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You lack adequate seating in your abode.
Scandalous accusation tbf.
This one has a drink holder, pretty nifty imo.Last edited by Lord Sir Banter; 05-11-10, 10:09.X can be anything, any number, that is what’s CRAZY about X.
Because X doesn’t roll like that, because X can’t be pinned down!
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Originally posted by tylerdurden94 View PostYou should watch Survivor some of the best tv reality stuff going 21 seasons in and its still great, obviously they took some different lines in the run of the show bringing in a few different bits and bobs.
Survivor Samoa is one of my favourites if you get the chance to check it out.
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OZjHjJToVo[/ame]People say I should be more humble I hope they understand, they don't listen when you mumble
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Originally posted by tylerdurden94 View PostCheers thou man, was thinking about doing a new deconstruction thread the last while.
Danny you should defo do one of these. Those threads were always excellent.You are technically correct...the best kind of correct
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Originally posted by Kayroo View PostThis is a great idea. I'd happily do another one now that I've played with a hell of a lot more IPBers than the last one I did.
Danny you should defo do one of these. Those threads were always excellent.
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Originally posted by Bubbleking View Post+1 I think iv played with enough people here to have my game torn to shreadsYou are technically correct...the best kind of correct
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Originally posted by careca View PostThe missus is approaching the big 40 soon. As per usual haven't a clue what to buy her, so I googled 40th Birthday presents.
this one came up. I wonder would she be happy with it.
40th Pint Glass £9.99
A gorgeous, stylish and useful 40th keepsake!
The lovely 40 Pint Glass holds up to a pint of her favourite beer! Beautifully decorated the glass is hand painted in the U.K. in black relief line infilled with grey/cream with the numbers 4 and 0 in each square. Fully washable, it comes with a card of authenticity and has the painters' initials on the base of the glass. Perfect for enjoying a beer or two on any occasion!
Ensure that your gift is presented beautifully! Simply add to your basket now, and you can select Gift Wrap from just £2.99 from the next screen.
The fact that the numbers 4 and 0 are in their own square and that its fully washable nearly sold if for me.
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Originally posted by Lotto.ie View PostHow do we know he had 1.5 buyins in his account?
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no gloom and doom today (we're fucked; you know it, I know it and the rest of the world sure as shit knows it)
how can I possibly be gloomy when the prospect of free cheese is dancing before my eyes? I can see the queues forming outside Sheridans now."We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."
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Is it 'cause I iz hungover I find silly thing so amusing?.
Had breakfast with some loonie females this morning, one of them was bitching about another one who she described as thick as two planks, as she said this she banged her fist on a thin metal cabinet. I said hmmm that's quite ironic and laughed. The girl pipes up. Are you insinuating I'm thick also? About as thick as that metal counter cabinet you just hit with your fist. blank stare. I got a fit of the giggles whilst her majesty was 'not amused'. Hmm yeah probably the drink.
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Originally posted by Iago View PostThe Irish Economy forum on boards is pretty tilting stuff.
I mean in theory I know that the world is mostly populated by muppets and idiots but the sheer scale of it depresses me thoroughly."We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."
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Originally posted by Raoul Duke III View Postno gloom and doom today (we're fucked; you know it, I know it and the rest of the world sure as shit knows it)
how can I possibly be gloomy when the prospect of free cheese is dancing before my eyes? I can see the queues forming outside Sheridans now.X can be anything, any number, that is what’s CRAZY about X.
Because X doesn’t roll like that, because X can’t be pinned down!
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Originally posted by Lotto.ie View PostYou strike me more as an EasiSingles kind of fellow.
that cheeky bovine smirk gets me every time
it's either that or Babybels. And don't even get me started on cheese strings!"We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."
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Who is more of a goer, the Cadbury's caramel rabbit or the Laughing Cow cow?X can be anything, any number, that is what’s CRAZY about X.
Because X doesn’t roll like that, because X can’t be pinned down!
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Originally posted by Raoul Duke III View Postno gloom and doom today (we're fucked; you know it, I know it and the rest of the world sure as shit knows it)
how can I possibly be gloomy when the prospect of free cheese is dancing before my eyes? I can see the queues forming outside Sheridans now.
