Bad beat/Moan/Venting Thread - BBV Archive 1

[Raoul Duke III]

Someone wake up Raoul Duke III and tell him we've reached a new low.

female micturation is not a new low

On that note I can happily report that the book Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas is fantastically funny and thoroughly enjoyable. I listened to an unabridged audio of it, and was happy I did. I probably enjoyed it more for actually hearing the shouts of "You lousy bastard" and whatnot.

try The Rum Diaries next

[Raoul Duke III]

All this uncertainty, EU trying to get Ireland to take bail out, Ireland not wanting bail out, is this the EU's way of trying
to deflate the eur?

no, that was the Quantitive Cheesing programme announced last Friday

[Raoul Duke III]

On the bailout, clearly the fix is in but the subhumans in government are trying to delay it as long as possible\spin it away as a banking bailout. I heard Lenihan on Newstalk this morning say that 'the banks have no funding problem'. Really? That 130 BILLION of ECB money must be a mirage so.

Do they think the voters of Donegal care? They elected Coughlan after all.

[Wreck]

[V for Vendetta]

On the bailout, clearly the fix is in but the subhumans in government are trying to delay it as long as possible\spin it away as a banking bailout. I heard Lenihan on Newstalk this morning say that 'the banks have no funding problem'. Really? That 130 BILLION of ECB money must be a mirage so.

Do they think the voters of Donegal care? They elected Coughlan after all.

Don't forget the 20 billion extra from our own central bank in two months. Two year and two months since the guarantee and the DOF put no plan in place for this inevitable day - apart from making sure the cronies got the money out they have done nothing.

They have no shame and the mock outrage from Lenihan every time his lies are pointed out is beginning to grate with me at this stage. I'm almost working up to a rant here.

Heard a rumour that I might be facing a general pay cut. I'm hoping by refusing to accept the cut I'm forced into redundancy. One time dealer.

[Raoul Duke III]

Heard a rumour that I might be facing a general pay cut. I'm hoping by refusing to accept the cut I'm forced into redundancy. One time dealer.

this is known as 'the Lenihan strategy'

gl with it, work up that rant there Big Boy - I just don't care any more

[CHDad]

€130,000,000,000 / 4,425,675 = €29,374.05

When do I get my 29K off Germany?

[Solskjaer]

this is known as 'the Lenihan strategy'

gl with it, work up that rant there Big Boy - I just don't care any more

I really thought you'd be in great form today with the news of the Royal engagement.

[Raoul Duke III]

€130,000,000,000 / 4,425,675 = €29,374.05

When do I get my 29K off Germany?

hate to break it to you like this CHD, but you get nothing

instead you get to pay off a multiple of that €29k over the rest of your life

nice eh?

[Raoul Duke III]

I really thought you'd be in great form today with the news of the Royal engagement.

Mrs Duke III was all over this last night, wimmins

the things that caught my ear were;
(1) the entire country gets a day off for the wedding
(2) he gave her his dead mother's ring (no pressure there Kate! cheapskate!)

[CHDad]

hate to break it to you like this CHD, but you get nothing

instead you get to pay off a multiple of that €29k over the rest of your life

nice eh?

This is an outrage.

How long would it take to pay something like that back? Would it end up being close to double it with interest?

Think I should go pick fruit in Oz or become a football manager sooner than planned.

[Solskjaer]

Mrs Duke III was all over this last night, wimmins

the things that caught my ear were;
(1) the entire country gets a day off for the wedding
(2) he gave her his dead mother's ring (no pressure there Kate! cheapskate!)

I'd say Mrs Duke 111 is really pissed off with her new name. At least Stuntwoman gave her some kind of parity.
Also thank your kid for the poppy eating idea. It really pisses people off but I think it's funny. I've plans for next year. There is hope for that little fellow depite the life he'll spend trying to cheer up daddy.
I bet Adams is pissed he's not 18 and living in Louth.

[Raoul Duke III]

Think I should go pick fruit in Oz or become a football manager sooner than planned.

