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Because X doesn’t roll like that, because X can’t be pinned down!
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Originally posted by Happy Dude View PostDid you locate that watch?
It was the last one there that remained uncollected that evening. In fact it was probably the last one left in the country!
Big up to that man, a very nice thing to do.
I've promised to post a pic of my little fella with it when I get home.We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act, but a habit.
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Originally posted by dannydiamond View PostYeah, Bless You got it for me in Dundalk and posted it down to me.
It was the last one there that remained uncollected that evening. In fact it was probably the last one left in the country!
Big up to that man, a very nice thing to do.
I've promised to post a pic of my little fella with it when I get home.X can be anything, any number, that is what’s CRAZY about X.
Because X doesn’t roll like that, because X can’t be pinned down!
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Originally posted by tylerdurden94 View PostJust gonna watch the last 2 episodes of Season 4 now cant say this enough but Sally Draper is a whacko!
Originally posted by KevIMF View PostA story from the weather forum on Boards. What a nightmare
Glad to see Aimee is home and getting better, any other good news around here?
Doesn't sound like RDIII has had any positive news yet, how can a fckn taxi driver not be found, how many of them are there anywayTurning millions into thousands
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Originally posted by TomD View PostAll taxi drivers are cunts
Originally posted by Strewelpeter View PostI love Sally, she's a hero IMO
Yea but if the Airport had managed to stay open for a little while more they would have got to where they were going while the Aer Lingus passengers would have missed the chance. Ryanair go for the pragmatic approach, for instance the reason my lad was dropped in Faranfore the other night rather than one of the handier places for me was that Ryanair had planeful of people sitting there all day waiting for a plane to get out of Germany so they went somewhere that moved the most people the quickest.
Glad to see Aimee is home and getting better, any other good news around here?
Doesn't sound like RDIII has had any positive news yet, how can a fckn taxi driver not be found, how many of them are there anyway"you raise, i kill you" El Tren :{)
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Originally posted by KevIMF View PostA story from the weather forum on Boards. What a nightmare
3 members of staff were severley assaulted (which isnt that uncommon actually)People say I should be more humble I hope they understand, they don't listen when you mumble
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The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through IPB
Not a degen was active, not even CHD.
The loot bags were hung by the chimney with care,
In the hopes that Strewelpeter soon would be there.
Icarus, Kev and DannyD were nestled all snug in their (respective) beds,
While visions of blas and HOW-DO danced in their heads.
Hitchhiker out lapdacing and Emmet chasing skirt,
And Bubbleking slugging baileys – sure it tastes like dessert.
Denny Crane watching himself on TV
While nodding his head to some festive Jay-Z.
With 5starpool down under and Lloyd on a spree,
And Finkel dancing along to the Christmas episode of Glee.
When out on the main page, there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bbv to see what was the matter.
Away to the homepage I clicked in a flash
Tore open a new tab yet my google chrome crashed!
Reloaded, the pixels on the breast of imagination dark blue
Gave the lustre of mid-day to threads brand new.
When, what to my curious eyes should appear,
But an Angry-Ball thread - about fuck all I fear.
“Now Solskjaer! Now, Lazare! Now, The Flushies and Keano
On Raoul Duke III! On, hotspur! On Armani Jeans and Damo!
To the top of the porch! To the top of the wall
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!”
‘WTF is he on? IBTL’ scribbled CHD,
‘If this cunt is drunk, he’s far worse than me!’
‘Cool story bro’, mused TylerD, ‘is this set in stone?’
And White Knight posted a link to sad trombone.
The mods quickly sprang from their lair, to the team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard them exclaim as they locked the thread tight,
Take it to facebook and to all a good night!
X can be anything, any number, that is what’s CRAZY about X.
Because X doesn’t roll like that, because X can’t be pinned down!
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Originally posted by tylerdurden94 View PostDecided not to head out was 50/50 till I looked out and seen the snow, gonna just chill for tonight.
Coillcam gonna have a bite to eat in a few minutes but could have a few games of it after you want? 8:20 something like that?
I am currently in a zombie like state now having not kipped since the previous day. Stayed up all night playing texas foldem(fold everything basically) with a bunch of nits bleeding chips to their suckouts and hero calls with bottom pair. So hopped into the PLO 1/3/5 game that was going where a chinese business man was on uber tilt. Buying in for 200 each time. Straddling/potting/shipping at every opportunity basically, think he dropped about 3k, sick that I couldn't get a stack to be involved with him more as I was probably going to build my 2011 bankroll/holiday fund :P Managed a modest 100 profit for the night. Covers the skin full of beer at least. Pretty sure though I should not be let out anymore with a laser card again on any session.
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I feel left outPeople say I should be more humble I hope they understand, they don't listen when you mumble
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Wanted to include each and every one of you but knew it'd be an impossible task!
Began on premise of including the 20 posters who have the highest post count but kind of abandoned that somewhat as I went along in favour of getting her done.
