Bad beat/Moan/Venting Thread - BBV Archive 1

[Lord Sir Banter]

A few reaction vids to whet their appetite.

[TheJiggaman]

7,884 at the moment

Just doubled up :-)

[dannydiamond]

Tell them it's pretty tame tbh and at least it's not 2 girls, 1 cup.

Send them a link to 2 girls 1 cup, and report back.

[Caf]

You playing or drinking tonight Caf?

Was playing up to a few mins ago. Knocked out the 8k r on ipoker in 25th A10<A9 aipf for a tasty 200k. Off to the leaba now. Gl degens.

[dannydiamond]

Nice one lads, going well, keep it up.

[TheJiggaman]

damn..gone in 978th

really thought I was ahead here :-(

Full Tilt Poker Game #25700580145: Super Stack $15K Guarantee (199135106), Table 132 - 100/200 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:13:47 ET - 2010/11/19
Seat 1: stuey247 (7,096)
Seat 2: rblack501 (5,890)
Seat 3: meeles (3,570)
Seat 4: ChangPogo (12,306)
Seat 5: Eugene_26 (1,140), is sitting out
Seat 6: SALMONSUSHI1 (7,115)
Seat 7: DJKendo (5,336)
Seat 8: txoldguy67 (7,306)
Seat 9: bionicle (28,044)
Eugene_26 posts the small blind of 100
SALMONSUSHI1 posts the big blind of 200
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to DJKendo [Qh Kc]
DJKendo raises to 600
txoldguy67 calls 600
bionicle folds
stuey247 folds
rblack501 folds
meeles folds
ChangPogo folds
Eugene_26 folds
SALMONSUSHI1 has 15 seconds left to act
SALMONSUSHI1 folds
*** FLOP *** [9h 4d Kh]
DJKendo bets 990
txoldguy67 raises to 2,400
DJKendo raises to 4,736, and is all in
txoldguy67 calls 2,336
DJKendo shows [Qh Kc]
txoldguy67 shows [Kd Ac]
*** TURN *** [9h 4d Kh] [6d]
*** RIVER *** [9h 4d Kh 6d] [5c]
DJKendo shows a pair of Kings
txoldguy67 shows a pair of Kings
txoldguy67 wins the pot (10,972) with a pair of Kings
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 10,972 | Rake 0
Board: [9h 4d Kh 6d 5c]
Seat 1: stuey247 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: rblack501 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: meeles didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: ChangPogo (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: Eugene_26 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: SALMONSUSHI1 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 7: DJKendo showed [Qh Kc] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 8: txoldguy67 showed [Kd Ac] and won (10,972) with a pair of Kings
Seat 9: bionicle didn't bet (folded)

[Lord Sir Banter]

Send them a link to 2 girls 1 cup, and report back.

I don't have their email.
Emmet, what is their email address?

[Emmet]

mumanddad@gmail.com

[sligoboi]

Shite have x'd out of it already and not arsed going through my HEM as I had just set up my FT a/c hero name on it today..

anyway in ep i make it 535 w/ qq at 100/200.
Btn min raises and I flat. He had been pretty active so I was confident I'm ahead of his range. I decide to flat and revaluate. Flop come jack high w/ 2 diamonds. I check he beta 1000 into just over 2000 and I raise to 2355. He insta jams and I call off my last 5k and of course he has Aces with the Ad. Turn diamond leaves me with one out and no miracle.

Sorry Danny cheers for the spin.

[dannydiamond]

Ul DJKendo, not much you can do there.

Lotto, those extras clips are class.

[dannydiamond]

No sweat sligboi, thanks for the run.

[72over]

Some quality rail action on the go in this 6max ftops. sizzlinbettas is CL with 1/4 of the chips in play, 13 left. He be crushing it.

[dannydiamond]

Just looked in on you reaps, motoring along, good stuff.


Just went from one of the chipleaders to bust in 2 rounds of the table in the 32k gtee on tilt with 70 left.

[Reaps]

Just looked in on you reaps, motoring along, good stuff.

yeah going nicely now.

are you railing, I won't bother posting hands if you are

[dannydiamond]

yeah going nicely now.

are you railing, I won't bother posting hands if you are

Don't worry about posting hands, just play your game.


