Bad beat/Moan/Venting Thread - BBV Archive 1

[Guest]

Don't forget the clocks go back this weekend.. One of my earliest memories is thinking people had to return the clocks to the shops to be fixed for some reason.
Why doesn't our clock go back? I'd say to the mother. It did go back she'd say. However I was monitoring it very closely and it went nowhere. I wondered why I was being lied to, so this led me to also doubt her other assertions, like vegetables were good for you and such. oh yeah, clocks go back folks.

save yer story for spring when it fits imo.

[DeadParrot]

Nico santy is a sick individual

tr?

[Bubbleking]

tr?

I see he scooped the fitz EOM last night for 9k

Sean P wont be happy with that as he only finished 6th in "his tournament"

Rory and Mark Mc Donnel also squeezed into the cash

[Solskjaer]

save yer story for spring when it fits imo.

I don't get ya.

Spring FORWARD
Fall BACK

[Guest]

Dont worry about it. Just owned myself.

[Icarus152]

I don't get ya.

Spring FORWARD
Fall BACK

Yea but this is Spring.

[Solskjaer]

dont worry about it. Just owned myself.

i know :d

[Solskjaer]

Yea but this is Spring.

always the double agent eh.

[Lord Sir Banter]

Pet peeve when Americans refer to Autumn as Fall. (not referring to you Solks )

It sounds retarded.
They should have some consistency and call the other seasons Grow, Hot and Cold.

[Lord Sir Banter]

I was curious as to whether it was raining, so rather than get out of bed I googled for dublin traffic cameras.
Is this lazy?

[Closed_Account]

I see he scooped the fitz EOM last night for 9k

Sean P wont be happy with that as he only finished 6th in "his tournament"

Rory and Mark Mc Donnel also squeezed into the cash

Sickpuppy also came fouth after getting a chop last month. Jesus Nic pounding the rush! Fair dues-so weird the way poker can go in flurries of results,obv confidence is a big factor but theres an unexplainable factor there which I can really dig.

[Sledgejammer]

I'm not entirely sure if i slept last night or not...is that weird? My sleeping habbits get worse...

[Guest]

I was curious as to whether it was raining, so rather than get out of bed I googled for dublin traffic cameras.
Is this lazy?

Commendable laziness sir.

[Denny Crane]

got hh drunk on a college night out. told everyone a girl in our class is a lesbian amongst numerous other things. this is not going to end well.

[Solskjaer]

Pet peeve when American's refer to Autumn as Fall. (not referring to you Solks )

It sounds retarded.
They should have some consistency and call the other seasons Grow, Hot and Cold.

they like to Americanise things for the yokels who think Autumn is a type of tree. Well jetro yer man is singing about Autumn leaves. What are they son ?
Yeah pa those Autumn trees are everywhere in the Europe.

[The Situation]

I was curious as to whether it was raining, so rather than get out of bed I googled for dublin traffic cameras.
Is this lazy?

Is it me or does it always seem to be raining on Friday's, maybe I just take more notice because of the yay weekend is here factor, but I prefer the ignorant meteorical Friday rain bias theory.

[pocketdooz]

Does anyone know of a good tailor around town? Need to get a suit adjusted and the fella in baggot street was quoting €50 !

Are you f**king mad or what?

Thanks

[Bubbleking]

Sickpuppy also came fouth after getting a chop last month. Jesus Nic pounding the rush! Fair dues-so weird the way poker can go in flurries of results,obv confidence is a big factor but theres an unexplainable factor there which I can really dig.

lol how could I forget mick - he also cashed in the IPO. good run lately

[Lord Sir Banter]

15 min short film, especially for The Rigger - Your Lucky Day

Just got around to watching this now.
This has always been how I envisage winning.
Was a good watch, but utterly ridiculous.

Funnily enough, I posted some Batman porn a few weeks ago, shits been done.

[Ace]

Does anyone know of a good tailor around town? Need to get a suit adjusted and the fella in baggot street was quoting €50 !

Are you f**king mad or what?

Thanks

There is supposely a good place beside fagan's in drumcondra - think mrpillowtalk recommended it before.

[6starpool]

New desk in work, and the amazing technical advance that is internet explorer 7 is on it. Quite the step up.

