Bad beat/Moan/Venting Thread - BBV Archive 1

[Zod]

My preferred way to get my package sorted

[Denny Crane]

dail suspended?

[Keane]

All techie types have that facial hair configuration IMO.

Dead Parrot can confirm...

[Loopz]

You ever been? Is that a silly question?

I havn't been in a few years what with kids etc draining my smoking roll, but when i first meet my wife her company sent to her amsterdam a couple of times a year , so i used to get myself cheap flights and piggyback her 4/5 star hotel, just to keep her company like. She wasn't and isn't a smoker but as they say when in rome etc . On hindsight its quite strange that when over there I had to look after her ( a few times i had to help her down stair in shops after she had a few tokes too many) and she has spent the last 10 years looking after me.

I've gone over with mates a few times but they always ended up in a smoke/coke/booze orgy, one time we did a 36hour bender where the only rule was you were not aloud eat anything unless it contained drugs but that was in the days when my body could hack it.

Any good stories about being stoned?

I find being a smoker gets in the way of remembering anything (i'm a bit of a goldfish), on the plus side i'm easily entertianed by the same stories. so apart from waking up in some strange places, falling down stairs and having a habit of lying down in places and staring at ceilings nothing to report.

[DAMO72]

Zod i dont think your nuts at all . Infact id say back on your own planet you are probably quite normal.

[Zod]

All techie types have that facial hair configuration IMO.

Dead Parrot can confirm...

Actually, so do I.

[Raoul Duke III]

The Battman has just resigned

that's six ministers gone in three days (plus one who should be)

nice work Biffo

[DeadParrot]

All techie types have that facial hair configuration IMO.

Dead Parrot can confirm...

it comes free with the headset, however, over time, I'm been promoted to muttonchops and now full beard

[DeadParrot]

Thanks,might need to decipher this first though.

it just means you should be getting contention free (kinda) broadband.
Still overpriced, go with vodafone

[Raoul Duke III]

The Battman has just resigned

that's six ministers gone in three days (plus one who should be)

nice work Biffo

anyone want to quote me odds on the Dail being dissolved today?

[Keane]

anyone want to quote me odds on the Dail being dissolved today?

Sweet, we're back in the game

[RasTa]

Random song time, this still has it.

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHaD5Noa0wc&feature=related[/ame]

[Strewelpeter]

When he asked why the Taoiseach was not in the House, a number of Opposition TDs intervened with quips: “He’s looking for Ministers” and “he’s having tea with Paul Gogarty”.

So far so hilarious

But this is the real point, made here by Gilmour

"We have a flu epidemic we have people lying on hospitals in trolleys and the Minister for Health has taken to the hills, we have flights being cancelled in Aer Lingus and the Minister for Transport has resigned, we have problems for crime in many parts of the country and the two Ministers responsible for Justice and Defence are gone,” he said. “We have had quite serious commentary on this country by both President Sarkozy of France and by the President of the European Commission and the Minister for Foreign Affairs has gone.”

The Country is in a state of Chassis and Bifo has unilaterally closed down half the govermnet for no other reason than to allow a few third rate Fianna Failers go into the election with the name badge Minister stuck on even if they won't have spent a day in the office or even been briefed into the role.
He's completely and utterly taking the piss and the electorate are not that moronic that they won't punish FF for this nonsense ... are they

I'm beginning to like the unders on 30 FF seats

[Raoul Duke III]

I'm beginning to like the unders on 30 FF seats

you heard it here first

[Denny Crane]

anyone want to quote me odds on the Dail being dissolved today?

Lol no

[Raoul Duke III]

lol, Finneran has resigned too

you really could not make this shit up, it's like something out of Father Ted crossed with Yes Minister

Cowen is Fr Jack obviously

[Raoul Duke III]

Lol no

gonzo then?

will there be any ministers left to run for election by the end of the day?

I'd say Cowen is scratching his head wondering why the feck he's running himself. Unfortunately, he's the one gombeen whose seat is secure.

[Emmet]

Can yee not organise an oul coup or something? Govt has been a laughing stock for months now.

Someone take over, bit of short term facisim please

[ionapaul]

Trailer Park Boys just announced a second date in the olympia in case anyones interested. Missed the first shows tickets, and just got the email, have no damn money on card to book. Grr.

Didn't even know they were playing in Ireland! Thanks for posting this, will defo pick up some tickets, the Trailer Park Boys rule, coincidentally just watched the most recent movie last week.

[Raoul Duke III]

Can yee not organise an oul coup or something? Govt has been a laughing stock for months now.

the Greens are gone

their Climate Change Bill won't get the votes as the gombeen fuckwits in FF have promised all their inbred, pig-shagging farming constituents that they'll vote against it

[ArmaniJeans]

Soon our cabinet will be able to meet in Berties cupboard.

