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Originally posted by Fuzzy Logic View Post
'customers who bought this book have also bought 'insert book'.
What book though?
Tough one though, hard to comment without knowing the content of the book.
Piece about the author here.
Most people incorrectly seem to believe that paedophiles and molesters are one and the same. (reading amazon comments)Last edited by Lord Sir Banter; 11-11-10, 00:18.X can be anything, any number, that is what’s CRAZY about X.
Because X doesn’t roll like that, because X can’t be pinned down!
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Originally posted by Silver-Tiger View PostDid anybody else see what Joey Barton done? what an absolute excuse of a man. He's bee given the privelege of still playing premier league football after all he's done and he goes back to being an absolute thug.
+from same game, anyone who wants to know why top flight football is now shite, just need to look at the Newcastle goal
Andy Carrol, thats Centre Forward Andy Carrol, left standing on his own at the side edge of the peno area, for a free kick
kick taken, he runs in, free header
you honestly would not see it in the Phoenix park (to paraphrase eamo)
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Originally posted by dannydiamond View PostWhat did he do now?
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Originally posted by Elshambo View PostKing James Proddy Bible, cut the catlicks a bit of slackX can be anything, any number, that is what’s CRAZY about X.
Because X doesn’t roll like that, because X can’t be pinned down!
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Originally posted by Fuzzy Logic View PostI heard it was because he got picked over Barton for this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dl0aIVc27iAProfit before people.
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Originally posted by Fuzzy Logic View PostI heard it was because he got picked over Barton for this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dl0aIVc27iAWe are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act, but a habit.
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Originally posted by Starvin Marvin View PostHas Full Tilt just gone down??"I can’t find anyone who agrees with what I write or think these days, so I guess I must be getting closer to the truth." - Hunter S. Thompson
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Originally posted by AndyFB View PostYeah gone for me. Thought it was my internets but if you're not able to connect too then something's broken. Just scooped a huge pot too, hope it got credited to my account!
Back now i think, may give it 20 to calm down i think.Originally posted by ArmaniJeansI like this heat - some proper music innit.
None of the 'black disabled lesbian warbling backwards' stuff that the other players inflicted on me.
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Originally posted by dannydiamond View PostNo interruptions for me, unless you playing a tournie and they call that a 'break'.
Are you heading to Barrys on Sat Mick?
Yeah looking forward to it, you playing yeah?Originally posted by ArmaniJeansI like this heat - some proper music innit.
None of the 'black disabled lesbian warbling backwards' stuff that the other players inflicted on me.
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A far better email leaked from PwC:
"Today is my last day at PwC. I haven't sent this to everyone because what would be the point? Why do people send their leaving emails to everyone? We didn't care about you then and we certainly don't care about you now. I still presume hardly any of you knew me, which is good because I'm rubbish at audit, so I wouldn't have helped your stellar careers."
It is believed that Mr Jenkins joined the auditor three years ago as a university graduate. He would have been earning up to £30,000 as a trainee chartered accountant on a three-year training contract.
After attacking his colleagues, Mr Jenkins then turned his fire on the decor at his City office, saying: "I've also learned how not to decorate an office - green and orange block colour walls with business buzz phrases on. 'Find your space', 'always add value' etc. Where do these terrible phrases come from? Is there a team of people lurking about in Embankment Place whose only duty is to pump out corporate drivel?
"Oh yah Rupert, I like 'diversify your outlook'"
"Fantastic, fantastic, let's roll it out"
"I'll action that"
"By close of play?"
"Oh, absolutely."
"What does it mean, though?"
"Hm. Fantastic point, we'll have to revolutionise outside the box on this one, I can tell."
"Touch base on this a-sap?"
"Rather.""
Mr Jenkins was equally scathing about events attended by PwC management.
He said: "I look forward immensely to never having to attend an event in which Our Beloved Leaders stand up and tell us we've massively exceeded budget, so in reward we get no bonuses and instead we get the treat of listening to Coldplay while quotes from the greatest leaders of our times are played across a screen. Dare we be different? Not really. What we dare to do is stick out 3 years until we get the ACA and we can leave. Except me, obviously. I got fired. Whoops."
Signing off, he made his intense dislike of many of his colleagues clear, saying: "So, those of you I'm not actually friends with, I hope we'll all continue to manage avoiding staying in touch. I have a personal email, so if you want to send me anything (I can't imagine why you would), just guess it. If it's meant to be, I'll get it. I'm also on Facebook but I hate it. I'm sure you've got real friends of your own and I'd prefer if you left me alone quite frankly. If we ever talked (doubtful, I avoided anyone that looked like they might give me some work), add away.
