Bad beat/Moan/Venting Thread - BBV Archive 1

[KevIRL]

Been told that this time it SHOULD be okay.

I dont trust the chimps though

[Angry-Ball]

Been told that this time it SHOULD be okay.

I dont trust the chimps though

does this look like the guy you were talking to kev?

[Sledgejammer]

I may be forced to take my non-paying, bandwidth-using-for-nothing-in-return business elsewhere if this continues and I do NOT say that lightly

[Lord Sir Banter]

[BobSloane]

Q1. Can you receive a money transfer on Boyles if you have never deposited there
Q2. If above is yes can anyone sort me out for 160 euro on Boyles for my $210 on Full Tilt

pm or whatever

[tylerdurden94]

Android 3.0 for tablets looks seriously impressive

http://www.engadget.com/2011/01/06/googles-android-3-0-honeycomb-for-tablets-a-guided-tour-of-the/

[Lurker23]

Got a great laugh out of that gameshow "pointless" today. For those that never heard of it, the premise is they've given 100 people 100 secs to list off as many correct answers from the question at hand. The contestants attempt to give a correct answer that wasn't mentioned by the 100 people i.e. a pointless answer.

Q. Scorsese and DeNiro collaborations

A. "Meet the Parents"

Really was one of those epic gameshow answers. It kind of got me thinking how different that film would've been if Scorsese directed it which made me laugh even more

[ComradeCollie]

241543903

I was fairly confused by this post this morning. Thank fuck I didn't have the time to attempt to manually decrypt it

Stolen from facebook

Do a Google image search - "241543903"

[The Situation]

Got a great laugh out of that gameshow "pointless" today. For those that never heard of it, the premise is they've given 100 people 100 secs to list off as many correct answers from the question at hand. The contestants attempt to give a correct answer that wasn't mentioned by the 100 people i.e. a pointless answer.

Q. Scorsese and DeNiro collaborations

A. "Meet the Parents"

Really was one of those epic gameshow answers. It kind of got me thinking how different that film would've been if Scorsese directed it which made me laugh even more

Love pointless

[Lord Sir Banter]

98 year old woman bank letter thing, etc

Spoof.

http://www.cnbc.com/id/40966606

I can't see it. Help.

I was fairly confused by this post this morning. Thank fuck I didn't have the time to attempt to manually decrypt it

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=69867153&postcount=6884

[Sledgejammer]

What was especially funny about that Pointless answer was A they had thinking time and were conferring before coming up with an answer and B they described themselves as film fans!? Marty would have done a far better job directing, replace Owen Wilsons character with Peschi and let him go mad and it'd be a better film

Android 3.0 for tablets looks seriously impressive

http://www.engadget.com/2011/01/06/g...d-tour-of-the/

Damnit, I only have an Android tablet around a month or so and already I want that, which doesn't even exist yet. I'm such a sucker for gadgets. I'm already thinking of getting an Android phone atm, if the Desire Z was slightly cheaper I'd be all over it, I'm still not willing to commit to a keyboardless phone...

I can't see it. Help.

I had to look it up

SPOILER

There is no lake, it's just a wall

[tylerdurden94]

What was especially funny about that Pointless answer was A they had thinking time and were conferring before coming up with an answer and B they described themselves as film fans!? Marty would have done a far better job directing, replace Owen Wilsons character with Peschi and let him go mad and it'd be a better film



Damnit, I only have an Android tablet around a month or so and already I want that, which doesn't even exist yet. I'm such a sucker for gadgets. I'm already thinking of getting an Android phone atm, if the Desire Z was slightly cheaper I'd be all over it, I'm still not willing to commit to a keyboardless phone...



I had to look it up

SPOILER

There is no lake, it's just a wall

Yeah looks pretty slick Android tablets all the way, iPad 2 is suppose to be out soon so will have to see what it its but by the looks of things you would be mad not to go for some sort of Android Tablet.

[Angry-Ball]

I had to look it up

SPOILER

There is no lake, it's just a wall

[The Situation]

LOL I thought I saw something completely different in Roadsweeper's pic. I won't say what it was fearing being deemed insane.

[oleras]

LOL I thought I saw something completely different in Roadsweeper's pic. I won't say what it was fearing being deemed insane.

I couldent find the black dude either...

Right...127 hours !!

[rounders123]

LOL I thought I saw something completely different in Roadsweeper's pic. I won't say what it was fearing being deemed insane.

The pale balding sunbather behind the bush?.

[The Situation]

The pale balding sunbather behind the bush?.

