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@Hitch and others, The Apprentice final:
SPOILERFirst year I've watched it, it's not too bad, pretty amazing how some of the people on it were cast outside of the comedic value.
I was pretty disappointed to see the Irish girl go, I thought the fact that she already had a successful product albeit discontinued was more than enough to see her go through to the final.
I had Scarlett as the fav for a while now, assume she was most people's.
I saw your back & forth on Twitter Hitch, I'd have to agree with you regarding the globe question but it does just look terrible on TV.
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Originally posted by Raoul Duke III View PostIf you ever do have to go into Temple St with a fracture, be prepared for a long wait - especially at night time when they have only quarter as many fracture nurses on.
The pro tip is to tell your kid to scream really loudly when they are doing the triage examination. That way you will get bumped higher up the queue.
Stoic little kids bravely bearing the pain go to the bottom of the list.
For adults, complaining of chest pain scores very highly in the A&E triage algorithm, of course, but lesser known is that any mention of testicular pain as a sideline symptom can rocket one to the, ahem, head of the queue, according to a well-placed source!
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Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide To... View PostCan't quote or google that! Apprentice Final has already been shown?
(apols for not yet getting back to your very nice PM, been working like a bollix all week)
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Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide To... View PostSPOILERScarlett has a great business personality. Actually Carina too. I kinda think it might be Carina just from the way it has been filmed and no harm there. It would definitely be picking the underdog though as Scarlett would do great through corporate connections of Sugar+co, whereas there are only so many of Carina's dad's cakes that Amstrad can eat.SPOILERYeah fair point, my issue with the show is that it feels very outdated. It's based so much upon being a good salesperson and success in the tasks are often quite dependent on luck.
I think a reshuffle with Lord Sugar or someone new with a fresher "Silicon Valley" approach, people wear more casual clothes, less about sales, maybe more focus on tech, innovative solutions to a company's problem.
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Child # 1's school just had Christmas carol service. 300 kids singing in perfect harmony rather impressive. Possibly helped that the girl:boy choir split was about 5 to 1.
They finished with a medley, which itself finished with Fairytale of New York. Ballsy choice imo!"We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."
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Originally posted by kpnuts View PostSolid info.
For adults, complaining of chest pain scores very highly in the A&E triage algorithm, of course, but lesser known is that any mention of testicular pain as a sideline symptom can rocket one to the, ahem, head of the queue, according to a well-placed source!
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Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide To... View PostSPOILEROh absolutely. Its pure entertainment, and a bit aged at even that. The fact that one of the best contestants plans to open a bakery says it all about the ambition of the show. Would be class to have people e.g. working on new projects.
Also anyone with a solid business idea would presumably have easier ways of raising the money rather than spending 6 weeks in a dormitory and doing these strange tasks.
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Originally posted by kpnuts View PostSolid info.
For adults, complaining of chest pain scores very highly in the A&E triage algorithm, of course, but lesser known is that any mention of testicular pain as a sideline symptom can rocket one to the, ahem, head of the queue, according to a well-placed source!
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Originally posted by ArmaniJeans View PostIt's only £250K so I'd have thought the businesses are always going to be fairly low-key like the one you mentioned. A revolutionary tech idea would probably need a lot more money?
Also anyone with a solid business idea would presumably have easier ways of raising the money rather than spending 6 weeks in a dormitory and doing these strange tasks.
A guy I worked with up until recently was accepted on to a program run within the company.
He does four 6 month projects in four different locations around the world, he gets his full salary and all expenses paid throughout the entire project.
The goal is to create the future leaders of the company and incentivise the best to stay.
That sort of opportunity seems better than 250k in the right industry.
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Originally posted by Hectorjelly View PostZuutroy (or anyone). I am trying to work out probabilities for a Markov Chain that contains recursion (ie there are terminal states, and there are also possible infinite loops). Can you point me to a resource for a suitable algorithm?
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Kenny Lynch is dead, aged 81
Loved this guy when i was a kid. He was everywhere in the 70s and 80s (and the 60s too apparently). So much talent.
Pop music, movies, light entertainment with a side frisson of gangster in real life.
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Originally posted by Hectorjelly View PostZuutroy (or anyone). I am trying to work out probabilities for a Markov Chain that contains recursion (ie there are terminal states, and there are also possible infinite loops). Can you point me to a resource for a suitable algorithm?
If you are working with some type of matrix and it isn't too complex say 2x2 or 3x3 you should be able to work out the steady state by hand if that's the end goal.
