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Originally posted by dobby View PostMickey D looking very happy
*Meant this in answer to Kevs ban hammer postLast edited by Solksjaer!; 03-09-17, 18:06.
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Originally posted by rounders123 View PostGot my hair cut by a Thai transexual earlier today. Only punter in the shop. She didn't know what the statutory Irish hair cut was 3 on the side bit off the top. She said 3 all over?. No 3 around the sides and back and a sissors for the top and blend it in. The blend it comment in had no resonance but I was buckeled up at this stage so turning back wasn't an option. Much like James Wattana she was entirely inscrutable. I was bug eyed on watch throughout in case she gave me a step or something but managed to land it on a narrow runway. Job well done and even left a tip which was taken with equal inscrutability which made me regret leaving a tip."We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."
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Originally posted by Raoul Duke III View PostDid you ask her how to play KT sooooted?
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Originally posted by Jibzzzz View PostDo I have a sweat on Joe Canning MOTM? I don't think so but no one really stood out for it IMO.
If I could back him now, I would, gl!
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Wonder how many rapes this prevented
Jesus this vids even worse,the lads all having bantz while Simon young spits lines about children being defiled.simpler times
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Originally posted by mdoug View PostHave emailed croke park now, but just in case on the off chance they can't help. Where can i get a programme from today? Friend had one earlier but dropped/lost it and are gone home now. Hoping croker delivers but BBV owes needs to if not
Last edited by oleras; 03-09-17, 22:16.This too shall pass.
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Originally posted by mdoug View PostHave emailed croke park now, but just in case on the off chance they can't help. Where can i get a programme from today? Friend had one earlier but dropped/lost it and are gone home now. Hoping croker delivers but BBV owes needs to if not
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Originally posted by rounders123 View PostGot my hair cut by a Thai transexual earlier today. Only punter in the shop. She didn't know what the statutory Irish hair cut was 3 on the side bit off the top. She said 3 all over?. No 3 around the sides and back and a sissors for the top and blend it in. The blend it comment in had no resonance but I was buckeled up at this stage so turning back wasn't an option. Much like James Wattana she was entirely inscrutable. I was bug eyed on watch throughout in case she gave me a step or something but managed to land it on a narrow runway. Job well done and even left a tip which was taken with equal inscrutability which made me regret leaving a tip.X can be anything, any number, that is what’s CRAZY about X.
Because X doesn’t roll like that, because X can’t be pinned down!
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Originally posted by hotspur View PostIs it only this and 9/11 that are "remember where you were" events during our time (Elvis for some of our older folks?)
Ancient.X can be anything, any number, that is what’s CRAZY about X.
Because X doesn’t roll like that, because X can’t be pinned down!
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Originally posted by ionapaul View PostHow's everything going for you guys in this regard Dom? Settling in to a routine, etc...?
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Originally posted by 5starpool View PostGenerally good. I'd love 8 hours unbroken sleep though. He's pretty good at night though for his age, so hopefully in a few weeks will be sleeping for a good stretch at night. I prefer to be at home the whole time, but sadly economic reality won't allow this. After looking after 1, I don't know how the likes of the Dices coped with twin newborns and another young child.
You still hobble and grimace and complain sometimes, but you are a hiker so get on with the hike. Or perhaps you are not a hiker,
in which case the scenery is of no consolation to you. In which case one hike is enough.
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Originally posted by Lazare View PostI was at a mate's house party the night she died, we were all off our faces. Someone came up with the line 'Dodi didn't die with Di did he?' and we all spent hours saying that and laughing, because, as I said, we were off our face.
Myself and three others were heading to LA the next morning for the holiday of a lifetime.
Watched a bit of the funeral at about 4am in the maddest house party in Hollywood, vague memories of how we ended up at it but man it was the maddest bunch of people I've ever shared space with. Gang bangers with nitrous oxide tanks, New York stock brokers, hippies in their sixties, you name it.
People say you never forget where you were at the time, damn right.
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Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide To... View PostDisney ended up as €1,500 all in for the three days. Genuinely don't think I've ever spent that amount of money that well before. Such a phenomenal place. If you're on the fence about whether it's crass commercialisation of idealistic fantasies designed by a nazi worshipper or a magical wonderland then jump straight onto the magic train and choo-choo your way on an unforgettable adventure."We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."