[Megatron]

Are there 2 wild cards in the Fantasy Football this year?

[The Situation]

Are there 2 wild cards in the Fantasy Football this year?

Yep, but the second one can only be activated during the winter transfer window according to the rules.

On a side note, did anyone ever notice how unbelievably tight they are with prizes there. They must be making a killing with advertising considering the traffic they get.

[AndyFatBastard]

New desk in work, and the amazing technical advance that is internet explorer 7 is on it. Quite the step up.

Wow! What an upgrade. Now you're only using 5 year old technology instead of 10.

[Flushdraw]

Flicked on this vid on pokertube of some guys "training video" for PLO8poker.com. Just watch the first 1 minute of the video, and do the opposite of preflop/flop and turn then switch off and you saved yourself watching the other 15 minutes

http://www.pokertube.com/my-pokerface?movie=15390

[Guest]

I still prefer LO8. Me, TG and Kayroo are the only 3 people left who defend limit!

[Flushdraw]

I still prefer LO8. Me, TG and Kayroo are the only 3 people left who defend limit!

Don't mind so much in a tourney when blinds are big, but i still find cash games so boring! There isn't enough bad players playing it either to make it that profitable i would imagine

[pgodkin]

I see he scooped the fitz EOM last night for 9k

Sean P wont be happy with that as he only finished 6th in "his tournament"

Rory and Mark Mc Donnel also squeezed into the cash

Wp Nick!! Keep the Run going! lol i remember him when he was complain of runnin bad in the jackpot! lol

[Maloney]

lol i remember him when he was complain of runnin bad in the jackpot! lol

This happens 2 the best of us lol

[Carl_Morrissey]

Just informed my graduation ball is sold out, what a load of shite. Surely they should allocate one ticket per graduate. Fucking DCU students union wouldn't organise a gang bang in a brothel, imbeciles!!

[DeadParrot]

balls, need a last minute costume idea for tomorrow
initial thoughts were teenwolf but that looks like too much work and I'd never source the stuff in town

[Rufio]

Just informed my graduation ball is sold out, what a load of shite. Surely they should allocate one ticket per graduate. Fucking DCU students union wouldn't organise a gang bang in a brothel, imbeciles!!

UL, just reminded me to buy my gradball tickets. Ticketmaster booking charge is 6.70 per ticket, robbery!

[Rufio]

balls, need a last minute costume idea for tomorrow
initial thoughts were teenwolf but that looks like too much work and I'd never source the stuff in town

Bed sheet, cut out some eyeholes, go as a ghost. At the very least you'll get some pity giggles.

[TheImprover]

Anyone having problems with msn, it was fine until now, cant figure out what the problem is, this is what is happening when i try to open my inbox.

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[kakak1]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_6mM-b5O9o&feature=email[/ame]

[BrianByrne]

Had a nasty thumb infection, got it Lanced this morning and did it hurt like fuck! Load of puss spurted out aswell...Sexy, feels great now tho

[Solskjaer]

balls, need a last minute costume idea for tomorrow
initial thoughts were teenwolf but that looks like too much work and I'd never source the stuff in town

Man up, dress as a woman. or should that be Woman up!

The ol dressing up as a woman thing is coming back. I saw 3 in the Fitz last time I was there and only one of them was an actual woman.

[Rufio]

All knowing BBV, I'm doing a project management assignment on the Luas, if anyone has any links to actual costs of the Luas or any other light rail networks from around the world it would be hugely appreciated.

[Megatron]

balls, need a last minute costume idea for tomorrow
initial thoughts were teenwolf but that looks like too much work and I'd never source the stuff in town

I got a version of this done up on my lunchbreak.



It just cost me €50 to get printed on cardboard

[Four of a Kind]

guys, a friend of mine is selling up some of his stuff as he is heading away travelling. I'm thinking of buying his 42" lcd Hdmi monitor off him.

Is this overkill in relation to using it as a pc monitor?

[Flushdraw]

balls, need a last minute costume idea for tomorrow
initial thoughts were teenwolf but that looks like too much work and I'd never source the stuff in town

What? Fake teeth and that's you done!

