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Originally posted by CHD View PostLittle people?
If so I had that before. They were everywhere.
EDIT:Oh dear,is this you CHD?
Case Report
An Irish labourer aged 40 was admitted to Littlemore
Mental Hospital on April 11, 1953. On April 5 he had
accidentally swallowed a quantity of trichlorethylene contained
in a beer bottle. The precise quantity ingested could
not be ascertained, but was described as a "good swig."
Realizing his mistake, he succeeded in vomiting up some
of the liquid by swallowing an emetic mixture of salt and
water. Nevertheless, his breath reeked of trichlorethylene
and he was grossly inebriated on arrival at the casualty
department of the Radcliffe Infirmary......." The next thing I remembered was awakening to find myself
soaked in sweat and strapped in a kind of long leather sack. I
could hear the two patients who had spied on me during the day
talking with the night nurses. One of them said, 'Let's give it to
him now.' I opened my eyes, struggled free from the sack,
and shouted for help. I then saw that the ward was its usual
length, but only about 2 ft. high; the beds were about 18 in.
long. In response to my cries a little nurse, 12 in. high, ran
to my bed. I told her I was afraid, so she tried to reassure me,
and went away to get a hot drink. While she was away, other
nurses came to my bedside and were later followed by a doctor.
They were all about 12 in. tall. I recognized all of them as the
nurses and doctor I had seen before. The only other person
besides myself who seemed the normal size was a patient in the
bed next to mine. I thought he was a negro who was also being
persecuted, but later found that he was white. I felt terribly
afraid while all this was going on. They changed my shirt and
gave me an injection. The next morning everything was back to
its usual size."Last edited by Icarus152; 20-11-10, 07:36.Official Head Marshall of Waterford Gay Pride Festival 2015
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Originally posted by Icarus152 View PostDo you have any Trichlorethylene in the house?
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Originally posted by Trippie View PostFinishing up my christmas puddings now. only taken 10 hours to cook them through. Coupled with the fact I made some astonishing cakes the other week I have decided to be somewhat self indulgent and write my own cook book.
Trippie Over Kitchen Things or Take a Trippie Around Your Kitchen perhaps?Official Head Marshall of Waterford Gay Pride Festival 2015
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Originally posted by 72zero View PostFuck me...
Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em Tournament, 1200/2400 Blinds 300 Ante (6 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com
SB (t89345)
BB (t47595)
UTG (t90909)
Hero (MP) (t77202)
CO (t30761)
Button (t133464)
Hero's M: 14.30
Preflop: Hero is MP with 10, A
1 fold, Hero bets t5850, 2 folds, SB raises to t13444, 1 fold, Hero calls t7594
Flop: (t31088) Q, 10, 4 (2 players)
SB bets t14445, Hero calls t14445
Turn: (t59978) 8 (2 players)
SB bets t61156 (All-In), Hero calls t49013 (All-In)
River: (t158004) 9 (2 players, 2 all-in)
Total pot: t158004
Results:
SB had A, 2 (high card, Ace).
Hero had 10, A (one pair, tens).
Outcome: Hero won t158004
That was one of the toughest calls I've ever made!
24/123
edit - I suppose the only hand he has thats not bluff is AhAx
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Originally posted by stoneystonersonhey does anyone know where i can get my hands on some juggling balls in dublin for 2moro, I promised my neice a set for her birthday and its here already and somehow it slipped my mind
cheers in advanceFoldaramus et foldarabimus
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Originally posted by Lotto.ie View PostIs this correct?
It's 1 in 3.2 million each draw, not 3.2 million/1 over 41 separate individual draws.
Also, Denny you're weak. Shoulda stayed out!Foldaramus et foldarabimus
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Originally posted by Keane View PostLol. You're the biggest drooler the soccer forum has ever known. The only positive is how you got rid of boggles who was also the biggest drooler the soccer forum has ever known.
You should create a gimmick account and goad the muppet into getting banned cos he's an awful prick.
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Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide to... View PostSaint John of Las Vegas is an excellent movie. Steve Buscemi is such a great actor.
