Bad beat/Moan/Venting Thread - BBV Archive 1

[Flushdraw]

Winstanley absolutely collapsed. I reckon he regrets not going for the bull that leg

I don't mind setting himself up while Adams can't finish. It was a couple of legs before that when he left himself 4 instead of busting for some crazy reason. That was the end of him because i think he only won 1 leg after that. Complete collapse when it was there for the taking

[sligoboi]

Chiefs collapse

[gorrrr72]

Just started playing the $4500 gtd on ipoker:

Hand 3, player sitting next to me on my right holding AA flops quads wins a small pot against 1010.

Hand 4 same player sees a flop 3 way and gets it all in on a 2 2 10 flop. He's up against A10 and K10.
What does he have?

SPOILER

22 for quads 2 hands in a row, 1st time in 6 years playing holdem I've seen that.

[Wesley Harms]

Its not right that he is in the same club as Barney and Bristow and Lowey.

[sligoboi]

ok on a serious note! have any of ye cashed on the 1/4 million on stars.

im very bored and wondering will i play it or is it just a waste of time , zillions of players reg so far.
ya see im wondering if i make the final table what time tomorrow would that be

Uber deep stacks and slow structure makes it a 14 hour+ tourney I believe. Stake me instead

Joke btw

[Flushdraw]

Bloke goes into drug store and asks "Do you sell KY Jelly?" Girl says "No, have you tried Boots?" Bloke says,"Boots? I want to slide in, not fuckin march in!"

[The C Kid]

Best TV show ever on Sky 419 now.

[Icarus152]

Enjoy.

Want to know her mother's name?

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It's Baaaaaaaaaaaarrrrbrrrrrraaaaaaaaa

[SatNav]

Bloke goes into drug store and asks "Do you sell KY Jelly?" Girl says "No, have you tried Boots?" Bloke says,"Boots? I want to slide in, not fuckin march in!"

dont get it

[BlindLimper]

hell ya!!!although that one is a bit young for my taste. it needs a bit more meat



cooked very slow in a dutch oven. meat is falling off the bone and the sauce is like concentrated goodness.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erm=dutch+oven
Weird way to cook meat but what ever u are into.

[Icarus152]

dont get it

You can get it in Boots apparantly.

[SatNav]

You can get it in Boots apparantly.

Get what in boots????

[Icarus152]

Get what in boots????

Jelly and ice cream.

[sligoboi]

Get what in boots????

See the thing with jokes is that you at least have to read them!

[SatNav]

Jelly and ice cream.

too cold!!

[bohsman]

Bloke goes into drug store and asks "Do you sell KY Jelly?" Girl says "No, have you tried Boots?" Bloke says,"Boots? I want to slide in, not fuckin march in!"

Drug stores the in thing in Donegal?

[aodea]

ok on a serious note! have any of ye cashed on the 1/4 million on stars.

im very bored and wondering will i play it or is it just a waste of time , zillions of players reg so far.
ya see im wondering if i make the final table what time tomorrow would that be

I finished like 200th last week was a grind to say the least.

[carlop]

Anybody watching Napoli - Juve? It's weird watching Juventus with Krasic, I keep thinking what the fuck is Pavel Nedved doing running at Napoli defence!

[Flushdraw]

dont get it

Is that why you're so cranky?

[aodea]

TOP GUN!!!!!!!!!!! do you feel the need the need for speed..................

[SatNav]

Is that why you're so cranky?

No tony I get plenty!!!!!!

[Jackyback]

What chance have poor old Liverpool got today.

There's one name on the United team sheet they didn't want to see.

Howard Webb.

Lol at the penalty what a fucking joke, nice call earlier
Kelly looked good for us today and Torres, well he is clearly a lazy bastard who no longer wants to be at the club.

Watched both 127 hours and The Fighter last nite. Both really terrible. Very dissapointing.

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Could only get to half way in 127 hours before i switched off because absolutely nothing happened and if it did after this then fuck youfor wasting my time for the first half.
The Fighter a steaming pile of horseshit. And wooden bad acting by the grossly over rated Mark Wahlberg

I also thought 127 hours was a bit of a letdown with all the hype about it. Also went to see The Next Three Days, pretty good flick even if it takes a while to get going but probably slightly biased as i am a Russell Crowe fan.

What the fook at Torres body language today. If thats the best he can muster against United in the FA Cup for a new manager then banking his ever reduced worth on the transfer market is a must.

Fully agree he does not want to be there, no chasing back after the ball.

Where is the best place to buy the full boxset of The Wire. I am useless when it comes to downloading shit.

[DeadParrot]

there is a good chance that i may be pregnant

ditto

[SatNav]

I finished like 200th last week was a grind to say the least.

hmm was thinking that, i didnt bother in the end just playing a s&g instead!

and just out of curiosity what did u get for your hard work?

[aodea]

hmm was thinking that, i didnt bother in the end just playing a s&g instead!

and just out of curiosity what did u get for your hard work?