"I've left some treats in the group area.
Not really.
Bye forever xxx."
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Originally posted by Gaylord View PostKev's sense of humour + Icarus152 = Gaylord.X can be anything, any number, that is what’s CRAZY about X.
Because X doesn’t roll like that, because X can’t be pinned down!
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Originally posted by Fuzzy Logic View PostA far better email leaked from PwC:
"Today is my last day at PwC. I haven't sent this to everyone because what would be the point? Why do people send their leaving emails to everyone? We didn't care about you then and we certainly don't care about you now. I still presume hardly any of you knew me, which is good because I'm rubbish at audit, so I wouldn't have helped your stellar careers."
It is believed that Mr Jenkins joined the auditor three years ago as a university graduate. He would have been earning up to £30,000 as a trainee chartered accountant on a three-year training contract.
After attacking his colleagues, Mr Jenkins then turned his fire on the decor at his City office, saying: "I've also learned how not to decorate an office - green and orange block colour walls with business buzz phrases on. 'Find your space', 'always add value' etc. Where do these terrible phrases come from? Is there a team of people lurking about in Embankment Place whose only duty is to pump out corporate drivel?
"Oh yah Rupert, I like 'diversify your outlook'"
"Fantastic, fantastic, let's roll it out"
"I'll action that"
"By close of play?"
"Oh, absolutely."
"What does it mean, though?"
"Hm. Fantastic point, we'll have to revolutionise outside the box on this one, I can tell."
"Touch base on this a-sap?"
"Rather.""
Mr Jenkins was equally scathing about events attended by PwC management.
He said: "I look forward immensely to never having to attend an event in which Our Beloved Leaders stand up and tell us we've massively exceeded budget, so in reward we get no bonuses and instead we get the treat of listening to Coldplay while quotes from the greatest leaders of our times are played across a screen. Dare we be different? Not really. What we dare to do is stick out 3 years until we get the ACA and we can leave. Except me, obviously. I got fired. Whoops."
Signing off, he made his intense dislike of many of his colleagues clear, saying: "So, those of you I'm not actually friends with, I hope we'll all continue to manage avoiding staying in touch. I have a personal email, so if you want to send me anything (I can't imagine why you would), just guess it. If it's meant to be, I'll get it. I'm also on Facebook but I hate it. I'm sure you've got real friends of your own and I'd prefer if you left me alone quite frankly. If we ever talked (doubtful, I avoided anyone that looked like they might give me some work), add away.
"I've left some treats in the group area.
Not really.
Bye forever xxx."
Friend used to work an office job. Cards are passed around to be signed when people leave as standard. One particular week , someone in the office was due to be finishing on the Friday.
She gets handed a card and starts to write 'Sorry you're leaving...', stops momentarily to confirm with the card bearer; 'This is for David, right?'.
'Oh no, it's for Jessica's son, he has been diagnosed with cancer.'
X can be anything, any number, that is what’s CRAZY about X.
Because X doesn’t roll like that, because X can’t be pinned down!
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Originally posted by Gaylord View PostWhat will I call it?Circle of trust
IPB'ers against abuse at the hands of out of control admins.X can be anything, any number, that is what’s CRAZY about X.
Because X doesn’t roll like that, because X can’t be pinned down!
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Originally posted by Hegzy View PostHow genuine does this seem?
SPOILER
Hi,
Thank you for the fast reply.
I am willing to proceed with the transaction now and pay you £420
which include p&p.kindly login to your paypal account and select the
request money button located at the top of your paypal account
homepage and send the money request directly to my paypal account id
which is fionahales_1977@yahoo.co.uk so that i can submit payment to
you via paypal right now as paypal is safe, fast and easy to send and
receive money online. If you don't have a paypal account just login to
www.paypal.com and set up your paypal account, after setting up your
paypal account you locate the request money button located at the top
of your paypal account home page, use it to request money directly
from my paypal account which is fionahales_1977@yahoo.co.uk once I
receive your money request from paypal, I will submit payment to you
via paypal asap.
Get back asap.
Fiona Hales.
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Originally posted by Hegzy View PostYeah i no but weird that they choose Paypal when it's meant to be a safer way to pay.
Like I said, paypal guarantee the cash, so you'll always have it first
Do you have their address?
