Bad beat/Moan/Venting Thread - BBV Archive 1

[Bless You]

WTF?
Somebody explain this plz

Some geek points out a mistake that some writers of a show/comic/video game have overlooked in the style of comic book guy from the simpsons (minus the confidence and sarcasm).

Show/comic/video game creators offer their thanks in the same way poker players do when saying 'nice hand man'.

Geek goes home and sits waiting for the offers of sexual congress from the girlies to come roooollling in.

The end.

[Ace]

Some people just won't fold no matter what
i run so sick against some people

IPoker Network $10.00 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 2 players - View hand 1000292
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

BTN/SB: $10.97
Hero (BB): $11.37

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is BB with 2 7 A A
BTN/SB raises to $0.20, Hero raises to $0.60, BTN/SB raises to $1, Hero raises to $3, BTN/SB calls $2

Flop: ($6.00) J 4 5 (2 players)
Hero bets $6.00, BTN/SB raises to $7.97, Hero calls $1.97

Turn: ($21.94) K (2 players)

River: ($21.94) J (2 players)

Final Pot: $21.94
BTN/SB shows 2 J T 9
BTN/SB wins $20.94
(Rake: $1.00)

[Guest]

Some people just won't fold no matter what
i run so sick against some people

IPoker Network $10.00 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 2 players - View hand 1000292
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

BTN/SB: $10.97
Hero (BB): $11.37

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is BB with 2 7 A A
BTN/SB raises to $0.20, Hero raises to $0.60, BTN/SB raises to $1, Hero raises to $3, BTN/SB calls $2

Flop: ($6.00) J 4 5 (2 players)
Hero bets $6.00, BTN/SB raises to $7.97, Hero calls $1.97

Turn: ($21.94) K (2 players)

River: ($21.94) J (2 players)

Final Pot: $21.94
BTN/SB shows 2 J T 9
BTN/SB wins $20.94
(Rake: $1.00)

is it possble to beat the rake hu at such low limits?

[Opr]

What a first quarter both Durant and Rose showing the skills

Opr

[hotspur]

Some people just won't fold no matter what
i run so sick against some people

IPoker Network $10.00 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 2 players - View hand 1000292
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

BTN/SB: $10.97
Hero (BB): $11.37

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is BB with 2 7 A A
BTN/SB raises to $0.20, Hero raises to $0.60, BTN/SB raises to $1, Hero raises to $3, BTN/SB calls $2

Flop: ($6.00) J 4 5 (2 players)
Hero bets $6.00, BTN/SB raises to $7.97, Hero calls $1.97

Turn: ($21.94) K (2 players)

River: ($21.94) J (2 players)

Final Pot: $21.94
BTN/SB shows 2 J T 9
BTN/SB wins $20.94
(Rake: $1.00)

I don't think you understand the maths of Omaha if a) you think your opponent is a complete moron for how he played or 2) you got a horrible bad beat.

[Ace]

is it possble to beat the rake hu at such low limits?

In short no, but 50% r/b helps and just running somewhat good against fish makes it possible.... finally got that fish

IPoker Network $10.00 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 2 players - View hand 1000308
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

BTN/SB: $15.94
Hero (BB): $20.06

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is BB with K K 5 6
BTN/SB raises to $0.20, Hero raises to $0.60, BTN/SB calls $0.40

Flop: ($1.20) J J K (2 players)
Hero bets $1.20, BTN/SB calls $1.20

Turn: ($3.60) T (2 players)
Hero bets $1.80, BTN/SB raises to $3.60, Hero raises to $5.40, BTN/SB raises to $14.14, Hero calls $8.74

River: ($31.88) 7 (2 players)

Final Pot: $31.88
BTN/SB shows J 3 K Q
Hero wins $30.88
(Rake: $1.00)

bit of a cooler for him, but he deserved it

[Tremolo1]

I don't think you understand the maths of Omaha if a) you think your opponent is a complete moron for how he played or 2) you got a horrible bad beat.

Moron yes, horrible beat no

[Ace]

I don't think you understand the maths of Omaha if a) you think your opponent is a complete moron for how he played or 2) you got a horrible bad beat.

you think him callin a 5 bet pf is good?
tell me how you would have played it against him? if he has KKxx he's not folding so what is wrong with my play -

FWIW i'm playing guys who have stats like 90+/85+/100+hands - these guys don't think, they pot pf and pot flop regardless if they hit or not, so what else do i do with AA - fold every flop?

