Bad beat/Moan/Venting Thread - BBV Archive 1

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[The Aul Switcharoo]

Jackass 3D is fucking hilarious

Watching this next Wednesday, can't wait! We have a plan to make it even better. 6 cans before we go in and the aul crouching tiger, hidden naggin crack. Then head into town

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[6starpool]

1st Lloyd bans someone and now this. Things have gotten pretty boardsie around here since Steo died.

Take it to helpdesk. No back seat modding. Infraction given.

Keep on topic

etc, etc

[coillcam]

Just saw Stephen Hunt is back in the Irish squad to play Norway. Still no place for Stokes though, I have only seen some clips of him in action for Celtic this year and he is playing decent enough stuff. Anyone reckon he deserves a shot at gettting back in the squad?

http://www.football365.com/story/0,17033,8652_6488718,00.html

Squad: S Given (Manchester City), K Westwood (Coventry); J O'Shea (Manchester United), S Coleman (Everton), R Dunne (Aston Villa), S St Ledger (Preston), G Cunningham (Manchester City/on loan at Leicester), K Foley (Wolves), P McShane (Hull), K Kilbane (Hull), S Kelly (Fulham), D O'Dea (Ipswich), M Wilson (Stoke); D Gibson (Manchester United), G Whelan (Stoke), P Green (Derby), L Lawrence (Portsmouth), S Hunt (Wolves), A McGeady (Spartak Moscow), K Treacy (Preston), D Duff (Fulham), K Fahey (Birmingham); J Walters (Stoke), R Keane (Tottenham), K Doyle (Wolves), C Folan (Hull), S Long (Reading).

[Sledgejammer]

Didn't Trap promise lots of experimentation for the Norway match...? Don't really see it there, and no Wes Hoolahan means no hope for this team.

[Emmet]

tmi hitch!

[bp_me]

If she is in college no note is required.

No note required but we generally take attendance and students routinely provide medical certs to the school offices. Obviously this only really becomes relevant to poor performing students at exam board time.

It would be worth sending an email to course leader and any lecturers missed on the day in question explaining the reason for absence.

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[bp_me]

^^^ you think?! My God, have been thinking about it non-stop for the last two weeks

FFS. Stop thinking and take a trip to the chemist.

[The Situation]

1st Lloyd bans someone and now this. Things have gotten pretty boardsie around here since Steo died.

Yeah I think they've let the success of the site go to their heads, if they just took a minute from their regular cocaine feuled award ceramony afterparty's and wild sex orgies with Amanda Brunker and Glenda Gilson, they would remember it was us plebs that got them were they are today!

[Angry-Ball]

1st Lloyd bans someone and now this. Things have gotten pretty boardsie around here since Steo died.

yeah

mmmmnnnnmmmmnn(makes deep rumbling muttering sounds just loud enough so as that you know there is an air of disscontent in the room)

[Zuroph]

^^^ you think?! My God, have been thinking about it non-stop for the last two weeks

not at 2am this morning though...

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[6starpool]

Cheers! She tried it a week ago and turned up negative. Think she's a bit too worried to try it again. meh, if there is a kid about to enter the world then that's excellent, and if there isn't then so be it.

/ just a bit concerned that haven't fcked enough women in order to settle down. For example, really haven't fcked enough Chinese women. And have a minimal number of African women in the scoresheet. There's no Indians and that's 20 percent of the world's population.

So a bun in the oven will stop you philandering you think? tbh, if you are still doing it in your current loved up situation, then you will still do it regardless imo. Much as we all love hearing about the shenanigans, it isn't very cool unless ye have an understanding about such things.

[Trippie]

Random number calling me today,normally dont answer as they're normally looking for money. answered today for some reason.

Ship the job interview and interest in work visa

[Icarus152]

Take it to helpdesk. No back seat modding. Infraction given.

Keep on topic

etc, etc

Unfortunately Dom,Angry ball's recent ban has been another step up in sliding down a slippery slope.After much discussion and with great regret,The Ball and I have decided to leave IPB and start our own site.

We feel the needs of our poker community will be best served at our own site run by poker players for poker players called IrishPokerBalls.com.

[KevIRL]

For those that dont venture outside the BBV. We've been nominated for a Golden Spider award. Its people's choice so go and vote, and vote often!

http://www.eircomspiders.ie/peoples_choice.php

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[coillcam]

Didn't Trap promise lots of experimentation for the Norway match...? Don't really see it there, and no Wes Hoolahan means no hope for this team.