I believe there'll be a vacancy in the latter, based on London SW6, quite soon

the boss is believed to be quite tempermental though, approach with care

[Bubbleking]

catching up on the BBV has not been enjoyable this morning - and you think I talk a load of shite

oh FML. I'm being accused of cheating with a girl, and I havent been. she got into my facebook by accident, and saw a few pisstake messages from this girl about magic, and how she'd settled down with some guy, and thinks there was something going on cos there was an "x" at the end of a few messages. crap crap crap

she is completely in the wrong - going on FB and reading your messages just doesnt happen by accident. However you need to plan your attack strategy as a balls out attack now will get you nowhere. Wait till she calms down. Smooth the whole thing over. make sure you are ok then WHAM!! hit her with the WTF are you doing invading my privacy spiel.

End result you two are still ok and you come out with a victory. you might want to suggest she needs to make it up to you for added points but this may be overkill

[CHDad]

I believe there'll be a vacancy in the latter, based on London SW6, quite soon

the boss is believed to be quite tempermental though, approach with care

Mark Hughes? Fulham are doing ok, I am surprised to hear this

He isn't temperamental no more, sold Harrods. Easy life.

[Solskjaer]

I really think this hypnotist lark is a load of hokum. Take Zuroph for example. How can you have wimmin troubles if you are a hypnotist. Take out the pocket watch. When I snap my fingers you will STFU.

[MegaSin]

I really think this hypnotist lark is a load of hokum. Take Zuroph for example. How can you have wimmin troubles if you are a hypnotist. Take out the pocket watch. When I snap my fingers you will STFU.

Fuck the pocket watch. Works when you take out your fist and say when I snap my fingers you will STFU.

[hotspur]

Fuck the pocket watch. Works when you take out your fist and say when I snap my fingers you will STFU.

You must be in the early throes of love to give such a warning. You old romantic you.

[MegaSin]

You must be in the early throes of love to give such a warning. You old romantic you.

5 Years

[AndyFatBastard]

Great stuff going on in the UK media this morning. The Grauniad are doing live updates on Ireland's economy. I shit you not.

So we're getting a bailout we didn't ask for, sweet! Is it ok if we spend it all on economic stimulus? How about if we use the money to set up a Student Loans company? Is that ok?

[DeadParrot]

all we were short of was a standing/sitting wipe debate

WP bbv

[Icarus152]

all we were short of was a standing/sitting wipe debate

WP bbv

Hey DP,my Rapidshare is acting up,what was that recent fix to the settings that was mentioned do you know?

EDIT: using Jdownloader

[Rufio]

The same reason you support Villa I imagine.

Paul McGrath?

[Lord Sir Banter]

all we were short of was a standing/sitting wipe debate

WP bbv

wiping is for poofs.

[DeadParrot]

Hey DP,my Rapidshare is acting up,what was that recent fix to the settings that was mentioned do you know?

EDIT: using Jdownloader

log into directly into your account and check the use direct link button in your settings

[Zuroph]

catching up on the BBV has not been enjoyable this morning - and you think I talk a load of shite




she is completely in the wrong - going on FB and reading your messages just doesnt happen by accident. However you need to plan your attack strategy as a balls out attack now will get you nowhere. Wait till she calms down. Smooth the whole thing over. make sure you are ok then WHAM!! hit her with the WTF are you doing invading my privacy spiel.

End result you two are still ok and you come out with a victory. you might want to suggest she needs to make it up to you for added points but this may be overkill

Oh totally on this, slowrolling the fuck out of this one. Had a look at the message, its on the second page of my PMs. also, its a totally innocent message, if thats the worst she could find, she should be more than trusting.

I had it left logged in, she says she didnt notice, but obviously curiosity took over when she did. Will be thinking about how to play this one for a while.

[Raoul Duke III]

Oh totally on this, slowrolling the fuck out of this one. Had a look at the message, its on the second page of my PMs. also, its a totally innocent message, if thats the worst she could find, she should be more than trusting.