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Originally posted by carlop View PostTraining exercise for the Europa League final IMO. I'd say the loudest cheers for the Gerrard goals last night came from Garda HQ. I doubt this lot would be quite as easy to push back.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVczsnRuOyg
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Nice lunch deal, Stunt's money is going to his favourite Irish chef. http://www.citydeal.ie/deals/dublin
Today's deal: €18 instead of €33 for a three course lunch and a glass of prosecco at Michelin Starred chef Conrad Gallagher's restaurant Salon des Saveurs - Save 45%Hunter S Thompson 1937-2005 - "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro"
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Muslim suicide bombers in Britain are set to begin a three-day strike on
Monday in a dispute over the number of virgins they are entitled to in
the afterlife. Emergency talks with Al Qaeda have so far failed to
produce an agreement.
The unrest began last Tuesday when Al Qaeda announced the number of
virgins a suicide bomber would receive after his death will be cut by
25% beginning July 1 from 72 to only 60. The rationale for the cut was
the increase in recent years of the number of suicide bombings and a
subsequent shortage of virgins in the afterlife.
The suicide bombers' union, the British Organization of Occupational
Martyrs (or /BOOM/) responded with a statement this is unacceptable to
its members and immediately balloted for strike action. General
Secretary Abdullah Amir told the press, "Our members are literally
working themselves to death in the cause of Jihad. We don't ask for
much in return but to be treated like this is like a kick in the teeth".
Speaking from his shed in Tipton in the West Midlands in which he
currently resides, Al Qaeda chief executive Osama Black bin Liner
explained, "We sympathize with our workers' concerns but Al Qaeda is
simply not in a position to meet their demands. They are simply not
accepting the realities of modern-day Jihad in a competitive marketplace.
Thanks to Western depravity, there is now a chronic shortage of virgins
in the afterlife. It's a straight choice between reducing expenditure
and laying people off. I don't like cutting wages but I'd hate to have
to tell 3000 of my staff they won't be able to blow themselves up."
Spokespersons for the union in the North East of England, Ireland , Wales
and the entire *Australian* continent stated the strike would not affect
their operations as "There are no virgins in their areas anyway".
Apparently the drop in the number of suicide bombings has been put down
to the emergence of a Scottish singing star.(SUSAN BOYLE) Now that
Muslims know what a virgin looks like they are not so keen on going to
paradise.
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This mornings news on the radio was just about as surreal as it could get
- Item 1 Flood warnings , the deluge is upon us, get out the sandbags.
- Item 2 Free Cheese for all
- Item 3 We are Fucked and Government is taking 6Bn out of the budget
- Item 4 Government throws in the towel by calling by election.
- Item 5 FG and Labour Says no ned to take 6 Billion oput what we need to do is spend spend spend.
- Item 6 Rest of World believes it will will be Burton and Noonan writing budget and start charging us Credit Card Rates.
- Item 7 A 60 year old man has disappeared with the corpse of his Mother who died three months ago and a coroner has ordered him to return with it. It is believed that he was 'devoted' to his Mother. Obv the only weird thing about this is that he was English and not your normal Kerry mammies boy.
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- Item 1 Flood warnings , the deluge is upon us, get out the sandbags.
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Tony Stewelpeter.
I was talking to you a couple of weeks back at the pokers about a guy I met in Texas that you look like. It's Peter Rowan. He looks more like you in the flesh than here. He had a big book on the poems of Patrick Kavanagh saying he was a huge fan.
* I know he's a bit older than you but feck it so is Helen Mirren
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Originally posted by RasTa View PostNice lunch deal, Stunt's money is going to his favourite Irish chef. http://www.citydeal.ie/deals/dublin"We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."
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Originally posted by Strewelpeter View PostThis mornings news on the radio was just about as surreal as it could get
- Item 1 Flood warnings , the deluge is upon us, get out the sandbags.
- Item 2 Free Cheese for all
- Item 3 We are Fucked and Government is taking 6Bn out of the budget
- Item 4 Government throws in the towel by calling by election.
- Item 5 FG and Labour Says no ned to take 6 Billion oput what we need to do is spend spend spend.
- Item 6 Rest of World believes it will will be Burton and Noonan writing budget and start charging us Credit Card Rates.
- Item 7 A 60 year old man has disappeared with the corpse of his Mother who died three months ago and a coroner has ordered him to return with it. It is believed that he was 'devoted' to his Mother. Obv the only weird thing about this is that he was English and not your normal Kerry mammies boy.
"We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."
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- Item 1 Flood warnings , the deluge is upon us, get out the sandbags.
