Bad beat/Moan/Venting Thread - BBV Archive 1

[Emmet]

Any Noah and the Whale fans here?

Love this remix

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBeKn_Gd9qs[/ame]

[Lord Sir Banter]

Warning: May contain rant

RTE news was on earlier, they were doing that shit story about the snake that arrived in Northern Ireland in a box of grapes.
Apparently it came 'from Europe'.
Going to have to inform that Ireland is in Europe. Fucking plonkers.

As if i wasn't tilted enough by how they alway say 'fin-ance', the minister for 'finnn-ance'. CUNTS. They have a few other weird retarded ways of pronouncing things, can't remember off hand. Is this policy? What retard decided on that?

RTE's live reporters are like snowflakes, you almost never see the same one twice.
I must have seen 50 different ones in the last month, all of them sh1te.
The ones that are regulars are almost all incredibly weird looking with awful, terrible voices.
The hiring policy of the place down through the years requres a tribunal.

It's not just the news that's a problem. RTE also have bizarre looking creatures in front of the camera.
I don't like to disparage people's appearances, it's one of my (few ) pet peeves.
But that doesn't mean I want to see swamp beasts presenting tv shows on the national broadcaster, it's just distracting.
Any sane accountable employeer wouldn't hire them.
It's not like the employees of TV3 give me wood, but they don't make puke a bit in my mouth either like some of the beasts of RTE.

Also, it's not like these people are hideous but the most talented, a lot of them are absolutely fucking dire and should not be in broadcasting whatsoever.

[hotspur]

actually any advice would be greatly appreciated cuz im in good position to win it.

should i play very aggro from here on or just play the way ive been playing?

i have no clue how to play so ive been playing very tight so far.

Aggro. You're richer than God in chips and will never be that far behind equity wise Push that fold / knocking them the f*** out equity.

[Maloney]

i think ive been playing the wrong game of poker all my life.

playing an Omaha tourney 17 left,average stack is 35K and i have 127K.

3.3K for first.

why dont people fold in Omaha ?honestly like,ive been playing maybe one hand ever 15 minutes or so and every one sees this ,but they still dont fold when i bet.

wish me luck.

Gl take it down sn 4 the rail?

[hotspur]

It's not just the news, they have bizarre looking creatures.
I don't like to disparage people's appearances, it's one of my (few ) pet peeves.
But that doesn't mean I want to see swamp beasts presenting tv shows on the national broadcaster, it's just distracting.
Any sane accountable employeer would hire them.
It's not like the employees of TV3 give me wood, but they don't make puke a bit in my mouth either like some of the beasts of RTE.

Did you see the live reporter on RTE news earlier who looked like something out of the 1940s? When I was flicking through I thought it was archive footage. Yer wan in the blue coat and old fashioned black hair. Looked like Ms Doyle.

[oleras]

why dont people fold in Omaha ?honestly like,ive been playing maybe one hand ever 15 minutes or so and every one sees this ,but they still dont fold when i bet.

wish me luck.

For the majority of that hands its a post flop game, and being PL, if you have the chips...see a flop.

[oleras]

Did you see the live reporter on RTE news earlier who looked like something out of the 1940s? When I was flicking through I thought it was archive footage. Yer wan in the blue coat and old fashioned black hair. Looked like Ms Doyle.

stewlpeter has it sky+ i hear !!

[Emmet]

Dear Friday night droolers

Can I have your money too?

This is disgusting - 500bb pot

No-Limit Hold'em, $0.20 BB (6 handed) - Hold'em Manager Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

saw flop | saw showdown

CO ($24.23)
Button ($49.62)
Hero (SB) ($24.35)
BB ($64.40)
UTG ($20)
MP ($20)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 6, K
3 folds, Button bets $0.60, 1 fold, BB raises $1.80, Button calls $1.40

Flop: ($4.10) 4, 9, 4 (2 players)
BB bets $2.05, Button raises $4.10, BB calls $2.05

Turn: ($12.30) 4 (2 players)
BB bets $6.15, Button calls $6.15

River: ($24.60) 3 (2 players)
BB bets $10, Button raises $37.37 (All-In), BB calls $27.37

Total pot: $99.34

Results:
Button had A, 5 (three of a kind, fours).
BB had 6, J (three of a kind, fours).
Outcome: Button won $96.34

Getting very silly here. I can't get into a pot vs these guys!