I had it left logged in, she says she didnt notice, but obviously curiosity took over when she did. Will be thinking about how to play this one for a while.

change the locks, chuck her stuff out the window and light a cigar, sounds like you've had a narrow escape

Raoul Duke III, dispensing relationship advice since, eh, last week

[Rufio]

Oh totally on this, slowrolling the fuck out of this one. Had a look at the message, its on the second page of my PMs. also, its a totally innocent message, if thats the worst she could find, she should be more than trusting.

I had it left logged in, she says she didnt notice, but obviously curiosity took over when she did. Will be thinking about how to play this one for a while.

Thats well out of order. So she accidently went onto your FB and didn't notice the picture of you in the top left hand corner... also presumably you don't share the exact same circle of friends (in which case she'd notice the messages aren't from her friends)

really seems a case of your gf trying to pick a fight for the sake of it.

Maybe the wimmins can enlighten me, but do you people actually take pleasure in getting into these stupid arguments?

[RichieM]

I have a few points I would love those in the economic know to clear up for me
1- Why is this called a bailout by the press? I thought we would be paying it back so surely it is just like shoping around for a better car loan and taking a lower price since the bond markets hate us

2-Has it been decided that we will get this money since our collapse as a nation will fuck the Eurozone up and so this is the cheaper easier option and as a result we can just point blank refuse to change our corp tax rate and still get the money.

3-Is the populations main problem like mine that I have no idea whats really happening and the bullshit and lies are really confusing my poor simple mind? I thought that when you were doing polititcal spin you needed a bit of truth in there to give it credibility Alaister cambell would not be impressed.

4-Why did nobody turn up to the dail yesterday. i thought that the TD's were paid to be there on important days even if it is just to be meat in the room. Major crisis and what was supposed to be a huge anouncment. Economic soverignity at risk and most of the elected officials watch it on TV? Surely some of them have a point of view

I know these are fairly thick and basic questions so appologies but every day I think hmmm ya I think I know where we stand and watch the news or pick up a paper and suddenly think nope that is really not what I thought.

[The C Kid]

Robbie's last ever single. A sad day.

http://www.twitvid.com/BCTJP

[Reaps]

Oh totally on this, slowrolling the fuck out of this one. Had a look at the message, its on the second page of my PMs. also, its a totally innocent message, if thats the worst she could find, she should be more than trusting.

I had it left logged in, she says she didnt notice, but obviously curiosity took over when she did. Will be thinking about how to play this one for a while.

Make her watch the recent entourage episode where Eric's new girlfriend checks his phone messages and wants to see his emails.

He obviousily dumps her ass for being crazy and having no trust. I'm sure the gf will get the hint

[Kayroo]

Excuse me Keith... Have you EVER played with Michelle? She's a class of her own, nothing to do with being a female, trust me.

Let me think... from my notes: YOU once called me down once on a A high board with 2nd best pair and hit trips on river to hammer my TPTK - what does that make YOU?!

Pot. Kettle. Black. By YOUR own logic(!)

[ ] Understands Logic
[x] Is a woman

[gorrrr72]

Robbie's last ever single. A sad day.

http://www.twitvid.com/BCTJP

Don't worry I heard he's do a comeback single duet with Jordan.

[tylerdurden94]

Im kinda saddened by the lack of outrage from Raoul Duke III after last nights BBV

You owe me some witty remark to the whole debacle!

[Raoul Duke III]

I may have to change my daily reading habits from the Irish Times

[Angry-Ball]

zuroph=>wimmin trouble

tell her to fuck off!!

imo

[Angry-Ball]

I may have to change my daily reading habits from the Irish Times

weekly sport ftw imo


do they still print that?

[Raoul Duke III]

"wanker-bankers"

the great literary tradition of Swift, Yeats, Joyce etc is not dead imo

[Electra Blue]

oh FML. I'm being accused of cheating with a girl, and I havent been. she got into my facebook by accident, and saw a few pisstake messages from this girl about magic, and how she'd settled down with some guy, and thinks there was something going on cos there was an "x" at the end of a few messages. crap crap crap

Ah c'mon! Is she for real? A lot of girls put 'x' at the end of their messages... she's reading too much into it. I often sign off on text/personal emails messages as 'Jx'
Including emails to my Ex about the kids(!) His gf is always nice to me so she must be cool with it!?