Yeeeeeess [insert shifty eyes]

[hotspur]

Want to know what colour shirt would be lucky in the Emporium?

http://www.responsiblegambling.org/staffsearch/library_news_results_details.cfm?intID=12915

[ComradeCollie]

Hoping the hell this is Friday, and not Sunday. Finishing of the Christmas Boose is somewhat disturbing. Last time I drank vodka was circa 1986.

Haapy New Year ye all

[Icarus152]

Want to know what colour shirt would be lucky in the Emporium?

http://www.responsiblegambling.org/s...fm?intID=12915

Red shirt with a dragon on it.

500 bucks please.

[Icarus152]

Hoping the hell this is Friday, and not Sunday. Finishing of the Christmas Boose is somewhat disturbing. Last time I drank vodka was circa 1986.

Haapy New Year ye all

Drunk test.

[ComradeCollie]

The pale balding sunbather behind the bush?.

I thought it was the detached white penis, about to rape the black dude

[AndyFatBastard]

I thought it was the detached white penis, about to rape the black dude

How very Freudian.

[rounders123]

I thought it was the detached white penis, about to rape the black dude

Methinks you must be useing the old Christmas cracker monocle

[The Situation]

Right I'm just gonna throw my theory out there. First your gonna have to rotate the about picture 30 degrees in an anclockwise direction. Behind the bush there's a bright yellowey plant with long hairs coming out of it. It kinda looks like that evil sun from Super Mario Bros 3. It's mouth is the red plant and has a two green leafs as it eyes. Far scarier than a Wall that's looks like a lake or pale sunbathers

[Solskjaer]

I shat cavety blocks

[Flushdraw]

Bust out of so many tournaments tonight in touching distance of the money. This in the $50 deepstack just summed up my night. Ran A6 into AQ next hand bvb to bubble +1

No-Limit Hold'em Tournament, 600/1200 Blinds (9 handed) - Hold'em Manager Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

UTG+1 (t20690)
MP1 (t11277.50)
MP2 (t35612.50)
MP3 (t13840)
CO (t23150)
Button (t13172.50)
SB (t9065)
Hero (BB) (t15300)
UTG (t24752.50)

Hero's M: 8.50

Preflop: Hero is BB with 10, 10
7 folds, SB bets t8345, Hero calls t7745

Flop: (t17890) 4, 3, 6 (2 players)

Turn: (t17890) A (2 players)

River: (t17890) 9 (2 players)

Total pot: t17890

Results:
SB had 2, 10 (flush, Ace high).
Hero had 10, 10 (one pair, tens).
Outcome: SB won t18970

[rounders123]

Hoping the hell this is Friday, and not Sunday. Finishing of the Christmas Boose is somewhat disturbing. Last time I drank vodka was circa 1986.

Haapy New Year ye all

Many happy returns.
New year is a time(the only time) where you can throw brown and green bottles into the clear bottle bank conscience free.

[Jackyback]

Tron Legacy was pretty darn good.

[Flushdraw]

Can someone tell me wtf I am looking for in this picture!

Do you see the lake?
Well look again
It's not a lake, it's a wall

Oh and there's a black dude peeking over it with a gun

[Icarus152]

Do you see the lake?
Well look again
It's not a lake, it's a wall

Oh and there's a black dude peeking over it with a gun

BNBG.

[Bless You]

New album on the way from these lads in March this year.
I'm really fooking lorward to it.


[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4YdmSclJA8[/ame]

[Flushdraw]

BNBG.

Here's a collection of them for you

SPOILER

[tylerdurden94]

Tron Legacy was pretty darn good.

Good man delighted to hear that now go get the soundtrack its immense

[Denny Crane]

Bit of a long shot but does anyone happen to access to a pdf copy of the 1987 edition of the Irish Political Studies journal?

[oleras]

I couldent find the black dude either...

Right...127 hours !!

Unfuckingbelievable...

Now, lets hopw a kind mod stuck the spoilers in an easy to find place...

Nope, cheers lads...I know it wasnt that overhyped piece of crap inception but its not as if ye were busy today....lol...ill look back....

OK, found them myself....ftr, I agree with Danny.

Buried next ? Why not, its friday and my weekend off !

[dannydiamond]

Prem predictions comp pimpage.

http://www.irishpokerboards.com/forum/showthread.php?t=7128&page=2

Ignore the start date, it's been revised since due to christmas, FA cup etc, fill your boots!

