Bad Beat/Moaning/Venting - pray for Lazare

[Lord Sir Banter]

Andy too. Prob would have posted a one like = one commiseration post if he didn't pass :-)

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[6starpool]

heh! - I'd even set up a PICking account, but the confirmation email never arrived, so couldn't post from that

Well you can now if you want to. It probably went to your spam folder.

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[hotspur]

Hitch if you had bothered to hire an image and branding company then they would have let you know that PICking really should be PicKing. Other than that it is a good idea and working well.

Thought of a game myself while on retreat a few weeks ago. It's based on Amazon purchase history (was originally only books but possibly could be other stuff). Some number of known regulars play, pm the mod their last 10 Amazon purchases.

They get revealed separately in some batch (starting with 1st one to allow binkage) and players pm the mod their guess as to who owns that account. Each batch of players' purchases is revealed simultaneously.

Points are awarded at the end according to how early they guessed right.

[Tar.Aldarion]

You keep your eyes closed during a haircut is what I got from that. Wtf.


edit: love that idea hotspur, keeping stum about my decoy purchases now

[Dice75]

You keep your eyes closed during a haircut is what I got from that. Wtf.

Bit strange alright. I'll be taking to keeping my eyes well and truely open after hearing the barbers I recently switched to is seeming owned by a certain G.Hutch. Might change back.

[Theresa]

Send an email a few days in advance to ensure they know when to expect your arrival and clarify directions etc if you need to. Other than that don't be a dick and leave the place in a decent state when you leave.

Landlords are more concerned about their reputation on Airbnb than tenants but it's nice to have a good rep on it as it does mean people are very happy to let to you in future.

Enjoy Barcelona you bollix.

Update on this - my host cancelled my booking after vetting me through linked-in. So weird. Makes me think I gotta do some work on my profile.

That and/or shave. He was french so I can kinda see why the titty length beard may turn him off.

Booked another place though after a lengthy convo with the owners so hopefully they dont cancel too. Its in Born which is a sweet area of the city. In Barca for nearly 6 weeks too, so plenty of time to get about.

[Lazare]

You keep your eyes closed for the entire haircut?

That's mad man, why?

[Lazare]

Going to my first gay wedding tomorrow, my cousin marrying his boyfriend, really looking forward to it.

[Strewelpeter]

Bit strange alright. I'll be taking to keeping my eyes well and truely open after hearing the barbers I recently switched to is seeming owned by a certain G.Hutch. Might change back.

LOL even I'd be drawing the line at going in there.

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[Guest]

Down to the last 80 or so out of 4000 odd for one of 15 piloting gigs where Aer Lingus take you to Spain and train you.
Only applied because my mate who got it 20 years ago talked me into it. Don't really want to go to Spain for a year though. Tough decision if I get through the last hurdle. Though I expect they'll decide I'm too old and tell me to gtfo.

[Lazare]

One time bro.

[6starpool]

But hair gets in your eyes if you don't?

Why would you want hair in your eyes - and there's always loads of fiddly bits floating around especially with a shaver, and why would you want your eyes open anyway. Its awkward enough as it is without being there gawking at the person cutting your hair who's all up in your personal space (breast pingpong aside).

Never really noticed what other people do, due to having eyes closed, but i would have thought that was standard until right now. Plus its nice and relaxing to drift away while someone does something inconsequential to your head.

Be a real man, take it all off and do it yourself every week or so. Less titty rubbing, which is a downside, but cheaper and you don't have to get other people to do it. You'd never look back, even if you had your eyes open.

[Lord Sir Banter]

gap in the market hitch

http://acidcow.com/pics/9039-sexy-hotcut-barber-shop-in-poland-9-pics.html

[dobby]

Hitch closing your eyes is just weird man. Also the breast snuggling is just had earning the tip. Fairly standard I thought. The lovely Slovakian lady I go to always does it anyway. It's quite relaxing if you just go with it and don't over think it.

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[ComradeCollie]

Be a real man, take it all off and do it yourself every week or so. Less titty rubbing, which is a downside, but cheaper and you don't have to get other people to do it. You'd never look back, even if you had your eyes open.

Haven't been to a barbers in years. The titty rubbing is the only thing I miss.

[Lazare]

Hitch closing your eyes is just weird man. Also the breast snuggling is just had earning the tip. Fairly standard I thought. The lovely Slovakian lady I go to always does it anyway. It's quite relaxing if you just go with it and don't over think it.

Hold on, hold on now... wha?

[dobby]

Hold on, hold on now... wha?

Isn't that why we go to female barber?? I used to go to a male until a fella I worked with told me about the titty head massage. Maybe my Slovakian lady is just a filthy sort

[6starpool]

Isn't that why we go to female barber?? I used to go to a male until a fella I worked with told me about the titty head massage. Maybe my Slovakian lady is just a filthy sort

How much do you pay for the privilege?

[Lord Sir Banter]

thought it more a dental hygienist thing

[Lord Sir Banter]

Isn't that why we go to female barber?? I used to go to a male until a fella I worked with told me about the titty head massage. Maybe my Slovakian lady is just a filthy sort

did he place his balls on your forehead?

[Tar.Aldarion]

But hair gets in your eyes if you don't?

Why would you want hair in your eyes - and there's always loads of fiddly bits floating around especially with a shaver, and why would you want your eyes open anyway. Its awkward enough as it is without being there gawking at the person cutting your hair who's all up in your personal space (breast pingpong aside).

