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People say I should be more humble I hope they understand, they don't listen when you mumble
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Originally posted by Keane View PostThey're all still earning fuck all doing crazy hours four or five years later too. Somebody needs to start bringing the pork chops pretty quickly if it's going to balance out for them over the long term.Originally posted by Keane View PostThey do seem to be a bit brainwashed tbf.
Honestly they do seem to be eternally waiting patiently hoping that if they keep flinging poo diligently then eventually Jesus will turn up with the pork chops. People sending text messages at half five to say they won't be able to make it to wherever at 8.45 on a Wednesday night, the same as last year and the year before, but next year it'll be different.
"Sketch, its the pork chops" used to be a phrase when a squad car would come into view back in the day when you were rolling a joint in The Outside Inn, but suspect it means something different here.
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Originally posted by Keane View PostThey do seem to be a bit brainwashed tbf.
A constant case of "it will all be grand next year when I have my two years' experience in department A", when what they really want to work in is department B where if they're lucky they'll eventually be transferred and treated as a lacky for another two years.
Honestly they do seem to be eternally waiting patiently hoping that if they keep flinging poo diligently then eventually Jesus will turn up with the pork chops. People sending text messages at half five to say they won't be able to make it to wherever at 8.45 on a Wednesday night, the same as last year and the year before, but next year it'll be different.
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Originally posted by Keane View PostThey do seem to be a bit brainwashed tbf.
A constant case of "it will all be grand next year when I have my two years' experience in department A", when what they really want to work in is department B where if they're lucky they'll eventually be transferred and treated as a lacky for another two years.
Honestly they do seem to be eternally waiting patiently hoping that if they keep flinging poo diligently then eventually Jesus will turn up with the pork chops. People sending text messages at half five to say they won't be able to make it to wherever at 8.45 on a Wednesday night, the same as last year and the year before, but next year it'll be different.
We raise kids these days to get gold stars and leaving cert points which leads to employees obsessed with doing a "good job" and getting a strong end of year review. God bless them though as they leave so much behind to be disbursed to the hungry.‘IF YOU had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you.” Genghis Khan
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Originally posted by Emmet View PostFair play LIDL
Anyone else impressed that only 20% of LIDL's current employees earn less than €11.50 p/h currently?
With more than 400 stores in the UK - and plans to open another 40 this year - Lidl is becoming the supermarket of choice for foodies in search of a bargain, as well as families on a tight budget. Yet while Tesco comes under fire for its aggressive expansion, no one seems to care what Lidl does - even if some staff suffer in the rush for profits. Helen Pidd investigates.
They used to be so bad to work for, I have been told, that even now, Aldi for funzies, will interview ex lidl managers for jobs with no interest in hiring them
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Inspiring reading.
So avoid:
Aldi
Lidl
The big four
Work
Anywhere decent?X can be anything, any number, that is what’s CRAZY about X.
Because X doesn’t roll like that, because X can’t be pinned down!
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Originally posted by Tar.Aldarion View Posttheir graduate manager program thing starts people off on 61k or 68k too cant remember, plus car. Not so bad.Last edited by Denny Crane; 08-10-15, 11:08.
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Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide To... View PostBut you can't work 70 hours a week under EU law, or did I miss a memo?
Don't sign ,no job!
Originally posted by The Situation View PostLIDL was my first job when I was 18/19, they were crazy understaffed, I guess their policy is better pay the few people they do hire well to make up for slavedriving. The people on the graduate programs genuinely worked 70+ hours weeks. Remember my manager at the time had permanently bloodshot eyes and generally looked fucking awful 90% of the time, yet he was always bragging about his new Merc and model gf, neither of which he got much time to use.
Family stuff takes a lot longer than originally thought, end up in a over €10K of debt
take Lidl manager job, starting about €35K
Worst of debt cleared in 6 months due to being too fucked to spend any money
If you're ever in the shits money wise, Lidl, Aldi manager jobs are a great way to get cash together but quit before you get used to it!Last edited by Guest; 08-10-15, 11:19.
