Bad Beat/Moaning/Venting - pray for Lazare

[eamonhonda]

Mostly they go home and work for another 3 - 6 hours.
This is a little known fact.

That's their official line alright.

[Denny Crane]

Yeah "lesson plans". Sure.

[Lord Sir Banter]

They talk to other primary school teachers about being primary school teachers.

[CHDad]

Mostly they go home and work for another 3 - 6 hours.
This is a little known fact.

Related to one obv.

[Guest]

I probably spend about 5 hours per hour of teaching either preparing for classes or marking stuff / setting exams / dealing with emails from students.

[Lazare]

GFYK

[Keane]

GFYK

I'll order you a load of burgers online if you give me the cash

[Lazare]

So burgers and chips are your solutions.

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[Lazare]

Jaysis Martin McGuinness looks bollixed, looks like he has one leg in the coffin.

[Keane]

So burgers and chips are your solutions.

Fuck the chips, they're no good to you.

[Guest]

She picked him because he is a target for bullying he is docile and doltish. It can happen to anyone of course. But I am just saying this to illustrate it's NOT about sex. It's about making someone feel upset. The same culture that tells people it's ok for a man to assault a 'little bit' tells men they cannot be assaulted. I have to say it's obv meant to make HIM feel disturbed and upset him. I am not familiar with Jedward but I gather they are sweet but docile and perhaps half witted. It's bullying. It's sexual assault. And it's typical for society to turn a blind eye. I don't expect a damned thing to be done about it. Which is wrong. And I don't expect people to remain vigilant against it. It's pretty disgusting. It's a horribly mean thing to do so would the world not be better off without this kind of thing?

http://www.independent.ie/style/voices/jedwards-john-was-sexually-assaulted-on-a-national-tv-show-so-why-does-no-one-care-35377587.html

[Guest]

I probably spend about 5 hours per hour of teaching either preparing for classes or marking stuff / setting exams / dealing with emails from students.

No teacher should ever have to defend their profession in this way. It's an AMAZING vocation. You are much under appreciated.

[Silver-Tiger]

Jaysis Martin McGuinness looks bollixed, looks like he has one leg in the coffin.

On the 18th green alright.

[Guest]

I have to share this stunning film.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uv9oax2N160

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[AndyFatBastard]

No teacher should ever have to defend their profession in this way. It's an AMAZING vocation. You are much under appreciated.

He's third level not primary

[Guest]

He's third level not primary

Both are important. Also my brother lectures third level in computer science maths and engineering ..it's a really long day. Often 10 hrs long days in college. He works really REALLY hard.
Hitch

They have a bet here on who will be at the inauguration (have to be shown on tv):

This prick is appearing.

http://www.irishcentral.com/news/michael-flatley-s-lord-of-the-dance-will-perform-at-trump-s-inauguration

I am glad it's ok to totally hate him now.

[Charlie Sheen]

Trump is in the WWE hall of fame so Vince could be there

Also tried Strewelpeter''s burger recipe, they were delicious!

[Lazare]

I have to share this stunning film.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uv9oax2N160

Hitch posted it last night, it is stunning. I was blown away by it. Awestruck by his delivery of it.

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[AndyFatBastard]

Both are important. Also my brother lectures third level in computer science maths and engineering ..it's a really long day. Often 10 hrs long days in college. He works really REALLY hard.
Hitch

OK but my point is they are very different jobs with very different workloads. I'd expect a Physics lecturer to need to put in a ton of prep for every class, but also they would not have a ton of classes every week. While a primary school teacher would have a lot more classes, but would require less prep for each one. See?

[6starpool]

OK but my point is they are very different jobs with very different workloads. I'd expect a Physics lecturer to need to put in a ton of prep for every class, but also they would not have a ton of classes every week. While a primary school teacher would have a lot more classes, but would require less prep for each one. See?

My wife is a primary teacher. Until this year she mostly did resource teaching, which was with kids who had language and learning difficulties and she did almost no work outside of her normal hours of 8.50 - 2.30. She has first class now and does a hell of a lot more work outside of those hours. She spent a lot of hours before term started on lesson plans and general prep, and an average of 2-3 hours a day I'd say (if I include work she does on a weekend but include them in weekday work for the sake of this) on other prep including print, laminating, cutting out, plans and some little homework stuff, taking her average hours up. Plus she has to deal with 29 hyper 6-7 year olds every day.

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[SatNav]

In DCU all the pregnant ladies had it (openly) finetuned to a tee. Get impregnated over Christmas so baby would arrive right after the end of the summer break and thus get the first semester off. You seem to not have planned this very well at all seeing as everything will be kicking off around June.

8 houses in my estate and two of them teachers , both with 3 kids , did this to a T.