No-Limit Hold'em, $0.20 BB (5 handed) - Hold'em Manager Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

saw flop | saw showdown

Button ($44.06)
Hero (SB) ($44.35)
BB ($35.52)
UTG ($27.97)
MP ($20)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 6, 7
2 folds, Button bets $0.70, 1 fold, BB raises $2.20, Button calls $1.70

Flop: ($4.90) J, 9, Q (2 players)
BB bets $3, Button raises $6.95, BB raises $9, Button calls $5.05

Turn: ($28.90) 2 (2 players)
BB bets $21.12 (All-In), Button calls $21.12

River: ($71.14) 8 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $71.14

Results:
Button had K, 9 (one pair, nines).
BB had 6, J (one pair, Jacks).
Outcome: BB won $68.14

[hotspur]

Found her. She doesn't look as bad as I thought earlier.

[Lord Sir Banter]

Did you see the live reporter on RTE news earlier who looked like something out of the 1940s? When I was flicking through I thought it was archive footage. Yer wan in the blue coat and old fashioned black hair. Looked like Ms Doyle.

Yes! 'Welcome to the 70's' was what was said when she came on.

[Gholimoli]

final table now .
second in chips.

it's the 9k grtd on FT.

if any one is interested in railing ,i am the one from Ireland with 122K in chips.

[Lord Sir Banter]

Found her. She doesn't look as bad as I thought earlier.

Confirmed time traveller.

[newbie2]

Ahh FFS

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, 55 Tournament, 1250/2500 Blinds 250 Ante (8 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

BB (t90447)
UTG (t180520)
UTG+1 (t61828)
MP1 (t76561)
Hero (MP2) (t36837)
CO (t33296)
Button (t129122)
SB (t85305)

Hero's M: 6.41

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with K, K
3 folds, Hero bets t5450, 2 folds, SB raises to t47500, 1 fold, Hero calls t31137 (All-In)

Flop: (t77674) A, 5, 10 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: (t77674) 6 (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t77674) A (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t77674

Results:
SB had A, 7 (three of a kind, Aces).
Hero had K, K (two pair, Aces and Kings).
Outcome: SB won t77674

[Solskjaer]

This is what happens when the Mary harneys of the Island shag the Brian Cowens,. RTE hire the offspring. Take a walk around Bray there are 1000s of RTE reporter types walking around looking to munch on braains. It mist be confusing at Haloween.

What monster are you dressed as then?
eh what dya mean mister I'm just going to the shops.

[Solskjaer]

final table now .
second in chips.

it's the 9k grtd on FT.

if any one is interested in railing ,i am the one from Ireland with 122K in chips.

good luck crush em. attack attack

[ArmaniJeans]

RTE's live reporters are like snowflakes, you almost never see the same one twice.
I must have seen 50 different ones in the last month, all of them sh1te.
The ones that are regulars are almost all incredibly weird looking with awful, terrible voices.
The hiring policy of the place down through the years requres a tribunal.

I for one am looking forward to the snowflakes of January for more of this RTE presenter and his hat.

[Gholimoli]

lol

gone in 9th after a shocking 3 hands ,i played so bad i deserve to be shut.

[Gholimoli]

good luck crush em. attack attack

attack is bad.

[Flushdraw]

lol

gone in 9th after a shocking 3 hands ,i played so bad i deserve to be shut.

I was just after pulling up the table for some railage and i couldn't see any Irish! Was convinced you were going to be Eagle_Eye tho!

UL gg

[Gholimoli]

I was just after pulling up the table for some railage and i couldn't see any Irish! Was convinced you were going to be Eagle_Eye tho!

UL gg

i was second in chips with alot of play left.
basicallly i just attacked attacked and attacked till i was gone.

[Opr]

Wow the Heat look scary good!