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Originally posted by Keane View PostThey do seem to be a bit brainwashed tbf.
A constant case of "it will all be grand next year when I have my two years' experience in department A", when what they really want to work in is department B where if they're lucky they'll eventually be transferred and treated as a lacky for another two years.
Honestly they do seem to be eternally waiting patiently hoping that if they keep flinging poo diligently then eventually Jesus will turn up with the pork chops. People sending text messages at half five to say they won't be able to make it to wherever at 8.45 on a Wednesday night, the same as last year and the year before, but next year it'll be different.
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To whom it may concern
I'm on the lash in Dublin this weekend, anyone fancies a pint I'm easily found
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Originally posted by Denny Crane View PostI remember being at a seminar for Deloitte surrounded by a room full of absurdly excited people. I remember looking at slides of pictures of 4/5 young people working around tables, looking at the intake numbers, looking at the number of actual desirable higher positions down the line, what they were selling after you had done your time, and just thought you'd have to delusional to be sold that lie. It was like being sold a pyramid scheme.
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Originally posted by V for Vendetta View PostThere is a lot to be said for working in physical labouring jobs in your early formative years and negotiating your own pay. Life lessons which are invaluable. When you burst your balls picking stones out of a field or footing turf you soon lose the shyness about asking for what you are worth.
We raise kids these days to get gold stars and leaving cert points which leads to employees obsessed with doing a "good job" and getting a strong end of year review. God bless them though as they leave so much behind to be disbursed to the hungry.
I saw a developer working 6 years on like 22k, somebody I know has been working as an architects assistant for 2 years in the UK, still on 15k! (got a £200 bonus lol). i would take it as a failing in an employee to not be pushing.
Such an irish thing, even grads strongly negotiate in the US etc and they get paid FAR more than us.
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Originally posted by Denny Crane View PostI remember being at a seminar for Deloitte surrounded by a room full of absurdly excited people. I remember looking at slides of pictures of 4/5 young people working around tables, looking at the intake numbers, looking at the number of actual desirable higher positions down the line, what they were selling after you had done your time, and just thought you'd have to delusional to be sold that lie. It was like being sold a pyramid scheme.X can be anything, any number, that is what’s CRAZY about X.
Because X doesn’t roll like that, because X can’t be pinned down!
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Originally posted by Denny Crane View PostI remember being at a seminar for Deloitte surrounded by a room full of absurdly excited people. I remember looking at slides of pictures of 4/5 young people working around tables, looking at the intake numbers, looking at the number of actual desirable higher positions down the line, what they were selling after you had done your time, and just thought you'd have to delusional to be sold that lie. It was like being sold a pyramid scheme.
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Originally posted by Jibzzzz View PostToday a girl in work handed in her notice and told me about her plans to travel the world.
With this news and from reading the BBV I think i will do the same.
Probably wont happen, shame."I can’t find anyone who agrees with what I write or think these days, so I guess I must be getting closer to the truth." - Hunter S. Thompson
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Originally posted by AndyFatBastard View PostJFDI m8
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Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide To... View PostJust not sure a lot of those civil service jobs are actually that cushy. You do get to leave at 4pm on a Friday, but the work you do can be highly stressful as its always subject to complaints and politicians changing things. Plus there's the general frustration of working in an organisation that you know is inefficient.
Also; private sector should be trying to emulate public sector hours rather than encourage the public sector to join you in your misery.
Same pork chop question here.
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Originally posted by PSV58 View PostWhat do companies even get from flogging people for 70-80 hours a week? You cannot be productive even in the short /medium term working those hours. Work the odd 60 hour week myself but I'm getting paid overtime and I could tell them to shove it with no consequences,you would be zapped after it can't imagine doing it consistently
I read a thing the other day that said 80% of the work gets done by 20% of the staff. Probably holds up in my experience."I can’t find anyone who agrees with what I write or think these days, so I guess I must be getting closer to the truth." - Hunter S. Thompson
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80/20 applies to everything!
