Bad beat/Moan/Venting Thread - BBV Archive 1

[KevIRL]

site slow or is my interweb fucked?

Site fine for me anyway

[Opr]

Long shot but if anyone comes across a ticket for The National next week on the Thursday or the Friday would appreciate if they let me know.

Opr

[coillcam]

Site fine for me anyway

yup
Also this is a little wtf but quite long:

[Megatron]

@Damo did you get your phone sorted?

[sligoboi]

@Damo did you get your phone sorted?

Did I miss what happened with you and the woman? Did you get in touch with her? Sorry if it's been covered already.

[Icarus152]

@Lazare/Icarus: Quick list of 3 beat arty-farty beers please? Am just heading to the offie

Regular updates from yourself and Bizarre throughout the night please.

[rounders123]

Took the cold march to the offie just there on account of all this beer talk and 2 canadian club & coke warmers uppers. Came back with this czech bier and drinking from the original glass.

[Icarus152]

We lost our Friend when we were interrailing after he had 4 cans of this.

We were in Nice, he spoke no French, and had no idea where the hostel was.

He turned up several hours later

Fcuking surrrender monkeys.They ban Redbull and sell paint stripper.

[Lord Sir Banter]

@CHD
Your time is running out to embark on a euromillions journey of debauchery with me for a mere euro.

I will be shutting down the computer in 10 minutes.

[Megatron]

Did I miss what happened with you and the woman? Did you get in touch with her? Sorry if it's been covered already.

I called up to her and said "sorry for being a maniac stalker". She replied "Its grand, but the calls were p*****g my boyfriend off a bit".

Didn't really go too far after that.

[sligoboi]

Took the cold march to the offie just there on account of all this beer talk and 2 canadian club & coke warmers uppers. Came back with this czech bier and drinking from the original glass.

6 cans of the drink of kings for me..have a lot of work to do tomorrow

SPOILER

I called up to her and said "sorry for being a maniac stalker". She replied "Its grand, but the calls were p*****g my boyfriend off a bit".

Didn't really go too far after that.

Fuckin prick tease!! Tramp deserved more than 20 calls imo!

[DAMO72]

@Damo did you get your phone sorted?

Ye cheers , i ended up ringing vodafone and they activated it for me .
I think that was a better option than giving CHD my number , god know's what that mad hoor would have got up to

[Emmet]

Fuckin prick tease!! Tramp deserved more than 20 calls imo!

Post the number Ciaran....

ha

[Lord Sir Banter]

btw, while I think of it...

@NewApproach: what did you get the asbo for?
@fuzzylogic?(IIRC): Was it an Irish island you bought your house on, that helped you reduce your tax bill. ... Asking due to random curiosity only.

[Megatron]

Ye cheers , i ended up ringing vodafone and they activated it for me .
I think that was a better option than giving CHD my number , god know's what that mad hoor would have got up to

Did Vodafone change your pin?

[Keane]

@CHD
Your time is running out to embark on a euromillions journey of debauchery with me for a mere euro.

I will be shutting down the computer in 10 minutes.

Can I get in there? I have full tilts...

[Keane]

Haha was just thinking of posting this..will probably just end up with Dutch Gold

They didn't have anything good - I ended up with wine

@sligboi, any place in Tralee that does a good selection of beer do you know?

[sligoboi]

They didn't have anything good - I ended up with wine

@sligboi, any place in Tralee that does a good selection of beer do you know?

You at home? Meh, don't think so..Fine wines over by Topaz, McDonald's, etc. might be your best bet..everything else seems to be bog standard. afaik.

[DAMO72]

Did Vodafone change your pin?

I dont think so , why ????
you better not start fkn messing around.

[Keane]

You at home? Meh, don't think so..Fine wines over by Topaz, McDonald's, etc. might be your best bet..everything else seems to be bog standard. afaik.

Yeah down for the weekend.

That's were I was but the Tyskie stuff was the best they had I think. Might have another look tomorrow...

[sligoboi]

Yeah down for the weekend.

That's were I was but the Tyskie stuff was the best they had I think. Might have another look tomorrow...

Free bar of Sol in ocean's if you're up for the Gambollll!

[Icarus152]

Yeah down for the weekend.

That's were I was but the Tyskie stuff was the best they had I think. Might have another look tomorrow...