I'd love to see Wes getting a decent chance too. He is fantastic to watch as well. It'd be savage if he got a run in the premier league as when is bothered he can dance all over the defenses in the championship. It would be interesting to see how he would fare in a better league. I remember seeing him play unbelievable stuff (for a LoI player at the time) vs Deportivo La Coruna and Steaua Bucharest a few years back in the CL qualifiers.

There are no real "new" or surprise additions to that Ireland squad bar Coleman and Walters which are no brainers and not shocking obv. Maybe Stephen Reid might be coaxed back out of retirement too if he keeps fit and turning out for WBA.

[connie147]

Beat: Should be on my way to the Maldron for JP's game right now. Instead, I'm stuck in a hospital ward with a fcuking drip stuck in my arm and told I wont be out till tueasday. (I tried reasoning with the doc that he could let me out on friday and Id return on Monday, but he wasnt having it)

Brag: The bons secure hospital in Tralee is more like a 4**** hotel than a hospital. The staff here are tremendous.

Brag2--There cant be a better place to play online poker. Concentration is a gimme and zero interuptions. Bagged the EMOP Malta package (for €2.600 package) last night surrounded by some fit nurses who were infatuated by online poker. Every cloud has a silver lining and all that!!

GL to all playing in JP's game. Wish I was with ye.

Connie

[Angry-Ball]

Unfortunately Dom,Angry ball's recent ban has been another step up in sliding down a slippery slope.After much discussion and with great regret,The Ball and I have decided to leave IPB and start our own site.

We feel the needs of our poker community will be best served at our own site run by poker players for poker players called IrishPokerBalls.com.

or www.pokerisaballs.com

[6starpool]

Unfortunately Dom,Angry ball's recent ban has been another step up in sliding down a slippery slope.After much discussion and with great regret,The Ball and I have decided to leave IPB and start our own site.

We feel the needs of our poker community will be best served at our own site run by poker players for poker players called IrishPokerBalls.com.

Wouldn't gaypokerballs.com be better give the 2 lads involved?

[CHDad]

or www.pokerisaballs.com

Welcome back.

[Lazare]

yeah, that's a reasonable enough comment.

But don't actually do anything much in reality, and did mention the coke+hookers (+ bubble bath!) situation over the summer to the gf. I honestly wouldn't do anything to hurt her, despite my occasional intentions to the contrary.

Harems should be morally legal imo, how come walrus' get away with it?

[Angry-Ball]

yeah, that's a reasonable enough comment.

But don't actually do anything much in reality, and did mention the coke+hookers (+ bubble bath!) situation over the summer to the gf. I honestly wouldn't do anything to hurt her, despite my occasional intentions to the contrary.

iam confussed

so your adventures and stories of wild orgies and drunk out of yer mind....is all lies?

i feel cheated

[Angry-Ball]

Unfortunately Dom,Angry ball's recent ban has been another step up in sliding down a slippery slope.After much discussion and with great regret,The Ball and I have decided to leave IPB and start our own site.

We feel the needs of our poker community will be best served at our own site run by poker players for poker players called IrishPokerBalls.com.

oh yeah

just before we get started 3 simple words ARE YOU GAY?

[Angry-Ball]

Wouldn't gaypokerballs.com be better give the 2 lads involved?

that is low man
shoestring low

SPOILER

not that i would be ever tying my shoes in front of icarus

[Lazare]

Fried baby potatos with chorizo, bout to stuff the boat race with these babys....

[The Aul Switcharoo]

Fried baby potatos with chorizo, bout to stuff the boat race with these babys....

Put a bitta tin foil around em and throw them up on done deal. Guaranteed 20 dolla

[Angry-Ball]

what site is in direct competition with ebay?
offering the same service and choice of products, or does one exist even?

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[KevIRL]

^^^ wow, that's a slightly drunken post - going to stop now!

Considering how things have gone recently, you'll easily pick up a ban for stopping.

I do not have the same morals as Dom

[Keane]

Ban HH for the rest of the night for his own protection IMO.

[Emmet]

Someone needs to alert Raoul at home, this is what he asked for earlier!

anyone else need domestic advice after I've sorted out Keane and careca?

I'm here all morning

[KevIRL]

Ban HH for the rest of the night for his own protection IMO.

[Emmet]

Ban HH for the rest of the night for his own protection IMO.

Ban this nutter now!

No words of common sense are to be uttered in here on a Friday evening!

more alcohol and posts are needed

(by all!)

