Bad beat/Moaning/Venting thread - Mammy told me not to come.

[Flushdraw]

Does anyone know of database program that will let me enter people's details/skills, and then if i put in some parameters, it will return a suitable candidate? (Rallyteam seems to do something similar but it's $250 p.m. for 100 profiles and want something cheaper)

e.g. in football terms

Profile:

Alexis Sanchez
€150,000 p.w.
12 months

Skills:

Pace
Free Kick
Right Foot
Penalties

Weakness:

Stamina
Leadership

Notes:

Good team players when things are going well.

So if i enter the following, it will return Alexis Sanchez (and any other suitable candidates) plus the players notes.

€100k - €200k
12 months
Free Kick
Penalties

I could probably do something with Excel/Access but would prefer a program. Similarly, if anyone has any experience with any programs similar to Slack/Trello/Jira for managing large amounts of tasks/people/content, let me know. Thanks!

[NewApproach]

Does anyone know of database program that will let me enter people's details/skills, and then if i put in some parameters, it will return a suitable candidate? (Rallyteam seems to do something similar but it's $250 p.m. for 100 profiles and want something cheaper)

e.g. in football terms



So if i enter the following, it will return Alexis Sanchez (and any other suitable candidates) plus the players notes.

€100k - €200k
12 months
Free Kick
Penalties

I could probably do something with Excel/Access but would prefer a program. Similarly, if anyone has any experience with any programs similar to Slack/Trello/Jira for managing large amounts of tasks/people/content, let me know. Thanks!

Fair play to whoever manages to sell that for $250/month!

[MrsFlushdraw]

Fair play to whoever manages to sell that for $250/month!

Have you experience with rallyteam?

[MrsFlushdraw]

Is the task at hand is not covered by the capabilities of Slack, Trello or Jira then you need a payrise.

Rallyteam is a program that you can input the CV's of all your contractors. It has all their skills etc and when jobs come in the program can match what you have to possible candidates.

Jobs are either public or private in case there is pay details on it and when jobs are completed the person can send an invoice directly through the program and the person can get paid through it as well.

I have no idea what Jira does but I don't think any of the programs above can do all that.

[Flushdraw]

Fair play to whoever manages to sell that for $250/month!

Nah, Rallyteam has the capability of doing that, but lots of other stuff too that i wouldn't need it for so not really a suitable candidate! Price goes from $50 up depending on the number of profiles you create.

Is the task at hand is not covered by the capabilities of Slack, Trello or Jira then you need a payrise.

You can't build a database on any of those channels. I want something that will essentially look like a Panini Stick album when i open it, and then allow me to filter it. There's lots of programs online for organising content etc, but just seeing if anyone has any hands on experience or would recommend something.

[Strewelpeter]

but just seeing if anyone has any hands on experience or would recommend something.

Could be a nice little training exercise for Hitch if you don't want to do it yourself in excel / sheets.

[DeadParrot]

Rallyteam is a program that you can input the CV's of all your contractors. It has all their skills etc and when jobs come in the program can match what you have to possible candidates.

Jobs are either public or private in case there is pay details on it and when jobs are completed the person can send an invoice directly through the program and the person can get paid through it as well.

I have no idea what Jira does but I don't think any of the programs above can do all that.

This is a rather simple SQL query at the end of the day.
I'm sure give Mrs FD a sqllite enabled web environment and some motivation ( ) she could put something together

[ionapaul]

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[NewApproach]

Have you experience with rallyteam?

My knowledge of it is limited to what Flushdraw posted, hence my response.

[MrsFlushdraw]

My knowledge of it is limited to what Flushdraw posted, hence my response.

I have been working with it a good few months now. Although we don't really need the people to fill out the CV part it is handy for organising their jobs and also the billing side. I have to deal with developers all over the world and it does the job for me so I have all the invoices for these jobs in one place.

It could be a handy tool, I know my company don't use it to it's full advantage where as Tony looking to use nearly all the facilities on a larger scale.

The part where you can actually pay the people is so handy, means there is less chance of errors being made as you pay the exact amount that was invoiced so you don't have contractors crying we made a mistake

[MrsFlushdraw]

This is a rather simple SQL query at the end of the day.
I'm sure give Mrs FD a sqllite enabled web environment and some motivation ( ) she could put something together

I have no time for anything any more

This working full time is sure getting in the way. Plus my hours are 1pm-10pm so I can be in touch with the Head Office in San Diego.