Opr

[Solskjaer]

i was second in chips with alot of play left.
basicallly i just attacked attacked and attacked till i was gone.

WTF who told you to do that 3rd attack

[doke]

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet, Feargal Nealon aka MidniteKowby just shipped the 60K on Ipoker

[peteypop]

Getting very silly here. I can't get into a pot vs these guys!

No-Limit Hold'em, $0.20 BB (5 handed) - Hold'em Manager Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

saw flop | saw showdown

Button ($44.06)
Hero (SB) ($44.35)
BB ($35.52)
UTG ($27.97)
MP ($20)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 6, 7
2 folds, Button bets $0.70, 1 fold, BB raises $2.20, Button calls $1.70

Flop: ($4.90) J, 9, Q (2 players)
BB bets $3, Button raises $6.95, BB raises $9, Button calls $5.05

Turn: ($28.90) 2 (2 players)
BB bets $21.12 (All-In), Button calls $21.12

River: ($71.14) 8 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $71.14

Results:
Button had K, 9 (one pair, nines).
BB had 6, J (one pair, Jacks).
Outcome: BB won $68.14

seriously wtf are u showing these for.
IM not being nasty but who gives a fuck ,with hand historys u are not involved with.
U wasted 10secs of my life reading shit.

[Lurker23]

Heat are walking it at the moment. Never got a chance to trade

[Opr]

Heat are walking it at the moment. Never got a chance to trade

Yeah going to watch the 4th in the Thunder game. Durant lighting it up and its a close game at the moment.

Opr

[Solskjaer]

seriously wtf are u showing these for.
IM not being nasty but who gives a fuck ,with hand historys u are not involved with.
U wasted 10secs of my life reading shit.

it's 5 pink tablets and ONE yellow tablet, never take FIVE yellow tablets. rookie error.

[Gholimoli]

jumped into another Omaha tourney.

im gonna win this one.

say nothing Willie...

[peteypop]

it's 5 pink tablets and ONE yellow tablet, never take FIVE yellow tablets. rookie error.

stick to the olanzapine stay away from the zispin. is that what u are saying.lol

[Opr]

Yeah going to watch the 4th in the Thunder game. Durant lighting it up and its a close game at the moment.

Opr

Awesome end to this. Pistons with the ball 14seconds left and 2 down!

Edit - Boooooooooom they make 3 and Thunder have 7 seconds!!!!!!!!

Thunder bank in the 2 to take it, what a finish.

Opr

[Lurker23]

Awesome end to this. Pistons with the ball 14seconds left and 2 down!

Edit Boooooooooom they make 3 and Thunder have 7 seconds!!!!!!!!

Opr

Great finish.

[Zosma]

Hope ye pricks are happy now.
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAuC1cXysho&feature=watch_response[/ame]


Also this is awesome.
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp6cB7BGj48[/ame]

[cardshark202]

Was playing a 80/30 earlier, kept winning pots off him, rest of table leaves us HU, he says: "I'm gonna get you" which means he ain't leaving til he donates all his dough. Which he kindly did, few hundred bbs ty sir. Second last hand I take 80bbs off him when I value the fuck out of him with 2nd pair, then he wishes me death, so next hand I take the rest of his moneys. Then he wishes cancer on my whole family obv. Nice guy really.

[CHDad]

Was playing a 80/30 earlier, kept winning pots off him, rest of table leaves us HU, he says: "I'm gonna get you" which means he ain't leaving til he donates all his dough. Which he kindly did, few hundred bbs ty sir. Second last hand I take 80bbs off him when I value the fuck out of him with 2nd pair, then he wishes me death, so next hand I take the rest of his moneys. Then he wishes cancer on my whole family obv. Nice guy really.

So fuckin what, you got the droolers monies!

[Gholimoli]

i freaking love Omaha.

avarage stack is 13K and i have 55K .

long way to go though and there is only 1.5K for first in this one.

[40something]

N'uff said

Brag - $4 2r 1a

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[Lord Sir Banter]

Marriage strike

[cardshark202]

So fuckin what, you got the droolers monies!

Oh sorry didn't know it was you.

