Bad beat/Moan/Venting Thread - BBV Archive 1

[dannydiamond]

Is this real?

Very doubtful.

[Zosma]

Flicking through the channels earlier and seen this. I was around 14 when it came out and Posh was no.1. Now it'd be bounce bounce jiggle bounce aka scary spice ainec. She looks like she'd break you in half.

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJLIiF15wjQ[/ame]

[hotspur]

The Italian Banksy. Somehow managed to do this in months, and not years.

Extraordinary.

[Flushdraw]

Of course you did, I waited and 5star fixed it.
You have one happy dude message.

I don't yanno

[sligoboi]

Took me ages to see this one:

[Solskjaer]

LOL

[Bubbleking]

Took me ages to see this one:

i dont see it?

[Trippie]

i dont see it?

giant baby

[kincsem]

^ baby

[The Aul Switcharoo]

giant baby

Lol, I still don't get it

[a-k-47]

why the fook do i bother!..in the 60k

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, 3.3 Tournament, 8000/16000 Blinds 1600 Ante (9 handed) - PokerStars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

UTG+1 (t465832)
MP1 (t454080)
MP2 (t182947)
Hero (MP3) (t163708)
CO (t344352)
Button (t920580)
SB (t382824)
BB (t404074)
UTG (t180835)

Hero's M: 4.26

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with Q, Q
1 fold, UTG+1 bets t32000, 2 folds, Hero raises to t162108 (All-In), 4 folds, UTG+1 calls t130108

Flop: (t362616) 7, Q, 2 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: (t362616) K (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t362616) 6 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t362616

Results:
UTG+1 had A, J (flush, Ace high).
Hero had Q, Q (three of a kind, Queens).
Outcome: t362616 returned to UTG+1

[Caf]

Lol, I still don't get it

LOL, it's lying on it's back, head on left and feet on right.

[dazzler]

The Italian Banksy. Somehow managed to do this in months, and not years.

that's a gem ... tyvm

[sligoboi]

i dont see it?

Lol, I still don't get it

This help?

[kincsem]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bz9JmpULP3o&feature=related"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bz9JmpULP3o&feature=related[/ame]

[Solskjaer]

This help?

a baby with two tiny people up it's arse ?

[The Aul Switcharoo]

This help?

Thanks, really thought I was losing it there. Was absolutely dumbfounded!

Also personal beat:

SPOILER

Got beat by Icarus in IPB last longest in a game in the local pub.... Also BP_me is a nit and wouldnt join in(does he not know I fuckin love going out before the break in Mullanes?)

[Icarus152]

Thanks, really thought I was losing it there. Was absolutely dumbfounded!

Also personal beat:

SPOILER

Got beat by Icarus in IPB last longest in a game in the local pub.... Also BP_me is a nit and wouldnt join in(does he not know I fuckin love going out before the break in Mullanes?)

Woop.

[kincsem]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YXuq25BMVI"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YXuq25BMVI[/ame]

[The Aul Switcharoo]

Woop.

How did you end up?

[bp_me]

There was never any doubt the aul switcheroo would be gone by the break after getting his table's rebuy.

Icarus on the other hand... it's hard to get knocked out when he plays fewer hands than I do.

Busted 6th. My A10 no good vs J10. AIPF my SB shoved into BB.

[Lord Sir Banter]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YXuq25BMVI

Has to be the party button version.

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZIfIzNW9xM[/ame]

[Icarus152]

How did you end up?

bah,bubbled the final table

[Icarus152]

There was never any doubt the aul switcheroo would be gone by the break after getting his table's rebuy.

Icarus on the other hand... it's hard to get knocked out when he plays fewer hands than I do.

Busted 6th. My A10 no good vs J10. AIPF my SB shoved into BB.

Lol,you put the ni in nit.

[The Aul Switcharoo]

There was never any doubt the aul switcheroo would be gone by the break after getting his table's rebuy.

Icarus on the other hand... it's hard to get knocked out when he plays fewer hands than I do.

Busted 6th. My A10 no good vs J10. AIPF my SB shoved into BB.

My problem was I didn't get the tables rebuy

Then immediately I get AQ, raise two limpers 5x and get 5 callers then get KK busted the next hand by AQ...then shove my last 10 bigs with 88 to be snapped by KK. Past couple of weeks haven't been kind to me in that place!

[Icarus152]

My problem was I didn't get the tables rebuy

Then immediately I get AQ, raise two limpers 5x and get 5 callers then get KK busted the next hand by AQ...then shove my last 10 bigs with 88 to be snapped by KK. Past couple of weeks haven't been kind to me in that place!

Boring!