Have enjoyed posting here through the year, merry christmas to all.
Especially Deadparrot and Ste.
But especially CHD.
X can be anything, any number, that is what’s CRAZY about X.
Because X doesn’t roll like that, because X can’t be pinned down!
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HereX can be anything, any number, that is what’s CRAZY about X.
Because X doesn’t roll like that, because X can’t be pinned down!
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Its officially christmas day here. So.....
Happy Christmas you cunts.
love from Oz.
SteveThis may or may not be an original thought of my own.
All efforts were made to make this thought original but with the abundance of thoughts in the world the originality of this thought cannot be guaranteed.
The author is not liable for any issue arising from the platitudinous nature of this post.
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Originally posted by Hatedajacks View PostLads,Anyone know will i be able to get Taxi's Tommorrow.Looking to head out to Raheny from city centre in the morning and then back midnight ish tommorrow night.
I know it used to be impossible but has that changed with all the extra taxis the last few years? Tks
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Originally posted by Hatedajacks View PostLads,Anyone know will i be able to get Taxi's Tommorrow.Looking to head out to Raheny from city centre in the morning and then back midnight ish tommorrow night.
I know it used to be impossible but has that changed with all the extra taxis the last few years? Tks
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Originally posted by KevIMF View PostA story from the weather forum on Boards. What a nightmare
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Originally posted by tylerdurden94 View PostInteresting, would like to hear more?
Cogito ergo vis a vis, all taxi drivers are cunts
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Originally posted by coillcam View PostJust saw that message there now dude, would have given you a game but a mate called over for a few games just after I posted the original message. Then one of my best mates popped in a with a litre bottle of Glenfiddich 15 year scotch (all the way from Aberdeen). I admit I know nothing about whiskey whatsoever but that stuff is bangin' and 47% to boot.
I am currently in a zombie like state now having not kipped since the previous day. Stayed up all night playing texas foldem(fold everything basically) with a bunch of nits bleeding chips to their suckouts and hero calls with bottom pair. So hopped into the PLO 1/3/5 game that was going where a chinese business man was on uber tilt. Buying in for 200 each time. Straddling/potting/shipping at every opportunity basically, think he dropped about 3k, sick that I couldn't get a stack to be involved with him more as I was probably going to build my 2011 bankroll/holiday fund :P Managed a modest 100 profit for the night. Covers the skin full of beer at least. Pretty sure though I should not be let out anymore with a laser card again on any session.
Sounds like you had yourself a good day, will catch you soon for a couple more games, have a good Christmas man.
Originally posted by TomD View PostI'm in work today and had to drive in. No problem so i spent an hour defrosting the car. About half way through a taxi pulled up into my little cul de sac, stops in the middle of the road blocking all entry and exit, gets out and walks off. I'm think he's picking up one of my neighbours who are quite old or even somone just at the corner. I finish deicing the car and want to leave to get to work but he's still blocking the road. I sit simmering behind my wheel until this proposterously rotund self serving parasite returns. Upon his return i ask what he's at, to which he simply replies ' I was just around getting a haircut'. Even though there isnt a language filter on IPB i couldnt put my response here.
Cogito ergo vis a vis, all taxi drivers are cunts"you raise, i kill you" El Tren :{)
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Originally posted by Downtown View PostCant get to Galway till tomorrow, anyone know of any restaurants open in Dublin tonight??
Im sure some of the more refined lads will have a proper response, hope you have a good one mate and catch up with you soon."you raise, i kill you" El Tren :{)
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hmm town was very very quiet for xmas eve, wasnt even stressful!!!
treated myself to a new dress and top , ran upstairs with the bags and hung them up in the wardrobe , a while later himself comes up to the room and i say " jesus colm I havent a\ stitch to wear over the xmas" and root through the wardrobe and say " i have these since the xmas before last sure fuck it they will do"
And like every year he barely looks and say " ya michelle they are grand!
Men are ye really that stupid!!Her sky-ness
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Originally posted by michelle SatNav View Posthmm town was very very quiet for xmas eve, wasnt even stressful!!!
treated myself to a new dress and top , ran upstairs with the bags and hung them up in the wardrobe , a while later himself comes up to the room and i say " jesus colm I havent a\ stitch to wear over the xmas" and root through the wardrobe and say " i have these since the xmas before last sure fuck it they will do"
And like every year he barely looks and say " ya michelle they are grand!
Men are ye really that stupid!!
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Originally posted by michelle SatNav View Posthmm town was very very quiet for xmas eve, wasnt even stressful!!!
treated myself to a new dress and top , ran upstairs with the bags and hung them up in the wardrobe , a while later himself comes up to the room and i say " jesus colm I havent a\ stitch to wear over the xmas" and root through the wardrobe and say " i have these since the xmas before last sure fuck it they will do"
And like every year he barely looks and say " ya michelle they are grand!
Men are ye really that stupid!!
For Shame.