[Tremolo1]

what's wrong with calling 5 bet? You played the hand fine, but its only like 65-35. Embrace the variance. If you get annoyed about these hands then maybe PLO isnt for you

[Ace]

i suppose his play on the flop was standard as well?

[Tremolo1]

Omaha Hi Simulation ?
600,000 trials (Randomized)
board: Jh4s5d
Hand Equity Wins Ties
AA** 63.14% 378,291 1,038
Jc9cTd2d 36.86% 220,671 1,038

[Tremolo1]

Ace, when using DC's converter what output format do you use to post here?

[Mellor]

He used this technique to make it. 50,000+ photos for 4 minutes

Where did you read that?

I think you might be misunderstanding the process of miniture faking,
I really doubt he did it frame by frame 50,000 times. He prob did it the original (and proper) way and did it optically with T&S lens. If he did do it frame by frame then he is a moron.

[Mellor]

Some geek points out a mistake that some writers of a show/comic/video game have overlooked in the style of comic book guy from the simpsons (minus the confidence and sarcasm).

Show/comic/video game creators offer their thanks in the same way poker players do when saying 'nice hand man'.

Geek goes home and sits waiting for the offers of sexual congress from the girlies to come roooollling in.

The end.

Obviosuly i got that much,
I was wondering what book/comic/whatever it was based around

[cardshark202]

Cheers, that's a good tune.

I might be alone here but I love the new ikea ad.

Full version of the track.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Gm9rxNxyDU

here's the original if you're interested:


[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62eTq8ErUOQ&feature=related[/ame]

[UraiseIfold]

Where did you read that?

I think you might be misunderstanding the process of miniture faking,
I really doubt he did it frame by frame 50,000 times. He prob did it the original (and proper) way and did it optically with T&S lens. If he did do it frame by frame then he is a moron.

AERO: How many frames did you shoot?

SAM: A little over 50,000.

AERO: Are you the most patient person on the planet?

SAM: Not really! Adobe Lightroom helps quite a bit!

Source

[Keane]

Obviosuly i got that much,
I was wondering what book/comic/whatever it was based around

Sounded like WoW to my admittedly untrained ear...

[Mellor]

AERO: How many frames did you shoot?

SAM: A little over 50,000.

AERO: Are you the most patient person on the planet?

SAM: Not really! Adobe Lightroom helps quite a bit!

Source

He shot 50k frames, that's what he shot in the field. He didn't say he processed 50k, there isn't 50k frames in the film for a start.
Turns out he did apply the tilt shift in post rather than via a TS lens, this was so he could stablise in post. But he also used lightroom for post, lightroom can process multiple frames at once, so like I said he didn't have to go frame by frame for that effects. Although he did do some frame by frame stuff like rotoscoping in details.


Here's one he did before, I like this better

http://www.vimeo.com/9679622

[AndyFatBastard]

Obviosuly i got that much,
I was wondering what book/comic/whatever it was based around

Blizzcon is the conference for Blizzard, the makers of World Of Warcraft. He was complaining that in the latest release of the game, a character's story wasn't consistent with one of the books. Talk about an ubernerd though. That was really impressive.

Speaking of WoW, I'm thinking of loading up the game when the new expansion comes out and trying to be the first level 85 on my server. If I get it then I'll sell the account for $1k+ and give myself a bankroll boost.

[pgodkin]

Hello from gainful employment everyone! i forgot 5.30 existed in the am form job going well! Anything new??? Lloyd still killing it???

[MrsFlushdraw]

Hello from gainful employment everyone! i forgot 5.30 existed in the am form job going well! Anything new??? Lloyd still killing it???

Is Lloyd not just killing us lol?

On another note. Does anyone know how to remove apps from the itouch? I know the screen goes funny and you can do it but not sure what.triggers it. A few pages of crap that I downloaded at beginning I want rid of.

Cheers in advance

[Tremolo1]

Is Lloyd not just killing us lol?

On another note. Does anyone know how to remove apps from the itouch? I know the screen goes funny and you can do it but not sure what.triggers it. A few pages of crap that I downloaded at beginning I want rid of.

Cheers in advance

Hold down your finger on the screen/app and it will go "funny"

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[MrsFlushdraw]

The fart app not 'doing it' for you anymore?!

Nah, tis just boring now

[Guest]

Yeah, I hate the one day a week I've to be in for 9 and and up at 8:20 as a result.

[MrsFlushdraw]

Hold down your finger on the screen/app and it will go "funny"

Brilliant, going to clean up my screen so..

[MrsFlushdraw]

Just checking this is working as there have been no posts.

EE and Wreck, would one of ye come on and open the thread ?

