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Originally posted by Bubbleking View PostNico santy is a sick individualPeople say I should be more humble I hope they understand, they don't listen when you mumble
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Pet peeve when Americans refer to Autumn as Fall. (not referring to you Solks )
It sounds retarded.
They should have some consistency and call the other seasons Grow, Hot and Cold.Last edited by Lord Sir Banter; 29-10-10, 10:23.X can be anything, any number, that is what’s CRAZY about X.
Because X doesn’t roll like that, because X can’t be pinned down!
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I was curious as to whether it was raining, so rather than get out of bed I googled for dublin traffic cameras.
Is this lazy?X can be anything, any number, that is what’s CRAZY about X.
Because X doesn’t roll like that, because X can’t be pinned down!
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Originally posted by Bubbleking View PostI see he scooped the fitz EOM last night for 9k
Sean P wont be happy with that as he only finished 6th in "his tournament"
Rory and Mark Mc Donnel also squeezed into the cash
Sickpuppy also came fouth after getting a chop last month. Jesus Nic pounding the rush! Fair dues-so weird the way poker can go in flurries of results,obv confidence is a big factor but theres an unexplainable factor there which I can really dig.
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Originally posted by Lotto.ie View PostI was curious as to whether it was raining, so rather than get out of bed I googled for dublin traffic cameras.
Is this lazy?
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Originally posted by Lotto.ie View PostPet peeve when American's refer to Autumn as Fall. (not referring to you Solks )
It sounds retarded.
They should have some consistency and call the other seasons Grow, Hot and Cold.
Yeah pa those Autumn trees are everywhere in the Europe.
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Originally posted by Lotto.ie View PostI was curious as to whether it was raining, so rather than get out of bed I googled for dublin traffic cameras.
Is this lazy?Profit before people.
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Originally posted by jbravado View PostSickpuppy also came fouth after getting a chop last month. Jesus Nic pounding the rush! Fair dues-so weird the way poker can go in flurries of results,obv confidence is a big factor but theres an unexplainable factor there which I can really dig.
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Originally posted by UraiseIfold View Post15 min short film, especially for The Rigger - Your Lucky Day
This has always been how I envisage winning.
Was a good watch, but utterly ridiculous.
Funnily enough, I posted some Batman porn a few weeks ago, shits been done.X can be anything, any number, that is what’s CRAZY about X.
Because X doesn’t roll like that, because X can’t be pinned down!
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Originally posted by pocketdooz View PostDoes anyone know of a good tailor around town? Need to get a suit adjusted and the fella in baggot street was quoting €50 !
Are you f**king mad or what?
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Originally posted by Ciaran_Corbett View PostAre there 2 wild cards in the Fantasy Football this year?
On a side note, did anyone ever notice how unbelievably tight they are with prizes there. They must be making a killing with advertising considering the traffic they get.Profit before people.
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Originally posted by 5starpool View PostNew desk in work, and the amazing technical advance that is internet explorer 7 is on it. Quite the step up."I can’t find anyone who agrees with what I write or think these days, so I guess I must be getting closer to the truth." - Hunter S. Thompson
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Flicked on this vid on pokertube of some guys "training video" for PLO8poker.com. Just watch the first 1 minute of the video, and do the opposite of preflop/flop and turn then switch off and you saved yourself watching the other 15 minutes
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Originally posted by zuutroy View PostI still prefer LO8. Me, TG and Kayroo are the only 3 people left who defend limit!
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Originally posted by Bubbleking View PostI see he scooped the fitz EOM last night for 9k
Sean P wont be happy with that as he only finished 6th in "his tournament"
Rory and Mark Mc Donnel also squeezed into the cash
Wp Nick!! Keep the Run going! lol i remember him when he was complain of runnin bad in the jackpot! lol
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balls, need a last minute costume idea for tomorrow
initial thoughts were teenwolf but that looks like too much work and I'd never source the stuff in townPeople say I should be more humble I hope they understand, they don't listen when you mumble
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Originally posted by Carl_Morrissey View PostJust informed my graduation ball is sold out, what a load of shite. Surely they should allocate one ticket per graduate. Fucking DCU students union wouldn't organise a gang bang in a brothel, imbeciles!!Double-decker bus enthusiast
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Originally posted by DeadParrot View Postballs, need a last minute costume idea for tomorrow
initial thoughts were teenwolf but that looks like too much work and I'd never source the stuff in townDouble-decker bus enthusiast
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Anyone having problems with msn, it was fine until now, cant figure out what the problem is, this is what is happening when i try to open my inbox.