Maybe your girl is feeling neglected lately and seeing you've giving more attention to that FB mate than her was just the final straw... some extra kisses n cuddles and reassurances needed IMO.

[Downtown]

gents, anyone know if there is a ipc sat on in the eglinton tonight..not sure

[tylerdurden94]

This scene cracked me up from one of the latest episodes of Dexter, do not watch if your not up to speed with S05E06.

Masuka at his best

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8bKDn38obw[/ame]

[Iago]

Ah c'mon! Is she for real? A lot of girls put 'x' at the end of their messages... she's reading too much into it. I often sign off on text/personal emails messages as 'Jx'
Including emails to my Ex about the kids(!) His gf is always nice to me so she must be cool with it!?

Maybe your girl is feeling neglected lately and seeing you've giving more attention to that FB mate than her was just the final straw... some extra kisses n cuddles and reassurances needed IMO.

You're all focusing on the wrong thing.


It's clear to me that she's cheated on you and she's trying to assuage her guilt by finding out that you've done the same allowing her to write off her indiscretion and move happily on.

If it was me it would be game over, you think you're going to get past this but you're not and in the long term it's going to end anyway so better off cutting your losses now imo

[Zod]

Maybe your girl is feeling neglected lately and seeing you've giving more attention to that FB mate than her was just the final straw... some extra kisses n cuddles and reassurances needed IMO.

Maybe she's looking for attention in all the wrong ways, despite his best efforts.

[MegaSin]

Maybe she's looking for attention in all the wrong ways, despite his best efforts.

Or if she is feeling ignored or whatever how about she tells him this instead of the usual women jedi mind wars they love?

[Theresa]

You're all focusing on the wrong thing.


It's clear to me that she's cheated on you and she's trying to assuage her guilt by finding out that you've done the same allowing her to write off her indiscretion and move happily on.

If it was me it would be game over, you think you're going to get past this but you're not and in the long term it's going to end anyway so better off cutting your losses now imo

If this isn't a level you are a crazy crazy mo'fo!

If it I'd a level your an evil genius.

I'm not sure what to think.

[tylerdurden94]

Help please, I thought if you load a game onto your xbox hard drive that you can just play it off it?

Dont want to be switching between Fifa 11 and Black Ops, so decided to load Fifa onto my system but when I go to play it it says insert disc?

What the hell is this all about?

[bp_me]

Help please, I thought if you load a game onto your xbox hard drive that you can just play it off it?

Dont want to be switching between Fifa 11 and Black Ops, so decided to load Fifa onto my system but when I go to play it it says insert disc?

What the hell is this all about?

The disc is required to verify you still own a copy of the game.

[Iago]

Help please, I thought if you load a game onto your xbox hard drive that you can just play it off it?

Dont want to be switching between Fifa 11 and Black Ops, so decided to load Fifa onto my system but when I go to play it it says insert disc?

What the hell is this all about?

You can play it directly off the system but you still need to have a disc in the drive.

The idea behind it is to use less processing etc so that you can boot up quicker and remove some of the noise on the machine.

[Four of a Kind]

Help please, I thought if you load a game onto your xbox hard drive that you can just play it off it?

Dont want to be switching between Fifa 11 and Black Ops, so decided to load Fifa onto my system but when I go to play it it says insert disc?

What the hell is this all about?

PS3 all the way..........

[tylerdurden94]

The disc is required to verify you still own a copy of the game.

Ghey!

You can play it directly off the system but you still need to have a disc in the drive.

The idea behind it is to use less processing etc so that you can boot up quicker and remove some of the noise on the machine.

Bent!

PS3 all the way..........

Fuck off cunt

[Guest]

Easy solution to the wimens problem

Give Lloyd her number; tell him she earns just above the national average wage, takes 10 mins extra on her lunch break, does fuck all in work apart from read the internet all day and occasionally says FML when in a mood

job done!!!


ooh and do you get the feeling that she is blame shifting?