[6starpool]

In DCU all the pregnant ladies had it (openly) finetuned to a tee. Get impregnated over Christmas so baby would arrive right after the end of the summer break and thus get the first semester off. You seem to not have planned this very well at all seeing as everything will be kicking off around June.

Ya, it's about 6-7 weeks too early in fairness. Due date of about 12th Sep would have been ideal for this technique.

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[6starpool]

Next time!

Eh, ya.

[ComradeCollie]

The Gambian incumbent president turned wanabee dictator must be regretting his decision to only have 1,500 army troops in the whole country to defend him against the combined might of the Senegal and Nigerian armies (about a quarter million soldiers).

Senegal have just entered Gambia, presumably with the intention of doing whatever they want and being home in time for dinner

Was that the election where the chap who used to work as a security guard in Argos won, and then the loser said gtfo?

[Guest]

Flying to Enniskillen tomorrow and have to complete a customs and immigration form for both the North and the South for the way out and the way back

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[ComradeCollie]

Argos seems like a poor shop to go shoplifting in unless there's a secret blackmarket for bulky catalogues and small pencils.

Yeah hadn't thought of that. It's possible he's been too busy to correct his wiki. Reminded me of this

hhnig1 by colliexmas, on Flickr

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[SatNav]

Anyone here drink this?
I buy in Holland and Barrett every morning , so dunno is it placebo effect or is it as awesome as I think.

I find it absolutely brill for my humour and energy also great for a hangover.

just wondering has anyone else tried it?

[ComradeCollie]

More nostalgia

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[Guest]

8 houses in my estate and two of them teachers , both with 3 kids , did this to a T.

I think my geography teacher did this. Lol she was the one who said to me ' I think you would be really good with young kids' I was like who me?

First job i had was teaching primary school kids art in an art and craft school. The classes were much bigger than regular schools though. And we didn't stop for summer. They would do school tours during winter.

It has to be hard to encourage young kids to focus on subjects like maths etc i think.

Ya, it's about 6-7 weeks too early in fairness. Due date of about 12th Sep would have been ideal for this technique.

I think holidays are contract based. My brother works through summer just like any job but his position is a hybrid teaching and research one.

@Hitch

On a side note it's very possible a school teacher provides a much more useful service to society!

Every society should have a hitchhiker.

[Guest]

Flying to Enniskillen tomorrow and have to complete a customs and immigration form for both the North and the South for the way out and the way back

Are you being serious? Really? Ah crap.

[CHDad]

Missed lotsa doubles in the last 4 of the borough darts tourney. Didn't drop a leg til the semi finals and lost 4-3 even though I have shots to win 4-2 and 4-3. Lost 4-3. Window licker me.

I need to learn bottle and practice more.

Anyone offering offs on trump getting shot?

[Denny Crane]

don't think he's even going to say most of the first column, tremendous should obv be the odds on favourite.

[Guest]

Missed lotsa doubles in the last 4 of the borough darts tourney. Didn't drop a leg til the semi finals and lost 4-3 even though I have shots to win 4-2 and 4-3. Lost 4-3. Window licker me.

I need to learn bottle and practice more.

Anyone offering offs on trump getting shot?

I love it when you post tipsy ;-)

[Guest]

don't think he's even going to say most of these, tremendous should obv be the odds on favourite.

I would wager he is going to shit his pants. Also he will hate this job so much..he will try and burn this mother down to bring it to an end. I think this presidency will implode.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2KLw2Pu2IU

[CHDad]

I love it when you post tipsy ;-)

I'm pretty sure you either want to kill me or sleep with me.

If we do the sleeping thing my rules are indoor tent, skittles as snacks and parents have to let us smoke. k?

[Guest]

Why don't you just do the same thing with CDs?

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Cant glorify the wiping of your own arse, in public, with a CD!

[Lord Sir Banter]

Chad. Youre drunk. You don't want odds. Gnite

[CHDad]

Chad. Youre drunk. You don't want odds. Gnite

I am drunk.

You're a drool fueled supporter. Stop doing a trump and running when it comes to answering clever people.

Odds or don't say another word again when I bring it up. You're as bad as denny talking.

[Mellor]

She picked him because he is a target for bullying he is docile and doltish... I have to say it's obv meant to make HIM feel disturbed and upset him. I am not familiar with Jedward but I gather they are sweet but docile and perhaps half witted.

Whether it falls in the technical definition of sexual assault remains to be seen. But it's a bit much to say her motives were to upset him. She's probably just being a typical Geordie shore bird. The stuff that goes on the MTV show is significantly worse.

A faint ember of hope

Can't find that market now, is it gone?
Dana White might have been a decent pick

Anyone here drink this?
I buy in Holland and Barrett every morning , so dunno is it placebo effect or is it as awesome as I think.

