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I'm not really one for indulging in schadenfraude but in this case from the property section of the IT I'll make an exception
The Georgian house, built in the 1780s and sold for €700,000 in 1997, was last sold in 2006 at the peak of the market for over €10.5 million to a buyer who ran a holistic healing centre there.
Holistic my arse.Turning millions into thousands
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Originally posted by Opr View Post
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuNojcgPQb8[/ame]
2:00 - 2:08, the height of comedy
SPOILERpotatoes indeed
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SPOILEREnglish comedians who belong to the cool brigade, who would rightly slag off the likes of Manning/Kay (not lumping Kay in with Manning btw) to show how cool they are, then saying potato in a bad Irish accent to get a cheap laugh are a particular bugbear of mine
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Fuck ya Finkel
Off and running
Panama Canal setting decent pace
Canticle lies second
Canticle third
Panama Canal leads
Smuglin lies second
Canticle third
Panama Canal clear by 10ls
Smuglin lies second
Factotum third
Deep Reflection shoved along for a few strides
Panama Canal has built up a huge lead here, must be 20ls clear
Canticle lies second
Smuglin third
Hollo Ladies taking a keen hold
Panama Canal not so far clear now
Smuglin lies second
Canticle third
Mexican Pete 4th
Factotum 5th
Hollo Ladies next
Deep Reflection in rear
Deep Reflection struggling
Panama Canal by 12ls
Factotum squeezed along
Panama Canal leads
Canticle lies second
Hollo Ladies makes mistake
Panama Canal leads
Factotum struggling
Smuglin lies second
Hollo Ladies making headway
Panama Canal getting tired
Smuglin lies second
Mexican Pete third
Canticle makes mistake
Panama Canal leads
Smuglin lies second
Mexican Pete driven along
Hollo Ladies latching onto them
Panama Canal by 4ls
Smuglin lies second
Hollo Ladies closing in
Panama Canal reminders
3 out
Panama Canal & Smuglin disputing
Hollo Ladies looming
Smuglin leads
Panama Canal weakening
Hollo Ladies making headway
Smuglin leads
Hollo Ladies lies second
final fence
Smuglin by 2ls
Hollo Ladies making headway
Smuglin kept going, wins well
Hollo Ladies lies second
Mexican Pete third
Result:
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Smuglin 1st
Hollo Ladies 2nd
Mexican Pete 3rdPeople say I should be more humble I hope they understand, they don't listen when you mumble
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Originally posted by Elshambo View PostOnly problem there is that Rufus Hound is just another English Cunt!!!
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2:00 - 2:08, the height of comedy
SPOILERpotatoes indeed
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SPOILEREnglish comedians who belong to the cool brigade, who would rightly slag off the likes of Manning/Kay (not lumping Kay in with Manning btw) to show how cool they are, then saying potato in a bad Irish accent to get a cheap laugh are a particular bugbear of mine
That Show, that presenter, those guests.
It's a smorgasbord of mediocrity. There is not not single redeeming feature, bar boobsPeople say I should be more humble I hope they understand, they don't listen when you mumble
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Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide to... View PostThe Chinese economic powerhouse led by ramen exports will continue its upward trend unabated.
get the credit card out and get out of jail
Monastrell in the next at Thurles imo"We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."
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Originally posted by DeadParrot View PostThat Show, that presenter, those guests.
It's a smorgasbord of mediocrity. There is not not single redeeming feature, bar boobs
Hunter S Thompson 1937-2005 - "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro"
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Originally posted by Raoul Duke III View Post
Monastrell in the next at Thurles imo
RE Finkle's tip, I doubt it would have been available at 3/1 at the off if conections had any serious money on him. The ease at which it was to back at a decent price put me off.Profit before people.
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So I cracked the screen on my laptop a few months ago. Sent it away for repairs on my coverplan.
Rang them after 6 weeks ---> We've misplaced your laptop.
Rang them after 8 weeks ---> We found it and will have it to you within 10 working days.