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Originally posted by DeadParrot View Postballs, need a last minute costume idea for tomorrow
initial thoughts were teenwolf but that looks like too much work and I'd never source the stuff in town
The ol dressing up as a woman thing is coming back. I saw 3 in the Fitz last time I was there and only one of them was an actual woman.
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Originally posted by DeadParrot View Postballs, need a last minute costume idea for tomorrow
initial thoughts were teenwolf but that looks like too much work and I'd never source the stuff in town
It just cost me €50 to get printed on cardboard
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DON'T SHOOT THE MESSENGER
25 Politically incorrect jokes, do not read if easily offended.
SPOILERI've just come out of the chippy with a meat and potato pie, large chips, mushy peas & a jumbo sausage. A poor homeless man sat there and said 'I've not eaten for two days'. I told him 'I wish I had your fucking will power'
A woman buys a wall mirror from B & Q. The Manager asks 'would you like a screw for that mirror?'. No she said 'but I'll suck your cock for a lawn mower'.
Top tip; if your camping in the summer and the attractive girl in the next tent tells you that because it's so hot she will be sleeping with her flaps open, it's not necessarily an invitation to casual sex............Wish me luck, I'm in court next Monday.
I got fired on my first day as a male masseuse today. Apparently the instruction 'finish off on her face' didn't mean what I thought it did.
A fat bird served me food in McDonalds at lunch time. She said 'Sorry about the wait'. I replied 'Don't worry you fat bitch, you'll lose it eventually '
Paddy is walking down the road eating a bag of doughnuts. Murphy meets him & asks 'If I can guess how many doughnuts you have in the bag, can I have one? Paddy said 'If you can guess how many doughnuts are in there you can have both of them'. Murphy shouts 'Four!'
Recession beater - Wife says to husband 'If you cycle to work we could get rid of the second car'. Husband replies 'If you'd take it up the arse and let me cum on your face we could get rid of the nanny!'
I know how those poor bastards in Haiti feel. Last time I had a few aftershocks I couldn't find my house either.
Marriage counsellor to a couple who are contemplating divorce....... 'Tell me something both of you have in common'. Husband after a long awkward silence 'Well neither of us sucks cock'.
Snow eh! The weather girl said she was expecting 8 inches tonight, I thought to myself 'She'll be fucking lucky with a face like that!'
I have a new chat up line that works everytime!! It doesn't matter how gorgeous or out of my league a woman might be, this line is a winner & I always end up in bed with them...............Here's how it goes 'Excuse me love, could I ask your opinion? Does this damp cloth smell like chloroform to you?'
Years ago it was suggested 'that an apple a day kept the doctor away'. But since all the doctors are now Muslims, I've found that a bacon sandwich works a treat!
The local mosque are having a bonfire tonight but keep it a secret..........they don't know about it yet!
My girlfriend says the hardest thing in the world is to balance a career and a family. She's obviously never tried to balance a laptop on her knees while having a wank.
SKY SPORTS BREAKING NEWS: It has been announced that next year's shirt sponsor for TIGER WOODS will be Tampax. A spokesman for Tampax said "To sponsor a cunt going through a bad period is exactly what our company is all about."
Just bought a cool game for the PS3; it's about a black guy who drives round shagging whores, uses violence involving metal clubs, crashes his car & evades the police. It's called Tiger Woods PGA Tour 10.
The ginger woman at my work recently announced that she was pregnant by her black boyfriend. She was discussing baby names, and apparently 'Terry the Chocolate Orange' is not an appropriate name, but good enough to get me the sack.....!!!
