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Originally posted by Strewelpeter View PostFYP IMO
The environmental harms and human suffering consequent to flying quinoa and avocados to every hipster cafe in Europe are ignored in favour of making themselves ill stressing about the doe eyed and carbon neutral baby calves being taken from their mammies
Pesticides are a subject that must not be broached with vegans in case they follow their nieve principals to their logical conclusions and starve to death.
Insects are a weird one. I mean, an insects life is nowhere equal to a dog, or an elephants life. Which is contrary to many vegans ideals. That's where it gets ridiculous for me. It's not just the cute cuddling animals. Most vegans are against honey, or at least they should be. But what about the fact than commercial bees are also used to pollinate avocado and almonds? Shouldn't they be off the menu.
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Originally posted by Lao Lao View PostGood BoJo story, haven't seen it posted here yet.
https://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2019/0...mpression=true
- His buffonness is an act, he's really a genius
- he plays up to his image to garner goodwill
- he uses this to gain power
- his path to power has been a grand machiavellian scheme, planned to perfection
- or....
- He has one act that he repeats all the time
- he's unable to adapt to new information (Vine seeing him last time, in the same capacity)
- His need to perform, the pen , the crumpled bit of paper is fucking weird considering it's for 3 or 4 people
- He's fat and a clown, Bill, a fat clown for all to see
Last edited by DeadParrot; 19-06-19, 13:36.People say I should be more humble I hope they understand, they don't listen when you mumble
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Originally posted by Raoul Duke III View PostI don't know.
Assume Goodluckforme is correct though. She has been faffing about for last 4 weeks. Got 2 surveyors in. An engineer. Loads of queries which we answered fully.
And now she's demanding 1500 off because of an alleged 'leak' that none of these professionals could find.
Thing is I suspect if we sighed and said OK, she would be back again with more BS. Might be time for the EA to earn his money.
Play her at her own game
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Originally posted by V for Vendetta View PostCould you undertake to get the job done if she put a significant amount up in a non refundable manner? Or invert this and you leave 5k aside to resolve the matter and you get back whatever is left once the job is done post the sale? A friend of mine was struggling to close a sale in 2007 and pulled a similar move on a larger scale which got the deal over the line. Obviously in hindsight this was hugely valuable.
The bro is currently selling his investment property in Carlow to a Chinese national living in Kerry on the basis of a single viewing conducted over FaceTime for cash with a likely 6 weeks close. Poptastic times.
They are buying up properties for cash all over
Friend of mine sold an apartment to them bout 2 months ago and they were on again wondering did she know of any other possible sites
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Originally posted by Raoul Duke III View PostShe was actually the underbidder.
The overbidder was based abroad and couldn't demonstrate their finances in full. Whereas this wan is Irish with rock solid finances. And was, we were led to believe, eager to close.
Pain in the bollix. House would literally sell in seconds (show condition, 5 mins walk to village and DART).
I'd hada rather hilarious series of fuckups with my broker as my wife forgot to send the application twice and then sent it with half the info missing.
He obviously thinks we are headcases but have been going work-->hospital-->bed
or work-->mind Toddler-->mind Octogenarian-->Bed
for the last while so me head is firmly up my arsePeople say I should be more humble I hope they understand, they don't listen when you mumble
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Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide To... View PostDo you really think the Chinese government strategic objectives reach as far as buying single-family homes in little-town Ireland?
What happens when the Chinese stop buying Irish rental properties?‘IF YOU had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you.” Genghis Khan
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Originally posted by Solksjaer! View PostInteresting bet in the wimming World Cup ?
Engliand V Japan. Niether really want to win this right? Winner goes into the US - France end of the draw.? Japan 11 to 4. Wil lthey do the honourable thing and win?
Details pending Armani Js usual scrutiny.
Problem for England/Japan is that they don't definitely know which side of the draw USA will be in.
USA could be beaten in their final group game by Sweden who are no muggettes. Or USA who will have max information could themselves decide they want to be in a particular side.
But I'd say Phil Neville could take a punt that defeat is likely to be best.
Japan looked very poor against Scotland though.
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Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide To... View PostDo you really think the Chinese government strategic objectives reach as far as buying single-family homes in little-town Ireland?
