Bad beat/Moan/Venting Thread - BBV Archive 1

[bp_me]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbmbMSrsZVQ[/ame]


Damn man flu

[dannydiamond]

My new years resolution is to go into intensive training to prepare myself for what is the real ultimate fighting championship, negotiating Smyths in the lead up to christmas.

My speciality will be 'trolley bashing', get the fk out of my way you plebs!

The 'Spynet Watch' has alluded me for 3 weeks now, it's the only toy that my eldest lad has talked about, i'll be back there at nine in the morning with the vague promise that 'we might have it'.

[Emmet]

SnOw watch update please?

[bp_me]

My new years resolution is to go into intensive training to prepare myself for what is the real ultimate fighting championship, negotiating Smyths in the lead up to christmas.

My speciality will be 'trolley bashing', get the fk out of my way you plebs!

As someone who spent far far too long working for said company.... you need to have everything done by end of October at the very latest.

[dannydiamond]

As someone who spent far far too long working for said company.... you need to have everything done by end of October at the very latest.

Thanks for that but that's not much help to me now!

If you can help me locate a spynet watch then we'll be friends forever.

The big problem is that Santa makes these fkin things, so nothing's a problem to santa and his magic fking elves.

Fk santa and the reindeer he rode in on.

[Strewelpeter]

It's called the Archos 5 Internet Tablet. It's just quite like an iPod touch as a point of reference, and it runs an Android OS.

Ah right, the screen is big enough to make it worthwhile over the desireHD.

I'm playing around with the iPad I won the other night and its a great piece of kit but it would be awesome if it was running android.

[Angry-Ball]

Sorry Culchie haters but Galvin is the fucking MAN. See thats teh fucking difference between GAA and soccer. The man is born and reared into Kerry GAA. Rauol and Solks (I actually love ye cunts) but ye'd be far better off being Kerry lads.


What do you want to be next year? "a GAY Kerry footballer". The FUCKING NUTS.

FYP

[Angry-Ball]

My new years resolution is to go into intensive training to prepare myself for what is the real ultimate fighting championship, negotiating Smyths in the lead up to christmas.

My speciality will be 'trolley bashing', get the fk out of my way you plebs!

The 'Spynet Watch' has alluded me for 3 weeks now, it's the only toy that my eldest lad has talked about, i'll be back there at nine in the morning with the vague promise that 'we might have it'.

fairly sure you can check availability online now and reserve it, even get it delivered

[bp_me]

If you can help me locate a spynet watch then we'll be friends forever.

Fortunately for me that was a good few years ago. Though there is nothing like seeing greedy, screaming children (and the useless parents that let them away with it) everyday for months on end to suck the joy out of Christmas. Now my least favourite time of the year.

[Angry-Ball]

BBV help required

Thanks for that but that's not much help to me now!

If you can help me locate a spynet watch then we'll be friends forever.

The big problem is that Santa makes these fkin things, so nothing's a problem to santa and his magic fking elves.

Fk santa and the reindeer he rode in on.

speaking off which
on the late late tow show they had a thing called story dice. i have checked with smyths and they don't stock them. anyone know where i could get these?

[Silver-Tiger]

fucking gobshite fixture arrangers got me again the pricks. Manchester derby moved back 24 hours after being confirmed for the 13th only a couple of weeks ago

Ye what a fucking joke. thought i played it nice and safe waiting for the CL draw to be made and making sure we weren't drawn on Tuesday the 15th. Booked 3 tix with aer lingus this afternoon FFS. I take it there is no way around this. its just tough shite ye?

[Flushdraw]

I've seen it a few times, but Knowing me, Knowing Yule with Alam Partridge is on Gold+1 now. Classic stuff!

[dannydiamond]

fairly sure you can check availability online now and reserve it, even get it delivered

Bless your innocence, the availability of certain items changes from day to day and so does the 'Available' date. When you speak to the manager of the store you just get told that they get their info the same way I do, ie online, fkin lol.

I spoke to a guy in there the other day who's helped me in the past, a really good lad and he said it's basically a case of turning up early in the morning and whatever they have on the pallets goes on the shelves. Basically no one has any idea what's going to be delivered.