[kakak1]

DON'T SHOOT THE MESSENGER
25 Politically incorrect jokes, do not read if easily offended.

SPOILER

I've just come out of the chippy with a meat and potato pie, large chips, mushy peas & a jumbo sausage. A poor homeless man sat there and said 'I've not eaten for two days'. I told him 'I wish I had your fucking will power'


A woman buys a wall mirror from B & Q. The Manager asks 'would you like a screw for that mirror?'. No she said 'but I'll suck your cock for a lawn mower'.


Top tip; if your camping in the summer and the attractive girl in the next tent tells you that because it's so hot she will be sleeping with her flaps open, it's not necessarily an invitation to casual sex............Wish me luck, I'm in court next Monday.


I got fired on my first day as a male masseuse today. Apparently the instruction 'finish off on her face' didn't mean what I thought it did.


A fat bird served me food in McDonalds at lunch time. She said 'Sorry about the wait'. I replied 'Don't worry you fat bitch, you'll lose it eventually '


Paddy is walking down the road eating a bag of doughnuts. Murphy meets him & asks 'If I can guess how many doughnuts you have in the bag, can I have one? Paddy said 'If you can guess how many doughnuts are in there you can have both of them'. Murphy shouts 'Four!'


Recession beater - Wife says to husband 'If you cycle to work we could get rid of the second car'. Husband replies 'If you'd take it up the arse and let me cum on your face we could get rid of the nanny!'


I know how those poor bastards in Haiti feel. Last time I had a few aftershocks I couldn't find my house either.


Marriage counsellor to a couple who are contemplating divorce....... 'Tell me something both of you have in common'. Husband after a long awkward silence 'Well neither of us sucks cock'.


Snow eh! The weather girl said she was expecting 8 inches tonight, I thought to myself 'She'll be fucking lucky with a face like that!'


I have a new chat up line that works everytime!! It doesn't matter how gorgeous or out of my league a woman might be, this line is a winner & I always end up in bed with them...............Here's how it goes 'Excuse me love, could I ask your opinion? Does this damp cloth smell like chloroform to you?'


Years ago it was suggested 'that an apple a day kept the doctor away'. But since all the doctors are now Muslims, I've found that a bacon sandwich works a treat!


The local mosque are having a bonfire tonight but keep it a secret..........they don't know about it yet!


My girlfriend says the hardest thing in the world is to balance a career and a family. She's obviously never tried to balance a laptop on her knees while having a wank.


SKY SPORTS BREAKING NEWS: It has been announced that next year's shirt sponsor for TIGER WOODS will be Tampax. A spokesman for Tampax said "To sponsor a cunt going through a bad period is exactly what our company is all about."


Just bought a cool game for the PS3; it's about a black guy who drives round shagging whores, uses violence involving metal clubs, crashes his car & evades the police. It's called Tiger Woods PGA Tour 10.


The ginger woman at my work recently announced that she was pregnant by her black boyfriend. She was discussing baby names, and apparently 'Terry the Chocolate Orange' is not an appropriate name, but good enough to get me the sack.....!!!

When I put my Christmas lights up this year I wasn't sure whether or not it would offend my Muslim neighbours. So just to be on the safe side I painted 'Allah is a cunt' on my garage door.


5000 men surveyed were asked why they like blowjob's:

1% liked the warmth

2 % liked the sensation

3 % liked the eroticism

94 % just liked the peace and quiet


Just wanted to let you know that in 2010 I will no longer be forwarding or sending racist jokes. Racism is a crime. And crime is for black people.


Be careful out there. Driving conditions are awful. Today I slid off the road and hit a Muslim. It took two fields and a golf course, but I got the twat in the end.


I was having great sex today when just as we got towards the climax my wife completely ruined the moment and said those words that just fills a man's heart with fear dread & panic.... "Hi Honey I'm home".


Did you see Paul McCartney playing the piano on X Factor the other night...? Nice to see him fingering something with legs for a change.


I bought a DVD the other day called 'My Favourite 18 Holes' by Tiger Woods. What a waste of money; it was all about golf.


Apparently Tiger Woods and his wife were simply having a disagreement over a game of cards. And, as it turns out, a club does beat a spade.........!!!

