Bad beat/Moan/Venting Thread - BBV Archive 1

[Strewelpeter]

I had a similar incident on the last Enterprise from Belfast on Fiday.
This train was close to empty ; ratio-wise it made the Aviva on Saturday look like a full house. There was maybe 80 punters cumulative on the entire 4 carriages.
Because some couples/friends were happy to sit together it meant that everyone else basically had a nice 4 seater area to themselves.

And still I was looking daggers at the oul lad who had seated himself in the seat that I had selected for myself on the online booking system.

I move him 100% of the time, along with the drunken ticket collector it would have made for an epic journey

[Solskjaer]

Are you serious? I can't speak for the ladies but when the lads hear your accent, they'll think you're a complete knobhead.

I would have thought in the days of the Jacobites that it was very dangerous to take a scotsman prisoner. Just when you take his sword and his musket, he take the gigantic safety pin from his kilt and stabs you in the neck and run off barearsed to make his escape. I bet that worked a few times before they copped onto it.

[careca]

In before MrsFlushdraw kills Careca

Nah I have more then enough Scots in me to be fine and able to carry it off. Im from fine Edinburgh stock so no need for a tux for me its a sexy skirt for all the big nights out. Had to move here for the slightly nicer weather was really sold by the tourist board ads

Just to clarify, i've no problems with Scots wearing kilts, its just plain retarded when Irish lads do it cos 'their grandfather once worked in Edinburgh for two weeks".

[Solskjaer]

I move him 100% of the time, along with the drunken ticket collector it would have made for an epic journey

we KNOW, you are the anti Rounders.

[ionapaul]

I know this is no longer the place for a little whinge but I'm running abysmally right now, I'm playing well but just cannot stay ahead no matter what! I know I'm only 80% favourite on the flop but even so, is it too much to expect to have your hand hold up approaching the bubble?! The hand was against the table idiot as well, couldn't fold any hand with a bare ace in it...sigh, onwards with the grind I suppose, approaching the bubble in another PLO tournie now.

PokerStars Pot-Limit Omaha, 4.4 Tournament, 400/800 Blinds (5 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Hero (UTG) (t10825)
MP (t36792)
Button (t7017)
SB (t11470)
BB (t14870)

Hero's M: 9.02

Preflop: Hero is UTG with K, Q, J, K
Hero bets t2800, 3 folds, BB calls t2000

Flop: (t6000) 10, 9, 6 (2 players)
BB bets t6000, Hero raises to t8025 (All-In), BB calls t2025

Turn: (t22050) 2 (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t22050) 3 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t22050

Results:
BB had J, 5, 4, A (straight, six high).
Hero had K, Q, J, K (one pair, Kings).
Outcome: BB won t22050

[Zuroph]

[Wesley Harms]

In before MrsFlushdraw kills Careca

Just to clarify, i've no problems with Scots wearing kilts, its just plain retarded when Irish lads do it cos 'their grandfather once worked in Edinburgh for two weeks".

I don't think it's unusual for BubbleKing to not understand something.

Also someone needs to tell him 'LOL' is not a word which can be used in real life.

As in Lol Liverpool which was driving Dom crackers on Saturday. Saying it like it was a word instead of 3 letters doesn't sit well.

[Bubbleking]

LOL is a perfectly acceptable term when trying to bridge the gap between internet peoples and real life peoples. Dom also needed to fully understand how I felt about liverpool

I achieved this albeit in a terribly annoying fashion

[Denny Crane]

The World Bank is concerned about the need to bail out the Irish state. It has approached you, as an expert in Irish politics, to ask about the prospects for a.) the budget being passed and b.) the likelihood of an election in the next six months.

–Write 500-1000 words

–Due tomorrow at 5pm

wonder if i can quote pp/bf odds.

[eoghan104]

LOL is a perfectly acceptable term when trying to bridge the gap between internet peoples and real life peoples. Dom also needed to fully understand how I felt about liverpool

I achieved this albeit in a terribly annoying fashion

Its prob just me but would other people use words like "crossbaring" and "crushing" in relation to poker when talking IRL?

nice to meet you Tony, you were fairly well on when I met you at about 7 so I'd say a good night was had fair play!

[Keane]

Found this an interesting read:

http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg18524911.600-13-things-that-do-not-make-sense.html

I did kind of lol at how anything that scientists can't explain about space they tend to just go with "Ah sure it's probably dark matter I suppose".

Seems kind of like what religious types would do....

[hotspur]

I am strangely drawn to tylerdurden's phrase 'big ass boobs'

I'm sure hotspur could have a field day with this

Well historically one of the main evolutionary theories as to why human males find breasts attractive in females has been that they looks like buttocks. There are a bunch of newer evolutionary explanations about their indication of fitness or age but none of them seem that convincing to me.

[Raoul Duke III]

some Portugeezer (OK, the Minister for Finance) says they are at 'high risk of needing a bailout' (decoded; we need some f**king money and we need it f**king now)

things may move very rapidly now, can Robbie Keane run faster than CR7?

[Zuroph]

Found this an interesting read:

http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg18524911.600-13-things-that-do-not-make-sense.html

I did kind of lol at how anything that scientists can't explain about space they tend to just go with "Ah sure it's probably dark matter I suppose".

Seems kind of like what religious types would do....

interesting timing, NASA have a conference called today at 4.30 to discuss the discovery of "an exceptional object in our cosmic neighbourhood"...

[Bubbleking]

Its prob just me but would other people use words like "crossbaring" and "crushing" in relation to poker when talking IRL?

nice to meet you Tony, you were fairly well on when I met you at about 7 so I'd say a good night was had fair play!

yeah you too eoghan - prob didnt portray myself very well - im not like that all the time I swear

Id only use them if the people who I was talking to knew wtf I was on about

[Zuroph]

some Portugeezer (OK, the Minister for Finance) says they are at 'high risk of needing a bailout' (decoded; we need some f**king money and we need it f**king now)

things may move very rapidly now, can Robbie Keane run faster than CR7?

Portugal skipping the queue on us?

[Keane]

interesting timing, NASA have a conference called today at 4.30 to discuss the discovery of "an exceptional object in our cosmic neighbourhood"...

Yeah I know, probably anticipation of that is what has me looking at this kind of stuff all day.

I'm well prepared for a major disappointment from that press conference fwiw...

[Carl_Morrissey]

Decisions Decisions

Hey Lads, I need a bit of advice here. I logged into my Paddy Poker a/c last night for the first time in months and seen there was €15 in it, happy days freeroll. Well low and behold i entered an $11 6 handed and got 2nd for like just over €200. I never play online anymore, at the moment I'm a live tournament player and I crush but I'm undecided weather to start a small mtt roll online with this measly 200 quid and try to spin it up or put in towards UKIPT Galway entry (or maybe Galway sats).

What you guys think? Just so we're clear €200 doesn't represent a big proportion of my roll at all I'm just undecided what to do with this freeroll monies, cheers.

[Raoul Duke III]

Portugal skipping the queue on us?

greasy wops eh

(actually what is the perjorative term for a Portugese person?)

[Denny Crane]

interesting timing, NASA have a conference called today at 4.30 to discuss the discovery of "an exceptional object in our cosmic neighbourhood"...

grand job. don't need to worry about the budget anymore.

[Solskjaer]

interesting timing, NASA have a conference called today at 4.30 to discuss the discovery of "an exceptional object in our cosmic neighbourhood"...

Yes indeed everyone wants to talk about Harry Potters little friend now grown up . I admit shes pretty but she still looks like that kid from the 1st movie. I'd need to see some large buttock shaped boobies before I buy into it.

[Zuroph]

Yeah I know, probably anticipation of that is what has me looking at this kind of stuff all day.

I'm well prepared for a major disappointment from that press conference fwiw...

as am I. If it was anything really big, Im sure the white house would be more involved. If its that bubble thing it'll be boring. watching the ISS space walk today was interesting though.

[Solskjaer]

greasy wops eh

(actually what is the perjorative term for a Portugese person?)

Sardine eating dive monkeys

[Keane]

as am I. If it was anything really big, Im sure the white house would be more involved. If its that bubble thing it'll be boring. watching the ISS space walk today was interesting though.

It won't be the bubble - that was discovered by the Fermi telescope.

This is something Chandra found...

[AndyFatBastard]

Found this an interesting read:

http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg18524911.600-13-things-that-do-not-make-sense.html

I did kind of lol at how anything that scientists can't explain about space they tend to just go with "Ah sure it's probably dark matter I suppose".

Seems kind of like what religious types would do....

It was an interesting article, but not for the reasons you've stated.

[Strewelpeter]

interesting timing, NASA have a conference called today at 4.30 to discuss the discovery of "an exceptional object in our cosmic neighbourhood"...

That will probably be the Gamma Ray bubbles that haven't been getting enough attention





Edit
Doh!

It won't be the bubble - that was discovered by the Fermi telescope.

This is something Chandra found...

[Jackyback]

Shane, you will pick up a cheap and cheerful tux in Pennys for around €50 no need to spend huge on something you’re hardly going to wear. I picked one up a while back and it done the job.
Oh BTW are you still UNDEFEATED Day two and still suffering with a poxy hangover from that IPB piss up, I am such an old man who should know better.

I also have the joy of heading off to sunny Birmingham tomorrow morning for work, flying out at 6am FML.

[Zuroph]

NASA Finds Youngest Nearby Black Hole"
For Release: November 15, 2010

Evidence for the youngest known black hole in our cosmic neighborhood has been found using NASA's Chandra X-ray Observatory and other telescopes. The age and proximity of this object could provide astronomers with a unique opportunity to watch a black hole develop during its infancy.

.

[Solskjaer]

Bad call on the bubble again Tony.

[Lazare]

Hey Lads, I need a bit of advice here. I logged into my Paddy Poker a/c last night for the first time in months and seen there was €15 in it, happy days freeroll. Well low and behold i entered an $11 6 handed and got 2nd for like just over €200. I never play online anymore, at the moment I'm a live tournament player and I crush but I'm undecided weather to start a small mtt roll online with this measly 200 quid and try to spin it up or put in towards UKIPT Galway entry (or maybe Galway sats).

What you guys think? Just so we're clear €200 doesn't represent a big proportion of my roll at all I'm just undecided what to do with this freeroll monies, cheers.

Bolded bits are a level yeah?

I sure hope so.

[Emmet]

For any mashup fans. Girl Talk released new album today. Just downloaded it and started listening. Sounds big already!



Free download as always

[Lord Sir Banter]

I think I'm getting the cold shoulder...

[Solskjaer]

Need some BBV assistance.

name the top premiership players per letter of the Alphabet. 26 players. Sorry I can't attach the XL sheet.

Eg C for Cole and S for Shearer.

[tylerdurden94]

Skyline is an absolute dire piece of fucking trash pox cunt of a movie! Seriously considering sending an email to the makers and distributors telling them to go fuck themselves

[ghostface]

Skyline is an absolute dire piece of fucking trash pox cunt of a movie! Seriously considering sending an email to the makers and distributors telling them to go fuck themselves

In fairness it looked absolute gick from the trailers!!

Contemplating going to see Let Me In on the day off tomorrow. Bit afraid its going to ruin the original version for me tho, which was quality stuff.

[RasTa]

Skyline is an absolute dire piece of fucking trash pox cunt of a movie! Seriously considering sending an email to the makers and distributors telling them to go fuck themselves

So it's better then The Last Airbender and 2012?

[Raoul Duke III]

Need some BBV assistance.

name the top premiership players per letter of the Alphabet. 26 players. Sorry I can't attach the XL sheet.

Eg C for Cole and S for Shearer.

try naming our team against the All Blacks

Kearney
Bowe
O'Driscoll
Darcy
Fitzgerald
Sexton
Reddan
Heaslip
Wallace
Ferris
some lump
O'Callaghan
An Other Lump
Get well soon Jerry
Healy

P Wallace never again to be allowed within sight of an Irish training camp - please Deccie!

hopefully the roof blows off the Aviva and we can call it a draw. I'm scared.

[shano_88]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJqSjzSKZpM[/ame]

Go on Bridie!

[Emmet]

Toner to start vs AB's Raoul? He's seriously lightweight, but dominates the lineout, so fucking tall!

P.Wallace had a nightmare against Samoa definitely. I still rate him though.

The 12/13 axis is due a break soon. We could see Bowe/Fitz in there in the next few months. (I hope)

[Carl_Morrissey]

Bolded bits are a level yeah?

I sure hope so.

I have a feeling you want me to say yes.... so yes.

[bantee]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJqSjzSKZpM

Go on Bridie!

I saw this when it was on the news, knew it would become a youtube hit

[Carl_Morrissey]

Just when you think Bill Clinton can't get anymore awesome....

http://www.nme.com/movies/news/bill-clinton-to-appear-in-the-hangover-part-ii/197461

[Lazare]

I have a feeling you want me to say yes.... so yes.

Grand, I can stop cringing now.

[hotspur]

greasy wops eh

(actually what is the perjorative term for a Portugese person?)

I find that "oleaginous cunts" does for all oil secreting Iberian and Italian types.

[Reaps]

Toner to start vs AB's Raoul? He's seriously lightweight, but dominates the lineout, so fucking tall!

P.Wallace had a nightmare against Samoa definitely. I still rate him though.

The 12/13 axis is due a break soon. We could see Bowe/Fitz in there in the next few months. (I hope)

He contributed nothing in open play, got lifted for kick off's and missed 3/3 due to poor positioning. I would be worried if he started against NZ.

Although it would be entertaining to see a Peter Couch type getting flattened by a couple of New Zealanders. TIMBER....

Wallace looked out of his depth against even Samoa in the centre, was easily Ireland's weakest player in possession.

I thought Fitzgearld did well at FB but got poor reviews in the papers, not sure why.

[hotspur]

They found the testicles of God! Certainly an exceptional object in my book.

[Dice75]

Hey Lads, I need a bit of advice here. I logged into my Paddy Poker a/c last night for the first time in months and seen there was €15 in it, happy days freeroll. Well low and behold i entered an $11 6 handed and got 2nd for like just over €200. I never play online anymore, at the moment I'm a live tournament player and I crush but I'm undecided weather to start a small mtt roll online with this measly 200 quid and try to spin it up or put in towards UKIPT Galway entry (or maybe Galway sats).

What you guys think? Just so we're clear €200 doesn't represent a big proportion of my roll at all I'm just undecided what to do with this freeroll monies, cheers.

Move it to Sportsbook
Stick it all on Wagner ftw
Disclaimer - got this tip in Barrys on Saturday

[Zuroph]

For any mashup fans. Girl Talk released new album today. Just downloaded it and started listening. Sounds big already!



Free download as always

download links down for me

[Emmet]

He contributed nothing in open play, got lifted for kick off's and missed 3/3 due to poor positioning. I would be worried if he started against NZ.

Although it would be entertaining to see a Peter Couch type getting flattened by a couple of New Zealanders. TIMBER....

Wallace looked out of his depth against even Samoa in the centre, was easily Ireland's weakest player in possession.

I thought Fitzgearld did well at FB but got poor reviews in the papers, not sure why.

D.Ryan looks to be out thanks to kicking a lad in the mickey, so we've a choice of O'Callaghan, O'Driscoll, Toner, Tuohy or O'Donoghue in second row. Need 3 of these, I just think that we will need the lineout hugely this weekend, and Toner gives an edge there.

The scrum is a lost cause unless we have at least one of Court and Ross on at all times.

Wallace was muck, I was disappointed, I think he should be doing much better!

I was at the NZ game here on Sat, they absolutely coasted to a win, never got out of second gear, and could've put out 12 players and still won. Scotland were dreadful, at least that's one bonus of the AI's, that we find out that we're not playing the worst NH rugby!

[Emmet]

download links down for me

Server obviously smashed. Available on Torrent in that bay place that pirates visit

[Lazare]

The iphone charger stopped working about five weeks ago, wouldn't sync with the pc either, pain in the hole as I use the camera a lot on it and have to email photos to myself whenever I wanted to post them online or whatever.

I could charge it on a sony docking station so only a slight inconvenience there.

I spent hours on various mac fora trying to solve it, switching it off and on, resetting it, pressing the mute button up and down 8 times blah blah blah, nothing worked. Seems it's a huge issue, people have no clue what's causing it, I pretty much gave up weeks ago. But today I really needed to sync it, called Vodafone and they told me to bring it in to one of the shops.

Was just about to head to the square earlier when I noticed a tiny piece of fluff lodged in the charging port. Toothpicked it out and boom, working perfect.

I'm such a knob head.

[Solskjaer]

try naming our team against the All Blacks

Kearney
Bowe
O'Driscoll
Darcy
Fitzgerald
Sexton
Reddan
Heaslip
Wallace
Ferris
some lump
O'Callaghan
An Other Lump
Get well soon Jerry
Healy

P Wallace never again to be allowed within sight of an Irish training camp - please Deccie!

hopefully the roof blows off the Aviva and we can call it a draw. I'm scared.

O'Connell was saying how the ball was like a bar of some this weather , which makes it difficult when you are trying to find form. I dunno surely pick your best 15 and see if they can do it mr Kidney. Looks like an Epic 6 nations ahead. The English and the Welsh looked great.

All Blacks 47- Ireland 15
Argies 35 - Ireland 20


In my view. get yer moneis on.

[Carl_Morrissey]

Just got this e mail:

Your webmail quota has exceeded the set quota which is 20 GB. you are currently running on 20.9 GB. To re-activate and increase your webmail quota please click the link below.



[Random Link]



Failure to do so may result in the cancellation of your webmail account.

Thanks, and sorry for the inconvenience.

Local host

Gotta be bad news/virus? The link looks dodgey enough and its from Szidonia Haragos whoever he may be.

[Gholimoli]

im thinking of joining Floattheturn.
Ianmc said it was a pretty good site for MTT training.

just wondering if any one here is a member and what you think of it?

[Wreck]

Move it to Sportsbook
Stick it all on Wagner ftw
Disclaimer - got this tip in Barrys on Saturday

Just on XFactor, what were the odds on Aiden going last night? Must have been massive. A friend told me there was a leak saying he was in the bottom of the public vote but I didn't listen!

We are getting hammered by the All Blacks at the weekend, can't see anything else.

[tylerdurden94]

This is the reason why yourself and Hailo are the perfect perverted photographer/blogger tag team. You never miss a trick . If it was left up to me I would never have ever seen those boobs, thank you.

Why thank you I think

Kat Dennings is a phenomenal looking woman. I'll take her over unhealthy size 6 / 8 models / Nadine Coyles every day of the week.

High 5 Lloyd!

Shane, you will pick up a cheap and cheerful tux in Pennys for around €50 no need to spend huge on something you’re hardly going to wear. I picked one up a while back and it done the job.
Oh BTW are you still UNDEFEATED Day two and still suffering with a poxy hangover from that IPB piss up, I am such an old man who should know better.

I also have the joy of heading off to sunny Birmingham tomorrow morning for work, flying out at 6am FML.

Have to say it again Epic Drunkness Fran, how much did the taxi cost home?

In fairness it looked absolute gick from the trailers!!

Contemplating going to see Let Me In on the day off tomorrow. Bit afraid its going to ruin the original version for me tho, which was quality stuff.

I liked the look of the trailer do like all that kind of alien stuff.

Ive seen better B movie alien stuff than this which had a budget of $10-20 million, what a waster of money!

So it's better then The Last Airbender and 2012?

I will not watch the last airbender because of M Might Shirvu;wabgqfbgqAQIB;VSAB 2012 was terrible but not the worst.

[dannydiamond]

Gotta be bad news/virus? The link looks dodgey enough and its from Szidonia Haragos whoever he may be.

Delete that link ffs if you think it's dodgy.

[Carl_Morrissey]

Delete that link ffs if you think it's dodgy.

Done, reckless copy n paste.

[Bless You]

If Stephen McLean / Carfax is reading (or someone who knows him is),
please read your PM's and give me a shout.

Thanks.

[AndyFatBastard]

Ugh, just had a diabolical session. 4.5 buyins gone in 450 hands. Nothying went right for me at all.