Bad beat/Moan/Venting Thread - BBV Archive 1

[Opr]

Happy Christmas everyone, enjoy the festivities

I'm not crazy. It's Christmas Eve. It's the one night when we all act a little nicer. We...we smile a little easier. We...we...share a little more.
For a couple of hours we are the people we always hoped we would be - Bill Murray

Opr

[CHDad]

so fucking annoying

Why did you quote it!

[ComradeCollie]

Merry Christmas everyone.

Im expecting the amount of drunk posting to increase over the next few days. Should be fun!

Depends hope to see some drunk Bubbleking posting

So, you're saying the rest of you are normally sober when posting on here? Even in the evenings?

Jeez, I'm hoping Hitchhiker graces us with his presence. As a Hitchhiker Christmas must be something to behold. On the other hand I'm somewhat wary of mentioning anybody by name, after hearing about R4ad's troubles the other day(really was the last thing I was expecting, would have been less surprised if he was posting here under a new name, without my copping on to it)

So one bottle of red down, hitting the Captain Morgans next for a change of pace (€25 for a 1l bottle in Tescos, bargain)

[SatNav]

Depends hope to see some drunk Bubbleking posting

Don't forget meeeeee!!!!! Hehehe

[MegaSin]

Wrapping presents to the tron soundtrack makes wrapping presents.... dramatic

Also girlfriend got me 12 bottles of Erdinger which I can't wait to drink

[SatNav]

Did you tell him you were kissing women in club last night

Scully u cunt delete that right now!
We were only messing like it was a bet!

[shrapnel]

Wrapping presents to the tron soundtrack makes wrapping presents.... dramatic

Also girlfriend got me 12 bottles of Erdinger which I can't wait to drink

wow, this post made me realise that i was home alone (never happens...ever!!!), playing poker, getting drunk, and had no music on. WELL IT'S ON FUCKIN NOW!!!!!

[Percy007]

What was the name of the Inception app?

[Starvin Marvin]

What was the name of the Inception app?

Inception - The App

http://itunes.apple.com/ie/app/incep...405235483?mt=8

Funnily enough.

[ComradeCollie]

Scully u cunt delete that right now!
We were only messing like it was a bet!

Gotta love it when women start using the c word.

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhB6I_fKhGY[/ame]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpDiZLrTHX4&feature=related[/ame]

[CHDad]

Did you tell him you were kissing women in club last night

Everyone should make this their sig

[shrapnel]

ouch, knocked out of first tourney

PokerStars Pot-Limit Omaha, 3.3 Tournament, 80/160 Blinds (8 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

saw flop | saw showdown

MP2 (t13270)
CO (t4100)
Hero (Button) (t5545)
SB (t3260)
BB (t6070)
UTG (t5555)
UTG+1 (t9150)
MP1 (t7320)

Hero's M: 23.10

Preflop: Hero is Button with A, 8, J, J
UTG calls t160, UTG+1 calls t160, MP1 calls t160, MP2 calls t160, 1 fold, Hero bets t960, 2 folds, UTG calls t800, UTG+1 calls t800, MP1 calls t800, MP2 calls t800

Flop: (t5040) J, 3, 7 (5 players)
UTG checks, UTG+1 checks, MP1 checks, MP2 checks, Hero bets t3360, UTG calls t3360, UTG+1 calls t3360, 2 folds

Turn: (t15120) K (3 players)
UTG checks, UTG+1 bets t4830 (All-In), Hero calls t1225 (All-In), UTG calls t1235 (All-In)

River: (t18815) 6 (3 players, 3 all-in)

Total pot: t18815
Main pot: t18795 between Hero, UTG and UTG+1, won by UTG
Side pot 1: t20 between UTG and UTG+1, won by UTG

Results:
Hero had A, 8, J, J (three of a kind, Jacks).
UTG had 5, 3, 6, 4 (straight, seven high).
UTG+1 had Q, A, 10, A (one pair, Aces).
Outcome: UTG won t18815

[kakak1]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trY7ondVqI8&feature=email[/ame]

[shrapnel]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xs_YQ6JuNpA[/ame]

[Laois Hammer]

I will have to start watching that curb your enthusiasm, that clip is epic

[Fuzzy Logic]

Watching the Father Ted Chrustmas Special and just saw who Father Deegan is:

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beN7FftWNCM[/ame]

[shrapnel]

speaking of home, i mentioned this when it came out, and having watched it,it unfortunately stinks of demagoguery, but still remains an absolute awesome visual delight. (it can be watched in HD)

http://www.youtube.com/user/homeproject?blend=1&ob=4

edit:for some reason it won't embed, but it's definitely worth it

[40something]

Happy Christmas everyone.