I find it absolutely brill for my humour and energy also great for a hangover.

just wondering has anyone else tried it?

Mostly (99%) fruit juice and fizzy water.
A few vitamins and a bit of ginseng is no harm. But probably way under dosed for anything resembling an immediate effect.

Flying to Enniskillen tomorrow and have to complete a customs and immigration form for both the North and the South for the way out and the way back

Is that unusual? Just it technically classed as an international flight.

[CHDad]

Look at this cunt playing Werewolf.

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-northern-ireland-38685158

Seer or a wolf.

[Denny Crane]

I would wager he is going to shit his pants. Also he will hate this job so much..he will try and burn this mother down to bring it to an end. I think this presidency will implode.

Everyone who thought he had no chance at winning also believe he has no chance of being a good president. He's going to be great, going to be a tremendous eight years.

[Guest]

I'm pretty sure you either want to kill me or sleep with me.

If we do the sleeping thing my rules are indoor tent, skittles as snacks and parents have to let us smoke. k?

Neither kill you nor sleep with you. But sounds like one hell of a slumber party.

[Guest]

Everyone who thought he had no chance at winning also believe he has no chance of being a good president. He's going to be great, going to be a tremendous eight years.

What's your definition of a good president?

[CHDad]

Neither kill you nor sleep with you. But sounds like one hell of a slumber party.

Get your parents to ring my parents and we do it next week.

[TheDrunkenOne]

Flying to Enniskillen tomorrow and have to complete a customs and immigration form for both the North and the South for the way out and the way back

I live 3 miles from airport if you fancy going on the rip, who's gonna stop you driving home in a plane.

[chips1234]

The Gambian incumbent president turned wanabee dictator must be regretting his decision to only have 1,500 army troops in the whole country to defend him against the combined might of the Senegal and Nigerian armies (about a quarter million soldiers).

Senegal have just entered Gambia, presumably with the intention of doing whatever they want and being home in time for dinner

my housemate is stuck there atm, her family has a holiday home there. im still trying to figure out why the fuck anyone would have a holiday home there. whats the actual deal with whats going on ? i have no idea, but in my warped mind, rape pillage and general murder everyone is what im thinking of ?

[CHDad]

my housemate is stuck there atm, her family has a holiday home there. im still trying to figure out why the fuck anyone would have a holiday home there. whats the actual deal with whats going on ? i have no idea, but in my warped mind, rape pillage and general murder everyone is what im thinking of ?

Mud is cheap.

[Guest]

my housemate is stuck there atm, her family has a holiday home there. im still trying to figure out why the fuck anyone would have a holiday home there. whats the actual deal with whats going on ? i have no idea, but in my warped mind, rape pillage and general murder everyone is what im thinking of ?

Sorry to hear that about your Room Mate i hope she gets home. No it's perhaps not that bad. A state of emergency has been declared. I do think she should get out though now. At least 26,000 Gambians, worried about violence, have fled the country. If she can get to another neighboring African country she should.

The previous incumbent was president for 22 yrs. Yahya Jammeh refused to hand over power to the newly and democratically elected Adama Barrow. Jammeh still has a lot of control. He has been a brutal unpopular dictator with his people though. A state of emergency was declared.

Barrow has very little control over the country. His son was killed over the weekend. He could not attend the funeral as it's too dangerous. He is seen as stoic and unmovable. The election was declared fair.

Senegal has sent in troops. It's to help Barrow engage in talks they hope power will be handed over without a fight.

Jammeh is very erratic. He always has been. He accepted the vote at first. Then seemed to waver. No one really knows what is in his head. This week, Gambia’s Parliament voted to extend Mr. Jammeh’s term for three months, though international officials denounced the move and many analysts consider it unconstitutional.The United Nations Security Council unanimously support Barrow.

On the ground ..tourists and expats are being evacuated. There is talk of food shortages at least in the short term and of airports being closed.

Jammeh has a list of human rights abuses against him. The African Union fails to recognize his as the legitimate ruler.

He is running out of money to pay off support though. It's a matter of time. Senegal sent in troops. More to make sure it goes safely i think without a fight than to hasten anything. They seem to be there more to make sure a fight does not break out than to fight to transfer power.

The west African bloc vowed intervention at midnight. That's passed now. The Senegalese do seem to want to use troops to prevent fighting during a power transfer than cause it if that makes you feel better.

[chips1234]

that was a lot of words ty, last i heard is the airports where closed, and she could get out. that was like 2 days ago so ive no idea whats going on now

[CHDad]

I didn't mean to be bad was just pointing out why African houses are cheaper.

[chips1234]

I didn't mean to be bad was just pointing out why African houses are cheaper.

makes sense mate