I've done the so called reservation thing in the past with them, it's pointless. It's an 'on the shelf guarantee', and believe me it's no guarantee.

[ArmaniJeans]

I've seen it a few times, but Knowing me, Knowing Yule with Alam Partridge is on Gold+1 now. Classic stuff!

This post was brought to you by the Rover Vitesse.

[Flushdraw]

SnOw watch update please?

Checking it at almost 1am.

It's not a snowman, it's the car!



It's about 18 inches outside now

[hotspur]

Some quick Googling suggests that Ken Blacks in Carlow had a stock of about 30 of them on Wednesday anyway.

edit: um, spynet watches that is.

[sligoboi]

Flushdraw, a quiet word of warning:

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xw1NIDFUdJI[/ame]

[hotspur]

Ukraine parliament kicked off again. It was hard to find the current one on a Youtube search because they have at it so often.

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KugJfeohVI[/ame]

[Flushdraw]

Flushdraw, a quiet word of warning:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xw1NIDFUdJI

lol, just aswel there's no cars near us! And the roof box gives it away

[Lord Sir Banter]

@Strewel

This is what comes to mind for me...

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fO9bHuRxpU[/ame]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JU9TouRnO84

Love this song. It's so terrible but brilliant.
Terrillant
or
Brillible

Wtf, the late late show, are you kidding me. The fukking Darts are on, how the fukk old are you 85?

I would rather burn every hair off my balls one by one that watch that pile of fucking shit.

This is how I feel about darts.

Anyone catch Paul Galvin on The Late Late there? Jesus.

Sorry Culchie haters but Galvin is the fucking MAN. See thats teh fucking difference between GAA and soccer. The man is born and reared into Kerry GAA. Rauol and Solks (I actually love ye cunts) but ye'd be far better off being Kerry lads.


What do you want to be next year? "a Kerry footballer". The FUCKING NUTS.

I intended to post about this guy before I read anything here.
I've never seen him before, he came off as a thug, a moron and a complete tit.

Also, I my head was wrecked listening to him say Neww YOARKKKKKK.

Ukraine parliament kicked off again. It was hard to find the current one on a Youtube search because they have at it so often.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KugJfeohVI

Be nice to see this in the Dail for many reasons.

Lols

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpATVSdTDk8

'This was a good talk'
lol, top drawer.



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From the RTE week in pictures


A storm front approaches the Gold Coast in Queensland, Australia


Students demonstrating against Silvio Berlusconi set fire to vehicles in Ro

Kind of puts the Dublin and London ones in the pale.

[Bless You]

By the way Happy Dude, that was you right?

[nicnicnic]

Trainspotting - Deleted Scenes

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOIZsiIPUOM[/ame]

[tylerdurden94]

Ah right, the screen is big enough to make it worthwhile over the desireHD.

I'm playing around with the iPad I won the other night and its a great piece of kit but it would be awesome if it was running android.

Must really cut you up to say that

[Bless You]

A tune before the bed. Think this is my first music post on here?

Ahhhh yeah!!

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_iC0MyIykM[/ame]

G'night.

[Flushdraw]

This was one of the better episodes of Pokerstars The Big Game, but this Hellmuth summary is him at his best whether you love him or hate him

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kNHxk3yrZc[/ame]

[tipp86]

Favourite hand of the night & to make it worse it was €or£ not sure.


No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) - Hold'em Manager Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

SB ($48.75)
BB ($138.02)
UTG ($56.50)
MP ($51.58)
CO ($24.09)
Hero (Button) ($249.96)

Preflop: Hero is Button with J, J
2 folds, CO bets $1.50, Hero raises $5, 1 fold, BB raises $11.50, 1 fold, Hero calls $7

Flop: ($25.75) 10, 8, 6 (2 players)
BB bets $13, Hero calls $13

Turn: ($51.75) J (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $34, BB raises $113.02 (All-In), Hero calls $79.02

River: ($277.79) K (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $277.79

Results:
Hero had J, J (three of a kind, Jacks).
BB had K, K (three of a kind, Kings).
Outcome: BB won $274.79

[gorrrr72]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K03zyJlHzAs&feature=related[/ame]

[shano_88]

Favourite hand of the night & to make it worse it was €or£ not sure.