My mornings are spent at the beach, priorities priorities haha

[ArmaniJeans]

BT the sole broadcaster of Heineken Cup from 2018/19 season.

http://sport.bt.com/rugby-union/bt-sport-wins-exclusive-rights-to-european-rugby-champions-cup-and-challenge-cup-S11364191963884

[Dice75]

Just watched the program about John Giles on the RTE player. Not bad if you have an interest in it.

Anyone read his autobiography?

[Raoul Duke III]

BT the sole broadcaster of Heineken Cup from 2018/19 season.
http://sport.bt.com/rugby-union/bt-s...11364191963884

oh, great.

cancel the SatNav package obv.

[Guest]

You can't build a database on any of those channels. I want something that will essentially look like a Panini Stick album when i open it, and then allow me to filter it. There's lots of programs online for organising content etc, but just seeing if anyone has any hands on experience or would recommend something.

The answer to your question is database

Databases only look like panini sticker albums in really shit films

[Mellor]

Yeah, pretty much sounds like a database task. It's been years since I was shown access so I'd probably just do it in excel. Any polished looking program that does the same will just be a simple database with a pretty veneer slapped on.

[Theresa]

Jira not the tool for that.

Access would be best solution right now and I'd echo others that you wouldn't have a slick interface and that's it's just an SQL query (use khan academy if you want a free SQL course).

[DeadParrot]

Something like django might be a simple way of doing what you want

https://docs.djangoproject.com/en/1.11/topics/db/queries/

e.g

[shano1888]

I don't know what a tracker mortage is.

[Strewelpeter]

Jira not the tool for that..

Its not the right tool for it but you could do it with it, TBF there is not much you couldn't do in it!

[Flushdraw]

Cheers for the advice guys.

[Theresa]

Its not the right tool for it but you could do it with it, TBF there is not much you couldn't do in it!

You're right you could but square pegs in round holes gonna cost you long term. We've tried using it as a database for a bunch of stuff and its just not built for it. Search function is meh for this task. Imagine having to open up a separate JIRA for each return. Or having to set up a dashboard so you didn't have to open up a JIRA. Hassle.

Also Jira is expensive, difficult to set up for someone that doesn't use it and their cloud offering is not nearly as good as the hosted.

Its a sick piece of software for what it does though, some of the data we get from it from an operational improvement perspective has saved us tens of thousands. We've rebuilt the processes for two departments so far, have JIRA tracking every part and our software integrates with it amazingly well. Office is slowly becoming a bunch of JIRA dashboards.

[CHDad]

Game of Thrones is back in 12 days m8s

[DeadParrot]

Large linked server query running two hours.....

[Lazare]

I don't know what a tracker mortage is.

Thought I was the only one that didn't have a notion what they were all on about

[Emmet]

BT the sole broadcaster of Heineken Cup from 2018/19 season.
http://sport.bt.com/rugby-union/bt-s...11364191963884

cunt nuggets

[Tar.Aldarion]

Unemployment down to 6.3%

https://www.irishtimes.com/business/economy/unemployment-falls-to-nine-year-low-of-6-3-1.3142992?mode=amp

[Guest]

Re: rush hour

Flying home tomorrow, took today off to pick up a cheap-ish suit(currently fat as a whale, not spending money on anything decent)

Had to go in for few hours due to area manager being about and lad opening pub got drunk last night

So go shopping late, lad in shop picks one that fits me, looks alright, he talked me out of more expensive one,, bit cheap looking but most off rack are imo



Get to tube at 17:27 due to having to work

What to do...

Pints Duke, pints! Avoid the rush by drinking pints

Meeting mate deepest southside for dinner at 8

I fear she may be more pissed than me

[DeadParrot]

Large linked server query running two hours.....

Killed it, changed joins and dropped reindexed tables on the fly.
Ran in 4 mins...

[Strewelpeter]

[Guest]

BT the sole broadcaster of Heineken Cup from 2018/19 season.
http://sport.bt.com/rugby-union/bt-s...11364191963884

Instant result of sky's "chavball" subscribers not having to subsidise Rugby and other niche sports from now on.

[Solksjaer!]

or for the day thats in it. We'll mmet agsin by Vera Lynne was closer to the American civil war than today. (maybe)

[FeetMagic]

Mayweather now available at 2/11. I've been watching the market closely since it became available over a year ago when Mayweather was around the 1/20 mark. Hoping to get close to 1/4 in Vegas come showtime and hammer it!