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Pulled both of these off gizmodo:
Interesting article with a 29 year old Steve Jobs from Playboy in 1985
It's too big to copy and paste but here is a highlight:
SPOILERPlayboy: Was Wozniak obsessed at certain periods?
Jobs: [Laughs] Yes, but not just with computers. I think Woz was in a world that nobody understood. No one shared his interests, and he was a little ahead of his time. It was very lonely for him. He's driven from inner sights rather than external expectations of him, so he survived OK. Woz and I are different in most ways, but there are some ways in which we're the same, and we're very close in those ways. We're sort of like two planets in their own orbits that every so often intersect. It wasn't just computers, either. Woz and I very much liked Bob Dylan's poetry, and we spent a lot of time thinking about a lot of that stuff. This was California. You could get LSD fresh made from Stanford. You could sleep on the beach at night with your girlfriend. California has a sense of experimentation and a sense of openness—openness to new possibilities.
Besides Dylan, I was interested in Eastern mysticism, which hit the shores at about the same time. When I went to college at Reed, in Oregon, there was a constant flow of people stopping by, from Timothy Leary and Richard Alpert to Gary Snyder. There was a constant flow of intellectual questioning about the truth of life. That was a time when every college student in this country read Be Here Now and Diet for a Small Planet—there were about ten books. You'd be hard pressed to find those books on too many college campuses today. I'm not saying it's better or worse; it's just different—very different. In Search of Excellence [the book about business practices] has taken the place of Be Here Now.
Also this is NSFW but basically outlines how much photoshop is used on playboy centrefolds.
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Ugh hangover is really kicking in after that fry up, is black pudding and ketchup sandwiches a strange combo?
Backed the Arsenal at 4/6 in a double with N.Z -14@ 10/11
Did What a Friend in betfair chase at 4.5 on the machine(he's 7/2 with Laddies and Corals also)
Backed Drill Seargant ew in the first @ 7's 12.40 Haydock. Only pays 1-2 but I think this quirky horse(tried to pull himself up lto) has a very live chance.
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Come on you gunners.
Looking at the lineup, Spurs look a bit weak in the middle defensibly. Should be a cracker.
Arsenal: Fabianski, Sagna, Squillaci, Koscielny, Clichy, Song, Denilson, Nasri, Fabregas, Arshavin, Chamakh. Subs: Szczesny, Rosicky, van Persie, Walcott, Wilshere, Djourou, Eboue.
Tottenham: Gomes, Hutton, Gallas, Kaboul, Assou-Ekotto, Lennon, Jenas, Modric, Bale, Van der Vaart, Pavlyuchenko. Subs: Cudicini, Bentley, Palacios, Crouch, Defoe, Bassong, Corluka.
William Gallas captain for Spurs.
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Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide to... View Postokay, well I'm putting you on the project organiser list (will pm to confirm that your real life name is indeed hotspur!). It's not just your responses to this, its your posts in general.
Really think that a life that is organised less around money is a better society. How much better would life be if you hair was cut by your pal, and your garden mowed by another pal, and you could also offer something of real value to your pals?
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Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide to... View PostReally think that a life that is organised less around money is a better society. How much better would life be if you hair was cut by your pal, and your garden mowed by another pal, and you could also offer something of real value to your pals?
you have an Indian mate but no Italian mate and are fed up with Indian food?
What about disabled people?
What happens to social tards who have fuck all mates?
What happens if your mate is a shit hairdresser?
What happens if your mate is a shit roofer?
What you going to do for your shares, offer to cut Steve Jobs lawn?
How/why exactly do you think money came into existence?
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Originally posted by The Situation View PostHow is Jermaine Jenas a premiership footballer. It makes me sad that he had 20 England CAPS and big Tom arguably the countries most techniquely gifted footballer only has the three. LOL Englandscoutaments.
Why does Kilbane have more caps than Reid?
Tippy tappy chancer footballers can go fuck themselves imo. /rant"Worldly wisdom teaches that it is better for reputation to fail conventionally than to succeed unconventionally." - John Maynard Keynes
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Originally posted by LuckyLloyd View PostIs it because Jenas is a game lad who puts his head down, works his ass off and maximises what talent he has? Whereas big Tom for all his technical prowess strikes me as the flaky, lazy type?