Is there a Tesco down there?I hate supporting them but some have a surprisingly good beer selection.

[Megatron]

I dont think so , why ????
you better not start fkn messing around.

No reason

[dannydiamond]

Off to Galway tomorrow to play for a 10k sponsorship package with Boylepoker, I understand the money's coming directly out of Ciarans wages.

One time please dealer, one time!


[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylEAZ3wvJqw[/ame]

[rounders123]

Im a callous bastrad. I just read an article about Bernie Ecclestone getting mugged and my first inclination was to google his Brazilian girlfriend Fabiana Flosi's name to see what she looks like


Kinda remids me of Trapattonis interpreter. She looks no more interested about what theyre talking about anyway. Id say she'd probably even be more interested in listening to me!.

[Icarus152]

Off to Galway tomorrow to play for a 10k sponsorship package with Boylepoker, I understand the money's coming directly out of Ciarans wages.

One time please dealer, one time!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylEAZ3wvJqw

Ship ship Danny.I still have to do the ten euro Lotto chop chop yet.

[ianmc38]

durrr challenge is on atm for anyone nterested

[DAMO72]

No reason

If you do anything i will fk u up real good.

[Megatron]

If you do anything i will fk u up real good.

Funny thats what your new voicemail says you do... only you have to rearrange fk and good

[Lord Sir Banter]

Can I get in there? I have full tilts...

I think it's too late to broker a deal.
Unless you want 5% for a euro like CHD proposed. (full tilt - HornswaggleU).

[Keane]

Free bar of Sol in ocean's if you're up for the Gambollll!

I'm in with the sister watching the Toy Show I'm afraid!

You playing tourney or cash?

[Keane]

I think it's too late to broker a deal.
Unless you want 5% for a euro like CHD proposed. (full tilt - HornswaggleU).

Offer withdrawn.

[sligoboi]

I'm in with the sister watching the Toy Show I'm afraid!

You playing tourney or cash?

Nah I won't be heading down..have pretty much given up pokers while I'm in my last year.

I have said it before..I just don't see the attraction of the toy show.

[Keane]

Is there a Tesco down there?I hate supporting them but some have a surprisingly good beer selection.

Of course there's a tesco you mong

[pgodkin]

Is there a Tesco down there?I hate supporting them but some have a surprisingly good beer selection.

why do u hate the tesco's now???? they hire the gheys

[Keane]

Nah I won't be heading down..have pretty much given up pokers while I'm in my last year.

I have said it before..I just don't see the attraction of the toy show.

I'll be two bottles of wine deep before it starts with any luck

[Emmet]

I'm in with the sister watching the Toy Show I'm afraid!

You playing tourney or cash?

pics?

[Icarus152]

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[Icarus152]

why do u hate the tesco's now???? they hire the gheys

They hire Specialists too so you might get a job aswell.

[NewApproach]

btw, while I think of it...

@NewApproach: what did you get the asbo for?

Long story, but I don't think I got one in the end.

Basically a housemate of mine was organising a college fashion show for charity, and the plan after it and the nightclub was for everyone to head back to our house. So some disgruntled neighbours ring the guards when the house is packed around half 4, and they come over around 5. Joe (housemate of mine) answers the door to them, they ask to come in, and he being a legal head asks do they have a warrant ()! they say no, and that we have to 'invite' them in. So Joe kinda laughs and says he'll see what he can do, heads back inside and says nothing to noone about them.
Half an hour later I look outside and see they are there, first I knew of it. So anyway eventually word gets around that the guards are outside and people start leaving, and we all just hang around outside for a while. The guards take details of all of us who live in the house and say we will be getting asbo's. I'm not too happy about this, and in my drunken daze I think it would be a good idea to try to reason with them that it wasn't our fault and everyone just ended up in our house. I must have said something right, because I remember them saying to me "It's grand, you seem like a decent guy" and stuff like that. They haven't delivered it yet, so fingers crossed we'll be OK.


edit: Also I should add, the leather couch got ripped badly, but some strategically placed masking tape and a jacket meant the landlord didn't notice it today

[Emmet]

^^ You wont be getting an ASBO

[sligoboi]

[Megatron]

@ Icky

Delete that before he sees it I told you to keep it on the QT

[DAMO72]

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What are u on about

[Lord Sir Banter]

Can I get in there? I have full tilts...

Offer withdrawn.