Not 100% sure this is what you're after but numpy arrays are used for markov so that might help.
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Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide To... View PostNext day or same day Amazon delivery is coming to Ireland.
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Which one of us was this? Any sightings of Denny Crane in the Cork area?
https://www.breakingnews.ie/discover/cork-punter-places-record-bet-on-trumps-re-election-971252.htmlThis means if Trump is re-elected they will take home €47,727.27."I can’t find anyone who agrees with what I write or think these days, so I guess I must be getting closer to the truth." - Hunter S. Thompson
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Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide To... View PostChristmas arrival in the local fancy butchers of truffles. A whopping €1,920 a kilo, which is seemingly quite cheap compared to other years and the truffles this year are meant to be amazing. What do I do with my measly 15grams? I gather a very simple pasta or maybe scrambled eggs is the ideal recipe?
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Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide To... View PostChristmas arrival in the local fancy butchers of truffles. A whopping €1,920 a kilo, which is seemingly quite cheap compared to other years and the truffles this year are meant to be amazing. What do I do with my measly 15grams? I gather a very simple pasta or maybe scrambled eggs is the ideal recipe?
The truffle wasn't even mentioned on the menu. Think it was a fiver."We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."
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Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide To... View Post10/11 seems like a great price
But...I'm a bit of a sucker for political betting. I knew the tories were gonna romp but still had a little flutter on a hung parlimentPeople say I should be more humble I hope they understand, they don't listen when you mumble
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Originally posted by Murdrum View PostAre you looking to work out steady state probabilities via a markov matrix? If so, it sounds like something that could be done via numpy in Python.
If you are working with some type of matrix and it isn't too complex say 2x2 or 3x3 you should be able to work out the steady state by hand if that's the end goal.
Not 100% sure this is what you're after but numpy arrays are used for markov so that might help.
I have to write python code that can take a series of states, and return the probability of ending in each of the terminal states. The states can have recur, which is what makes it difficult. So far I have written a program that will just run the series (n) times and give me the data, but I think there is a formula I'm lacking that allows you to work out the limit of each probability. My brute force method is too slow to be of any use.
Here's an example to make sure I'm explaining properly: We always start at state(0).
s0 = [0, 0.5, 0, 0, 0, 0.5] # s0 can become s1 or s5 in equal probability
s1 = [(4/9), 0, 0, 3/9, 2/9, 0] # s1 can become s0, s3, or s4, but with different probabilities
s2 = [0, 0, 1, 0, 0, 0] # s2 is terminal, and unreachable
s3 = [0, 0, 0, 1, 0, 0] # s3 is terminal
s4 = [0, 0, 0, 0, 1, 0] # s4 is terminal
s5 = [0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 1] # s5 is terminal
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Aer Lingus have to be the worst airline.
It’s a tough call considering so many of them make something that should be easy so so difficult but I think the Irish are the ones to take it.
An absolute joke of a company and a service. I swore I’d never book with them again last time and I’m the idiot for giving them a chance. Back to Ryanair, who despite the bad press they get are efficient, easy and for me the space isn’t an issue.This may or may not be an original thought of my own.
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Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide To... View PostSeems like a nice illustration of a fairly well-established market principle there. Never get into a fight with stupid investors as they can stay stupider for longer can you can remain liquid.
Denny seems to have smart views of the markets, given its his job, but that whole anti-Tesla thing seems to be driven by some weird pro-Trump community ideology about how awful it is that cars can run in an environmentally friendly way.
Plus given the sheer volume of money dying to get into the market, betting on anything falling seems like working with the odds against you. Until it all eventually collapses of course.
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Originally posted by DeadParrot View PostI'd be eating the 6/1+ on dem candidates personally.
But...I'm a bit of a sucker for political betting. I knew the tories were gonna romp but still had a little flutter on a hung parliment
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Originally posted by Hectorjelly View PostI have to write python code that can take a series of states, and return the probability of ending in each of the terminal states. The states can have recur, which is what makes it difficult. So far I have written a program that will just run the series (n) times and give me the data, but I think there is a formula I'm lacking that allows you to work out the limit of each probability. My brute force method is too slow to be of any use.