No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) - Hold'em Manager Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

SB ($48.75)
BB ($138.02)
UTG ($56.50)
MP ($51.58)
CO ($24.09)
Hero (Button) ($249.96)

Preflop: Hero is Button with J, J
2 folds, CO bets $1.50, Hero raises $5, 1 fold, BB raises $11.50, 1 fold, Hero calls $7

Flop: ($25.75) 10, 8, 6 (2 players)
BB bets $13, Hero calls $13

Turn: ($51.75) J (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $34, BB raises $113.02 (All-In), Hero calls $79.02

River: ($277.79) K (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $277.79

What did he have?

[sligoboi]

What did he have?

Prop bet? I'll take Q9 97 AQ and KK and you can have the rest of the combos in the deck..just tell me what odds you'll give me and we'll negotiate from there

[shano_88]

Prop bet? I'll take Q9 97 AQ and KK and you can have the rest of the combos in the deck..just tell me what odds you'll give me and we'll negotiate from there

Ill take kk and aq and you can have q9 and 97 if you want! $50 even money

[Morihei]

to make it worse it was €or£ not sure.

This is the part I'm having real trouble deciphering.

[shano_88]

This is the part I'm having real trouble deciphering.

Basically it wasnt a $ table.

[Morihei]

So a hand converter has dollars as default?

[Lord Sir Banter]

By the way Happy Dude, that was you right?

Of course.

You can only be this happy if you vent effectively.

[shano_88]

So a hand converter has dollars as default?

yup

[Morihei]

Oh right, well if it's his favourite hand then it's mine as well. A blinder!

[tipp86]

So a hand converter has dollars as default?

Nope it reads from my Hem as $ but i never play $ tables. Do ye want to bet or should i reveal my hand. I cant see ye betting so il edit my original post.

[40something]

So Near .........




Edit: bah 13th

[sligoboi]

Ok last chance I'll take KK only and even give you 5/6 with the whole deck!

Quote/Thank/Refer to this post in any way to book for $1k

[tipp86]

Id love to post that one of ye sent me a pm saying ye would split the money with me ha

[sligoboi]

Id love to post that one of ye sent me a pm saying ye would split the money with me ha

shhhhh

[Zosma]

Awesome!

http://www.wimp.com/drumcorps/

[Lord Sir Banter]

'I should have gone to college and gone into real estate and got myself an aquarium, that's what I should have done.'

Jeffrey Dahmer.

[Zosma]

Keep watching.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azEvf...ayer_embedded#!

[Lord Sir Banter]

[LuckyLloyd]

My new years resolution is to go into intensive training to prepare myself for what is the real ultimate fighting championship, negotiating Smyths in the lead up to christmas.

My speciality will be 'trolley bashing', get the fk out of my way you plebs!

The 'Spynet Watch' has alluded me for 3 weeks now, it's the only toy that my eldest lad has talked about, i'll be back there at nine in the morning with the vague promise that 'we might have it'.

As someone who spent far far too long working for said company.... you need to have everything done by end of October at the very latest.

Worked as a Sales Assistant there for two years. So very true. Game over on the most popular toys long before this stage every year.

Working there for an extended period will really make you hate people.

[Emmet]

Korean's love the cock.

Chrust

[Lord Sir Banter]

My new years resolution is to go into intensive training to prepare myself for what is the real ultimate fighting championship, negotiating Smyths in the lead up to christmas.

My speciality will be 'trolley bashing', get the fk out of my way you plebs!

The 'Spynet Watch' has alluded me for 3 weeks now, it's the only toy that my eldest lad has talked about, i'll be back there at nine in the morning with the vague promise that 'we might have it'.

Is [ame="http://www.amazon.co.uk/Spynet-18736-Video-Watch/dp/B003AUDFHW/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=toys&qid=1292647300&sr=8-1"]argos.co.uk[/ame] an option?
Would probably have to pay extra for delivery, might get here in time though.

