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Originally posted by Kayroo View PostI only chop 4 ways when I am the shortstack and the deal is LOLbad for the chipleaders.
Have to say I was amazed they both took the deal eagerly.
That guy on my right though Danny, some of the nonsense he was talking during the night was just unreal. Funny stuff though.
Originally posted by Denny Crane View Postjust figured out how to hide people joining groups/likes on fb. probably the most productive thing i've done so far today.Originally posted by Denny Crane View Posttook me a while to work out what that post was about! I presume you're talking to me though.
http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/8861Originally posted by Tek View Post"you raise, i kill you" El Tren :{)
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d) dont believe a plane can take off on a treadmill
e) believe a sandwiche cut in half is two sandwichesPeople say I should be more humble I hope they understand, they don't listen when you mumble
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common sense tbfPeople say I should be more humble I hope they understand, they don't listen when you mumble
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Originally posted by Bubbleking View PostTheres 2 ways that should be used to judge a persons character
1. how they take their steak
2. if they get priority boarding, stand like a plonker in the que or sit and wait to be the last one on
What's an acceptable way to take their steak and the right way to board a plane? Obv If I have to ask etc etc.
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X can be anything, any number, that is what’s CRAZY about X.
Because X doesn’t roll like that, because X can’t be pinned down!
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Originally posted by Happy Dude View PostOfficial Head Marshall of Waterford Gay Pride Festival 2015
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That Brazil Social welfare thing.
It's actually quite a simple but excellent solution. If you have to use old bribe tactics to ensure the poor behave
in a progressive instead of a destructive manner you are by definition making your country more progressive. (get this into their psyche..pavlov?) If you have a company that appears to have performance problems the 1st thing an outside consultant will tell you is too look at your performance review/rewards system.
tl dr :-P
How do we use it over here?SPOILERWell we do in a way with our FAS schemes, however they are a bit of a joke. FAS needs to be overhauled. All the unmarried mothers who call their kids by the different Fathers surnames should be put on these courses and shown how to knit, wash and basically STFU on trains/buses etc They should also be shown how to discipline a child without deafening the rest of the commuters. They should be shown how to use the appropriate amount of syllables in a word. Example : The word Apologise has 4 max and not 7.
OL fellas over 50 should be shown how to read the other pages in the Newspaper other than the back 4 pages.
Hoodies called Anto should be trained how to walk without the shoulder twitch and do eye exercises to enable left eye
right eyes to synch . All should be taught music so they can pass on the wonderful tunes sang by Ronnie Drew.
To ensure attendance advertise the use of the 'metronome' in music classes this will initiate early interest. Once you have them inside stick Ronnie on and see how they sing along like gremlins watching snow white. (Do not play the Wolf Tones as they will stand on the table and try to kick the lights)
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Originally posted by Bubbleking View PostTheres 2 ways that should be used to judge a persons character
1. how they take their steak
2. if they get priority boarding, stand like a plonker in the que or sit and wait to be the last one onOriginally posted by Raoul Duke III View Post3. if they watch any form of reality TVOriginally posted by pgodkin View Post4. If they need facebook to constanlty update there status! or indeed use facebook more that 4 times a day, seriously people everyone doesnt need to know if you seen a lovely little cat! man up and to the women, Les up and ref to the manning up bit!
Too soon?
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Originally posted by sligboi View Postawooga?People say I should be more humble I hope they understand, they don't listen when you mumble
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Originally posted by Solskjaer View Postshown how to discipline a child without deafening the rest of the commuters. They should be shown how to use the appropriate amount of syllables in a word. Example : The word Apologise has 4 max and not 7.
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Originally posted by Icarus152 View PostThere's one very minor difference between them.X can be anything, any number, that is what’s CRAZY about X.
Because X doesn’t roll like that, because X can’t be pinned down!
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Originally posted by Gilligan-Black View Postso did any soccer managers get fired today?
EDIT disregard that, seems it was a piss takeLast edited by Sledgejammer; 06-01-11, 17:27."In the world, there are many kings but there is only one God. I am God, I am El Tren" :{)
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Originally posted by The Situation View PostOuch studs to the face, Melo is such a scumbag!