When I put my Christmas lights up this year I wasn't sure whether or not it would offend my Muslim neighbours. So just to be on the safe side I painted 'Allah is a cunt' on my garage door.
5000 men surveyed were asked why they like blowjob's:
1% liked the warmth
2 % liked the sensation
3 % liked the eroticism
94 % just liked the peace and quiet
Just wanted to let you know that in 2010 I will no longer be forwarding or sending racist jokes. Racism is a crime. And crime is for black people.
Be careful out there. Driving conditions are awful. Today I slid off the road and hit a Muslim. It took two fields and a golf course, but I got the twat in the end.
I was having great sex today when just as we got towards the climax my wife completely ruined the moment and said those words that just fills a man's heart with fear dread & panic.... "Hi Honey I'm home".
Did you see Paul McCartney playing the piano on X Factor the other night...? Nice to see him fingering something with legs for a change.
I bought a DVD the other day called 'My Favourite 18 Holes' by Tiger Woods. What a waste of money; it was all about golf.
Apparently Tiger Woods and his wife were simply having a disagreement over a game of cards. And, as it turns out, a club does beat a spade.........!!!
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Originally posted by Rufio View PostAll knowing BBV, I'm doing a project management assignment on the Luas, if anyone has any links to actual costs of the Luas or any other light rail networks from around the world it would be hugely appreciated.
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Originally posted by Bubbleking View PostNico santy is a sick individual
Final race he won was JJ beating my 66 when id 9bbs.
Very tough field compared to last month when many good players were in Killarney
The beef was again lovely throw in 2 desserts for 20 euro reg ist super value.
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Originally posted by Flushdraw View PostWhat? Fake teeth and that's you done!People say I should be more humble I hope they understand, they don't listen when you mumble
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Originally posted by kakak1 View PostDON'T SHOOT THE MESSENGER
25 Politically incorrect jokes, do not read if easily offended.
SPOILERI've just come out of the chippy with a meat and potato pie, large chips, mushy peas & a jumbo sausage. A poor homeless man sat there and said 'I've not eaten for two days'. I told him 'I wish I had your fucking will power'
A woman buys a wall mirror from B & Q. The Manager asks 'would you like a screw for that mirror?'. No she said 'but I'll suck your cock for a lawn mower'.
Top tip; if your camping in the summer and the attractive girl in the next tent tells you that because it's so hot she will be sleeping with her flaps open, it's not necessarily an invitation to casual sex............Wish me luck, I'm in court next Monday.
I got fired on my first day as a male masseuse today. Apparently the instruction 'finish off on her face' didn't mean what I thought it did.
A fat bird served me food in McDonalds at lunch time. She said 'Sorry about the wait'. I replied 'Don't worry you fat bitch, you'll lose it eventually '
Paddy is walking down the road eating a bag of doughnuts. Murphy meets him & asks 'If I can guess how many doughnuts you have in the bag, can I have one? Paddy said 'If you can guess how many doughnuts are in there you can have both of them'. Murphy shouts 'Four!'
Recession beater - Wife says to husband 'If you cycle to work we could get rid of the second car'. Husband replies 'If you'd take it up the arse and let me cum on your face we could get rid of the nanny!'
I know how those poor bastards in Haiti feel. Last time I had a few aftershocks I couldn't find my house either.
Marriage counsellor to a couple who are contemplating divorce....... 'Tell me something both of you have in common'. Husband after a long awkward silence 'Well neither of us sucks cock'.
Snow eh! The weather girl said she was expecting 8 inches tonight, I thought to myself 'She'll be fucking lucky with a face like that!'
I have a new chat up line that works everytime!! It doesn't matter how gorgeous or out of my league a woman might be, this line is a winner & I always end up in bed with them...............Here's how it goes 'Excuse me love, could I ask your opinion? Does this damp cloth smell like chloroform to you?'
Years ago it was suggested 'that an apple a day kept the doctor away'. But since all the doctors are now Muslims, I've found that a bacon sandwich works a treat!
The local mosque are having a bonfire tonight but keep it a secret..........they don't know about it yet!