You will regret crossing me.
What happened our scratch card sweat?

CHD will be well looked after as my helper monkey.

Long story, but I don't think I got one in the end.

Basically a housemate of mine was organising a college fashion show for charity, and the plan after it and the nightclub was for everyone to head back to our house. So some disgruntled neighbours ring the guards when the house is packed around half 4, and they come over around 5. Joe (housemate of mine) answers the door to them, they ask to come in, and he being a legal head asks do they have a warrant ()! they say no, and that we have to 'invite' them in. So Joe kinda laughs and says he'll see what he can do, heads back inside and says nothing to noone about them.
Half an hour later I look outside and see they are there, first I knew of it. So anyway eventually word gets around that the guards are outside and people start leaving, and we all just hang around outside for a while. The guards take details of all of us who live in the house and say we will be getting asbo's. I'm not too happy about this, and in my drunken daze I think it would be a good idea to try to reason with them that it wasn't our fault and everyone just ended up in our house. I must have said something right, because I remember them saying to me "It's grand, you seem like a decent guy" and stuff like that. They haven't delivered it yet, so fingers crossed we'll be OK.


edit: Also I should add, the leather couch got ripped badly, but some strategically placed masking tape and a jacket meant the landlord didn't notice it today

For a reasonable fee, I will attest that you are a decent guy.

[Opr]

durrr challenge is on atm for anyone nterested

Only a short while in and it looks like another bloodbath for Durrrr judging from stacks.

Opr

[DrJFF]

Been talking into going to a 21st in the maple hotel, and i am now on the red wine i don't see how this can end well

[KevIRL]

Interest rate on the bailout 6.7% confirmed on RTE news

[Keane]

You will regret crossing me.
What happened our scratch card sweat?

CHD will be well looked after as my helper monkey.




For a reasonable fee, I will attest that you are a decent guy.

We'll work something out next week.

The time is right for an IPB xmas euromillions shot IMO.

[Lord Sir Banter]

Maple Hotel on Iona Road? Kip of a place full of ignorant aggro moronic lemon sucking faced ra heads.

[Megatron]

Can you record a phonecall on an iPhone 4?

[Emmet]

Interest rate on the bailout 6.7% confirmed on RTE news

Gameover if we accept so.

Its like taking an incurable disease over a hanging (that we might survive).

[DrJFF]

Maple Hotel on Iona Road? Kip of a place full of ignorant aggro moronic lemon sucking faced ra heads.

yeah afaik, are talking about the staff or about the custom?


shall be interesting eitheway

[Lord Sir Banter]

We'll work something out next week.

The time is right for an IPB xmas euromillions shot IMO.

Maybe we should switch to scratch cards.
My heart is broken after I dropped 45 million quid outside a crap spar.

[pgodkin]

They hire Specialists too so you might get a job aswell.

O no i'm not special,you are! im rubber your glue (and ghey)! ,actually have we ever met down in waterford??? i played a good bit in Blazin and fox's club but haven't bein to the new place yet!

[Lord Sir Banter]

yeah afaik, are talking about the staff or about the custom?


shall be interesting eitheway

Both. Shower of cunts.

On the plus side, a savage band called Tropical Storm play the place most Friday nights (at least, they used to). They are too good for the place though.

[The Situation]

My heart is broken after I dropped 45 million quid outside a crap spar.

Fair play to the ticket robber for being on the ball. He's prob been following you round for months waiting for a slip up. Hope he enjoys the loots tbh.

[Icarus152]

O no i'm not special,you are! im rubber your glue (and ghey)! ,actually have we ever met down in waterford??? i played a good bit in Blazin and fox's club but haven't bein to the new place yet!

Don't think so Phillip but who knows,I don't really play in the clubs TBH.

[KevIRL]

O no i'm not special,you are! im rubber your glue (and ghey)! ,actually have we ever met down in waterford??? i played a good bit in Blazin and fox's club but haven't bein to the new place yet!

Don't think so Phillip but who knows,I don't really play in the clubs TBH.

He mostly plays pub games in this joint

[Lord Sir Banter]

Fair play to the ticket robber for being on the ball. He's prob been following you round for months waiting for a slip up. Hope he enjoys the loots tbh.

I'll be paying CHD to brainstorm on ways to smite you when I scoop tonight.

In other news, 6.7% interest on the 'bailout' monies. That can't be good.