[Solskjaer]

All knowing BBV, I'm doing a project management assignment on the Luas, if anyone has any links to actual costs of the Luas or any other light rail networks from around the world it would be hugely appreciated.

I used to take the light rail , I'd walk along Leeson Street at 4 am, holding onto the rail. Then I'd get somehow get a taxi. In those days everyone was doing it, The late Jonathan Philben Bowen for example.

[Guest]

Nico santy is a sick individual

To be fair he played well at final winning every race helps too
Final race he won was JJ beating my 66 when id 9bbs.
Very tough field compared to last month when many good players were in Killarney
The beef was again lovely throw in 2 desserts for 20 euro reg ist super value.

[DeadParrot]

What? Fake teeth and that's you done!

got a haircut

[The Aul Switcharoo]

DON'T SHOOT THE MESSENGER
25 Politically incorrect jokes, do not read if easily offended.

SPOILER

I've just come out of the chippy with a meat and potato pie, large chips, mushy peas & a jumbo sausage. A poor homeless man sat there and said 'I've not eaten for two days'. I told him 'I wish I had your fucking will power'


A woman buys a wall mirror from B & Q. The Manager asks 'would you like a screw for that mirror?'. No she said 'but I'll suck your cock for a lawn mower'.


Top tip; if your camping in the summer and the attractive girl in the next tent tells you that because it's so hot she will be sleeping with her flaps open, it's not necessarily an invitation to casual sex............Wish me luck, I'm in court next Monday.


I got fired on my first day as a male masseuse today. Apparently the instruction 'finish off on her face' didn't mean what I thought it did.


A fat bird served me food in McDonalds at lunch time. She said 'Sorry about the wait'. I replied 'Don't worry you fat bitch, you'll lose it eventually '


Paddy is walking down the road eating a bag of doughnuts. Murphy meets him & asks 'If I can guess how many doughnuts you have in the bag, can I have one? Paddy said 'If you can guess how many doughnuts are in there you can have both of them'. Murphy shouts 'Four!'


Recession beater - Wife says to husband 'If you cycle to work we could get rid of the second car'. Husband replies 'If you'd take it up the arse and let me cum on your face we could get rid of the nanny!'


I know how those poor bastards in Haiti feel. Last time I had a few aftershocks I couldn't find my house either.


Marriage counsellor to a couple who are contemplating divorce....... 'Tell me something both of you have in common'. Husband after a long awkward silence 'Well neither of us sucks cock'.


Snow eh! The weather girl said she was expecting 8 inches tonight, I thought to myself 'She'll be fucking lucky with a face like that!'


I have a new chat up line that works everytime!! It doesn't matter how gorgeous or out of my league a woman might be, this line is a winner & I always end up in bed with them...............Here's how it goes 'Excuse me love, could I ask your opinion? Does this damp cloth smell like chloroform to you?'


Years ago it was suggested 'that an apple a day kept the doctor away'. But since all the doctors are now Muslims, I've found that a bacon sandwich works a treat!


The local mosque are having a bonfire tonight but keep it a secret..........they don't know about it yet!


My girlfriend says the hardest thing in the world is to balance a career and a family. She's obviously never tried to balance a laptop on her knees while having a wank.


SKY SPORTS BREAKING NEWS: It has been announced that next year's shirt sponsor for TIGER WOODS will be Tampax. A spokesman for Tampax said "To sponsor a cunt going through a bad period is exactly what our company is all about."


Just bought a cool game for the PS3; it's about a black guy who drives round shagging whores, uses violence involving metal clubs, crashes his car & evades the police. It's called Tiger Woods PGA Tour 10.


The ginger woman at my work recently announced that she was pregnant by her black boyfriend. She was discussing baby names, and apparently 'Terry the Chocolate Orange' is not an appropriate name, but good enough to get me the sack.....!!!

When I put my Christmas lights up this year I wasn't sure whether or not it would offend my Muslim neighbours. So just to be on the safe side I painted 'Allah is a cunt' on my garage door.


5000 men surveyed were asked why they like blowjob's:

1% liked the warmth

2 % liked the sensation

3 % liked the eroticism

94 % just liked the peace and quiet


Just wanted to let you know that in 2010 I will no longer be forwarding or sending racist jokes. Racism is a crime. And crime is for black people.