My girlfriend says the hardest thing in the world is to balance a career and a family. She's obviously never tried to balance a laptop on her knees while having a wank.
SKY SPORTS BREAKING NEWS: It has been announced that next year's shirt sponsor for TIGER WOODS will be Tampax. A spokesman for Tampax said "To sponsor a cunt going through a bad period is exactly what our company is all about."
Just bought a cool game for the PS3; it's about a black guy who drives round shagging whores, uses violence involving metal clubs, crashes his car & evades the police. It's called Tiger Woods PGA Tour 10.
The ginger woman at my work recently announced that she was pregnant by her black boyfriend. She was discussing baby names, and apparently 'Terry the Chocolate Orange' is not an appropriate name, but good enough to get me the sack.....!!!
When I put my Christmas lights up this year I wasn't sure whether or not it would offend my Muslim neighbours. So just to be on the safe side I painted 'Allah is a cunt' on my garage door.
5000 men surveyed were asked why they like blowjob's:
1% liked the warmth
2 % liked the sensation
3 % liked the eroticism
94 % just liked the peace and quiet
Just wanted to let you know that in 2010 I will no longer be forwarding or sending racist jokes. Racism is a crime. And crime is for black people.
Be careful out there. Driving conditions are awful. Today I slid off the road and hit a Muslim. It took two fields and a golf course, but I got the twat in the end.
I was having great sex today when just as we got towards the climax my wife completely ruined the moment and said those words that just fills a man's heart with fear dread & panic.... "Hi Honey I'm home".
Did you see Paul McCartney playing the piano on X Factor the other night...? Nice to see him fingering something with legs for a change.
I bought a DVD the other day called 'My Favourite 18 Holes' by Tiger Woods. What a waste of money; it was all about golf.
Apparently Tiger Woods and his wife were simply having a disagreement over a game of cards. And, as it turns out, a club does beat a spade.........!!!
Redbet at the Dublin Poker Invasion FTW
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Originally posted by pocketdooz View PostDoes anyone know of a good tailor around town? Need to get a suit adjusted and the fella in baggot street was quoting €50 !
Are you f**king mad or what?
Thanks
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Originally posted by GAWA9 View Postya hi most people call me Jono though!
Originally posted by Lotto.ie View PostI was curious as to whether it was raining, so rather than get out of bed I googled for dublin traffic cameras.
Is this lazy?
Originally posted by four of a kind poker View Postguys, a friend of mine is selling up some of his stuff as he is heading away travelling. I'm thinking of buying his 42" lcd Hdmi monitor off him.
Is this overkill in relation to using it as a pc monitor?"you raise, i kill you" El Tren :{)
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One for the LOI heads
With tonight being the last league game of the season
and the beautiful day thats in it
Isn't it about time we admitted defeat and listened to the people calling for a return to Winter football
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Originally posted by Elshambo View PostWith tonight being the last league game of the season
and the beautiful day thats in it
Isn't it about time we admitted defeat and listened to the people calling for a return to Winter football
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Originally posted by four of a kind poker View Postguys, a friend of mine is selling up some of his stuff as he is heading away travelling. I'm thinking of buying his 42" lcd Hdmi monitor off him.
Is this overkill in relation to using it as a pc monitor?
It has a VGA port but my current monitor has a VDI port as well which is how I connect desktop to monitor. Since it's not a stand alone monitor will there be no DVI port on this 42"?
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Originally posted by bohsman View PostIn fairness the dry not too cold night games were great. There's definitely something better about football under floodlights.
*football you pervsPeople say I should be more humble I hope they understand, they don't listen when you mumble
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Originally posted by SICKPUPPY View PostTo be fair he played well at final winning every race helps too
Final race he won was JJ beating my 66 when id 9bbs.
Very tough field compared to last month when many good players were in Killarney
The beef was again lovely throw in 2 desserts for 20 euro reg ist super value.
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Originally posted by four of a kind poker View PostIt has a VGA port but my current monitor has a VDI port as well which is how I connect desktop to monitor. Since it's not a stand alone monitor will there be no DVI port on this 42"?"you raise, i kill you" El Tren :{)
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