I've a couple of tables open but will have a look in now and again, gl my man!

[Aya14]

Didn't go out because I wanted to be fresh for a day of it 2moro starting with Spurs/Arsenal and all through to Ireland game and La Liga, I'm regretting the bottle of voddy being opened now.

Don't know if my drunken logic makes sense but I reckon I'll sleep for a couple of hours then battle thru the 1st pnit in the morning then die a horrible deth on my couch Sunday.
Sound like a plan????

[Reaps]

Don't worry about posting hands, just play your game.


I've a couple of tables open but will have a look in now and again, gl my man!

Gone Danny, sry mate, didn't cover myself in glory the second to last hand.

[CHDad]

I duuno wtf they are saying but tune imo. Nike ad.

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-JLNCRhsb8[/ame]

[sligoboi]

Didn't go out because I wanted to be fresh for a day of it 2moro starting with Spurs/Arsenal and all through to Ireland game and La Liga, I'm regretting the bottle of voddy being opened now.

Don't know if my drunken logic makes sense but I reckon I'll sleep for a couple of hours then battle thru the 1st pnit in the morning then die a horrible deth on my couch Sunday.
Sound like a plan????

Definitely

[CHDad]

Definitely

Do you know Joey Ndo?

[dannydiamond]

Gone Danny, sry mate, didn't cover myself in glory the second to last hand.

No sweat, cheers for giving it a run.

I saw the 64 hand alright, for your own sake don't be at that kinda madness in future.

You've a decent stack and are out of position, you should be just releasing it but after getting called on the turn, no way should you be continuing with the hand on the river.

I figure you realise that though.

I'll give you a spin another night.

[sligoboi]

Do you know Joey Ndo?

Unfortunately, Ndo

[Keane]

Say hello if you're taking my money in the Fitz tonight.

[CHDad]

Unfortunately, Ndo

You are nothing to me.

[CHDad]

Say hello if you're taking my money in the Fitz tonight.

I wish. I took your soul on soccer forum though so I am content.

Anyone watch Take Me Out?, have a mate on it. Laughs are bigger by the week. Bagged tix to end of season after party, should be great, hope I dont remember tbh.

[Lazare]

Yamaha is the nuts!!

Played my first and my second ever yamaha tourneys tonight, both tiddly wink stakes but 1st of 9 in first and 5th of 240 in second.

My game of choice from now on. Gholi, watch yer back


So much more interesting than fold'em.

[Keane]

I wish. I took your soul on soccer forum though so I am content.

Anyone watch Take Me Out?, have a mate on it. Laughs are bigger by the week. Bagged tix to end of season after party, should be great, hope I dont remember tbh.

Lol. You're the biggest drooler the soccer forum has ever known. The only positive is how you got rid of boggles who was also the biggest drooler the soccer forum has ever known.

You should create a gimmick account and goad the muppet into getting banned cos he's an awful prick.

[Lord Sir Banter]

[CHDad]

Lol. You're the biggest drooler the soccer forum has ever known. The only positive is how you got rid of boggles who was also the biggest drooler the soccer forum has ever known.

You should create a gimmick account and goad the muppet into getting banned cos he's an awful prick.

Keane I have been right more than anyone and know more than Ferguson.

The regs on the SF are droolers, since I have been banned mensa knocked me up a level, they cited not being surrounded by droolers as the reason. I reckon this was the SF.

Anyway, do not call me, the CHD, most knowledgeable of all, a drooler. He, I... knows all.

Your United buddys, which I know you are critical of are LOL... ''derp why we sign danish keeper as no.1 derp, when we have de gea'' gimps, think you are signing 2 keepers. LOL Winner pickers. Gimps Keane, gimps.

I remember when you pm'd me congratulating me on my successful owning/trolling of said gimps. What retards they are.

Enjoy losing your money, Sir.

[CHDad]

Funny, I got this...

drooler

noun
a person who dribbles; "that baby is a dribbler; he needs a bib; Liverpool fan" [syn: dribbler]

[Lord Sir Banter]

try a refresh

[CHDad]

try a refresh

Still getting Liverpool fan.