Korean's love the cock.

Chrust

North or South?

[Emmet]

any snow uet>

[Lord Sir Banter]

Paul Konchesky's mum tries some pr.




Story here.

[AndyFatBastard]

Hory ashiit Emmet's drnka

[Lord Sir Banter]

[AndyFatBastard]

Jesus titty fucking christ the fish are out in force tonight. And I choose now to run like a pig. Here's the best one so far:

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Hero (CO) ($51.65)
Button ($134.20)
SB ($63.85)
BB ($27.65)
UTG ($33.20)
MP ($195.25)

Preflop: Hero is CO with A, A
2 folds, Hero bets $1.50, 1 fold, SB calls $1.25, 1 fold

Flop: ($3.50) 10, 9, 10 (2 players)
SB bets $0.50, Hero calls $0.50

Turn: ($4.50) 4 (2 players)
SB bets $0.50, Hero calls $0.50

River: ($5.50) Q (2 players)
SB bets $4.50, Hero calls $4.50

Total pot: $14.50 | Rake: $0.70

Results:
SB had 10, 10 (four of a kind, tens).
Hero had A, A (two pair, Aces and tens).
Outcome: SB won $13.80

[sligoboi]

Did I mention that I wasn't able to get home yesterday because of work/college stuff? Big mistake as now no buses are running down here. So ghey

[Solskjaer]

LOL alcohol you cant hurt me I'm impregnable


LOL Pieterson what was that, Raoul kicking the cat/dog as we speak. Aussies coasting
I'll go to bed tomorrow. now for rashers and bowns sauce, Whiskey you wimp is that the best you can do, I'm waiting for you, I'll leave the basin beside me just in case you turn up.

beefheart dead, have to admit I missed his stuff. now to catch up, RIP

[Carl_Morrissey]

Jesus titty fucking christ the fish are out in force tonight. And I choose now to run like a pig. Here's the best one so far:

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Hero (CO) ($51.65)
Button ($134.20)
SB ($63.85)
BB ($27.65)
UTG ($33.20)
MP ($195.25)

Preflop: Hero is CO with A, A
2 folds, Hero bets $1.50, 1 fold, SB calls $1.25, 1 fold

Flop: ($3.50) 10, 9, 10 (2 players)
SB bets $0.50, Hero calls $0.50

Turn: ($4.50) 4 (2 players)
SB bets $0.50, Hero calls $0.50

River: ($5.50) Q (2 players)
SB bets $4.50, Hero calls $4.50

Total pot: $14.50 | Rake: $0.70

Results:
SB had 10, 10 (four of a kind, tens).
Hero had A, A (two pair, Aces and tens).
Outcome: SB won $13.80

You got away super lightly.

[thedini]

Jesus titty fucking christ the fish are out in force tonight. And I choose now to run like a pig. Here's the best one so far:

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Hero (CO) ($51.65)
Button ($134.20)
SB ($63.85)
BB ($27.65)
UTG ($33.20)
MP ($195.25)

Preflop: Hero is CO with A, A
2 folds, Hero bets $1.50, 1 fold, SB calls $1.25, 1 fold

Flop: ($3.50) 10, 9, 10 (2 players)
SB bets $0.50, Hero calls $0.50

Turn: ($4.50) 4 (2 players)
SB bets $0.50, Hero calls $0.50

River: ($5.50) Q (2 players)
SB bets $4.50, Hero calls $4.50

Total pot: $14.50 | Rake: $0.70

Results:
SB had 10, 10 (four of a kind, tens).
Hero had A, A (two pair, Aces and tens).
Outcome: SB won $13.80

I would be delighted with this outcome, the villian is a donk.

edit I type slow Carl.

[Wesley Harms]

Hellmuth on Dancing with the stars?

According to his twitter it is

[CHDad]

Liverpool -v- Fulham OFF

Wigan -v- Villa OFF

[AndyFatBastard]

Yeah lads I know I got away cheap. It was an example of the kind of player floating around and how I couldn't seem to get on the right side of a hand with one. I lost 4 buyins this morning to complete idiots.