[Zosma]

Cheers! She tried it a week ago and turned up negative. Think she's a bit too worried to try it again. meh, if there is a kid about to enter the world then that's excellent, and if there isn't then so be it.

/ just a bit concerned that haven't fcked enough women in order to settle down. For example, really haven't fcked enough Chinese women. And have a minimal number of African women in the scoresheet. There's no Indians and that's 20 percent of the world's population.

I misread this as spreadsheet, For some reason I wasn't surprised to think that you kept a spreadsheet broken down by age, race, hair color, tit size..........

[KevIRL]

FC United of Manchester live in the FA Cup first round tonight on ESPN, playing Rochdale

[Emmet]

@ Hitchhiker

Did the 3some idea ever come into Fruition?

[chips1234]

FC United of Manchester live in the FA Cup first round tonight on ESPN, playing Rochdale

what station ???

[Keane]

Espn

[CHDad]

what station ???

TV3...

[chips1234]

TV3...

lolz FU

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[CHDad]

Well, actually discussed it with the gf and she was excited by the idea as well. She then chatted about it to the 'target' girl but she got a boyfriend in the meantime despite being generally amenable to the idea. Think we need to find someone else. Add me on facebook (on my gmail address) to check out the girl - Russian name beginning with D. Think it might end up with girl - Russian name beginning with I, as she is a bit more adventurous and has been sending me fairly crazy emails.

Keep drinking, more posting.

[Trippie]

was just talking to my mam.

guy came into one of the branches today.

id like to make a withdrawal please.
sure says the teller, how much would ye like.
12 million please.

[Lazare]

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[Emmet]

@hitch,

struggling to find you, there's only one of me, so you add me!

[Guest]

Beat: Should be on my way to the Maldron for JP's game right now. Instead, I'm stuck in a hospital ward with a fcuking drip stuck in my arm and told I wont be out till tueasday. (I tried reasoning with the doc that he could let me out on friday and Id return on Monday, but he wasnt having it)

Brag: The bons secure hospital in Tralee is more like a 4**** hotel than a hospital. The staff here are tremendous.

Brag2--There cant be a better place to play online poker. Concentration is a gimme and zero interuptions. Bagged the EMOP Malta package (for €2.600 package) last night surrounded by some fit nurses who were infatuated by online poker. Every cloud has a silver lining and all that!!

GL to all playing in JP's game. Wish I was with ye.

Connie

Upon reading various posts of yours I am seriously considering breaking my
"I can't be arsed playing live" rule, just so I can randomly doss up to you and hand you a pint

How amenable is the gf to four balls?

Look, shuushhh, don't tell him the real reason for her agreeing to any and all his shenanigans

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[The Situation]

Aidan O'Brien has got a horse going in the next two Breeders Cup races, both have really good chances, hopefully he'll ping one of them.

[Iago]

/ just a bit concerned that haven't fcked enough women in order to settle down. For example, really haven't fcked enough Chinese women. And have a minimal number of African women in the scoresheet. There's no Indians and that's 20 percent of the world's population.

This is an interesting point, what exactly is enough women anyway? The only answer imo is "there's no such thing"

If there were no consequences or issues I'd happily sleep with every woman I possibly could, given that it's not the case it comes down to a simple what I lose v's what I gain decision and I don't see there being a time when what I gain outscores what I lose anymore.

That would of course be put sorely to the test if Angelina Jolie, Scarlett Johansson or Eva Mendes where to land in my lap some evening

[Zosma]

Came through, and added you just there.

Check out D and I - reasonably good looking opportunities!

lol, one of them had their dad buy them a £1.5million apartment so they could be comfortable in London.

You know the rules, its not fair to keep mentioning and not post pics for those of us who live vicariously through you.

[Angry-Ball]

Ban this nutter now!

No words of common sense are to be uttered in here on a Friday evening!

more alcohol and posts are needed

(by all!)

good idea imo
think i will start drinking and playing $50 and $100 stt's ftw

thank this post if ye think its a good idea

[tylerdurden94]

Decided to play JP's game, El Tren please guide me

[KevIRL]

Decided to play JP's game, El Tren please guide me

GL Danny fly in the face of any alleged BBV curse. Crush souls

[Icarus152]

Wouldn't gaypokerballs.com be better give the 2 lads involved?

Oh dear.

oh yeah

just before we get started 3 simple words ARE YOU GAY?

Why?are you asking me out?

[chips1234]

really quicky can anyone find a stream for 21.30 at churchhill downs ??