[bp_me]

Lol,you put the ni in nit.

Give up the drink. It doesn't suit you.

[dannydiamond]

I definately have to give the Wed night game in Mullanes a spin soon lads.

[The Aul Switcharoo]

Actually when I think about it, what in gods name was I thinking having a LL with two nits the way I play

[Solskjaer]

Actually when I think about it, what in gods name was I thinking having a LL with two nits the way I play

pub game ? perfect opponent.s nits ne'r do well in crapshoots

[The Aul Switcharoo]

Boring!

I just realise it was

I definately have to give the Wed night game in Mullanes a spin soon lads.

Yes you do, one one condition we all go down there early(surely Kev will go too) and hit the beer...Its just a bit of banter really, also if you hit a pair in maybe 1 in 7 flops your gonna win

[Icarus152]

I definately have to give the Wed night game in Mullanes a spin soon lads.

Not sure if you'd be good enough Danny but do drop in.

[The Aul Switcharoo]

pub game ? perfect opponent.s nits ne'r do well in crapshoots

It wouldn't be the worst structured game in the world, however the past while everyone at the table has decided to call every bet I make!

[bp_me]

It wouldn't be the worst structured game in the world, however the past while everyone at the table has decided to call every bet I make!

Standard (until about level 5... then only half the table call).

[dannydiamond]

I just realise it was



Yes you do, one one condition we all go down there early(surely Kev will go too) and hit the beer...

I'm sure I could manage that!

[Icarus152]

pub game ? perfect opponent.s nits ne'r do well in crapshoots

when are you coming down for a blaa?

[Bubbleking]

lol waterford people

[Icarus152]

lol waterford people

FU.

How 'bout them apples?

[CHDad]

Good Morning.

[sligoboi]

In a further attempt to procrastinate I have signed up for twitter so who should I be "following" oh mighty nightowls?

[Bubbleking]

lads Im not sure if you are aware of the postman pat spoof videos that were on youtube dubbed in a Louth accent. They were fuckin hilarious. but anyway most of them got deleted and this video was put up in response. yes its been done to death but there are a few BBV references in it such as "blue dress girl"

So which one of you is responsible for the videos?

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h31MDtcc-SY&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h31MDtcc-SY&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL[/ame]

[Sledgejammer]

He may be a washed up whale of a has been footballer, but 'Dinho still has it

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmTFTul7Ks4&feature=player_embedded[/ame]

Actually speaking of washed up Brazillians, two for the price of one here, but this is pretty genius from Bobby Carlos

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HR69NDVKFoY&feature=player_embedded[/ame]

[Carl_Morrissey]

In a further attempt to procrastinate I have signed up for twitter so who should I be "following" oh mighty nightowls?

@Moro88 if you want to listen to me winge about running bad

[Sledgejammer]

In a further attempt to procrastinate I have signed up for twitter so who should I be "following" oh mighty nightowls?

Snoop Dogg and Robbie Savage. Block everyone else, it's just whitenoise getting in the way.

[sligoboi]

@Moro88 if you want to listen to me winge about running bad

Why are you "C" on here and "K" over there?

[Carl_Morrissey]

Why are you "C" on here and "K" over there?

A friend of mine set it up, just never really arsed changing it.

Edit: Just changed it

[max_power]

Gonna drop into the Crown after work to rail this http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29...9/index15.htmlfor a bit I think. Sickness.

[Mellor]

Ugh, sickness
lol at Negrenu and co complaining that it shouldn't count towards lifetim wins, its going to be a 5mil prize, so who ever hits it jumps up the list a lot.

But who gives a fuck, all-time money list is meaningless when you look at the cash chagnging hands at the nosebleeds


also MaxPower. Get up to much yesterday?

[Strewelpeter]

This cow was rogue and was out of control

[Lord Sir Banter]

Despicable, the cow should be tried as a black man.

[Bubbleking]

Brag - manage to fade the Universal social tax

Im putting this down to being a big deal on the internet

[Emmet]

Brag - tax??
Beat - life balance in the teens as of last night!

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[Lord Sir Banter]

[Flushdraw]

Had a sizeable double on Wozniacki and Clijsters and just switched on to see the bad news. I'll use my one time soon..

[Ramiriquez]

Ugh, my connection keeps dropping off, mid bloody tourney. Sure who needs a timebank anyway

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[Ramiriquez]

Ugh, my connection keeps dropping off, mid bloody tourney. Sure who needs a timebank anyway

Any of you knowledgable folks have any ideas of what my problem may be?

This seems fine

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[CHDad]

what does the beat mean?!

Means he paid tax and might get some back but has fuck all monies.