Bad Beat/Moaning/Venting - pray for Lazare

[SatNav]

Blue Monday seemingly the most depressing day of the year. I woke up with a spring in my step.
Arrived to stand had a sale in by 9.30.

Flyimg form. Blue Monday me hole.

[KevIRL]

Speaking of things that are up their own arse, what did they do to sherlock? It was like a bad parody of itself.

Mary

[dobby]

Blue Monday seemingly the most depressing day of the year. I woke up with a spring in my step.
Arrived to stand had a sale in by 9.30.

Flyimg form. Blue Monday me hole.

Heard on the radio last night it's the most likely day a partner will cheat/have an affair. Had some wan from a dating agency on said her website had a 300% increase. Lol. All those Xmas arguments getting too much but cheating, wtf. Just walk away if it comes to that imo

[AndyFatBastard]

National Theatre Live is class. Saw No Man's Land by Harold Pinter last night. Sirs Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellan. It was very, very good. They're running it again in April.

[eamonhonda]

Good first game. Semi after-timing semi before bbv-ing.

Falcons
Packers
Steelers
Pats -15

Is my bet.

Somewhat makes up for falling asleep on couch after early evening pints and missing majority of the action.

[RichieM]

Blue Monday seemingly the most depressing day of the year. I woke up with a spring in my step.
Arrived to stand had a sale in by 9.30.

Flyimg form. Blue Monday me hole.

You get the people who want to sit at home depressed and watch a film and I get the people who are depressed so decide they cant stick their stupid jobs so apply for new ones.

Loads of applicants in my inbox this morning

[mocata]

Booked 2 weeks in Singapore/Bali for June when Qatar start flying out of Dublin, Blue Monday me hole

[DeadParrot]

Fucking Renault
So....paired my oneplus 3T to the cars bluetooth.
Soon after radio stops working, and now the car wont start.
I suspect the keycard battery is gone but it seems unusual for both that and the spare to go together. Dealership says that shouldn't be the case

Jumping the battery does nothing and car is effectively a brick.

[Guest]

People who buy French cars deserve everything they get!

[DeadParrot]

People who buy French cars deserve everything they get!

I was under the impression that was no longer the case.
Post 2008 they are meant to be fine.

[Guest]

Evidently not!

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[Guest]

What happened to the Screen? Favourite cinema loction by far.

It shut down. First they took the classic ..then (ok years later) they took the screen.

That was the cinema I saw Amelie and Monsoon Wedding in! We still have the Savoy though! I think some of the staff from the screen are in the savoy.

[Guest]

Remember to take pictures of your children's eyes when they are young.

[eamonhonda]

Blue Monday was just invented to sell stuff (like that dating site of dobby's that got free publicity). It's the height of statistical nonsense to say that is the most depressed day of the year. We all know that day is September 26th when I have to acknowledge becoming a year closer to death.

Would a logical man like yourself not be equally depressed every day as you are one day closer to death

[dobby]

Blue Monday was just invented to sell stuff (like that dating site of dobby's that got free publicity). It's the height of statistical nonsense to say that is the most depressed day of the year. We all know that day is September 26th when I have to acknowledge becoming a year closer to death.

Happy belated birthday

[Guest]

Blue Monday was just invented to sell stuff (like that dating site of dobby's that got free publicity). It's the height of statistical nonsense to say that is the most depressed day of the year. We all know that day is September 26th when I have to acknowledge becoming a year closer to death.

Your birthday?
Happy Birthday Hitch . Here

This is how you should celebrate birthdays.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ns98hq085TA

SPOILER

When you get pretend monies
from your sister and she makes you a game! And your four year old little self goes MENTAL with excitement !

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[Guest]

screw logic! CUZ FAIRIES!

[Lazare]

Just walked in on some guy taking a shit in Eddie Rockets.

Thankfully post burger.

Who takes a shit and doesn't lock the door?

[Jibzzzz]

I'm still not over the Dallas heartbreak.

Funking for Hotlanta and Matty Ice now, MVP MVP MVP.

[pokerhand]

The thing is that I love scifi but not when it's up its own hole like Arrival or interstellar.

Think you might like The Expanse so.

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[AndyFatBastard]

Just walked in on some guy taking a shit in Eddie Rockets.

Thankfully post burger.

Who takes a shit and doesn't lock the door?

Perhaps the lock was broken? That's fairly commonplace.

[Lazare]

Perhaps the lock was broken? That's fairly commonplace.

Nope, I said 'Jesus man, lock the door ffs' and he did.

[Strewelpeter]

Just walked in on some guy taking a shit in Eddie Rockets.

Thankfully post burger.

Who takes a shit and doesn't lock the door?

Summer 198x went in to the Jacks in McDonalds in Grafton street swung open the door to trap 2 and there was this guy hammering away pulling his wire and just about to make a mess
Cannot be unseen, image as vivid now as it was that day... ugh.

[Guest]

The thing is that I love scifi but not when it's up its own hole like Arrival or interstellar.

Try FarScape.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pn3ZlgvG7A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CtM6Mhkb08:)

[DeadParrot]

Jesus Trump's interview with Gove is scary.
And gove is a horrible sniveling shit of a man

[Guest]

Cannot be unseen, image as vivid now as it was that day... ugh.

why share it with us eeeeeeeeeeeeew ??

Lot of Trauma being shared here....

[Lazare]

Summer 198x went in to the Jacks in McDonalds in Grafton street swung open the door to trap 2 and there was this guy hammering away pulling his wire and just about to make a mess
Cannot be unseen, image as vivid now as it was that day... ugh.

Bahaaa Jaysis that's a winner. Did he have a Big Mic?