Here's an example to make sure I'm explaining properly: We always start at state(0).
s0 = [0, 0.5, 0, 0, 0, 0.5] # s0 can become s1 or s5 in equal probability
s1 = [(4/9), 0, 0, 3/9, 2/9, 0] # s1 can become s0, s3, or s4, but with different probabilities
s2 = [0, 0, 1, 0, 0, 0] # s2 is terminal, and unreachable
s3 = [0, 0, 0, 1, 0, 0] # s3 is terminal
s4 = [0, 0, 0, 0, 1, 0] # s4 is terminal
s5 = [0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 1] # s5 is terminal
I found Dartmouth good: https://www.dartmouth.edu/~chance/te.../Chapter11.pdf
I hope this helps
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Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide To... View PostChristmas arrival in the local fancy butchers of truffles. A whopping €1,920 a kilo, which is seemingly quite cheap compared to other years and the truffles this year are meant to be amazing. What do I do with my measly 15grams? I gather a very simple pasta or maybe scrambled eggs is the ideal recipe?
Those books are ok, all the idyllic provincial France colour is great but the rewriting the same crime yarn with different names is a bit thin.Turning millions into thousands
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Originally posted by Theresa View PostAer Lingus have to be the worst airline.
It’s a tough call considering so many of them make something that should be easy so so difficult but I think the Irish are the ones to take it.
An absolute joke of a company and a service. I swore I’d never book with them again last time and I’m the idiot for giving them a chance. Back to Ryanair, who despite the bad press they get are efficient, easy and for me the space isn’t an issue.
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Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide To... View Postheh, am an absolute sucker on that front too. Hence why suspecting that the exact opposite to what I feel will happen (that dems will romp home even if they put a dead duck up as their candidate) is the right bet to make.
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Originally posted by thechamp87 View PostFly with them twice a week to/from London and a couple of times a year to/from the US and have the complete opposite view.
So what happens then is even with 90 min overlay in heathrow you miss your connection as you, and 50 others need to line up to get your boarding pass in the terminal. Where of course they have one incredibly unhelpful person working on a lone desk.
On the way back the online check in never ever works. And of course they have three people and a billion people lining up to check in at a desk. Eamonn can prob confirm how bad this is.This may or may not be an original thought of my own.
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Actually while I’m at it!
What is the whole point of check in and the utter rigmarole around it for Air travel in particular? Where did it come from and why aren’t we past it?
I don’t need to check in for a bus, well at least not with as much effort as an airline.
What checks are they doing that they can’t do at the actual boarding gate.
Pls explain. BBV is all knowledgeable please tell me why this process began and persists.This may or may not be an original thought of my own.
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Can’t be bothered digging it up but seem to remember a big row here about self driving cars here a few years ago and the consensus here from all the lads who swallow big tech press releases was that we would be well on our way with public adoption by now
Just like most of the AI bullshit, pure spoofery.
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At check in, the airline receives the relevant flight coupon(s) from the ticket or electronic ticket. The coupon, whether paper or electronic, is needed for the operating airline to claim the value of the flight back from the original travel agent or airline that issued the ticket, and who received the money from the purchaser in the first place. The coupon (and the money) is not transferred earlier because once it is out of the agent or original issuer's hands, the flight related to it cannot be cancelled or changed until the coupon (or the money) is transferred back to the original issuer. Everyone has to play by the same rules, to ensure interoperability between airlines and travel agents worldwide.
However, some low cost airlines, like EasyJet and Ryanair, do not participate in the "normal" way ticket accounting is done, they just collect all the money at the time the booking is made. Travel agents who wish to sell their flights must arrange to use their special and proprietary systems. These airlines are free to arrange their check in system however suits them best. They still have an interest in knowing how many people are likely to show up, in collecting passport or immigration information where required, and estimating baggage weights for the flight. But they do not need to obey the rules on time limits.
Longer explanation.
You probably have noticed that you often buy your flight from a different company than the airline itself. Maybe you buy the ticket from a travel agent. Or perhaps even a different airline. Often many airlines are involved in a complicated itinerary, such as a round-the-world ticket.
There are many millions of travel agents around the globe and hundreds of airlines. But they are not independent. Airlines often need to work together, not just on codeshares but for interline feed too, and travel agents anywhere could be selling a journey for any airline. Therefore we need a single, universal system for moving money between airlines. It's no good to make it up for each individual transaction, (unless you are a low cost carrier who sells your tickets yourself only for your own flights).
So how does the ticket seller who collects your money distribute it to the operating carriers, and more importantly (considering we are talking about billions of dollars moving around the globe every year) what is the audit trail for this process? How do you keep track of currency exchange movements in a fair way?