Be careful out there. Driving conditions are awful. Today I slid off the road and hit a Muslim. It took two fields and a golf course, but I got the twat in the end.


I was having great sex today when just as we got towards the climax my wife completely ruined the moment and said those words that just fills a man's heart with fear dread & panic.... "Hi Honey I'm home".


Did you see Paul McCartney playing the piano on X Factor the other night...? Nice to see him fingering something with legs for a change.


I bought a DVD the other day called 'My Favourite 18 Holes' by Tiger Woods. What a waste of money; it was all about golf.


Apparently Tiger Woods and his wife were simply having a disagreement over a game of cards. And, as it turns out, a club does beat a spade.........!!!

Just burst out laughing in the library thanks...plus im robbing one for my facebook

[hotspur]

Does anyone know of a good tailor around town? Need to get a suit adjusted and the fella in baggot street was quoting €50 !

Are you f**king mad or what?

Thanks

I've never gotten anything especially difficult done in it but I use a place on Middle Abbey Street beside the Twisted Pepper, underneath PAB travel agency.

[tylerdurden94]

ya hi most people call me Jono though!

How did you manage to get back up North that time at the Short Handed Event? I was the dude trying to get you directions on the laptop.

I was curious as to whether it was raining, so rather than get out of bed I googled for dublin traffic cameras.
Is this lazy?

High 5

guys, a friend of mine is selling up some of his stuff as he is heading away travelling. I'm thinking of buying his 42" lcd Hdmi monitor off him.

Is this overkill in relation to using it as a pc monitor?

No not at all its pretty much brilliant.

[Guest]

One for the LOI heads

With tonight being the last league game of the season
and the beautiful day thats in it

Isn't it about time we admitted defeat and listened to the people calling for a return to Winter football

[coillcam]

Retard listeners on phantom fm not knowing the intro to Molly's Chambers to win KoL tickets

[bohsman]

With tonight being the last league game of the season
and the beautiful day thats in it

Isn't it about time we admitted defeat and listened to the people calling for a return to Winter football

No. The only thing I miss about winter football is the FAI cup final in May/June.

[Guest]

No. The only thing I miss about winter football is the FAI cup final in May/June.

wearing the gloves tonight for the first time this season

god I hated winter football

[Four of a Kind]

guys, a friend of mine is selling up some of his stuff as he is heading away travelling. I'm thinking of buying his 42" lcd Hdmi monitor off him.

Is this overkill in relation to using it as a pc monitor?

It has a VGA port but my current monitor has a VDI port as well which is how I connect desktop to monitor. Since it's not a stand alone monitor will there be no DVI port on this 42"?

[bohsman]

wearing the gloves tonight for the first time this season

god I hated winter football

In fairness the dry not too cold night games were great. There's definitely something better about football under floodlights.

[Guest]

In fairness the dry not too cold night games were great. There's definitely something better about football under floodlights.

West of Ireland?

[DeadParrot]

In fairness the dry not too cold night games were great. There's definitely something better about football under floodlights.

the cold wet ball* in the leg or worse, face, will always haunt my childhood though.



*football you pervs

[kakak1]

To be fair he played well at final winning every race helps too
Final race he won was JJ beating my 66 when id 9bbs.
Very tough field compared to last month when many good players were in Killarney
The beef was again lovely throw in 2 desserts for 20 euro reg ist super value.

Well done last night, was sitting beside you Table 5 Seat 6 at start, unbelievably card dead until I was moved tables & was duly busted then. Listening to you I thought you were only there for the food....especially the desserts.......nice to have met you at such a soft opening table

[Guest]

Retard listeners on phantom fm not knowing the intro to Molly's Chambers to win KoL tickets

I must be a retard reader as I don't understand any of that sentence

Ive heard the word "win" but cannot remember the context

[tylerdurden94]

It has a VGA port but my current monitor has a VDI port as well which is how I connect desktop to monitor. Since it's not a stand alone monitor will there be no DVI port on this 42"?

There should be, get make and model and google the manual and should tell you.

[Tremolo1]

Looking for $80 on pay pal, can give stars/full tilt