[Angry-Ball]

this has to be better than sex for RDIII

[Raoul Duke III]

this has to be better than sex for RDIII

what is this 'sex' of which you speak?

[Valor]

Not true. From recent experience.

It is true, I used my AIB MasterCard in Argentina for 2 years without getting charged ATM Fees, as long as its pre loaded

[ArmaniJeans]

anyone want to quote me odds on the Dail being dissolved today?

I was going to angle shoot you and take the bet if MMA had been out of the country, but she is actually in Kildare Street at the moment.

http://www.president.ie/index.php?section=6&engagement=201103&lang=eng

[DAMO72]

what is this 'sex' of which you speak?

Icarus can teach you how to toss the salad if you have 10mins to spare

[Raoul Duke III]

I was going to angle shoot you and take the bet if MMA had been out of the country, but she is actually in Kildare Street at the moment.

http://www.president.ie/index.php?se...01103&lang=eng

give me some credit

our Labour bet is 50/50 and starting to edge in your favour, they have not covered themselves in glory recently but them and SF will benefit most from the ABFF vote

[Angry-Ball]

what is this 'sex' of which you speak?

well....
if you like vanilla icecream but really love chocalate icecream then sex is vanilla and what you are feeling now is chocalate

[Raoul Duke III]

well....
if you like vanilla icecream but really love chocalate icecream then sex is vanilla and what you are feeling now is chocalate

with nuts

[Angry-Ball]

with nuts

yes with nuts

[Mellor]

Lol, Stoneystonerson I was a little surprised to hear you mention the wife of 10yrs, always figured you were like 21 max

obviously user names and avatars can mislead, no offense meant

[ArmaniJeans]

give me some credit

our Labour bet is 50/50 and starting to edge in your favour, they have not covered themselves in glory recently but them and SF will benefit most from the ABFF vote

Hard to know, Paddy Powers seems to indicate bang on 40 as the mid-point of their expectation.

http://www.paddypower.com/bet/politics/other-politics/irish-government?ev_oc_grp_ids=339984

On the one hand I'm not sure they actually have the candidates on the ground who are worthy of election, having said that the antiFF mood is so high that Labour could possibly put Carlos Ilyich Ramirez Sanchez on the ballot paper and get him elected.

I still think the key is that to break 40 they need to get 2 elected in about 7 of the 43 constituencies (coz they'll draw a blank in quite a few of the rural 3 seaters).

So will they be able to do the disciplined consituency split that'll be needed to get two home?

[Loopz]

[QUOTE=Mellor;234734]Lol, Stoneystonerson I was a little surprised to hear you mention the wife of 10yrs, always figured you were like 21 max

obviously user names and avatars can mislead, no offense meant[/QUO
only married 1 year tho burt yes i'm 21

[tylerdurden94]

http://www.500daysofweezy.com/
Awesome mash up of Lil Wayne and the 500 days of summer soundtrack. Listen to no.14 if you need to be sold on it.

The C Kid was the first one onto this a good while back absolutely cracking album

6 people screen tested, including Jessica Biel.
I didn't recognaise the other 3 names, but a google says they were the girl that played "Strawberry Fields" in the lastest bond film (sexy redhead) and "Britany" from S6 of entourage

Obviously its never gonna be some random broad like "Brittany" from Season 6 of Entourage happy with Hathaway but prefer Biel and just glad no Knighley!

This is class too http://mashupbreakdown.com/
Just stumbled on a motherload of good shit, will make a proper post tomorrow.

Thats a great find

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batman:_Knightfall

Bane breaks EVERYONE out of Arkham, waits till batman is in bits then attacks him breaking his back.

Bane in the comics is a completely different animal then bane in batman & robin

surpirsed it's catwoman tbh
it was meant to be
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talia_al_Ghul

Uber Geek you really do know your stuff

[Lord Sir Banter]

BBV had it there again for a while but it's gone again, ul.

Maybe politics is the way go; get all the loots and seems like fun job.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vr8t...layer_embedded

They're all the best of pals at the end of the day! And sure why not, they've it all sewn up anyhow.



@Stoney, did you post in the old place at all?

[Loopz]

yeah i'm pistolpete

[tylerdurden94]

Yes

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLO6VwQM5eY[/ame]

[Lord Sir Banter]

yeah i'm pistolpete

Well I have ya placed now.

[Wesley Harms]

Lol, Stoneystonerson I was a little surprised to hear you mention the wife of 10yrs, always figured you were like 21 max

obviously user names and avatars can mislead, no offense meant

I always pictured Damo to look something like this

SPOILER

And I wasn't far wrong

[Icarus152]

Icarus can teach you how to toss the salad if you have 10mins to spare

But I don't like salad?

[Wesley Harms]

But I don't like salad?

But you do like male genitals

[RasTa]

Cowen coming into work in the next 10 mins...

[Loopz]

whats the odds he's come straight from an early house

[TomD]

All techie types have that facial hair configuration IMO.