Ah like 150 give or take maybe 170. Was annoying with first being guts of 40k lol

[SatNav]

Ah like 150 give or take maybe 170. Was annoying with first being guts of 40k lol

ya too top heavy! fuck that i just couldnt be arsed!!!!

[Laois Hammer]

Where is the best place to buy the full boxset of The Wire. I am useless when it comes to downloading shit.

It was €50/€60 in HMV before christmas

[Flushdraw]

Who is LuckyGump on Pokerstars?

Was just looking through some of the 25/50 and 100/200 plo tables on stars and he seems to be crushing. PTR have him rated at 100 and up $1.9m in 308k hands which is 6.19bb/100 and pretty impressive

Why don't stars have 50/100 plo tables?

[MegaSin]

Where is the best place to buy the full boxset of The Wire. I am useless when it comes to downloading shit.

[ame]http://www.amazon.co.uk/Wire-Complete-HBO-Season-1-5/dp/B001BBHG1S/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1294608723&sr=8-1[/ame]

44.99 Pound/

[newbie2]

my cousin vinny in sky one ATM.

"What's a yute" - LOL class

[Caf]

ya too top heavy! fuck that i just couldnt be arsed!!!!

Get an ipoker a/c imo. Softer and smaller fields, not that the 1/4 mill isn't a soft field, but games don't go on as long, prob softer than the sngs though. +EV.

[Bless You]

I like some of this guys stuff.
This is one of his darker efforts if you listen to the lyrics.

Nice though

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKTQ_arLFSc[/ame]

[elbows]

Just shoved BVB 10 8 off into ak and won and in other tourney reshoved k5 and got called by a9 and won.

94/144 in $22 12.5kgtd
406/551 in $5 20k gtd

[elbows]

Just shoved BVB 10 8 off into ak and won and in other tourney reshoved k5 and got called by a9 and won.

94/144 in $22 12.5kgtd
406/551 in $5 20k gtd

Gone in both LOL

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[SatNav]

Who is LuckyGump on Pokerstars?

Was just looking through some of the 25/50 and 100/200 plo tables on stars and he seems to be crushing. PTR have him rated at 100 and up $1.9m in 308k hands which is 6.19bb/100 and pretty impressive

Why don't stars have 50/100 plo tables?

its me but dont tell anyone

[Lord Sir Banter]

[oleras]

I see you have taken to yankee time...I was sure it would have been Lloyd first !

[Lord Sir Banter]

I see you have taken to yankee time...I was sure it would have been Lloyd first !

[Starvin Marvin]

my cousin vinny in sky one ATM.

"What's a yute" - LOL class

Love that movie, so so good.

[Mellor]

my cousin vinny in sky one ATM.

"What's a yute" - LOL class

Brilliant, one of my fav courtroom movies

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the judge is Hermen from the munster

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Vinny's cousin is the Karate kid

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLValMc9XjU[/ame]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q7mjoxHzm4&NR=1[/ame]

[shrapnel]

ditto

congrats man!!!

[MrsFlushdraw]

I see you have taken to yankee time...I was sure it would have been Lloyd first !

He is Lloyd... there can't be many of us left at this stage.

[6starpool]

Anything with Marissa Tomei in it is automatically 50% better, and my cousin vinny is class anyways.

[sligoboi]

Ryan Babel posted this on twitter earlier on:

http://twitter.com/ryanbabel

[sligoboi]

He is Lloyd... there can't be many of us left at this stage.

Preemptive bluff imo..

MrsFD

[MrsFlushdraw]

Preemptive bluff imo..

MrsFD

Just on lynchings.. a reminder to sign up or we wont be starting. Come on guys, you know you want to.

http://www.irishpokerboards.com/forum/showthread.php?p=225817#post225817

[Ace]

QQ for tech guys, over the weekend i've noticed that my destop appears to refresh itself a lot (as if i'm pressing F5), i've only download 2 programms to my knowledge, a poker client and HM, should i be concerned with this auto refreshing?

[Emmet]

Anything with Marissa Tomei in it is automatically 50% better, and my cousin vinny is class anyways.

Incredible woman

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Magical in fact!

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[SatNav]

hmm things are looking up, cashed in 2 S&Gs weeeeeeeeee im rich

[Emmet]

what's the movie where she has the *ahem* stars on her?

Quick google gives you ample opportunity to see the bosoms.

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/5851328/academy_award_winner_marisa_tomei_naked.html

Also, for the NFL fans, this is one of the greatest things I've ever seen!

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/563484-2011-nfl-mock-draft-hot-chick-edition/page/1

[oleras]

what's the movie where she has the *ahem* stars on her?

I know its not The wrestler, she gets them out big time in that, but is covered in tats....a big turn off for me im afraid, tats and piercings !

[KevIRL]

Megamind is great.

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[oleras]

Megamind is great.

Childrens film ? Not asked in a condecending way...lol

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[6starpool]

Steve Clarke to be appointed Liverpool assistant tomorrow apparantly. Interesting if true.

[ComradeCollie]

Got to get this, didn't realise they'd made it into a movie

Well you're a step ahead of me anyway. Didn't realize they made it into a novel

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