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Originally posted by ArmaniJeans View PostYeah, its fun.
Problem for England/Japan is that they don't definitely know which side of the draw USA will be in.
USA could be beaten in their final group game by Sweden who are no muggettes. Or USA who will have max information could themselves decide they want to be in a particular side.
But I'd say Phil Neville could take a punt that defeat is likely to be best.
Japan looked very poor against Scotland though.
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Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide To... View PostDo you really think the Chinese government strategic objectives reach as far as buying single-family homes in little-town Ireland?
Check the land register
Mr Buy one soon is the biggest owner of houses in Leinster followed with Mr buy lease back
Both prominent Chinese government members
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Originally posted by Dice75 View PostAnyone go see the Maradona Film yet?
Will be downloading it soon as a decent one comes available if you want me to send it on when I find it.
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Originally posted by Dice75 View PostAnyone go see the Maradona Film yet?
Will be downloading it soon as a decent one comes available if you want me to send it on when I find it.1
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Originally posted by Solksjaer! View PostNo because I hate the cinema because people are fucking morons with crisp and sweet wrappers, in and out to the Jack's like a 5 year old and cant keep their gob shut for long enough.
Will be downloading it soon as a decent one comes available if you want me to send it on when I find it.1
You get all the sounds thru the cinema speakers, some of which don't come thru on home version
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Originally posted by Elshambles View PostMark kermode the film reviewer who knows nothing about sport said he saw it on big screen and little screen(TV or laptop) and said you must see it on the big screen
You get all the sounds thru the cinema speakers, some of which don't come thru on home versionGone full 'Glinner' since June 2022.
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Originally posted by Elshambles View PostMark kermode the film reviewer who knows nothing about sport said he saw it on big screen and little screen(TV or laptop) and said you must see it on the big screen
You get all the sounds thru the cinema speakers, some of which don't come thru on home version
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Originally posted by CourierCollie View PostI'm probably weird in that it is the high volume of the speakers in cinemas that puts me off going to them. I don't mind wearing ear plugs to live music, but a recorded event can fuck off.
It makes me hugely uncomfortable.This may or may not be an original thought of my own.
All efforts were made to make this thought original but with the abundance of thoughts in the world the originality of this thought cannot be guaranteed.
The author is not liable for any issue arising from the platitudinous nature of this post.
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Originally posted by Raoul Duke III View PostOh noes!!
The Tory beloved of all non-Tories, Rory Stewart, has been knocked out!!
I hope he goes full Ray Patterson when it happens
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Originally posted by Elshambles View PostWhen brexit turns to shit he is going to be a front runner
I hope he goes full Ray Patterson when it happens
http://youtu.be/RJaxduFfmjc
So when it all goes to shit, the narrative will be all about not having gone for a hard enough Brexit and betrayal from within. It'll also be the EU's fault of course, for not providing unicorns on demand."We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."
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Originally posted by Theresa View PostI hate loud anything. Nightclubs, Gigs, Missus music in car, Cinemas, I cannot handle bands in pubs that are loud enough to make a convo hard.
It makes me hugely uncomfortable.
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I was 39 when I joined ipb and drove ye insane with my superb attention seeking skills, I'm 49 in 1 hr 12mins and haven't changed much since apart from I won't be awake I'd imagine for ye to wish me happy birthday.
Mia is 14 chanel 24 it's Nuts how ye have grown to know me and my family
And the friends, I have made here is fucking awesome too. Tis mad!!!!
Where did that time go!
Yep still a needy cunt 🤗Her sky-ness
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Originally posted by SatNav View PostI was 39 when I joined ipb and drove ye insane with my superb attention seeking skills, I'm 49 in 1 hr 12mins and haven't changed much since apart from I won't be awake I'd imagine for ye to wish me happy birthday.
Mia is 14 chanel 24 it's Nuts how ye have grown to know me and my family
And the friends, I have made here is fucking awesome too. Tis mad!!!!
Where did that time go!
Yep still a needy cunt 🤗
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Originally posted by balfejohn View PostThat person in Kerry is probably getting funded by the Chinese government
They are buying up properties for cash all over
Friend of mine sold an apartment to them bout 2 months ago and they were on again wondering did she know of any other possible sites
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Originally posted by Kayroo View PostIf SatNav is here ten years... that means the likes of El Stuntman, GoodLuck2Me, etc must be here...