[Trippie]

robin williams: weapons of self destruction on channel 4 is brilliant

[LuckyLloyd]

127 Hours is immense.

[Strewelpeter]

C. 35 outs twice < one pair. Fml

[LuckyLloyd]

New album on the way from these lads in March this year.
I'm really fooking lorward to it.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4YdmSclJA8

Lovely version of that song. Some band alright:

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6U4VgvTCKU4[/ame]

[aodea]

127 Hours is immense.

Better than Love Actually?

[LuckyLloyd]

Better than Love Actually?

[AndyFatBastard]

HBO have announced Game of Thrones will be premiered on April 11! Getting very excited about it now. Some very nice pics of filming here:

http://www.makinggameofthrones.com/?cmpid=ABC587

I read somewhere that Sky are gonna show it on one of their Arts channels. Obviously trying to drum up subscriptions like they've done with other "niche" shows. I think I'll be downloading them.

[Lord Sir Banter]

These IMDB ads with Iain Lee are too much.
What an irritating twat.

[oleras]

Unfuckingbelievable...

Now, lets hopw a kind mod stuck the spoilers in an easy to find place...

Nope, cheers lads...I know it wasnt that overhyped piece of crap inception but its not as if ye were busy today....lol...ill look back....

OK, found them myself....ftr, I agree with Danny.

Buried next ? Why not, its friday and my weekend off !

Buried was also very good.....you know by now that how i do my film reviews !!

[Teddie]

I hate when you are so tired that you are to tired to get up and go to bed so you just sit and waste away an hour on the computer.

[Teddie]

I hate when you are so tired that you are to tired to get up and go to bed so you just sit and waste away an hour on the computer.

I'm not sure, but reading this back I've a feeling Kayroo might be slightly upset with me not knowing my to from my too or my too from my to.

[oleras]

127 Hours is immense.

SPOILER

I found the start very good, because we know what happens, small things like leaving the tap running etc, meeting the 2 girls, fine, he was an explorer, giving us some insight, torn about the middle, some fantastic camera work etc, we see his struggle, wonder how we would cope but it lagged a bit for me in places, i know we see things like his mind going but it could have been done sharper/neater imo, as for the end....5 stars all the way, nothing wrong there at all....perfect imo.

had a read of some spoilers, and as for product placement getting in the way of enjoying a good film..like water off a duck, so what if coca cola or fanta paid My Boyle 1 billion clams for sticking a branded camcorder or watch or whatever on screen, you missed the movie looking for products imo.

[oleras]

I'm not sure, but reading this back I've a feeling Kayroo might be slightly upset with me not knowing my to from my too or my too from my to.

Thats why there is an edit button...to late now !!

flashback.....sleeping today i had one of those very enjoyable erotic dreams...speak to a girl, next thing you are getting ready to go to bed, there is some nakedness....kissing, even mention of contraception in this particular one today....deed never happens though....never have i porked a chick in a dream...never had "spillage" either....am i alone ? would love to have one play out till the end....must read up on that real dreaming stuff, if i could spell cognative, its that btw. !

[Valor]

Liked 127 hours...if people havent seen Touching the Void they really should too

The Fighter was awesome, I thought Christian Bale was immense, very very good performance

[Lord Sir Banter]

sometimes we share too much.

[Bodybuilder]

HEM misses it, but on my last game of the night, I get 2 outtered on the river for the match. Then I lost $1.50 on a degen Roulette spin. Not gonna tilt tho!!

Probably something got to do with running 10 BIs above EV.

[oleras]

Liked 127 hours...if people havent seen Touching the Void they really should too

The Fighter was awesome, I thought Christian Bale was immense, very very good performance

I found it very like Touching The Void, in the overcome all situations thrown at you vibe, guess thats the type of film it was, 2 good films !

The Fighter, i liked that too.

[oleras]

sometimes we share too much.

Sometime we dont share enough dude !

[Emmet]

ugh, just got linked to a girl I used to do "the bad thing" with's blog.

She's now a born again Christian.

Wonder if she confessed our drink and drug fuelled evenings?
Still debating whether or not to link, or even copy paste, as it really is horribly cringey.

Today I had a fight with my Mom cause I told her that her body was being used by the devil.

Paraphrased, so don't bother googling!

[NewApproach]

So I started watching Breaking Bad a few days ago, and I'm just after finishing the second season.

Fuck me it's brilliant. I'd nearly say its better than The Sopranos and The Wire

SPOILER

edit: maybe an over reaction, but it is very very good!!