Play along and tell them that you got an email from paypal, proof of postage etc,
Send something fake, but mark the value of it really high. So that they get stung for duty at customs. (this assumes they are overseas, which is a guess )
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Originally posted by Hegzy View PostHow genuine does this seem?
SPOILER
Hi,
Thank you for the fast reply.
I am willing to proceed with the transaction now and pay you £420
which include p&p.kindly login to your paypal account and select the
request money button located at the top of your paypal account
homepage and send the money request directly to my paypal account id
which is fionahales_1977@yahoo.co.uk so that i can submit payment to
you via paypal right now as paypal is safe, fast and easy to send and
receive money online. If you don't have a paypal account just login to
www.paypal.com and set up your paypal account, after setting up your
paypal account you locate the request money button located at the top
of your paypal account home page, use it to request money directly
from my paypal account which is fionahales_1977@yahoo.co.uk once I
receive your money request from paypal, I will submit payment to you
via paypal asap.
Get back asap.
Fiona Hales.
His exact blurb is listed on this site as a scam http://thidaa.wordpress.com/
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Garda lost and found
Some good loot in there.
Originally posted by Gaylord View PostDone,how do I put it up for others to join so I can start a thread?X can be anything, any number, that is what’s CRAZY about X.
Because X doesn’t roll like that, because X can’t be pinned down!
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Originally posted by RoadSweeper View Postalways google the email - name
His exact blurb is listed on this site as a scam http://thidaa.wordpress.com/
SPOILERThanks for the mail, i agreed with the price and condition of the item
so, i will like to buy it urgently. I would have come and check it and
pick it up but i'am presently out of town till Xmas period. So i will
offer you £350 including the shipping of the item to my address in
London and i will like to get you paid via PayPal. Kindly get back to
me with your full name and PayPal account or you should send me PayPal
money request so as to make the payment right away.
SPOILERHi there,
The extra money is to cover the postage and packaging as I am
currently on duty inside a ship at the sea in UK as a naval officer.
I am actually buying the item for my son who is currently working with
a company abroad
My son's Address is
Engr.Osagie James
16 Oluyole estate,ring road,
Ibadan, Oyo state
23402, Nigeria.
He is presently an Electrical Engineer in one Telecommunication
Company overthere.
Kindly ship the Item directly to him via royal mail international
signed for. Mark the package as a gift item with the note "A GIFT FROM
YOUR MUM" boldly written on the body of the package. I look forward to
receive your money request through paypal soon so that I can deposit
funds to your account.
Thanks and nice buying from you.
Fiona Hales.
SPOILERHello Mate,
I have just sent the payment of £380 to you right now and the money has been deducted from my account immediately, while i have also received the receipt of payment from the PayPal. I hope you must have received the payment Confirmation mail from PayPal by now. So please do get back to me as soon as you received the payment confirmation mail from PayPal. Kindly get the item shipped STRICTLY via Royal Mail NOT Parcle Force Service.
NOTE: INSIST YOU WANT TO GET THE ITEM SHIPPED VIA ROYAL MAIL (FIRST CLASS) NOT PARCEL FORCE AT ALL.
Adam Danvers
48 flat 17 parkstreet
Luton,
Lu1 3ET
United Kingdom.
Please check your inbox/junk mail to see the Paypal payment confirmation mail from PayPal, provided you have not received it yet and get back to me asap.
Anticipate A Favourable Response From You Soon.
Nice doing business with you.
Best Regards.
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Originally posted by Lotto.ie View PostOfficial Head Marshall of Waterford Gay Pride Festival 2015
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Originally posted by Gaylord View PostI don't need your permission,it's my group,you're a mere consultant.X can be anything, any number, that is what’s CRAZY about X.
Because X doesn’t roll like that, because X can’t be pinned down!
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Originally posted by Gaylord View PostGotcha,can you check if you can access my own FB page?It should be private,I'm the creator obv
The Creator
X can be anything, any number, that is what’s CRAZY about X.
Because X doesn’t roll like that, because X can’t be pinned down!
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Originally posted by Gaylord View PostI may upgrade you're status at a later date.
I shall ignore this blasphemy,for now..X can be anything, any number, that is what’s CRAZY about X.
Because X doesn’t roll like that, because X can’t be pinned down!
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Originally posted by Gaylord View PostMight use that as the groups profile pic unless you have any other suggestions,consultant.
X can be anything, any number, that is what’s CRAZY about X.
Because X doesn’t roll like that, because X can’t be pinned down!
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