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Haven't drank or been out past 10 for almost a month now, just been working away. We beat a rival pretty easily on saturday and there was a seafood festival on in town that everyone was going to so i said I would go, by about 9.30 i had first beer bought for me, by 11pm I recognised my neighbour at it who is this attractive single lady who i've not spoken to. Went back to talking about etc rugby and then I get home around 2am.
I texted my misses a little bit, then went to sleep or so I thought. at well after 3am i found myself outside my patio door in my boxers and a tshirt going to bring in my basil plant as it was cold, the sliding patio door closed behind me and i got locked out. i tried and tried to open doors, then ran around to front, buzzed every apartment in the complex until someone let me in. ended up trying to sleep on the floor next to my apartment door. Eventually i heard the neighbour moving around in her apartment so i knocked on her door. explained the situation and she let me use her phone, im standing in middle of random persons apartment in my boxers badly needing to take a shit while waiting for the person with the spare key to arrive.
I missed the team bus to the away game close to munich and it turned out while i was in her apartment he had already gone to my place, checked for me and was worried so started calling around everywhere for me. After I called he had to turn back and come to let me in. Absolute disaster of a night
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Originally posted by newbie2 View PostNever.
Happening.
Again.
Ever.
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Originally posted by newbie2 View PostNever.
Happening.
Again.
Ever.
Been years since I had to get up with a kid through the night. Aimee is 7 and apart from a few times she had night terrors, she slept through from about 15 months every night and not waking for a thing.
Now I am not saying I always get 8 hours sleep, the bloody heat here wakes me lol. Roll on cooler weather
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Originally posted by ionapaul View PostMight be a consequence of just getting older though, right? At the grand old age of 41 I find it harder than ever to lie in or get 8 hours unbroken sleep. I wake, go back to sleep, get up earlier than I used to; feels like a pretty natural evolution in my own life, not sure if anyone else has experienced the same.
Once she's allowed to drive again though in a week or so, she'll take visits down to her parents, so I'll be more able to test the theory. Knowing me though, I'll manage to procrastinate enough to still only get 6 hours before my work alarm goes off.
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Originally posted by Trippie View Post
I texted my misses a little bit, then went to sleep or so I thought. at well after 3am i found myself outside my patio door in my boxers and a tshirt going to bring in my basil plant as it was cold, the sliding patio door closed behind me and i got locked out.People say I should be more humble I hope they understand, they don't listen when you mumble
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Originally posted by Trippie View PostHaven't drank or been out past 10 for almost a month now, just been working away. We beat a rival pretty easily on saturday and there was a seafood festival on in town that everyone was going to so i said I would go, by about 9.30 i had first beer bought for me, by 11pm I recognised my neighbour at it who is this attractive single lady who i've not spoken to. Went back to talking about etc rugby and then I get home around 2am.
I texted my misses a little bit, then went to sleep or so I thought. at well after 3am i found myself outside my patio door in my boxers and a tshirt going to bring in my basil plant as it was cold, the sliding patio door closed behind me and i got locked out. i tried and tried to open doors, then ran around to front, buzzed every apartment in the complex until someone let me in. ended up trying to sleep on the floor next to my apartment door. Eventually i heard the neighbour moving around in her apartment so i knocked on her door. explained the situation and she let me use her phone, im standing in middle of random persons apartment in my boxers badly needing to take a shit while waiting for the person with the spare key to arrive.
I missed the team bus to the away game close to munich and it turned out while i was in her apartment he had already gone to my place, checked for me and was worried so started calling around everywhere for me. After I called he had to turn back and come to let me in. Absolute disaster of a night
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Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide To... View PostIf you got it less than two years ago then send it back and get them to fix it or replace it. Warranties for phones (even if not explicitly stated) last at least two years as thats the length of most phone contracts so there's an expectation that the phone will last that long.
Took an S7 as an upgrade today because I was desperate and it was 'free', but I won't get it for a couple of days. Interesting to see how I cope.I hold silver in tit for tat, and I love you for that
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