Why does Kilbane have more caps than Reid?
Tippy tappy chancer footballers can go fuck themselves imo. /rant
lol at the Reid comparisonProfit before people.
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Originally posted by LuckyLloyd View PostIs it because Jenas is a game lad who puts his head down, works his ass off and maximises what talent he has? Whereas big Tom for all his technical prowess strikes me as the flaky, lazy type?
Why does Kilbane have more caps than Reid?
Tippy tappy chancer footballers can go fuck themselves imo. /rant
LOL AT THIS ENTIRE POST.
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Lol rlobbed this from sky news report about Ireland being fucked, obv this guy is an avaid grinder on-line
Trade spokesperson for the opposition party Fine Gael, Kieran O'Donnell, told Jeff Randall Live that the government now lacked credibility.
"We've got the Irish government saying they're playing poker with the IMF. It's grossly irresponsible, their stake is the Irish economy, they've no cards to play," he said.
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Originally posted by The C Kid View PostHave you watched any football for the last 18 months?
LOL AT THIS ENTIRE POST."Worldly wisdom teaches that it is better for reputation to fail conventionally than to succeed unconventionally." - John Maynard Keynes
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Originally posted by rounders123 View PostWhat country were you in?. Anything amusing or culture clashing happen?.
Rome itself is fabulous, its everything the posters here said when I was talking about going there.
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Originally posted by ArmaniJeans View PostI was in Rome. No culture clashes at all, I actually found the Italians to be wholly similar in outlook and attitude to the Irish so there wasn't any problems at all. I've had ridiculous cultural misunderstandings in the likes of America so I was kinda surprised (a little disappointed even) at how straightforward everything in Rome was.
Rome itself is fabulous, its everything the posters here said when I was talking about going there.
was on a Plane to London from the US one time, sitting beside a fiesty italian granny, good English. She just spent the entire summer in the US. She said, i can't wait to get home for some reaal emotion, those fucker are too polite. If I was 40 years older I'd have nailed that bird. great company she wuz
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Originally posted by pgodkin View Post
"We've got the Irish government saying they're playing poker with the IMF. It's grossly irresponsible, their stake is the Irish economy, they've no cards to play," he said.
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Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide to... View PostSaint John of Las Vegas is an excellent movie. Steve Buscemi is such a great actor.
Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide to... View PostIt's really good.
Also just finished Machete.
... lets just say that the Rodriguez brothers have a sense of humour! (Jessica Alba is the hotness in the movie, and somewhat funny scene at the beginning where a mobile phone is pulled from [censored].)"you raise, i kill you" El Tren :{)
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Originally posted by LuckyLloyd View PostIs it because Jenas is a game lad who puts his head down, works his ass off and maximises what talent he has? Whereas big Tom for all his technical prowess strikes me as the flaky, lazy type?
Why does Kilbane have more caps than Reid?
Tippy tappy chancer footballers can go fuck themselves imo. /rant
Did someone say Tippy Tappy ?
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Heading out for the Ireland game now. We should be destroyed. They are so much better than us, etc.
But seriously, fuck that like! Time for an Irish Rugby team to man up when they're not supposed to. The fucking football team punch above themselves on the big occasions, Munster do it, the Argentinians do it. Show some fucking pride. Hit them fucking hard and keep going and the crowd might get behind you and you might just keep this thing close.
COME ON IRELAND."Worldly wisdom teaches that it is better for reputation to fail conventionally than to succeed unconventionally." - John Maynard Keynes
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Originally posted by The Situation View PostHow is Jermaine Jenas a premiership footballer. It makes me sad that he had 20 England CAPS and big Tom arguably the countries most techniquely gifted footballer only has the three. LOL Englandscoutaments.
LOLrsenal i guess, Cha,acks incompotence is the difference between 3 1 and 2 2"In the world, there are many kings but there is only one God. I am God, I am El Tren" :{)
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Originally posted by Gholimoli View Postany streams for the match folks?Profit before people.
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