[CHDad]

Also I rarely take great offence when descried as the greatest Keane, but of the SF, and a drooler?

You must be drunk, I was nothing if not a top class poster, full of help for others and knowledge.

Very upset.

[Lord Sir Banter]

The odds of winning an individual Monday millions draw are about 1 in 3.2 million.

So the odds of an individual winning over 41 draws are 41 in 3.2 million or about 1 in 78,000.

Is this correct?
It's 1 in 3.2 million each draw, not 3.2 million/1 over 41 separate individual draws.

[CHDad]

Is this correct?
It's 1 in 3.2 million each draw, not 3.2 million/1 over 41 separate individual draws.

You reading CT forum too? Should be Humour forum imo.

[Lord Sir Banter]

You reading CT forum too? Should be Humour forum imo.

Used to read the soccer forum but then you stopped posting.

[CHDad]

Used to read the soccer forum but then you stopped posting.

Exactly, there is no more education there so resort to humour.

[Lord Sir Banter]

You reminded me of Ron Manager

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4I1ye2gcEo[/ame]

[CHDad]

You reminded me of Ron Manager

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4I1ye2gcEo

I met your mother an hour ago.
And then I told her just where to go.
Down on the pavement to lick my balls.
She didn't show no discretion at all.

She said, please, Go steady with it, sometime, Go steady with it, Oh oh yeah, Go steady with it, ohhhhh my my ohhhhh my my my, Go steady with it

I like music, also another lyric from these cheery folk.

EDIT: Only sharing the tune I am listening to lottie.

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[CHDad]

Guess hotspur won't mind me posting his pm. Really scratching my head to work out what it meant for a while!

What you on about? Did he just send you that.

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[CHDad]

it was in response to my earlier on-thread offer to make him part of my research team.

Can I be part of it.

[Lord Sir Banter]

I see you more as a medical research monkey.

[Icarus152]

it was in response to my earlier on-thread offer to make him part of my research team.

Hotspur is not a real person.UL.

[CHDad]

I see you more as a medical research monkey.

Any field will do I can use google ldo

[Icarus152]

I see you more as a medical research monkey.

But we like monkeys so don't worry.

[Lord Sir Banter]

Hotspur is not a real person.UL.

I think it's hitchhiker that isn't the real person and hotspur is.
Not 100% obviously.

[CHDad]

I think it's hitchhiker that isn't the real person and hotspur is.
Not 100% obviously.

I have owned hotspur at 7 card but not hitchhiker so can confirm hotspur is real.

[Lord Sir Banter]

.... but they are one and the same person with an alter ego, so you may have met hotspur, but it was hitchhiker.

[CHDad]

I knew that, play along ffs. Delete your post.

[Trippie]

The BBV is always strange at this hour but you's two are taking it to a whole new level. wp i suppose

[CHDad]

the bbv is always strange at this hour but you's two are taking it to a whole new level. Wp i suppose

usa usa usa usa

[CHDad]

They should deliver pizzas at this time.

[Trippie]

usa usa usa usa

not quite as much national pride here as there is in general kansas area. here its all about texas much like how these two marines prove.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLH5pfULi-w&feature=player_embedded"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLH5pfULi-w&feature=player_embedded[/ame]

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[CHDad]

Do pizza guys not deliver after a certain time?

Think heard a mouse btw

This is Wicklow, Ireland. No. Pretty sure if I rang at 11pm I wouldn't get delivery. Stay in Eng ger land Eng ger land Eng ger land.

EDIT unless I ring Bray then you are good til 3am but gtd cold pizza, but not drunk enough nd after tipping the last driver a pair of jeans in tinfoil and him coming after us after opening it and ringing us having a go over his tip, I will not be ringing again.

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[Icarus152]

just going to go 'ah fck it' about the mouse. can't see the fcker, so guess its just best to pretend it isn't there

You need one of these,imo the coolest mouse trap in the world.



It uses non-toxic (unless you're the mouse) gas to kill it so there's no poison.Fecking thing even sends you a text message to tell you it has a victim.Now if you were a bad person you could set it to text someone else,a vegetarian or an animal rights activist or some shit.