[Zosma]

i freaking love Omaha.

avarage stack is 13K and i have 55K .

long way to go though and there is only 1.5K for first in this one.

Famous last words

[CHDad]

Oh sorry didn't know it was you.

I'd beat you heads up

[cardshark202]

I'd beat you heads up

I'd beat you hands down

[CHDad]

I'd beat you hands down

Waaaay.

I know, you'd turn me inside out like a bin prob.

[Lord Sir Banter]

Jean Bryne always looks like she is ready to go out on the pull, or has only dropped by briefly to Donnybrook for the weather before heading back out on the town.

Some goer.











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[CHDad]

Mad what makeup and shit can do, shes a munter.

[Lord Sir Banter]

Munter? Ah no. She isn't 18 anymore dude.

[CHDad]

Thought cardshark would be back with more banter. Boo.

[Gholimoli]

i freaking love Omaha.

avarage stack is 13K and i have 55K .

long way to go though and there is only 1.5K for first in this one.

made the final table and went out in 9th again.

this time i just got unlucky(i think).

i had 100K and blinds were 1500/3000

folded to me on the button and i make it 6K with Ac4dd7c7s

SB folds and BB makes it 20K and has me covered.

i call????should i call ot fold here ???

flop Ad 2c 6c

BB leads for pot and i go all in ???

good or bad play?

BB had AK68 and got a K as well on the river and i missed and went out.

appreacite any feedback on the play.

lol Omaha...i have played 3touneys in my life and made final tables in all of them.

time to take up Durrrrrr on his challenge me thinks.

[Hitchhiker's Guide To...]

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[Solskjaer]

crawled out of bed for this one

All Blacks v Aussies live now on SS

[Icarus152]

Jean Bryne always looks like she is ready to go out on the pull, or has only dropped by briefly to Donnybrook for the weather before heading back out on the town.

Some goer.

[Icarus152]

Transfer to being a girl nearly complete.

[ x] Will pay for pictures.

[Bubbleking]

seriously wtf are u showing these for.
IM not being nasty but who gives a fuck ,with hand historys u are not involved with.
U wasted 10secs of my life reading shit.

lol chill dude - although time of post suggests drunken postaments

Was playing a 80/30 earlier, kept winning pots off him, rest of table leaves us HU, he says: "I'm gonna get you" which means he ain't leaving til he donates all his dough. Which he kindly did, few hundred bbs ty sir. Second last hand I take 80bbs off him when I value the fuck out of him with 2nd pair, then he wishes me death, so next hand I take the rest of his moneys. Then he wishes cancer on my whole family obv. Nice guy really.

I always play the super aids card - villain needs to move up levels

[Strewelpeter]

RTE are an Equal opportunity employer. They don't care if it is your father , Mother, Uncle or Aunt that is already working there.

[KevIRL]

RTE are an Equal opportunity employer. They don't care if it is your father , Mother, Uncle or Aunt that is already working there.

One of their greatest ever does his final match tonight. Thanks for all the good times Micheál Ó Muircheartaigh, legend.


Urrrrgh really wish I hadnt signed up to go to the International Rules now. All I want to do is lounge about at home for the day watching sport on the TV.

[Strewelpeter]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZ1lc6KASWg&feature=player_embedded[/ame]

[The C Kid]

Cracking finish to the rugby.

[Solskjaer]

brillaint game. Worth getting up for. wowser.

ballsy kick by O'connor at the end

[RasTa]

Transfer to being a girl nearly complete.
(did hear really good things about it though!)[/SIZE]

G'wan then, ordered for myself. I did get this 2 years ago and thought it was excellent.

[ame]http://www.amazon.co.uk/Jamies-Ministry-Food-Anyone-Learn/dp/0718148622/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1288434106&sr=8-3[/ame]

[Strewelpeter]

whoever was looking for the costume for this year, its probably too late but this is the winner IMO

[Jackyback]

Heading into Dublin for a relaxing day with the missus with no kids!!! Great deal for the La Stampa Hotel, looking forward to catching a flick, lunch, dinner a few drinks and pretending we are teenagers again