[Dice75]

I see on the news Hendrick is up on an assault charge in Dublin. Hardly get his holidays if found guilty?

Poor Oleras be devastated, IPBer trying to send him down and all

[careca]

Had to Google release date as couldn't believe it. Holy shit scary

[CHDad]

Had to Google release date as couldn't believe it. Holy shit scary

Shaking in me boots here.

[Denny Crane]

When people start doing that with Metallica songs I'll get worried.

[Denny Crane]

4 years away. Great.

[CHDad]

4 years away. Great.

When they start doing it about trump becoming president and talking about how he was shot I'll still think it's retarded.

I'm gona live forever.

[Guest]

Blind Lemon Jefferson's "See That My Grave Is Kept Clean" is closer to the publishing of Darwin’s "The Origin of Species" than it is to today!

[Denny Crane]

When they start doing it about trump becoming president and talking about how he was shot I'll still think it's retarded.

I'm gona live forever.

Think I'd take him in a last longer

[nicnicnic]

Unemployment down to 6.3%

https://www.irishtimes.com/business/...42992?mode=amp

last line

"The State’s youth unemployment rate was 11.9 per cent, down from 11.8 per cent in May."

[Denny Crane]

The latest figures show that the number of workers classified as unemployed fell by 900 to 139,400 in June, which equates to an annual decrease of 42,100

[Lord Sir Banter]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTRh3ymK4zE

[TheJiggaman]

He's some man to talk, especially after wussing out of the Manchester gig

[CHDad]

Let's bet.

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[poprock]

http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/exclusive-i-have-nothing-to-hide-husband-of-missing-woman-45-says-gardai-treated-him-unfairly-as-a-suspect-35897101.html

Its just too much...

[ionapaul]

I got a 'new' phone yesterday, a OnePlus 3T (am guessing it was bought at launch in Nov 2016) - seems like a great piece of kit. Selling my Xiaomi Redmi Note 4 as a result, which is good but in the end not what I wanted.

Does anyone else have the OnePlus 3T and if so, any tips and tricks you're willing to offer?

[AndyFatBastard]

http://www.independent.ie/irish-news...-35897101.html

Its just too much...

He's overegging the pudding big time.

[6starpool]

I got a 'new' phone yesterday, a OnePlus 3T (am guessing it was bought at launch in Nov 2016) - seems like a great piece of kit. Selling my Xiaomi Redmi Note 4 as a result, which is good but in the end not what I wanted.

Does anyone else have the OnePlus 3T and if so, any tips and tricks you're willing to offer?

If you've had an android phone before it does pretty much exactly what your other phones did.

[MrsFlushdraw]

I got a 'new' phone yesterday, a OnePlus 3T (am guessing it was bought at launch in Nov 2016) - seems like a great piece of kit. Selling my Xiaomi Redmi Note 4 as a result, which is good but in the end not what I wanted.

Does anyone else have the OnePlus 3T and if so, any tips and tricks you're willing to offer?

The drawing of a O to turn camera on, the V for flashlight and recently found out you can pass hand over phone to get the time to come up. There is a three finger thing for doing a screenshot.

The 3T has a better camera than mine, my daughter has the 3T and loves it. She was all things apple till she got her phone.

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[Guest]

A taxi driver was saying about this kiosk in Ballsbridge selling for a fck load of money. Seems it was €330k.




Remember thinking at the time, in between the taxi drivers astonishment at the money spent, that it was probably a very decent price for the buyers. Not only do you get to sell coffee there, but you also get essentially a massive billboard for life for the Starbucks brand on one of the most important artery roads into the centre. An absolute bargain in that sense.

Thought the guy who was selling coffee out of there went out of business recently?

[ionapaul]

If you've had an android phone before it does pretty much exactly what your other phones did.

I get ya Dom but some flavours of Android are better than others, and all phones seem to have one or two interesting quirks that are fairly unique. The ol' Xiaomi had a tendency to send me notifications in Chinese once every month or so, never could figure out which app was sending them or how to stop it!

[Raoul Duke III]

confused old man

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[Tar.Aldarion]

I am told they would not renew his lease in order to give it to starbucks.

[ionapaul]

confused old man

That's not really damning evidence to be fair - there's every chance that something on the blind side of the limo confused him, in a perfectly understandable way. I mean all of us presumably are confused every now and then, despite being in perfect mental health!

In most interviews I've seen of him recently, he mightn't be the clearest thinker in terms of getting his message out but hasn't he been like that for years?