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Oldie time
Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson, and bragged that despite being 72 years of age,
He could still have sex 3 Times a night.
Cilla Black, who was also a guest, looked intrigued.
After the show, Cilla says,
"Sean, if I’m not bein too forward, I’d Luv to ’ave sex with yer. Lets go back to my ouse, we could ’ave a lorra fun."
So they went back to her place and got comfortable
After a couple of drinks they went off to bed
And had an hour of mad passionate sex together.
Afterwards, Sean says,
"If you think that was good,
Let me shleep for half an hour,
And we can have better shex.
But while I’m shleeping,
Hold my balls in your left hand and ma Willie in your right hand".
Cilla looks a bit perplexed, but says "Okay".
He sleeps for half an hour, awakens,
And they have even better sex than before.
Then Sean says,
’Cilla, that was wonderful.
But if you let me shleep for an hour,
We can have the besht shex yet. You’ll have to.......’
’I know Sean. Yer want me to ’old onto yer bat ’n balls again. No problem Hun".
Cilla complies with the routine.
The results this time are absolutely mind blowing.
Once it’s all over, they have a drink, Sean lights a cigarette and Cilla asks
’Sean, tell me, dis ’oldin yer balls in one hand, and yer Willie in de other - does it really stimulate yer that much?’
Sean replies, ’No, not at all Cilla,
But the last time I shlept with a scouser, the bitch stole ma wallet
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Originally posted by dobby View PostThe 2nd best game I've watched this year, 1st being Kildare Mayo, and by far and away the best game of the super.8s so far.
O'Neill gone from dead man walking after the Carlow debacle to securing his position into next year and hopefully he can get a bit more from this squad.Turning millions into thousands
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Originally posted by Raoul Duke III View PostWill I get a sweat out of this Schauffle character or will Speith just eat him up bones and all?
Speith is evens and Schauffle @4s which seems fair enough to me.
Need Molinari to start scoring. Rory is heartbreaking.
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Originally posted by Raoul Duke III View PostThose odds look a bit lopsided so we'll let this one ride. Off to locate some lobster now so hopefully come back to a decent evening. Hope yer man swings his golf sticks in the correct fashion.
Edit - Disclaimer: They may not get boiled alive these days, I don't know.
Opr
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Originally posted by Lazare View PostGrim.
Hope he had mouthwash.
Opr
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Originally posted by Opr View PostI was thinking exactly the same thing. His net worth must be massive at this stage. The game may be incredibly good but what is the end game here for him. I hope he enjoys some life outside poker because it seems to be all consuming for him or he at least has an exit plan down the road.
Opr
Woke up this morn at 6am to get ready for a race, full of positivity. Saw that pic and it put me on a bit of a downer for a while.I hold silver in tit for tat, and I love you for that
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Originally posted by Lazare View PostMaybe it's a one off but if not what use is a ball of money if you spend your life sleeping upright at poker tables.
Woke up this morn at 6am to get ready for a race, full of positivity. Saw that pic and it put me on a bit of a downer for a while.
Opr
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Originally posted by Lazare View PostMaybe it's a one off but if not what use is a ball of money if you spend your life sleeping upright at poker tables.
Woke up this morn at 6am to get ready for a race, full of positivity. Saw that pic and it put me on a bit of a downer for a while.
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Originally posted by Hectorjelly View PostHe's doing what he loves. I'd imagine if you asked jungleman would he want to get up at six am to do a parkrun and then come home to watch Jools Holland whilst strumming along on a guitar and drinking craft beer he would find the idea equally abhorrent.
Doesn't take me THAT long to get around parkrun.I hold silver in tit for tat, and I love you for that
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Originally posted by Hectorjelly View PostHe's doing what he loves. I'd imagine if you asked jungleman would he want to get up at six am to do a parkrun and then come home to watch Jools Holland whilst strumming along on a guitar and drinking craft beer he would find the idea equally abhorrent.
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Originally posted by Hectorjelly View PostHe's doing what he loves. I'd imagine if you asked jungleman would he want to get up at six am to do a parkrun and then come home to watch Jools Holland whilst strumming along on a guitar and drinking craft beer he would find the idea equally abhorrent.
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Originally posted by Bubbleking View Postgood comment from the US stream
"This generation of golfers never has had to face Tiger on a Sunday charge....and they are all dropping shots!"
Be crazy if he wins it, its his best chance of any major. Think Tiger bottled it when he saw the name Tiger on top.Last edited by Solksjaer!; 22-07-18, 16:11.
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Originally posted by Lazare View PostOne thing surely we can all admit.
Poker is full of the grim.
Opr
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Originally posted by luckforsome View Post...Heading to bray today- I will be defending my Chicken wing eating title...#onetime...
...Got to the comp at 15:30 but it was over...
...The worst thing is, the winners in both heats had 10 &11 wings in 3 minutes...I'd have destroyed that...I had 18 last year, and have a new technique now as well...
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I love golf.This may or may not be an original thought of my own.
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Originally posted by luckforsome View Post...I fucking missed this, absolutely raging...Some idiot walked the tracks so we had to stop for 20 minutes...Then at a bend, guy comes off the tracks and climbs a hill but driver didn't notice and couldn't see where he was, so had to call the police and wait...
...Got to the comp at 15:30 but it was over...
...The worst thing is, the winners in both heats had 10 &11 wings in 3 minutes...I'd have destroyed that...I had 18 last year, and have a new technique now as well...
What are you having for tea now done?.
Is Bray the only one you do?.
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Originally posted by Opr View PostI was going to go for lobster a week or so back. Someone started questioning eating something that is boiled alive. I think that talk that I listened to from Peterson about lobsters made it even less appealing. I didn't order the lobster. Enjoy
Edit - Disclaimer: They may not get boiled alive these days, I don't know.
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Originally posted by luckforsome View Post...I fucking missed this, absolutely raging...Some idiot walked the tracks so we had to stop for 20 minutes...Then at a bend, guy comes off the tracks and climbs a hill but driver didn't notice and couldn't see where he was, so had to call the police and wait...
...Got to the comp at 15:30 but it was over...
...The worst thing is, the winners in both heats had 10 &11 wings in 3 minutes...I'd have destroyed that...I had 18 last year, and have a new technique now as well...
What's the technique?I hold silver in tit for tat, and I love you for that
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Originally posted by Strewelpeter View PostIts good that the Kildare game won't be a dead rubber and better that we get to twist the knife in the corpse
Kildare will take alot from these games moving forward.
On site note, the golf is unreal.
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Originally posted by Strewelpeter View Postcurrently joint leader with Molanari your man 3.5 on the machine
Go Xander. Manipulate your golf bat sagaciously."We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."
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I don't want Francesco to win. Would be such a boring winner.This may or may not be an original thought of my own.
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Originally posted by shrapnel View PostHarsh. 33 holes without a bogeyThis may or may not be an original thought of my own.
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Originally posted by rounders123 View PostNot when you see the rubdown he will be giving Francisco.
This is a classic major.
Raoul Duke looks like he will be rewarded for hos lack of knowledge. The best way to win money.
Just to back up the lack of knowledge bit. What happens if it's a playoff? Win part of the bet is outright?"We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."
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Originally posted by shrapnel View PostDelighted tbh. Phenomenal weekend and well deserved
Missus has Spieth in her work pool, hilarious stuff, watching her crumble as he did. It was gas, slouching further and further down the couch as the wheels came off.This may or may not be an original thought of my own.
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