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if you are lucky to have a beautiful wife or girlfriend then I can guarantee she is also a liar!
we all do it when it comes to clothes!
if they are not old , they are most definatly half price and she/we say " jayus shur i couldnt leave it there for that price hun"
ALL LIES , LIES LIES!!!Her sky-ness
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was meant to fly home today, so was monitoring aer lingus and the weather all morning to make sure flight wasn't cancelled and airport wasn't snowed under. all good on both fronts and we're let off work around 130. i make my way to o'connell street to catch the aircoach. just as we pull up to the airport, all the phones in everyone's pockets start going mental (was pretty impressive to be honest). I pull out my phone to find out my flight has been cancelled. (it turns out all flights after 430 were cancelled as they couldn't cope with the volume)
just bought a ticket there flying out of manchester on the 26th, so will ferry and train it across.
To be honest, i don't mind spending Xmas on my own now, but i was carrying all the pressies for the kids who flew over with their mother on wednesday
nothing more to do till then than drink, drink and drink some more
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Originally posted by michelle SatNav View Postif you are lucky to have a beautiful wife or girlfriend then I can guarantee she is also a liar!
we all do it when it comes to clothes!
if they are not old , they are most definatly half price and she/we say " jayus shur i couldnt leave it there for that price hun"
ALL LIES , LIES LIES!!!
"Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl?"
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Originally posted by shrapnel View Postwas meant to fly home today, so was monitoring aer lingus and the weather all morning to make sure flight wasn't cancelled and airport wasn't snowed under. all good on both fronts and we're let off work around 130. i make my way to o'connell street to catch the aircoach. just as we pull up to the airport, all the phones in everyone's pockets start going mental (was pretty impressive to be honest). I pull out my phone to find out my flight has been cancelled. (it turns out all flights after 430 were cancelled as they couldn't cope with the volume)
just bought a ticket there flying out of manchester on the 26th, so will ferry and train it across.
To be honest, i don't mind spending Xmas on my own now, but i was carrying all the pressies for the kids who flew over with their mother on wednesday
nothing more to do till then than drink, drink and drink some more
my niece flew in from manchester and landed in cork today.
flight was only delayed an hour in manchester.
really is cork ftw when it comes to flying in or out atm
SPOILERobviously cork people are still lolSPOILERits only the airport is any good
"Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl?"
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Wow, brothers girlfriend heading with 12others to china for christmas. 1 girl decided later than the others to go with them and booked a different route.
1 girl boards plane at 2pm yesterday to fly first leg of journey, knowing that 12 others fly out at 5pm.
Second flight gets cancelled! Horror story!
Dunno what she's at or where now?
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Originally posted by Angry-Ball View Postmy niece flew in from manchester and landed in cork today.
flight was only delayed an hour in manchester.
really is cork ftw when it comes to flying in or out atm
SPOILERobviously cork people are still lolSPOILERits only the airport is any good
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Cinema’s most memorable Santas, and the men who played them,
1. Edmund Gwenn, Miracle on 34th Street (1947)
2. John Call, Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)
3. David Huddleston, Santa Claus: The Movie (1985)
4. Jack Skellington, The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)
5. Tim Allen, The Santa Clause (1994)
6. Jim Carrey, How The Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)
7. Ed Asner, Elf (2003)
8. Billy Bob Thornton, Bad Santa (2003)
9. James Cosmo, Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (2005)"you raise, i kill you" El Tren :{)
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Originally posted by tylerdurden94 View Post
Cinema’s most memorable Santas, and the men who played them,
1. Edmund Gwenn, Miracle on 34th Street (1947)
2. John Call, Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)
3. David Huddleston, Santa Claus: The Movie (1985)
4. Jack Skellington, The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)
5. Tim Allen, The Santa Clause (1994)
6. Jim Carrey, How The Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)
7. Ed Asner, Elf (2003)
8. Billy Bob Thornton, Bad Santa (2003)
9. James Cosmo, Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (2005)
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Originally posted by tylerdurden94 View Post
Cinema’s most memorable Santas, and the men who played them,
1. Edmund Gwenn, Miracle on 34th Street (1947)
2. John Call, Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)
3. David Huddleston, Santa Claus: The Movie (1985)
4. Jack Skellington, The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)
5. Tim Allen, The Santa Clause (1994)
6. Jim Carrey, How The Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)
7. Ed Asner, Elf (2003)
8. Billy Bob Thornton, Bad Santa (2003)
9. James Cosmo, Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (2005)
so fucking annoying
"Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl?"
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Originally posted by michelle SatNav View Posthmm town was very very quiet for xmas eve, wasnt even stressful!!!
treated myself to a new dress and top , ran upstairs with the bags and hung them up in the wardrobe , a while later himself comes up to the room and i say " jesus colm I havent a\ stitch to wear over the xmas" and root through the wardrobe and say " i have these since the xmas before last sure fuck it they will do"
And like every year he barely looks and say " ya michelle they are grand!
Men are ye really that stupid!!
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