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Originally posted by Strewelpeter View Post- Item 6 Rest of World believes it will will be Burton and Noonan writing budget and start charging us Credit Card Rates.
X can be anything, any number, that is what’s CRAZY about X.
Because X doesn’t roll like that, because X can’t be pinned down!
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- Item 6 Rest of World believes it will will be Burton and Noonan writing budget and start charging us Credit Card Rates.
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Originally posted by Raoul Duke III View PostIT nerds, I think I will treat myself to a new laptop
Dell Studio 17" for €780, yay\nay? cool stuff I should get with it??
What else do you use it for apart from internet?Hunter S Thompson 1937-2005 - "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro"
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Originally posted by RasTa View PostNo need for a 17" laptop imo, stick with a 15" or 13.3" Although do you just leave it at home?
What else do you use it for apart from internet?
I'd use it for work (mainly thin client connection to various sites so no major memory requirements), very occasional bit of online pokah. Nothing heavy-duty."We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."
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Originally posted by MrsFlushdraw View PostThe unrest began last Tuesday when Al Qaeda announced the number of virgins a suicide bomber would receive after his death will be cut by
25% beginning July 1 from 72 to only 60. The rationale for the cut was
the increase in recent years of the number of suicide bombings and a
subsequent shortage of virgins in the afterlife.
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Originally posted by Raoul Duke III View PostMrs Duke likes to watch tv stuff on it so I thought 17 inches would be better?
I'd use it for work (mainly thin client connection to various sites so no major memory requirements), very occasional bit of online pokah. Nothing heavy-duty.
It's a pain in the arse lugging a 17inch around imo.
Or
Hunter S Thompson 1937-2005 - "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro"
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Originally posted by Raoul Duke III View PostIT nerds, I think I will treat myself to a new laptop
Dell Studio 17" for €780, yay\nay? cool stuff I should get with it??
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More bouncy tits.
NSWF:
SPOILERX can be anything, any number, that is what’s CRAZY about X.
Because X doesn’t roll like that, because X can’t be pinned down!
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Originally posted by ionapaul View PostI've got a Studio 17, it is the business - I say go for it if you intend to you it to multi-table or watch any kind of HD video (or even those old fashioned DVD yokes that some people still buy!)
comes to a grand all in with a few toys added, I will run it past the ITgimpguy here for final approval of the specs"We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."
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Originally posted by Solskjaer View Post
unless strewelpeter has radically changed his image in the last couple of months?"We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."
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I always seem to write NSWF and then have to change it to NSFW.X can be anything, any number, that is what’s CRAZY about X.
Because X doesn’t roll like that, because X can’t be pinned down!
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Originally posted by Raoul Duke III View Postshould have gone to specsavers imo
unless strewelpeter has radically changed his image in the last couple of months?
As for specsavers. They are too expensive, I'm going Mr Mcgoo during this recession.
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Originally posted by Lotto.ie View PostWhat does this mean?Originally posted by Raoul Duke III View Postit's garbage imo
FF and Lab have already accepted the need for a 15bn fiscal adjustment over 4 years
Originally posted by Solskjaer View PostTony Stewelpeter.
I was talking to you a couple of weeks back at the pokers about a guy I met in Texas that you look like. It's Peter Rowan. He looks more like you in the flesh than here. He had a big book on the poems of Patrick Kavanagh saying he was a huge fan.
* I know he's a bit older than you but feck it so is Helen Mirren
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdGD54V0DtATurning millions into thousands
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Originally posted by Raoul Duke III View Postshould have gone to specsavers imo
unless strewelpeter has radically changed his image in the last couple of months?Turning millions into thousands
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Originally posted by Strewelpeter View PostWe'll see, the only words out of Noonan today are 'Stimulus Package' and Burton is still saying she can do it leaving SW alone and taxing the 'rich'.
"opposition make unreasonable promises with election looming" shocker!!
I'm shocked I tells ya, shocked"We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."
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Tempted to buy this fog machine and just leave it on in the gaff.
Pity they make me hack a bit and effect the eyes, the ambiance would be good.
Would be good for halloween.X can be anything, any number, that is what’s CRAZY about X.
Because X doesn’t roll like that, because X can’t be pinned down!
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Originally posted by Raoul Duke III View Posthow heavy is it (the Studio 17) btw?
I've had no problems travelling with it as my carry-on luggage, I've brought it abroad a good few times and it isn't going to break your back, but any 17" laptop is bulky obviously.
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