Women got away with that lark for years, hence the reason they are so bad at it.
It was part of the deal when a womans life was proper shit,
Iron my shirt==blame me for some shite that you did

shit doesn't really fly any more, don't say sorry for something that isn't your fault or you will be setting a pattern and end up like this lad



signed:

SPOILER

A single male

clearly

[NewApproach]

gents, anyone know if there is a ipc sat on in the eglinton tonight..not sure

No, there is a 5 seat GTD next Wednesday, and a regular one on Monday.

[CHDad]

Easy solution to the wimens problem

Give Lloyd her number; tell him she earns just above the national average wage, takes 10 mins extra on her lunch break, does fuck all in work apart from read the internet all day and occasionally says FML when in a mood

job done!!!


ooh and do you get the feeling that she is blame shifting?

Women got away with that lark for years, hence the reason they are so bad at it.
It was part of the deal when a womans life was proper shit,
Iron my shirt==blame me for some shite that you did

shit doesn't really fly any more, don't say sorry for something that isn't your fault or you will be setting a pattern and end up like this lad



signed:

SPOILER

A single male

clearly

End up dead like poor old Jack?

[Laois Hammer]

Help please, I thought if you load a game onto your xbox hard drive that you can just play it off it?

Dont want to be switching between Fifa 11 and Black Ops, so decided to load Fifa onto my system but when I go to play it it says insert disc?

What the hell is this all about?

I scored a 1 footed scorpion kick with juve yesterday, think it could b the greateat goal ever in fifa

[Guest]

End up dead like poor old Jack?

Bad news buddy
We all end up dead like poor auld Jack
Your batteries are not rechargeable

[Jayminator]

Seriously Variance go fuck yourself

PokerStars Game #52832771240: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00 USD) - 2010/11/17 13:29:25 WET [2010/11/17 8:29:25 ET]
Table 'Athor' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: Bil Billy ($117.95 in chips)
Seat 2: Jaybigtime ($197.85 in chips)
Seat 4: Larc21 ($289.60 in chips)
Seat 5: dset ($273.65 in chips)
dset: posts small blind $0.50
Bil Billy: posts big blind $1
theobqaz: sits out
Bil Billy: posts the ante $0.20
Jaybigtime: posts the ante $0.20
Larc21: posts the ante $0.20
dset: posts the ante $0.20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Jaybigtime [Kh Kd]
Jaybigtime: raises $2 to $3
Larc21: folds
dset: folds
Bil Billy: raises $8 to $11
Jaybigtime: raises $20 to $31
Bil Billy: raises $86.75 to $117.75 and is all-in
Jaybigtime: calls $86.75
*** FLOP *** [2c Ts Kc]
*** TURN *** [2c Ts Kc] [Tc]
*** RIVER *** [2c Ts Kc Tc] [4c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Bil Billy: shows [Td Th] (four of a kind, Tens)
Jaybigtime: shows [Kh Kd] (a full house, Kings full of Tens)
Bil Billy collected $234.80 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $236.80 | Rake $2
Board [2c Ts Kc Tc 4c]
Seat 1: Bil Billy (big blind) showed [Td Th] and won ($234.80) with four of a kind, Tens
Seat 2: Jaybigtime showed [Kh Kd] and lost with a full house, Kings full of Tens
Seat 4: Larc21 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: dset (small blind) folded before Flop

[tylerdurden94]

I scored a 1 footed scorpion kick with juve yesterday, think it could b the greateat goal ever in fifa

Nice, did you save the clip?

I use to like Juve but they arent the best set up in Fifa 11

[DeadParrot]

2-Has it been decided that we will get this money since our collapse as a nation will fuck the Eurozone up and so this is the cheaper easier option and as a result we can just point blank refuse to change our corp tax rate and still get the money.

I've been thinking this meself.
Would El S or any of the other talking heads like to comment?

[Raoul Duke III]

I've been thinking this meself.
Would El S or any of the other talking heads like to comment?

no

[RichieM]

is that no to the being able to refuse or no to wanting to comment?