Cliffs on the last 7 days?

[nicnicnic]

hitting the Captain Morgans next for a change of pace (€25 for a 1l bottle in Tescos, bargain)

I'm stuck into one of these, cant end well

[Line Us]

Found this funny anyway, the father follows horse racing and wanted to play some poker so signed up to the at the races poker site, his account was closed until he sent on some photo etc. The brother said he'd scan and send on a bill and birth cert for him as he wouldn't be able to do this himself, he managed to send a scan of his own license instead of my fathers birth cert somehow, que this response to my father.


This is Chris from the Support Team.

We are pleased to inform you that we received the following documents:

1. Photo ID
2. Proof of address

Rest assured that the documents and information provided are kept secured and
will be kept confidential.

However, the ID is invalid as it does not show your photo, date of birth or
expiry date. Plus it a license to hunt wild mammals permit and not a birth
certificate.

Please send us a valid ID (drivers license or passport) to update your
account.

Thank you for your cooperation and have a nice day.

[ComradeCollie]

Watching the Father Ted Chrustmas Special and just saw who Father Deegan is:

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You're mad. Should have been watching 'Unwrapped' on RTE1. Classic history of the toy show.

That Angeline Ball is some hot Milf( possibly inaccurate, no mention of motherhood in her wiki http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angeline_Ball), though seeing her as a 12 year old was disturbing in the extreme. Even in her commitments age would be boarderdng on paedo for someone of my age. Absolutely amazing now

[ComradeCollie]

I'm stuck into one of these, cant end well

What are you mixing it with? Managed to buy all the alcohol, and none of the mixers Stuck with coke, or 7up. Lol. back on the wine now anyway

[40something]

Happy Christmas everyone.



Cliffs on the last 7 days?

[ComradeCollie]

Cliffs on the last 7 days?

LLoyd on a killing spree. I'd imagine the weather is causing difficulty with his normal body disposal plans. When the snow melts, all will be revealed.

[Loopz]

What are you mixing it with? Managed to buy all the alcohol, and none of the mixers Stuck with coke, or 7up. Lol. back on the wine now anyway

coke is good but fanta orange is best

[Loopz]

Ham boiled and in the oven now


whiskey glazed hang sangwich @ 11 o' clock washed down with a brandy coffee
priceless


happy christmas to one and all

[ComradeCollie]

coke is good but fanta orange is best

Think I remember someone recommending Club Orange. Doesn't matter anyhoo. Another 750ml of wine and I'm done 'till tomorrow

[nicnicnic]

What are you mixing it with? Managed to buy all the alcohol, and none of the mixers Stuck with coke, or 7up. Lol. back on the wine now anyway

lol mixer

[tipp86]

Myself and the GF are having our first christmas away from home. Dinner is no doubt going to be a rather sad affair.

We bought some kind of pre cooked turkey, pre cooked ham and suppose il thrown on some fries to add a little something to that magical dinner.

[shrapnel]

Myself and the GF are having our first christmas away from home. Dinner is no doubt going to be a rather sad affair.

We bought some kind of pre cooked turkey, pre cooked ham and suppose il thrown on some fries to add a little something to that magical dinner.

sounds fuckin awful. couldn't you buy everything fresh and cook it yourselves?

[Bless You]

Couldn't manage to get home for the Christmas. Up yours Snow and suck a fart out of my arse Ice.
Looks like Christmas on the farm with just me and Mr Miaowgi (what I've re-named the cat I'm looking after for a mate).
Could be worse.
Am well into the Guinness at this stage so apologies to grammar enthusiasts and sane people in advance.