[Ste05]

Apprentice was pretty great last night alright. Thank god that dolt Melissa is gone, she tilted the fuck out of me!!

Speaking of WoW, I'm thinking of loading up the game when the new expansion comes out and trying to be the first level 85 on my server. If I get it then I'll sell the account for $1k+ and give myself a bankroll boost.

Do you think you'd stand a chance? I was under the impression being the first to do something like that after a new expansion was usually carried out by teams and done in a pretty savage session. Is it not people like that Chiren guy do this kinda thing??

Surely you'd have a MUCH higher expectation than $1k if you prop betted on something like that if you thought you could realistically do it??

[Wreck]

Just checking this is working as there have been no posts.

EE and Wreck, would one of ye come on and open the thread ?

Sorry, I'm so screwed in work at the moment it's not funny. Open now.

[Wreck]

Blizzcon is the conference for Blizzard, the makers of World Of Warcraft. He was complaining that in the latest release of the game, a character's story wasn't consistent with one of the books. Talk about an ubernerd though. That was really impressive.

Speaking of WoW, I'm thinking of loading up the game when the new expansion comes out and trying to be the first level 85 on my server. If I get it then I'll sell the account for $1k+ and give myself a bankroll boost.

Man you will have some serious competition for this. I've been thinking about getting back into once the expansion hits but don't know if I have the time.

[MrsFlushdraw]

Sorry, I'm so screwed in work at the moment it's not funny. Open now.

I'm sorry, work is more important obviously, its an addiction lol..

[Guest]

Going to see the WWE Smackdown World Tour in Belfast next week, just been confirmed that the Undertaker is out getting surgery now and wont be on the tour, FUUUUCK.

main event is now Kane vs Big Show, was meant to be a triple threat match

only other match announced is Rey Mysterio vs Alberto Del Rio

Still going to be a great night

[MrsFlushdraw]

Yesterday I had a mail from the FBI about a large sum on money. Now I know who sent me it. I is RICH



Dear Friend

My name is Barr perkins George personal attorney to Alexander McQueen -
Designer Fashion Label who died on the 11th day of Feb. 2010.I have the
documents of a large amount of funds which he handed over to me before he died
made you a beneficiary to his WILL. He left the sum of Seven Million Great
British Pounds (GBP £7,000.000.00) to you in the codicil and last testament to
his WILL

Being a widely travelled man, he must have been in contact with you in
the past
or simply you were recommended to him by one of his numerous friends
abroad who
wished you good and his friend was a gay as well due to the fact that McQueen
was a gay and claimed he realised his sexual orientation when he was six. He
told his family when he was 18.

Lee Alexander McQueen, CBE (16 March 1969 ? 11 February 2010) was an English
fashion designer known for his unconventional designs and shock tactics.[3]
McQueen worked as the head designer at Givenchy for five years before founding
the Alexander McQueen and McQ labels. McQueen's dramatic designs, worn by
celebrities including Rihanna, Björk and Lady Gaga, met with critical acclaim
and earned him the British Designer of the Year award four times.

Late Alexander McQueen died on the 11th day of February, 2010 at the age of 40
years, According to him this money was supposed to be used in transporting and
getting the new store that was about to be opened in los angeles stocked with
his recent designers

You can read more about him from the sites below

(1)http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_McQueen


Please if I reach you this time as I am hopeful, endeavour to get back
to me as
soon as possible to enable me conclude my job.

I hope to hear from you in no distant time.

Yours in Service,

P.George & Co. Solicitors

Email: barrperkgeo1900@gmail.com

[Ace]

Omaha Hi Simulation ?
600,000 trials (Randomized)
board: Jh4s5d
Hand Equity Wins Ties
AA** 63.14% 378,291 1,038
Jc9cTd2d 36.86% 220,671 1,038

I know what the % were, though imo he should just 6bet all in pre - if he's shoving any flop that he hits (which clearly was his plan)

Ace, when using DC's converter what output format do you use to post here?

Can't check in work - but its like pHbp or something like that

Hello from gainful employment everyone! i forgot 5.30 existed in the am form job going well! Anything new??? Lloyd still killing it???

this getting up early gets worse as the weeks go on.

[Icarus152]

Cheers, that's a good tune.

I might be alone here but I love the new ikea ad.

Full version of the track.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Gm9rxNxyDU

Danny,we should do a live action version of this song at the IPB game.You and me bro,you in?