Dead Parrot can confirm...

I know that guy, semi-regular drinking buddy

[TomD]

The Battman has just resigned

that's six ministers gone in three days (plus one who should be)

nice work Biffo

anyone want to quote me odds on the Dail being dissolved today?

Maybe i shouldnt have paid my bills this morning. Today is my first payday under the new budget. Ouch!

Its also payraise, bonus and promotion day here, which means lots of glum faces.

[coillcam]

All techie types have that facial hair configuration IMO.

Dead Parrot can confirm...

Actually, so do I.

it comes free with the headset, however, over time, I'm been promoted to muttonchops and now full beard

Not one to fall in for stereotypes but I can confirm presence of a soul patch and goatee. So Keane is on the mark again.

[kakak1]

For you Cricketers


WHAT do you get if you cross the Australian cricket team with an OXO cube?
A laughing stock.


The Australian bobsleigh team have asked the Aussie cricket team for a meeting.
They want to ask their advice about going downhill so fast!


What’s the difference between Ricky Ponting and a funeral director?
A funeral director doesn’t keep losing the ashes.


Did you hear what the stump microphones picked up when The Ashes skippers tossed the coin on Boxing Day?
Andrew Strauss called correctly and, quick as a flash, said to Ricky Ponting: “You lads can bat.’’
Just as quick, Ponting replied: “No, we can’t. We really can’t.”

What do you call an Australian with a champagne bottle in his hand?
A waiter.


Of everyone in the Aussie team, who spends the most time at the crease?
The woman who irons their cricket whites.


What’s the height of optimism?
An Aussie batsman putting on sunscreen.


Why did the Aussie break his leg throwing a ball?
He forgot it was chained to his foot.


What is the main function of the Australian coach?
To transport the team from the hotel to the ground.


On his way out into the middle to bat, Ricky Ponting gets a call from his wife and teammate Michael Hussey tells her he’s heading out to the middle.
His wife replies: “I’ll hold, he won’t be long!”


What’s the difference between an Aussie batsman and a Formula 1 car?
Nothing! If you blink you’ll miss them both.


Who has the easiest job in the Australian squad?
The guy who removes the red ball marks from the bats.


What do Aussie batsmen and drug addicts have in common?
Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from.


What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?
The entire Australian innings.


What’s the Australian version of LBW?
Lost, Beaten, Walloped.


Why is Ricky Ponting cleverer than Houdini?
Because he can get out without even trying.


What does Ricky Ponting put in his hands to make sure the next ball is almost certainly going to be a wicket?
A bat.


What do you call a cricket field full of Australians?
A vacant lot.


What does an Australian batsman who is playing in The Ashes have in common with Michael Jackson?
They both wore gloves for no apparent reason

[Raoul Duke III]

Maybe i shouldnt have paid my bills this morning. Today is my first payday under the new budget. Ouch!

Its also payraise, bonus and promotion day here, which means lots of glum faces.

just got my own payslip, mine isn't as bad as some people (mainly due to maxing out my pension contributions) but still a fair kick in the nuts

the total deductions column > the net pay column

that's a first

[Lord Sir Banter]

I know that guy, semi-regular drinking buddy

Jim?

[coillcam]

surpirsed it's catwoman tbh
it was meant to be
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talia_al_Ghul

Actually I'd prefer her over Catwoman for sure. As Long as Ann Hathaway gets her baps out all will be forgotten and forgiven.

[Flushdraw]

Still places left in the $7k added* Boylepoker Heads Up League for anyone that's interest. It will be closed in the next few days

Registration cost

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Serie D - This will be a $66 (€50) buyin and there is no minimum per game.

There could be over 100% added to the prizepool so that's serious overlay, so get in or PM me for details

[Zod]

Catwoman has been shit in every iteration, media, and multiverse Batman has existed in.

Seriously, worst villain ever.

I'd love to see the current batman movie team tackle the Death in the Family story.

[RasTa]

I won't be here for the general election, how does one vote early?

[Keane]

Not one to fall in for stereotypes but I can confirm presence of a soul patch and goatee. So Keane is on the mark again.

What do you mean again? I've been on the mark before?

This is excellent news...

[coillcam]

What do you mean again? I've been on the mark before?

This is excellent news...

Kidney vs Trappatoni the other day.

[Keane]

Ah, fair play to me IMO.

[Raoul Duke III]

I won't be here for the general election, how does one vote early?

you don't get no vote

or else get someone to vote for you, not that I would be encouraging such fraudulent activity

[RasTa]

you don't get no vote

or else get someone to vote for you, not that I would be encouraging such fraudulent activity

Hmmmm, no overseas vote no? You in the same boat?

[Raoul Duke III]

arse biscuits, I'll be out of the country myself on 11 March

ah well, my constituency is a lock for no FF scum so who cares

[kakak1]

I won't be here for the general election, how does one vote early?

one doesn't