Dear Lord...
Next IPB gathering will probably involve spirited discussions of the merits of various mobility scooters"We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."
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Originally posted by Dice75 View PostAnyone go see the Maradona Film yet?
Birds of Passage however is exceptional.
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Good memories of the pokers! 2004 for me, played my first ever poker tourney for my last 20 quid in my first week of university, won it (met Jacques there when we were HU and started playing in his league at his house), shortly after paid for university with poker, played 200e HU with a friend in college each week, my team won the team event in the first IPO - wearing my poker heaven tshirt haha, most of us like 18 years old travelling to Dublin for it. Winning my first poker tournament with pros in it, Devilfish was in it, always remember playing him on his site. Eventually had a proper poker table in my apartment for my 25e FO weekly home games with wombatman and others, and crazy rules cash games after. Loved it! Haven't really played since then.
Originally posted by Dice75 View PostMilner?
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Originally posted by Raoul Duke III View Post2006 I reckon for me. There were definitely some of you fools around longer though.
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Originally posted by Raoul Duke III View PostThe nutters will never, ever face reality.
So when it all goes to shit, the narrative will be all about not having gone for a hard enough Brexit and betrayal from within. It'll also be the EU's fault of course, for not providing unicorns on demand.
Brexit in a nutshell
The Dutch PM was on R4 this morning and eviscerated pretty much every tentpole of the Brexit argument.
excerpt above, but really worthwhile seeking out the full thingPeople say I should be more humble I hope they understand, they don't listen when you mumble
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Originally posted by Kayroo View PostIf SatNav is here ten years... that means the likes of El Stuntman, GoodLuck2Me, etc must be here...
Dear Lord...
Originally posted by DeadParrotHowyis, long time reader, 1st time poster.....
Basically the jist is, I'm on a roll....
everyday for the last 2 weeks, I've played on me lunch and ended up at least a tenner...not great but I started with a €20 bankroll....
After some serious pain taken playing the STT's I started winning a few...then I won the 60c MTT (wow!!, I know)
A few more STT's and then 2 weeks ago, I started playing cash and lost me bollox. Annoyed, I returned to it and am hitting the .5/.10 tables and I go up every time...its too bloody easy....the thing is I go to the table with the max (20) and bully the ****e outta everyone....its lazy, its immoral and I'm afraid it might make my game suffer....
Any suggestions?
btw, this isnt a brag....I'm worried I may become a weaker playerPeople say I should be more humble I hope they understand, they don't listen when you mumble
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Seems like I had a realistic view of my abilities:
me no good at check-raising, playing tight, playing aggressive, bankroll management, bluffing, semi-bluffing, reading players, early tournie strategy, HU strategy, pre-flop, post-flop...you get the picture"We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."
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October 2005, straight into giving advice on playing hands and disagreeing with HJ, smug git that I was.
Be vaguely interesting if someone could run it through some of the tools which we didn't have back then, assign suitable ranges and see who was right.
Albeit back then likely ranges were admittedly a tad wider.
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April 2004
Have to say I enjoyed last night, bit of a baptism of fire for my first night in the Fitz, but that's cards for you.. didn't help that I didn't get a real break with the cards though.
for the first hour/ hour and a half I got nothing at all, although I stole a pot with a pair of 6's. First hand I got that was really worth playing was K10c with KKx on the flop, unfortunately my caller drew a flush and took a large portion of my chips!!
Spent the next hour watching my chips disappear on blinds and seeing flops that gave me nothing at all.
Second or third hand after the freezeout I had A7c and the flop came down Qc 10c Qd, there was only 3 players after me and I was short stacked so went all in thinking I could either take what was in the pot or maybe get one caller with 3 Q's and hit my flush with the turn or the river..
Quozl (greg) calls me and I think ok, probably got 3 Q's and a high kicker, still there for the taking, turn over the cards and he has Q10 in the hole........
So an early night, and probably not the best game I've ever played but enjoyable all the same! on the plus side because I was out so early I did win €100 in a home game afterwards so I covered the cost of the night.
Looking forward to next week, and some better cards to play with!
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