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Originally posted by Sledgejammer View PostSeen it reporred from a decent soudce on twitrer tbat Hodgson just got the boot, no other sources as of yet though afaik
>20 IMO
Could be true this time though.Turning millions into thousands
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Originally posted by Sledgejammer View PostSeen it reporred from a decent soudce on twitrer tbat Hodgson just got the boot, no other sources as of yet though afaik
EDIT disregard that, seems it was a piss take
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Melo = scumbag
http://www.101greatgoals.com/videodi...parma-8080229/
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Originally posted by robinblinds View PostHe beat Obefemi Martins in the 3rd class sack race last year.Originally posted by Semibluff View Postsaw him score gordon and thought it was seedorf
On another note, watching the game today robinho must have the most basic football boots around. Plain black ones with an old school type shape. Just seems strange considering he is brazilian
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Originally posted by Semibluff View Post
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Originally posted by Denny Crane View Postreally? i was hoping you could introduce me to couriercollie's niece, or at least go on some whiskey fuelled escapades when i'm in edinburgh!
Trying to get the oul life train back on the tracks after some serious derailment in Dublin over Christmas.
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Originally posted by Emmet View PostOff Booze till Scotland vs Ireland 6N game! Still trying to figure out what to do with my last remaining smoke though.. To indulge or to bin?"I can’t find anyone who agrees with what I write or think these days, so I guess I must be getting closer to the truth." - Hunter S. Thompson
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Originally posted by Trippie View Postye he is definetly from the obefemi martins school of football. The kid is just 20 and even that pic is over a year old. He looked even older today, at one stage him and seedorf standing beside each other and there was no way you'd think there was 15 years in the difference.
Yakubu is about 5 years older than his reported age apparently.
I have looked into African player lying about their age twice in the past month for some reason and read various stuff. It's totally standard, especially among Ghanian and Nigerian players. African players don't get trials in Europe at age 23, they lie for very good reasons and because they can get away with it.
Jon Obi Mikel is another. I think John Terrry actually said Mikel lied about his age.
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[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1qHvJKbwjE[/ame]X can be anything, any number, that is what’s CRAZY about X.
Because X doesn’t roll like that, because X can’t be pinned down!
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Originally posted by hotspur View PostHe's from Sierre Leone which means that there's close to zero chance that he is the age he says he is, he would be at a minimum 3 years older and possibly 5.
Yakubu is about 5 years older than his reported age apparently.
I have looked into African player lying about their age twice in the past month for some reason and read various stuff. It's totally standard, especially among Ghanian and Nigerian players. African players don't get trials in Europe at age 23, they lie for very good reasons and because they can get away with it.
Jon Obi Mikel is another. I think John Terrry actually said Mikel lied about his age.
What's baffling is these "youths" keep getting signed by big clubs, guess they probably cost very little so they're worth the risk"In the world, there are many kings but there is only one God. I am God, I am El Tren" :{)
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Originally posted by hotspur View PostHe's from Sierre Leone which means that there's close to zero chance that he is the age he says he is, he would be at a minimum 3 years older and possibly 5.
Yakubu is about 5 years older than his reported age apparently.
I have looked into African player lying about their age twice in the past month for some reason and read various stuff. It's totally standard, especially among Ghanian and Nigerian players. African players don't get trials in Europe at age 23, they lie for very good reasons and because they can get away with it.
Jon Obi Mikel is another. I think John Terrry actually said Mikel lied about his age.
I also saw his French national id card which he actually uses, as he dropped it once at work once and it says he is a big fat dude with a completely different first name and surname than he always gave us lol. He hasn't been seen or heard of for a few months now though. He also asked my boss to sponsor his female friend to "work" and live in Ireland at one stage and to pay for his flights home to visit her first, citing that he was good for it man. You know me, I'm just waiting on my paycheck.
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Originally posted by Trippie View Post"It seems not only do you not need a job but tracksuit bottoms and runners are requirements to signing on as well"
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Originally posted by The Situation View PostMy favourite Nigerian was Taribo West. Apparenely he's meant to be close to 20 years older than he says. He joined Derby County at a spritely '26' years old nearly fully bald."In the world, there are many kings but there is only one God. I am God, I am El Tren" :{)
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While I buy into a lot of the African footballer age theory - if the likes of Kanu and West are as many years older than they claim - how the fuck are they playing at that level into their early forties when white Europeans are apparently incapable of doing so?"Worldly wisdom teaches that it is better for reputation to fail conventionally than to succeed unconventionally." - John Maynard Keynes
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Cunts.X can be anything, any number, that is what’s CRAZY about X.
Because X doesn’t roll like that, because X can’t be pinned down!
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Originally posted by LuckyLloyd View PostWhile I buy into a lot of the African footballer age theory - if the likes of Kanu and West are as many years older than they claim - how the fuck are they playing at that level into their early forties when white Europeans are apparently incapable of doing so?
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Even before I watch that... USA is batshit crazy.http://mobro.co/zuroph
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