Shrapnel, I'll see your 'Homeward Bound' and raise you...


[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2iPsFjCNNA[/ame]

[Loopz]

Myself and the GF are having our first christmas away from home. Dinner is no doubt going to be a rather sad affair.

We bought some kind of pre cooked turkey, pre cooked ham and suppose il thrown on some fries to add a little something to that magical dinner.

enjoy it anyways


whats the local christmas food???

[tipp86]

sounds fuckin awful. couldn't you buy everything fresh and cook it yourselves?

Not something as advanced as Turkey no. I mean ive improved i used never cook for myself but in the last month or so ive been making steak, ham, chicken etc... The Gf is pretty much the same.

When i was at home id say id eat dinner from a pub/restauraunt 4/5 days a week and the other days my mother or grandmother would feed me. The girlfriend was in a similar situation.

[shrapnel]

Couldn't manage to get home for the Christmas. Up yours Snow and suck a fart out of my arse Ice.
Looks like Christmas on the farm with just me and Mr Miaowgi (what I've re-named the cat I'm looking after for a mate).
Could be worse.
Am well into the Guinness at this stage so apologies to grammar enthusiasts and sane people in advance.

Shrapnel, I'll see your 'Homeward Bound' and raise you...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2iPsFjCNNA

mate, when are you thinking of getting home?

[tipp86]

enjoy it anyways


whats the local christmas food???

Local christmas food? Not sure what you mean but we are in Toronto so its pretty much the same as at home turkey and so on.

[ionapaul]

Just back from the 'midnight mass' (starts at 9pm obv!) in Salthill in Galway, the one mass I go to each year - jebus, it went on forEVER! Serious freezing fog in Galway city at the moment, Santa will find it very hard to land on each roof tonight!

[oleras]

Happy Christmas folks.

I hope ye all have a great day tomorrow, some with family, some with family in their hearts, the new year and the new start is only a week away !

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwXBtmRTsFs[/ame]

Time for some Black Swan.

[RoadSweeper]

Myself and the GF are having our first christmas away from home. Dinner is no doubt going to be a rather sad affair.

We bought some kind of pre cooked turkey, pre cooked ham and suppose il thrown on some fries to add a little something to that magical dinner.

Get a new GF imo

[Angry-Ball]

Myself and the GF are having our first christmas away from home. Dinner is no doubt going to be a rather sad affair.

We bought some kind of pre cooked turkey, pre cooked ham and suppose il thrown on some fries to add a little something to that magical dinner.

yeah a fist of chips on the side..... that will fairly snazz it up allright

sounds fuckin awful. couldn't you buy everything fresh and cook it yourselves?

or better still couldn't he treat the girlfriend to a decent meal in a decent restarunt ffs

SPOILER

i can't see this ending well

[Starvin Marvin]

Red Lemonade is the normal Morgans mixer i think but its putrid stuff imo.

[Loopz]

future christmas classic nowhere near fairytale standard but what is ?

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHNpS-pnH-M"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHNpS-pnH-M[/ame]

[shrapnel]

Not something as advanced as Turkey no. I mean ive improved i used never cook for myself but in the last month or so ive been making steak, ham, chicken etc... The Gf is pretty much the same.

When i was at home id say id eat dinner from a pub/restauraunt 4/5 days a week and the other days my mother or grandmother would feed me. The girlfriend was in a similar situation.

i'll talk you through it to be honest. no need for a turkey , just buy a chicken, potatoes, carrots,parsnips. i'm home alone for the next 2 days and will happily talk you through the best roast ever

[Bless You]

mate, when are you thinking of getting home?

It'll probably be Stephens' day now. It's really not so bad, don't have kids of my own or any of that. Will miss the craic with nieces and nephew (esp nephew ) but will see them soon.
There's those with bigger worries this night.

How about you, any joy yet?

Edit to say: obv not with the above post

[Angry-Ball]

+

and add in a few of these


and all of sudden things start looking rosey

[Emmet]

If you're going to ruin a whiskey with red lemonade, don't buy a decent one! Aldi/Lidl's own brand will be exactly what you need.