[Aya14]

Flying out Shannon at 7. Taking in Blackburn QPR today(£15 for a ticket, how bad), then United Liverpool Sunday. One time Michael Owen into the Stretford end please.

[Hectorjelly]

Liked 127 hours...if people havent seen Touching the Void they really should too

The Fighter was awesome, I thought Christian Bale was immense, very very good performance

How did you see the fighter? Its not out here yet.

Bale is one of my favourite actors.

[tipp86]

Here is some pokers for the BBV

All these hands are pretty much against fish.

SPOILER

No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) - Hold'em Manager Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Hero (MP) ($70.31)
CO ($52.63)
Button ($7.93)
SB ($50.45)
BB ($48.50)
UTG ($65.39)

Preflop: Hero is MP with J, A
1 fold, Hero bets $1.50, CO calls $1.50, 3 folds

Flop: ($3.75) 3, 9, 7 (2 players)
Hero bets $2.50, CO raises $5, Hero calls $2.50

Turn: ($13.75) 6 (2 players)
Hero checks, CO checks

River: ($13.75) 5 (2 players)
Hero bets $10.50, CO raises $46.13 (All-In), Hero calls $35.63

Total pot: $106.01

Results:
Hero had J, A (flush, Ace high).
CO had 8, 10 (straight flush, ten high).
Outcome: CO won $103.01

SPOILER

No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (5 handed) - Hold'em Manager Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

SB ($96.74)
BB ($93.71)
UTG ($50)
Hero (MP) ($96.47)
Button ($53.03)

Preflop: Hero is MP with 5, 4
UTG bets $2, Hero calls $2, 1 fold, SB calls $1.75, 1 fold

Flop: ($6.50) 3, 10, 2 (3 players)
SB checks, UTG bets $4.87, Hero calls $4.87, SB calls $4.87

Turn: ($21.11) 6 (3 players)
SB bets $14, UTG raises $43.13 (All-In), Hero calls $43.13, SB raises $75.87 (All-In), Hero calls $46.47 (All-In)

River: ($243.44) 6 (3 players, 3 all-in)

Total pot: $243.44

Results:
SB had 3, 3 (full house, threes over sixes).
UTG had A, A (two pair, Aces and sixes).
Hero had 5, 4 (straight, six high).
Outcome: SB won $240.71

SPOILER

No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (5 handed) - Hold'em Manager Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

BB ($94.28)
UTG ($80.79)
MP ($93.14)
Hero (Button) ($60.38)
SB ($20.48)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 10, 7
2 folds, Hero bets $1, 1 fold, BB raises $3.50, Hero calls $3

Flop: ($8.25) J, 2, 5 (2 players)
BB bets $6.18, Hero raises $15, BB raises $84.10 (All-In), Hero calls $41.38 (All-In)

Turn: ($121.01) 4 (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($121.01) 9 (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $121.01

Results:
Hero had 10, 7 (flush, Jack high).
BB had A, 10 (flush, Ace high).
Outcome: BB won $151.91

SPOILER

No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) - Hold'em Manager Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Hero (Button) ($54.50)
SB ($96.34)
BB ($19.86)
UTG ($54.32)
MP ($47)
CO ($73.11)

Preflop: Hero is Button with K, A
UTG bets $1.50, 2 folds, Hero raises $5, SB calls $4.75, 1 fold, UTG calls $3.50

Flop: ($15.50) A, 2, 9 (3 players)
SB checks, UTG bets $11.62, Hero calls $11.62, 1 fold

Turn: ($38.74) 10 (2 players)
UTG bets $19.37, Hero raises $37.88 (All-In), UTG calls $18.33 (All-In)

River: ($114.14) J (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $114.14

Results:
Hero had K, A (one pair, Aces).
UTG had A, J (two pair, Aces and Jacks).
Outcome: UTG won $111.14

SPOILER

No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (5 handed) - Hold'em Manager Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

BB ($50)
UTG ($94.82)
MP ($50)
Hero (Button) ($108.98)
SB ($56.32)

Preflop: Hero is Button with J, 9
2 folds, Hero bets $1, SB raises $3.25, 1 fold, Hero calls $2.50

Flop: ($7.50) 9, 8, 3 (2 players)
SB bets $3.75, Hero calls $3.75

Turn: ($15) J (2 players)
SB bets $5.50, Hero raises $17, SB raises $43.57 (All-In), Hero calls $32.07

River: ($113.14) 8 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $113.14

Results:
Hero had J, 9 (two pair, Jacks and nines).
SB had Q, 6 (flush, Queen high).
Outcome: SB won $110.14