[Zuroph]

girl in white in that Ikea ad is phenomonal

[Bless You]

The horse trainer Paddy Mullins has died aged 91.

https://www.rte.ie/sport/racing/2010/1028/mullinsp.html

[Bubbleking]

anybody here playing JP's mini world series?

[Keane]

Here's four minutes of Magic

This is brilliant, anybody that hasn't seen it should definitely take a look...

[Keane]

Also, could we have a separate thread for Apprentice UK talk please - the spoilers last night were pretty tilting...

[NewApproach]

Also, could we have a separate thread for Apprentice UK talk please - the spoilers last night were pretty tilting...

Or at least use spoiler tags, as we use for every other tv show

[smoothcall]

Ace ,

the only mistake your man made was 4 betting imo. After that it's fine. Getting it in pre would be much worse than calling the 5 bet. He has zero fold equity pre. He can get away from flops he totally misses. While I guess you will put it in on near if not 100% of flops.

[Megatron]

anybody here playing JP's mini world series?

Yup cant wait.

There are €25 sats running on Boylepoker too if anyone fancies giving them a lash.

[Wesley Harms]

anybody here playing JP's mini world series?

Yup cant wait.

There are €25 sats running on Boylepoker too if anyone fancies giving them a lash.

Suppose I'll have to crush you all again in the LL. After Sunar and Black i wonder who I'll have to contend with this time.

[Bubbleking]

Suppose I'll have to crush you all again in the LL. After Sunar and Black i wonder who I'll have to contend with this time.

I will be better prepared this time around

[ghostface]

anybody here playing JP's mini world series?

Yep, got ticket on Monday. Sick structure and loads of play. Its an extended version of the monthly game on this Sat for anyone looking for a bit of practice!!

[Solskjaer]

She is taking on the x factor this year. Get in girl.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPEYZx7Wc7E"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPEYZx7Wc7E[/ame]

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[ArmaniJeans]

Or at least use spoiler tags, as we use for every other tv show

Reality TV has always been different though, its treated like sport here and thus rarely gets spoiler tags.

[KevIRL]

Reality TV has always been different though, its treated like sport here and thus rarely gets spoiler tags.

Exactly. Avoid the thread for a fee hours if you don't wanna know the score or who got booted.

[Solskjaer]

Think might have to get Keith Richard's new autobiography:



wowsers!

You'll also read how he taunted Mick Jagger about his tiny todger.

[Ace]

anybody here playing JP's mini world series?

info?
Really don't know whats going on with live poker these days...

[Percy007]

info?
Really don't know whats going on with live poker these days...

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=jp+mini+series+of+poker

[Angry-Ball]

She is taking on the x factor this year. Get in girl.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPEYZx7Wc7E

i see she is playing the olympia in december
wouldn't mind going to see her, and it would double as a present for the wife

[Angry-Ball]

AERO: How many frames did you shoot?

SAM: A little over 50,000.

AERO: Are you the most patient person on the planet?

SAM: Not really! Adobe Lightroom helps quite a bit!

Source

He shot 50k frames, that's what he shot in the field. He didn't say he processed 50k, there isn't 50k frames in the film for a start.
Turns out he did apply the tilt shift in post rather than via a TS lens, this was so he could stablise in post. But he also used lightroom for post, lightroom can process multiple frames at once, so like I said he didn't have to go frame by frame for that effects. Although he did do some frame by frame stuff like rotoscoping in details.

obviously glad we got clarification on this in the end

[Lplated]

I've been thinking recently that I'd like to take up some part-time work / voluntary work to experience something new - can anyone think of any opportunities in the Dublin area that would spring to mind for being interesting / fun? Money isn't particularly important but I'd obvious prefer some cash rather than working for free!

Maybe this is a mad request; any interesting part-time jobs would probably be inundated with candidates...something like working part-time in a museum for minimum wage or helping out with a film festival or offering my marketing expertise to a worthy organisation, that's what I'm thinking of. Any thoughts welcome.

An awful lot of marketing will be required for this project ....

http://www.irishpokerboards.com/forum/showthread.php?t=6101

[Ace]

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=jp+mini+series+of+poker

i can't access a gambling related article from google, if you linked me to the page from here i could see it. i had a look at tournaments in dublin page 1 but couldn't see it.

[Guest]

An awful lot of marketing will be required for this project ....

http://www.irishpokerboards.com/foru...ead.php?t=6101

I thought it was a typo when I saw it on FB.

[ghostface]

info?
Really don't know whats going on with live poker these days...

http://www.irishpokerboards.com/forum/showthread.php?t=5272

€350 buy in, same structure as WSOP but with 45 min blinds at start