Rang them after 10 weeks ---> We've lost it again.
So I ended up getting vouchers for PC World / Currys. Now I really wanted a new desktop since I got a decent netbook in the States earlier this year but they're so overpriced in these shops. So I'll build my own. Anyhow I picked up a 40" Samsung for my room, a wall bracket and a decent set of sennheiser ear bud headphones. Funny thing was the salesman tried to sell me a HDMI cable for €40. Told him to politely gtfo and picked out the headphones.
Anyway, I've two quick questions that are totally unrelated to each other.
(1) I need some kind of comfortable seating for my room. I was thinking of a beanbag or something along those lines. Anyone have any advice?
(2) I'm thinking of picking up a kindle. Anybody got one and do you like it? My only reservation is that I think I'd miss the feel and smell of a real book.
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Got a reliable tip for Im A Legend in the 3.20 at Wincanton, if ye lot have anything left by that time!
He has been in good form recently (won last 2), yard in good form, ground should be fine and the step back in trip should be no problem. The favourite is unexposed and our fella has been raised 12lbs for his last 2 wins, but the 3/1 on Im A Legend represents much better value than 11/8 the favourite.
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Lads in fairness to Finkel it wasn't a bad tip. Hallo Ladies ran a good race. The leader stumbled at the 2nd last and knocked HL out of her stride. AP had to go the long way around but got cut off again crossing the last.
Also LOL at won well - won by a length (length and a half max) and was blessed not to fall at the 2nd last
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Originally posted by Raoul Duke III View Postwhat sort of a gamblor are you? Man up ffs
get the credit card out and get out of jail
Monastrell in the next at Thurles imo
fuck you finkel the dream is over
"Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl?"
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Originally posted by The Situation View PostRE Finkle's tip, I doubt it would have been available at 3/1 at the off if conections had any serious money on him. The ease at which it was to back at a decent price put me off.
I seen that there so I did,
I thought of me Da saying thinks about horses like that there so did I
& I still backed the mule
SPOILERMy Rufus Hound hatred has turned me into a right paddy for the rest of the day, time fur a cup O'tae
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Originally posted by Bubbleking View PostLads in fairness to Finkel it wasn't a bad tip. Hallo Ladies ran a good race. The leader stumbled at the 2nd last and knocked HL out of her stride. AP had to go the long way around but got cut off again crossing the last.
Also LOL at won well - won by a length (length and a half max) and was blessed not to fall at the 2nd last
While the lads here are probably posting tongue in cheek, nothing irritates me more than when someone is moaned at for providing a tip with good intentions.
And FWIW, he went odds on in running so anyone could have laid off if they wanted to.
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Originally posted by NewApproach View PostThis.
While the lads here are probably posting tongue in cheek, nothing irritates me more than when someone is moaned at for providing a tip with good intentions.
And FWIW, he went odds on in running so anyone could have laid off if they wanted to.
its mega lol though at all the other sure thing tips in the thread since that race finished.
still dosn't change my
"fuck you finkel" cry
"Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl?"
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Originally posted by Lurker23 View PostSo I cracked the screen on my laptop a few months ago. Sent it away for repairs on my coverplan.
Rang them after 6 weeks ---> We've misplaced your laptop.
Rang them after 8 weeks ---> We found it and will have it to you within 10 working days.
Rang them after 10 weeks ---> We've lost it again.
So I ended up getting vouchers for PC World / Currys. Now I really wanted a new desktop since I got a decent netbook in the States earlier this year but they're so overpriced in these shops. So I'll build my own. Anyhow I picked up a 40" Samsung for my room, a wall bracket and a decent set of sennheiser ear bud headphones. Funny thing was the salesman tried to sell me a HDMI cable for €40. Told him to politely gtfo and picked out the headphones.
Anyway, I've two quick questions that are totally unrelated to each other.
(1) I need some kind of comfortable seating for my room. I was thinking of a beanbag or something along those lines. Anyone have any advice?