2 fingers of Red Breast, 2 cubes of ice, and a dash of water and you're set.

[tipp86]

enjoy it anyways


whats the local christmas food???

i'll talk you through it to be honest. no need for a turkey , just buy a chicken, potatoes, carrots,parsnips. i'm home alone for the next 2 days and will happily talk you through the best roast ever

This is where i should pipe in and say i dont eat vegetables ha. I think the day i post a week of my diet on this forum the place will explode with shock.

[shrapnel]

It'll probably be Stephens' day now. It's really not so bad, don't have kids of my own or any of that. Will miss the craic with nieces and nephew (esp nephew ) but will see them soon.
There's those with bigger worries this night.

How about you, any joy yet?

Edit to say: obv not with the above post

booked out of manchester on the 26th. hopefully no big issue getting there

[shrapnel]

This is where i should pipe in and say i dont eat vegetables ha. I think the day i post a week of my diet on this forum the place will explode with shock.

so what do you want to eat?and what will you eat?

[Angry-Ball]

If you're going to ruin a whiskey with red lemonade, don't buy a decent one! Aldi/Lidl's own brand will be exactly what you need.

2 fingers of Red Breast, 2 cubes of ice, and a dash of water and you're set.

actually made 2 hot one's fist

[Emmet]

actually made 2 hot one's fist

Delish
Lemon, few cloves in it, bitta honey.

Might have one now actually! Although, horrificly hungover all day long.

[Angry-Ball]

Delish
Lemon, few cloves in it, bitta honey.

Might have one now actually! Although, horrificly hungover all day long.

just hotwater and a wee bit of brown sugar

[tipp86]

so what do you want to eat?and what will you eat?

Well like in an ideal world id love turkey & ham with roast potatoes a few chips and gravy and id like it cooked by someone else.

I guess i have a lazy mans version of it bought who knows it may not be so bad.

[ComradeCollie]

Happy Christmas folks.

I hope ye all have a great day tomorrow, some with family, some with family in their hearts, the new year and the new start is only a week away !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwXBtmRTsFs

Time for some Black Swan.

Kinda disturbing, the last few seconds there. Christy Moore, and Shane McGowan full on. Thought I'd run out of sick internet porn to search for. Guess there's always more.

Nite all.,

[shrapnel]

Well like in an ideal world id love turkey & ham with roast potatoes a few chips and gravy and id like it cooked by someone else.

I guess i have a lazy mans version of it bought who knows it may not be so bad.

the fact you're in canada, you can shove the "cooked by someone else" up your gash unless your girlfriend pulls her finger out. how about making an effort?

[tipp86]

the fact you're in canada, you can shove the "cooked by someone else" up your gash unless your girlfriend pulls her finger out. how about making an effort?

Well i did consider trying the real deal but came to the conclusion something simple would be a lot better than been there on christmas day making a complete mess.

[oleras]

Kinda disturbing, the last few seconds there. Christy Moore, and Shane McGowan full on. Thought I'd run out of sick internet porn to search for. Guess there's always more.

Nite all.,

Nite Dude, never fear of running out...i am just a PM away... links.....

As for Black Swan...30 mins in....either a major level on the cousins side, having me watch a film about ballet or they have all caught the ghey !

I shall drive on...

[shrapnel]

Well i did consider trying the real deal but came to the conclusion something simple would be a lot better than been there on christmas day making a complete mess.

well if you decide to give a go let me know, but i promise, it's worth it, and it'll feel like home!!

[Bless You]

Nite Dude, never fear of running out...i am just a PM away... links.....

As for Black Swan...30 mins in....either a major level on the cousins side, having me watch a film about ballet or they have all caught the ghey !

I shall drive on...

Have that d'loaded since last night. There was hints on here of a scene containing lesbians and their lesbiations. Hopefully this is true??

[Strewelpeter]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ccTnKZWKQw[/ame]

[hotspur]

All this talk of alcohol and gambling, tsk tsk. Let's all remember what this season is really a celebration of: