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**Hegzy** · 11-11-10, 00:08

Originally posted by Keane View Post

What do you mean "a bit weird" - it's lolobvious that it's a scam!

Yeah i no but weird that they choose Paypal when it's meant to be a safer way to pay.

**Lord Sir Banter** · 11-11-10, 00:10

Originally posted by Fuzzy Logic View Post

Ruh roh

The Pedophile's Guide to Love and Pleasure - book on Amazon.com

http://www.amazon.com/Pedophiles-Guide-Love-Pleasure-ebook/dp/B0049U4CF6/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&m=A310W6YDH199HU&s=digital-text&qid=1289432440&sr=1-1

Tempted to buy it along with one other book so that it will show as

'customers who bought this book have also bought 'insert book'.

What book though?

Tough one though, hard to comment without knowing the content of the book.
Piece about the author here.

Most people incorrectly seem to believe that paedophiles and molesters are one and the same. (reading amazon comments)

**Guest** · 11-11-10, 00:11

Originally posted by Silver-Tiger View Post

Did anybody else see what Joey Barton done? what an absolute excuse of a man. He's bee given the privelege of still playing premier league football after all he's done and he goes back to being an absolute thug.

Scumbag, does the wipe your tears shit after as well

+from same game, anyone who wants to know why top flight football is now shite, just need to look at the Newcastle goal

Andy Carrol, thats Centre Forward Andy Carrol, left standing on his own at the side edge of the peno area, for a free kick
kick taken, he runs in, free header
you honestly would not see it in the Phoenix park (to paraphrase eamo)

**Silver-Tiger** · 11-11-10, 00:11

Originally posted by dannydiamond View Post

What did he do now?

Barton and Gamst Pedersen brush arms whilst walking by each other. No more than that. Barton walks back up to Pedersen and decides he wants to cave his ribs in and lets fly with a serious body punch. Pedersen goes down and Barton gets away with it becuase the ref wasn't looking. I'd imagine he's looking at a 3 match ban.

**The Situation** · 11-11-10, 00:12

Originally posted by dannydiamond View Post

What did he do now?

Thumped Blackburns Pederson in the stomach very slyly for no apparent reason! Very scummy!

**Guest** · 11-11-10, 00:12

Originally posted by Lotto.ie View Post

Tempted to buy it along with one other book so that it will show as

'customers who bought this book have also bought 'insert book'.

What book though?

King James Proddy Bible, cut the catlicks a bit of slack

**Lord Sir Banter** · 11-11-10, 00:14

Originally posted by Elshambo View Post

King James Proddy Bible, cut the catlicks a bit of slack

No way, lol.

**Fuzzy Logic** · 11-11-10, 00:15

Originally posted by The Situation View Post

Thumped Blackburns Pederson in the stomach very slyly for no apparent reason! Very scummy!

I heard it was because he got picked over Barton for this:

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dl0aIVc27iA[/ame]

**The Situation** · 11-11-10, 00:19

Originally posted by Fuzzy Logic View Post

I heard it was because he got picked over Barton for this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dl0aIVc27iA

Why would anyone hate on that genius add. He's also started playing well for the first time in about four years too. Looked like he was gonna cry when Barton punched him.

**Fuzzy Logic** · 11-11-10, 00:24

Who's hating the ad? Thats why Barton was pissed at MGP

**dannydiamond** · 11-11-10, 00:30

Originally posted by Fuzzy Logic View Post

I heard it was because he got picked over Barton for this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dl0aIVc27iA

Could someone explain to me what this is about please.

**Opr** · 11-11-10, 00:33

Graph after 10 days from the guy doing the 100 buyins @ 2/4 PLO in 31 days ... SICK!

Opr

**Guest** · 11-11-10, 00:35

Originally posted by dannydiamond View Post

Could someone explain to me what this is about please.

Promoting fruit to kids

**Keane** · 11-11-10, 00:38

Originally posted by Hegzy View Post

Yeah i no but weird that they choose Paypal when it's meant to be a safer way to pay.

They're not going to send you any money on paypal, they're just going to pretend they do so you send them the playstation.

**dannydiamond** · 11-11-10, 00:38

Originally posted by Elshambo View Post

Promoting fruit to kids

How many bananas did you go for?

**badugi** · 11-11-10, 00:39

Pokerstars FPPs

is there tournies on stars for fpp buy-in with an FPP payout?
i have 0 balance in account and i want to make 23 fpps more to buy something at the vip store.

**RoadSweeper** · 11-11-10, 00:47

them flipz on stars still on?

**nuxxx** · 11-11-10, 00:56

anyone having issues on stars since the update?

**Starvin Marvin** · 11-11-10, 00:57

Has Full Tilt just gone down??

**AndyFatBastard** · 11-11-10, 00:59

Originally posted by Starvin Marvin View Post

Has Full Tilt just gone down??

Yeah gone for me. Thought it was my internets but if you're not able to connect too then something's broken. Just scooped a huge pot too, hope it got credited to my account!

**Starvin Marvin** · 11-11-10, 01:00

Originally posted by AndyFB View Post

Yeah gone for me. Thought it was my internets but if you're not able to connect too then something's broken. Just scooped a huge pot too, hope it got credited to my account!

Uh was in the middle of a losing session and was pretty angry, absolutely on life tilt now.

Back now i think, may give it 20 to calm down i think.

**Emmet** · 11-11-10, 01:01

Originally posted by Starvin Marvin View Post

Uh was in the middle of a losing session and was pretty angry, absolutely on life tilt now.

Back now i think, may give it 20 to calm down i think.

SN?

**dannydiamond** · 11-11-10, 01:02

Originally posted by Starvin Marvin View Post

Has Full Tilt just gone down??

No interruptions for me, unless you playing a tournie and they call that a 'break'.

Are you heading to Barrys on Sat Mick?

**kincsem** · 11-11-10, 01:10

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnWDVPINu60&feature=fvst"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnWDVPINu60&feature=fvst[/ame]

**Icarus152** · 11-11-10, 01:10

How are we looking for another WW turbo?

Need 7.

**Starvin Marvin** · 11-11-10, 01:13

Originally posted by dannydiamond View Post

No interruptions for me, unless you playing a tournie and they call that a 'break'.

Are you heading to Barrys on Sat Mick?

Dunno so, break prob for the best anyway.

Yeah looking forward to it, you playing yeah?

**kincsem** · 11-11-10, 01:15

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMDRbxoQIA0"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMDRbxoQIA0[/ame]

**Fuzzy Logic** · 11-11-10, 01:16

A far better email leaked from PwC:

"Today is my last day at PwC. I haven't sent this to everyone because what would be the point? Why do people send their leaving emails to everyone? We didn't care about you then and we certainly don't care about you now. I still presume hardly any of you knew me, which is good because I'm rubbish at audit, so I wouldn't have helped your stellar careers."

It is believed that Mr Jenkins joined the auditor three years ago as a university graduate. He would have been earning up to £30,000 as a trainee chartered accountant on a three-year training contract.

After attacking his colleagues, Mr Jenkins then turned his fire on the decor at his City office, saying: "I've also learned how not to decorate an office - green and orange block colour walls with business buzz phrases on. 'Find your space', 'always add value' etc. Where do these terrible phrases come from? Is there a team of people lurking about in Embankment Place whose only duty is to pump out corporate drivel?

"Oh yah Rupert, I like 'diversify your outlook'"
"Fantastic, fantastic, let's roll it out"
"I'll action that"
"By close of play?"
"Oh, absolutely."
"What does it mean, though?"
"Hm. Fantastic point, we'll have to revolutionise outside the box on this one, I can tell."
"Touch base on this a-sap?"
"Rather.""

Mr Jenkins was equally scathing about events attended by PwC management.
He said: "I look forward immensely to never having to attend an event in which Our Beloved Leaders stand up and tell us we've massively exceeded budget, so in reward we get no bonuses and instead we get the treat of listening to Coldplay while quotes from the greatest leaders of our times are played across a screen. Dare we be different? Not really. What we dare to do is stick out 3 years until we get the ACA and we can leave. Except me, obviously. I got fired. Whoops."

Signing off, he made his intense dislike of many of his colleagues clear, saying: "So, those of you I'm not actually friends with, I hope we'll all continue to manage avoiding staying in touch. I have a personal email, so if you want to send me anything (I can't imagine why you would), just guess it. If it's meant to be, I'll get it. I'm also on Facebook but I hate it. I'm sure you've got real friends of your own and I'd prefer if you left me alone quite frankly. If we ever talked (doubtful, I avoided anyone that looked like they might give me some work), add away.

"I've left some treats in the group area.

Not really.

Bye forever xxx."

**tylerdurden94** · 11-11-10, 01:22

Finally back after a semi imposed hiatus just so I didnt get any WSOP spoilers, im sure I have loads to catch up on just read the first page of the Emmet vs Ace thing, lets see where this goes.

Who and what is the Gaylord thing about?

**Icarus152** · 11-11-10, 01:25

Originally posted by tylerdurden94 View Post

Who and what is the Gaylord thing about?

Kev's sense of humour + Icarus152 = Gaylord.

**Emmet** · 11-11-10, 01:30

What a website! Surprisingly safe for work.

Click the photos to update new ones!

Explosions and Boobs

http://www.explosionsandboobs.com/

Explosions and Boobs.

Does exactly what it says on the tin

**chips1234** · 11-11-10, 01:30

stolen from 2+2 got a giggle from it

**Lord Sir Banter** · 11-11-10, 02:14

Originally posted by Gaylord View Post

Kev's sense of humour + Icarus152 = Gaylord.

Start a facebook group.

**Icarus152** · 11-11-10, 02:16

Originally posted by Lotto.ie View Post

Start a facebook group.

What will I call it?

**Lord Sir Banter** · 11-11-10, 02:18

Originally posted by Fuzzy Logic View Post

A far better email leaked from PwC:

"Today is my last day at PwC. I haven't sent this to everyone because what would be the point? Why do people send their leaving emails to everyone? We didn't care about you then and we certainly don't care about you now. I still presume hardly any of you knew me, which is good because I'm rubbish at audit, so I wouldn't have helped your stellar careers."

It is believed that Mr Jenkins joined the auditor three years ago as a university graduate. He would have been earning up to £30,000 as a trainee chartered accountant on a three-year training contract.

After attacking his colleagues, Mr Jenkins then turned his fire on the decor at his City office, saying: "I've also learned how not to decorate an office - green and orange block colour walls with business buzz phrases on. 'Find your space', 'always add value' etc. Where do these terrible phrases come from? Is there a team of people lurking about in Embankment Place whose only duty is to pump out corporate drivel?

"Oh yah Rupert, I like 'diversify your outlook'"
"Fantastic, fantastic, let's roll it out"
"I'll action that"
"By close of play?"
"Oh, absolutely."
"What does it mean, though?"
"Hm. Fantastic point, we'll have to revolutionise outside the box on this one, I can tell."
"Touch base on this a-sap?"
"Rather.""

Mr Jenkins was equally scathing about events attended by PwC management.
He said: "I look forward immensely to never having to attend an event in which Our Beloved Leaders stand up and tell us we've massively exceeded budget, so in reward we get no bonuses and instead we get the treat of listening to Coldplay while quotes from the greatest leaders of our times are played across a screen. Dare we be different? Not really. What we dare to do is stick out 3 years until we get the ACA and we can leave. Except me, obviously. I got fired. Whoops."

Signing off, he made his intense dislike of many of his colleagues clear, saying: "So, those of you I'm not actually friends with, I hope we'll all continue to manage avoiding staying in touch. I have a personal email, so if you want to send me anything (I can't imagine why you would), just guess it. If it's meant to be, I'll get it. I'm also on Facebook but I hate it. I'm sure you've got real friends of your own and I'd prefer if you left me alone quite frankly. If we ever talked (doubtful, I avoided anyone that looked like they might give me some work), add away.

"I've left some treats in the group area.

Not really.

Bye forever xxx."

Friend used to work an office job. Cards are passed around to be signed when people leave as standard. One particular week , someone in the office was due to be finishing on the Friday.
She gets handed a card and starts to write 'Sorry you're leaving...', stops momentarily to confirm with the card bearer; 'This is for David, right?'.

'Oh no, it's for Jessica's son, he has been diagnosed with cancer.'

**Lord Sir Banter** · 11-11-10, 02:22

Originally posted by Gaylord View Post

What will I call it?

~~Circle of trust~~

IPB'ers against abuse at the hands of out of control admins.

**big_iain** · 11-11-10, 02:23

Originally posted by Hegzy View Post

How genuine does this seem?

SPOILER

pretty spot on. - one tip - type paypal.com into your browser.

**Mellor** · 11-11-10, 02:28

Originally posted by Hegzy View Post

Yeah i no but weird that they choose Paypal when it's meant to be a safer way to pay.

Prob as anything else is automatically a scam.
Like I said, paypal guarantee the cash, so you'll always have it first

Do you have their address?
Play along and tell them that you got an email from paypal, proof of postage etc,
Send something fake, but mark the value of it really high. So that they get stung for duty at customs. (this assumes they are overseas, which is a guess )

**RoadSweeper** · 11-11-10, 02:34

Originally posted by Hegzy View Post

How genuine does this seem?

SPOILER

always google the email - name

His exact blurb is listed on this site as a scam http://thidaa.wordpress.com/

**Icarus152** · 11-11-10, 02:41

Originally posted by Lotto.ie View Post

~~Circle of trust~~

IPB'ers against abuse at the hands of out of control admins.

Done,how do I put it up for others to join so I can start a thread?

**sligoboi** · 11-11-10, 02:45

Post a link here to test it

Edit - anyone having troubles with accessing iTunes store? For podcast, not music obv

Or if not is there any reason I shouldn't be able to access it. It's been like this for 4/5 days now..

**Lord Sir Banter** · 11-11-10, 02:46

Garda lost and found
Some good loot in there.

Originally posted by Gaylord View Post

Done,how do I put it up for others to join so I can start a thread?

You have my permission to start a thread.

**Icarus152** · 11-11-10, 02:47

Originally posted by sligboi View Post

Post a link here to test it

Test

**Hegzy** · 11-11-10, 02:48

Originally posted by RoadSweeper View Post

always google the email - name

His exact blurb is listed on this site as a scam http://thidaa.wordpress.com/

Have had 3 different ones today. Out in force.

SPOILER

**Icarus152** · 11-11-10, 02:48

Originally posted by Lotto.ie View Post

Garda lost and found
Some good loot in there.

You have my permission to start a thread.

I don't need your permission,it's my group,you're a mere consultant.

**sligoboi** · 11-11-10, 02:48

Originally posted by Gaylord View Post

Test

I'm in..

**Lord Sir Banter** · 11-11-10, 02:50

Originally posted by Gaylord View Post

I don't need your permission,it's my group,you're a mere consultant.

Calm down Gaylord.

**Icarus152** · 11-11-10, 02:53

Originally posted by sligboi View Post

I'm in..

Gotcha,can you check if you can access my own FB page?It should be private,I'm the creator obv

**Lord Sir Banter** · 11-11-10, 02:55

Originally posted by Gaylord View Post

Gotcha,can you check if you can access my own FB page?It should be private,I'm the creator obv

Think they should change your name to

The Creator

**NewApproach** · 11-11-10, 02:55

Originally posted by sligboi View Post

I'm in..

+1

**sligoboi** · 11-11-10, 02:59

Wouldn't ya be proud to be Irish

**Icarus152** · 11-11-10, 03:00

Originally posted by Lotto.ie View Post

Calm down Gaylord.

I may upgrade you're status at a later date.

Originally posted by Lotto.ie View Post

Think they should change your name to

The Creator

I shall ignore this blasphemy,for now..

**Lord Sir Banter** · 11-11-10, 03:02

Originally posted by Gaylord View Post

I may upgrade you're status at a later date.

I shall ignore this blasphemy,for now..

That's what I get for my kindness. I considered posting a picture of Elron Hubbard.

**Icarus152** · 11-11-10, 03:03

Originally posted by Lotto.ie View Post

That's what I get for my kindness. I considered posting a picture of Elron Hubbard.

Might use that as the groups profile pic unless you have any other suggestions,consultant.

**tylerdurden94** · 11-11-10, 03:04

Maury Top 10 just started on Living,

Maurys line just there "could Marcus be the father of the baby with just ONE testicle?"

**sligoboi** · 11-11-10, 03:05

May want to edit that quote Gayl..I mean Creator

**Lord Sir Banter** · 11-11-10, 03:05

Originally posted by Gaylord View Post

Might use that as the groups profile pic unless you have any other suggestions,consultant.

Use this imo:

**Icarus152** · 11-11-10, 03:08

Originally posted by sligboi View Post

May want to edit that quote Gayl..I mean Creator

Which one?

**Carl_Morrissey** · 11-11-10, 03:09

2nd tonight in Jackpot 45 freeze. Last 3 tourneys 1st,1st,2nd. Pretty pissed about not winning tonight had pretty much all the chips, oh well. €2,500 from €90 is a nice ROI but I'm still complaining about running bad, I enjoy it.

**sligoboi** · 11-11-10, 03:10

Originally posted by Gaylord View Post

Which one?

You left the pic in when you quoted my post. No biggie but just thought I'd tell you

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