(2) I'm thinking of picking up a kindle. Anybody got one and do you like it? My only reservation is that I think I'd miss the feel and smell of a real book.
X can be anything, any number, that is what’s CRAZY about X.
Because X doesn’t roll like that, because X can’t be pinned down!
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Have not read the BBV at all today and just noticed the talk of tips after I posted mine, mine is obv doomed.
I always put up a tip if i get a call it is up to the punter to decide if they want to go with it.
And Tony no deal but by all means stick your 200 on and i wil take 25% of any winnings
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You guys are such gambling noobs. You have to factor in what the prime purpose of anyone texting Finkel with a sure thing bet is likely to be, which is obviously pwning him. I read it as the safest lay of the year.
I have been watching the UK Apprentice for several weeks and noticed the blonde chick for the first time last night. So I'm not convinced that she does very much.
Sandesh's eyes are indeed going to be missed, but she never smiled. The brunette Laura has beautiful eyes too. But Paloma, despite being tilt inducingly aggressive, was the hottest, she be a porn star.
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Originally posted by hotspur View PostSandesh's eyes are indeed going to be missed, but she never smiled. The brunette Laura has beautiful eyes too. But Paloma, despite being tilt inducingly aggressive, was the hottest, she be a porn star.
To be fair, this year's crop of women is the most attractive ever assembled on that show."Worldly wisdom teaches that it is better for reputation to fail conventionally than to succeed unconventionally." - John Maynard Keynes
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Originally posted by RasTa View PostI thought it was the bo-selectah dude
However, I can only take even his avid marrion character in small doses.People say I should be more humble I hope they understand, they don't listen when you mumble
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Originally posted by RasTa View PostGetting all confused, just keep it simple over your career imo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2D3-FkoXNUIs that how you crash a wedding? yes it is, Bionic Barry, yes it is.
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here's the only link to odds for the Uk Apprentice that I was able to find:
two weeks old so obv. a slight change with the two long shots Sandeesh and Alex gonzo
Liz Locke 3/1
Christopher Farrell 5/1
Jamie Lester 13/2
Stella English 15/2
Joanna Riley 9/1
Chris Bates 10/1
Stuart Baggs 16/1
Alex Epstein 25/1
Sandeesh Samra 33/1
anyone want to quote me reasonable odds on Stella?Last edited by Raoul Duke III; 18-11-10, 15:16."We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."
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SPOILERTHE COLLEGE THEME PAPER: HE VS. SHE
>
>Remember the book "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus"?
>Well, here's a prime example offered by an English professor at an
>American University.
>
>"Today we will experiment with a new form of composition called the tandem story. The process is simple. Each person will pair off with the
>person sitting to his or her immediate right. One of you will then write the first paragraph of a short story. The partner will read the first paragraph
>and then add another paragraph to the story. The first person will then add a third paragraph, and so on back and forth.
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>Remember to reread what has been written each time in order to keep the story coherent. There is to be absolutely NO talking and anything
>you wish to say must be written on the paper. The story is over when both agree a conclusion has been reached."
>The following was actually turned in by two of my English students:
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> Rebecca -last name deleted, and Gary - last name deleted.
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>
>STORY:
>(first paragraph by Rebecca)
>At first, Laurie couldn't decide which kind of tea she wanted. The camomile, which used to be her favourite for lazy evenings at home, now
>reminded her too much of Carl, who once said, in happier times, that he liked camomile.
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>But she felt she must now, at all costs, keep her mind off Carl. His possessiveness was suffocating, and if she thought about him too much
>her asthma started acting up again. So camomile was out of the question.
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>(second paragraph by Gary)
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>Meanwhile, Advance Sergeant Carl Harris, leader of the attack squadron now in orbit over Skylon 4, had more important things to think about
>than the neuroses of an air - headed asthmatic bimbo named Laurie with whom he had spent one sweaty night over a year ago. "A.S. Harris to Geostation
>17," he said into his transgalactic communicator "Polar orbit established. No sign of resistance so far..." But before he could sign off, a bluish particle beam flashed out of nowhere and blasted a hole through his ship's cargo bay. The jolt from the direct hit sent him flying out of his seat and across the cockpit.