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[horatio1]

We are getting old from the moment we are born . Being in perfect health is just the slowest rate of dying possible. Happy black Monday y'all.

[Jibzzzz]

Just walked in on some guy taking a shit in Eddie Rockets.

Thankfully post burger.

Who takes a shit and doesn't lock the door?

Which burger you go for m8?

[RichieM]

Blue Monday was just invented to sell stuff (like that dating site of dobby's that got free publicity). It's the height of statistical nonsense to say that is the most depressed day of the year. We all know that day is September 26th when I have to acknowledge becoming a year closer to death.

If you were more positive about these things you would see Sept 26th as the day when you are 1 year closer to being done with the drudgery that is life.

[Guest]

If you were more positive about these things you would see Sept 26th as the day when you are 1 year closer to being done with the drudgery that is life.

@ Hitch for the 302nd time ....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUenSxDWDvw

[Guest]

Bahaaa Jaysis that's a winner. Did he have a Big Mic?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nv2EWaCPRz8

0.44

[eamonhonda]

I'm still not over the Dallas heartbreak.

Funking for Hotlanta and Matty Ice now, MVP MVP MVP.

He's not gonna out throw the greatest QB in the league next week.

[Lazare]

Which burger you go for m8?

The M50 with cheese fries, oh yeah

[Raoul Duke III]

reminds me of a story of how a junior member of staff here walked into an unlocked cubicle to find our CFO upon the throne mid squeeze. Dead pan he looks up and says, "Oh, I was expecting someone else".

Already been done

[DeadParrot]

The M50 with cheese fries, oh yeah

not a big fan of their cheese fries, they use cheese sauce instead of cheese, or at least they used to

But kudos on the M50 Burger, its savage, garlic sauce for dipping as well and you are on the pigs back

[Guest]

bacon and cheese with extra sauce ftw. Pity their chips are so mank.

[Guest]

Jesus Trump's interview with Gove is scary.
And gove is a horrible sniveling shit of a man

Gove really is a terrifying little freak,I shiver every time I see him

[DeadParrot]

Gove really is a terrifying little freak,I shiver every time I see him

nothing to see here fellow human, I am simply pressing my hands together rhythmically to show my approval.

[Lazare]

not a big fan of their cheese fries, they use cheese sauce instead of cheese, or at least they used to

But kudos on the M50 Burger, its savage, garlic sauce for dipping as well and you are on the pigs back

Yeah, they still do, I love it. Don't think I'd fancy grated cheese actually, whatever that shit is they pour all over them it's awesome.

bacon and cheese with extra sauce ftw. Pity their chips are so mank.

No way man, their chiparoons are great.

Ain't no finer diner.

[Dice75]

Fucking Renault
So....paired my oneplus 3T to the cars bluetooth.
Soon after radio stops working, and now the car wont start.
I suspect the keycard battery is gone but it seems unusual for both that and the spare to go together. Dealership says that shouldn't be the case

Jumping the battery does nothing and car is effectively a brick.

PM Sent

[Strewelpeter]

Yeah, they still do, I love it. Don't think I'd fancy grated cheese actually, whatever that shit is they pour all over them it's awesome.



No way man, their chiparoons are great.

Ain't no finer diner.

Has anyone been to the 5guys in Dundrum yet?

Is it very busy and whereabouts exactly is it?

[Guest]

No way man, their chiparoons are great.

Ain't no finer diner.

Ugh no...covered in that paprika shite. Only KFC do worse chips.

[CHDad]

You can't get Eddie Rockets cheesy chips and not add bacon you complete imbeciles.

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[SatNav]

You can't get Eddie Rockets cheesy chips and not add bacon you complete imbeciles.

http://www.leinsterexpress.ie/news/home/219711/news-of-eddie-rockets-arrival-in-portlaoise-rockets-on-social-media.html

Right beside me and will be open in prob 2 weeks , im gonna be fucking huge come June

cheez pleez burger and bacon and cheesy chips oh lord jaysus

[DeadParrot]

PM Sent

no PM received.
Car was in need of 12 volt "defib" from breakdown crowd (cartow.ie, covered by insurance) and was indeed a stupid renault fault and not at all down to the fact my missus completely drained the battery to the point a normal jumpstart would have no effect.

[Jibzzzz]

The smokestack or the onionator FTW.

Think il be taking a trip to Liffey Valley very soon.

[Strewelpeter]

Its Monkman time

Wolfson -30 11/10

[CHDad]

Monkman is a robot made by Roy Cropper.

[DeadParrot]

'Murica

http://deadstate.org/i-no-longer-have-to-be-politically-correct-gop-politician-arrested-after-grabbing-a-woman-in-her-genital-area/

In December of 2016, Keyserling engaged in a “political argument” with a woman and allegedly declared, “I love this new world. I no longer have to be politically correct.” As the woman turned to walk away, Keyserling reportedly reach from behind and placed his hand between her legs and pinched on or near her genital area.

[Lord Sir Banter]

Jalapeño popper

[SatNav]

Jalapeño popper

you never ate that , you just copied and pasted from menu trying to look cool.

[davidgti]

Anyone interested in buying a yearly deucescracked membership.
worth $278.
Will sell for half nothing.
Account will be a brand new account set in your own name, email address password etc. as normal100% legit.
Payment can be made through bank, skrill or player transfer online poker sites.
Also have a pokersnowie subscription worth $235 for sale 2.
selling as I won these and I already have subscriptions to both

[Lord Sir Banter]

you never ate that , you just copied and pasted from menu trying to look cool.

Ate it all the time. I am cool.
You can make any Eddie's a veggie burger too, they do a nice pattie. Prob even better on St Pattys day.