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Originally posted by Jibzzzz View PostWhat would be considered the average working week? 37.5?
I do 45hrs - 9-6 Monday-Friday and find that normal.
Ideally I would enjoy 4 x 11.5hrs shifts Mon - Thurs for the 3 day weekend.airport, lol
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cheers mates, im quititng collegeX can be anything, any number, that is what’s CRAZY about X.
Because X doesn’t roll like that, because X can’t be pinned down!
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Originally posted by Jibzzzz View PostWhat would be considered the average working week? 37.5?
I do 45hrs - 9-6 Monday-Friday and find that normal.
Ideally I would enjoy 4 x 11.5hrs shifts Mon - Thurs for the 3 day weekend.
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Water gone from my apartment block today and yesterday, was supposed to be an "engineer" out last night, no sign. Rang today and "we havent been able to get in contact with the specialist", wtf kind of crap is that? Told them I'm ringing back in an hour, hope they have their homework done.
Can't wash, cook clean, it turned into the walking dead pretty fast.
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Originally posted by Strewelpeter View PostThats just not true.
I've seen businesses fail because they lost just one person and often its not who you would imagine to be the key players.
You are right in terms of crucial people not always being who you expect. Was it on here that someone was talking about a guy in Intel? who was super confident of keeping his job when downsizing because he was one of 3 people who knew how to turn on the machines.
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Originally posted by Jibzzzz View PostWhat would be considered the average working week? 37.5?
I do 45hrs - 9-6 Monday-Friday and find that normal.
Ideally I would enjoy 4 x 11.5hrs shifts Mon - Thurs for the 3 day weekend.
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Originally posted by RichieM View PostThat is a failure to replace them or replacing them with the wrong person more than likely I would say.
You are right in terms of crucial people not always being who you expect. Was it on here that someone was talking about a guy in Intel? who was super confident of keeping his job when downsizing because he was one of 3 people who knew how to turn on the machines.
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Originally posted by zuutroy View PostThat's total nonsense. For a start there are hundreds of production tools supplied by dozens of vendors that have 24/7 on site field engineers. Beyond that each engineer in Intel is assigned to one machine, and generally if anything beyond interacting with software is required they call on the vendor's engineers.
I repeat it as it was said to me, as it's funny and the point stands
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It doesn't really stand. The model of Intel follow is called 'copy exactly'. In Ireland fab creativity is discouraged and everyone here is eminently replaceable
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Originally posted by RichieM View PostThat is a failure to replace them or replacing them with the wrong person more than likely I would say. .Turning millions into thousands
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Originally posted by ArmaniJeans View PostWhats this mean, is it a yoof expression or an internet meme, or some Kerry thing about the desirability of pork chops? Never heard it before anyway.
"Sketch, its the pork chops" used to be a phrase when a squad car would come into view back in the day when you were rolling a joint in The Outside Inn, but suspect it means something different here.
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Originally posted by Denny Crane View PostI remember being at a seminar for Deloitte surrounded by a room full of absurdly excited people. I remember looking at slides of pictures of 4/5 young people working around tables, looking at the intake numbers, looking at the number of actual desirable higher positions down the line, what they were selling after you had done your time, and just thought you'd have to delusional to be sold that lie. It was like being sold a pyramid scheme.
Originally posted by zuutroy View PostThat's total nonsense. For a start there are hundreds of production tools supplied by dozens of vendors that have 24/7 on site field engineers. Beyond that each engineer in Intel is assigned to one machine, and generally if anything beyond interacting with software is required they call on the vendor's engineers.
On a related topic, apparently never eat cheese strings. Go figure.
Originally posted by PSV58 View PostWhat do companies even get from flogging people for 70-80 hours a week? You cannot be productive even in the short /medium term working those hours. Work the odd 60 hour week myself but I'm getting paid overtime and I could tell them to shove it with no consequences,you would be zapped after it can't imagine doing it consistently
Even if this guy was smart enough to recognise the flaws of the system he just went through there's not a hope in life he's presiding over a change that would allow the next crowd to avoid it.Last edited by Keane; 08-10-15, 14:35.