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>(Rebecca)
>He bumped his head and died almost immediately but not before he felt one last pang of regret for psychically brutalizing the one woman who had
>ever had feelings for him. Soon afterwards, Earth stopped its pointless hostilities towards the peaceful farmers of Skylon 4.
>"Congress Passes Law Permanently Abolishing War and Space Travel," Laurie read in her newspaper one morning. The news simultaneously excited her and bored her. She stared out the window, dreaming of her youth, when the days had passed unhurriedly and carefree, with no newspapers to read, no television to distract her from her sense of innocent wonder at all the beautiful things around her. "Why must one lose one's innocence to become a woman?" she pondered wistfully.
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>(Gary)
>Little did she know, but she had less than 10 seconds to live. Thousands of miles above the city, the Anu'udrian mothership launched the first of its lithium fusion missiles. The dim-witted wimpy peaceniks who pushed the Unilateral Aerospace Disarmament Treaty through the congress had left Earth a defenseless target for the hostile alien
>empires who were determined to destroy the human race. Within two hours after the passage of the treaty the Anu'udrian ships were on course for Earth, carrying enough firepower to pulverize the entire planet. With no one to stop them, they swiftly initiated th eir diabolical plan. The lithium fusion missile entered the atmosphere unimpeded. The President, in his top-secret Mobile submarine headquarters on the ocean floor off the coast of Guam, felt the inconceivably massive explosion, which vaporized poor, stupid, Laurie and 85 million other Americans. The President slammed his fist on the conference table. "We can't allow this! I'm going to veto that treaty!
>Let's blow 'em out of the sky!"
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>(Rebecca)
>This is absurd. I refuse to continue this mockery of literature. My writing partner is a violent, chauvinistic semi-literate adolescent.
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>(Gary)
>Yeah? Well, you're a self-centered tedious neurotic whose attempts at writing are the literary equivalent of Valium. "Oh shall I have camomile tea? Or shall I have some other sort of F***ING TEA??? Oh no, I'm an air headed bimbo who reads too many Danielle Steele novels."
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>(Rebecca)
>Asshole.
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>(Gary)
>Bitch.
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>(Rebecca)
>Wanker.
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>(Gary)
>Slut.
>---------------------------------------------------------
>(Rebecca)
>Get f****d.
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>(Gary)
>Eat s**t.
> --------------------------------------------------------
>(Rebecca)
>F*** YOU - YOU NEANDERTHAL!!!
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> > (Gary)
> >
> >
> > Go drink some tea - whore.
> >
> > ************************************************** ***********
> >
> >
> >
> > (Teacher)
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> >
> > A+ - I really liked this one.
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Originally posted by NewApproach View PostGot a reliable tip for Im A Legend in the 3.20 at Wincanton, if ye lot have anything left by that time!
He has been in good form recently (won last 2), yard in good form, ground should be fine and the step back in trip should be no problem. The favourite is unexposed and our fella has been raised 12lbs for his last 2 wins, but the 3/1 on Im A Legend represents much better value than 11/8 the favourite.
SPs 7/2, 10/11
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Originally posted by tylerdurden94 View PostKept meaning to ask but what is all this bold somebody's name about?
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Originally posted by Howard Finkel View PostI had never heard of the horse and don't watch horse racing, just looked and the paper and decided that was a nice name.
I just wanted to teach all you freaks a lesson.
Never follow tips from a random Internet person.
Originally posted by The Situation View PostWerewolf humour! I know lol
Originally posted by Solskjaer View PostWe could tell you but we'd have to either much or lynch you"you raise, i kill you" El Tren :{)
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Originally posted by Laois Hammer View Postscored this in fifa the other day, never saw a goal like it in fifa
added chris kamara and andy gray for factor
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=422eBwl1e5o"you raise, i kill you" El Tren :{)
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