When you buy a flight or a journey, you are actually buying a ticket. This used to be a paper ticket, but now it's electronic. But the actual process is the same as before, it's just an electronic implementation of the paper. The ticket is your proof to the airline that you paid an organisation it trusts for the flight. The airline will only distribute its unique ticket paper to travel agents it trusts. With electronic ticketing, only travel agencies it trusts will have access to its e-ticket server. The airline may also trust the ticket paper of other airlines through a formal process called an interline agreement.
The ticket also has, for each flight, a "flight coupon" of certain monetary value attached to it. That value is determined by the appropriate fare for the journey.
At check in, in the old days, you presented your ticket to the airline. The airline detached ("clipped") the flight coupon from the ticket and kept the flight coupon. In exchange, you got a boarding pass. At the end of the month, the airline collected all the paper flight coupons and figured out who issued each coupon based on their serial numbers. It presented the coupons back to their original issuers and in exchange gets the financial value of those coupons. Since this happens only once per month, it's a lot easier than money moving about in each ticket transaction.
The system is exactly the same now, except the tickets and coupons are electronic instruments that are transferred in the background when you do your check in.
Also, the International Air Transport Association publishes a monthly exchange rate for all currencies based on the average over the past month, to ensure currency movements do not unfairly affect any individual carrier. If anyone has any questions about a fraudulent ticket or a defaulted payment, there is a clear paper trail to follow.
But why doesn't the travel agent just send the money right away and give you a kind of a receipt? If you wanted to change or cancel your itinerary, the travel agent would have to claim all the money back and send it out again. When dealing with paper tickets, making changes could take weeks. Also, in some circumstances it is necessary to issue a ticket for travel occurring more quickly than money can be moved between accounts. This is particularly the case when moving capital between certain countries, such as to Syria or Iran, where capital controls may delay the settlement of such accounting. It makes sense to settle it all after travel with the flight coupon system.
So we need a universally agreed system for flight coupons to be detached and given to the operating carrier. In the case of changeable or cancellable tickets, we need a way for the passenger to say "I definitely want to exchange my flight coupon for a flight today". The agreed time is no earlier than 24 hours before departure of the first flight on the ticket.
Although the air carrier does want to know about final loads and baggage weights, the real reason for the check in is to facilitate the coupon collection.
However, not all airlines are part of this system. Some of the low cost airlines don't care about the interoperability advantage that this system offers. They find it is too expensive to run. So they have their own way of managing ticket sales and running the finances. Each travel agent must sign up to their proprietary system and make payments immediately. Such airlines will do the "check in" according to their own requirements.
A fine example of “enterprise” process where the user doesn’t matter a bollocks.This may or may not be an original thought of my own.
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Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide To... View PostYou're presumably not on an Aer Lingus flight Teresa or you would have landed in Dublin, not overflown to London. It must be some codeshare flight that is effectively BA. tl;dr blame the brits.
Evidence suggests it’s an Aer Lingus issue. OThis may or may not be an original thought of my own.
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Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide To... View PostShow us one single post saying there would be public adoption of self-driving cars by now.
AI, or narrow AI anyway, is changing absolutely everything and if you work in a company (although I think maybe its public sector?) that isn't automating everything as fast as they can then wave good luck to that firm in the next five years max.
And outline some examples of what it or wide AI is changing. Not just proposing to change.This may or may not be an original thought of my own.
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Originally posted by AndyFatBastard View PostWhich one of us was this? Any sightings of Denny Crane in the Cork area?
https://www.breakingnews.ie/discover...on-971252.html
If he ultimately swerves impeachment as expected, bookie Paddy Power will face a six-figure sum payout but they revealed that they stand to lose far more if things play out in the reverse.
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Originally posted by Theresa View Post“Narrow AI” what is narrow AI?
And outline some examples of what it or wide AI is changing. Not just proposing to change.
More general AI would be that which isn't bounded within a specific domain and would encompass everything you view as intelligence in a human; reasoning, creativity, knowledge, language, I'm sure there is others.
Basically anything you can think is a prerequisite for passing the Turing test.
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Originally posted by PSV58 View PostCan’t be bothered digging it up but seem to remember a big row here about self driving cars here a few years ago and the consensus here from all the lads who swallow big tech press releases was that we would be well on our way with public adoption by now
Just like most of the AI bullshit, pure spoofery.
It works just as well if you put it in heavy traffic and it will just do all the stop start shite for you.Turning millions into thousands
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