Never really noticed what other people do, due to having eyes closed, but i would have thought that was standard until right now. Plus its nice and relaxing to drift away while someone does something inconsequential to your head.

Did you have a bad experience as a child, did they force hair in your eyes?
Nothing goes in your eyes man, I just chat to them and read the paper. It seems to me you are an awkward penguin my friend, that is your spirit animal.

I used to go to a womens place and have wine with mine, now I just go to a lad beside me and have a beer and talk about shite, great time. Do miss the aul sensual massages though.

[SatNav]

My hairdresser (female) gives me an indian head massage while washing, quite a turn on. My eyes are also closed

[Lazare]

I like the idea of a spirit animal. Do more people Tar.

What are the spirit animals of the following..

5Star
DP
SP
GAB
Chad
SatNav
Riggs
Mdoug

[Lazare]

My hairdresser (female) gives me an indian head massage while washing, quite a turn on. My eyes are also closed

Ah yeah, I close my eyes for the head massage, that's not maniacal.

[SatNav]

I like the idea of a spirit animal. Do more people Tar.

What are the spirit animals of the following..

5Star
DP
SP
GAB
Chad
Riggs
Mdoug

how could you leave me out!

[Lazare]

how could you leave me out!

Huh? Check again sista.

[Lazare]

A cat with a map.

[Lord Sir Banter]

sat nav - hyena

[SatNav]

sat nav - hyena

A friend of mine said we are all compared to / look like an animal and compared me to a fox

[6starpool]

A friend of mine said we are all compared to / look like an animal and compared me to a fox

Because you mostly come out at night and rummage through bins?

[dobby]

How much do you pay for the privilege?

Hair cut is 9.50. Leave 12

did he place his balls on your forehead?

No.

[Tar.Aldarion]

I like the idea of a spirit animal. Do more people Tar.

What are the spirit animals of the following..

5Star Bear
DP parrot
SP Emu
GAB Peacock
Chad platypus
Riggs Cat
Mdoug Monkey

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[Lord Sir Banter]

A friend of mine said we are all compared to / look like an animal and compared me to a fox

a whiley auld fox

[SatNav]

Because you mostly come out at night and rummage through bins?

no she just looks at faces , and when she showed me friends faces i could actually see resemblances, cant explain it . its very odd

[Tar.Aldarion]

how could you leave me out!

Hyena is best.

Magpie.

[6starpool]

Is DP a Norwegian Blue?

[Lazare]

Hair cut is 9.50. Leave 12

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She rubs her diddies in your head for over two hours?

[Lord Sir Banter]

diddies is such a god tier word

[dobby]

She rubs her diddies in your head for over two hours?

Now you're just thanks whoring m8.

For the record I would not refuse that

[Lazare]

diddies is such a god tier word

Yeah, love diddies.

[ComradeCollie]

Isn't that why we go to female barber?? I used to go to a male until a fella I worked with told me about the titty head massage. Maybe my Slovakian lady is just a filthy sort

Is this in Dublin, or down in Kerry? Really missing the ould titty head massage, now that I've been reminded of it.

[Lord Sir Banter]

you should really bring a bloke to this wedding tomorrow m8, only seems right

[dobby]

Is this in Dublin, or down in Kerry? Really missing the ould titty head massage, now that I've been reminded of it.

Killarney. Glad you've also said its a thing. I was getting worried after Lazare and 5stars reaction.

you should really bring a bloke to this wedding tomorrow m8, only seems right

His wife may not approve m8

[oleras]

I would be the same as Hitch, close my eyes and drift off, if they are open i am usually staring at the ground, basically avoiding looking at my own reflection.

I am sure Hotspur could have a field day with that...

[Lazare]

you should really bring a bloke to this wedding tomorrow m8, only seems right

You free? Camp it up?

[6starpool]

Killarney. Glad you've also said its a thing. I was getting worried after Lazare and 5stars reaction.



His wife may not approve m8

I haven't paid for a haircut in a decade, and even before that went to dingy cheap places populated by auld lads, so would hardly be aware of what 'things' are in relation to haircutting anyhow.

[ComradeCollie]

I would be the same as Hitch, close my eyes and drift off, if they are open i am usually staring at the ground, basically avoiding looking at my own reflection.

I am sure Hotspur could have a field day with that...

Ah you fuckers who can still see your reflection in a mirror. Once I take my specs off I can see about 50cm ahead. Might as well have my eyes closed

[dobby]

I haven't paid for a haircut in a decade, and even before that went to dingy cheap places populated by auld lads, so would hardly be aware of what 'things' are in relation to haircutting anyhow.

That's fair enough. I forget you're actually an aul lad.

#LAAL. Copyright of RiggerInc.

[Guest]

A good barber is one who shuts the fuck up and gets on with it. Used to go to a place where one of the women would stop cutting your hair for minutes at a time to deliver a soliliquoy on her most recent holiday. Had to stop going there. Current place run by Iraqi lads who have won a huge share of the local men's haircut market by knowing when to stfu eg always

[Lord Sir Banter]

You free? Camp it up?

sadly not, minding the nephews, playstation, xboxes and deadarms

[Lazare]

"Short back and sides and a teabag plz. I'll keep me eyes closed."

[Tar.Aldarion]

Hitch "close your eyes while something inconsequential is being done to your head"




Theres a whole forum about haircuts like that called "justfuckmyshitup"

[Lord Sir Banter]

oh dear

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