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Originally posted by Strewelpeter View PostNo its about talent, you'd see it most in immature tech where there is an engineer with vision but I've also seen it happen where one genius salesman was making all the hard sales and everyone else was taking orders that were only coming in as trickledown from the business good guy was bringing in.
Either through not being able to find the right people or not prepared to pay the money required to secure them they didn't.
The people were replaceable the skills set\resources required to do so was not present.
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Originally posted by Elshambles View PostThat German hipster fuck still unemployed?Originally posted by CHD View Postlol, no way he goes to Liverpool. He can sit til the summer and take over Bayern or Germany.Originally posted by Elshambles View PostYa but the hipster in him might go for it
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Originally posted by Flushdraw View Post94-97 going into this Countdown Conundrum
Fastest i've ever seen!
[VINE]e0KmXhOHwEQ[/VINE]
If I'm going to spot it at all it the vast majority will be in less than ten seconds.
Vintage Countdown with Richard and Carol on challenge is the best thing on TV these daysTurning millions into thousands
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Originally posted by Flushdraw View Post94-97 going into this Countdown Conundrum
Fastest i've ever seen!
[VINE]e0KmXhOHwEQ[/VINE]"I can’t find anyone who agrees with what I write or think these days, so I guess I must be getting closer to the truth." - Hunter S. Thompson
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WTF was wrong with me that I didn't go on Countdown when Me Richard and Carol were all in our prime
Also would love to have done 15 to 1 when WGS was doing it
I used to be shit hot at GK but have completely gone to seed since Google came along and replaced the need to remember anything at allTurning millions into thousands
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Originally posted by Elshambles View PostSo, ive just burned all my socks and I'm off up to Shoreditch to get me barbwire swallow tattoo on me wrist and some top quality pomade for my new mustache what I will be growing
Germany and Bayern will probably need a new manager in the summer. I question Klopps sanity. Liverpool can pretend to be an elite club but it just simply isn't true. Why is he going there? Money.
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Originally posted by AndyFatBastard View PostHe's clearly hit the button and then done the conundrum. Decent gambit IMO.Turning millions into thousands
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Originally posted by Strewelpeter View PostWTF was wrong with me that I didn't go on Countdown when Me Richard and Carol were all in our prime
Also would love to have done 15 to 1 when WGS was doing it
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Way back I used to set the timer to record Countdown on VCR and then listen to it as audio only in bed at night.
My Brother thought this was an hilariously ridiculous thing to do and typical of how insane I am, so he love to tell people about me doing this and then add the punchline 'and he always gets the conundrum'Turning millions into thousands
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Originally posted by Tar.Aldarion View Post"Everybody will be guaranteed a manager position in 3 years!!!" - Accenture pitch to us
SPOILER
Okay. Here’s the deal.
I’m not here to waste your time. I hope you’re not here to waste mine.
So I’m gonna keep this short.
If you become an employee of this firm, you will make your first million within three years.
Okay? I repeat that:
You will make a million dollars within three years of your first day of employment
at J.T. Marlin.
There is no question whether or not you’ll become a millionaire here.
The only question is how many times over.
You think I’m joking?
I am not joking.
I am a millionaire. It’s a weird thing to hear, right?
I’ll tell ya. It’s a weird thing to say.
I am a fucking millionaire.
And guess how old I am. Twenty-seven.
You know what that makes me here?
A fuckin’ senior citizen.
This firm is entirely comprised of people your age, not mine.
Lucky for me, I’m very fucking good at my job, or I’d be out of one.
You guys are the new blood. You’re gonna go home with the kessef.
You are the future big swinging dicks of this firm.
Now, you all look money hungry, and that’s good.
Anybody tells you money is the root of all evil doesn’t fuckin’ have any.
They say money can’t buy happiness? Look at the fuckin’ smile on my face.
Ear to ear, baby. You want details? Fine.
I drive a Ferrari 355 Cabriolet.
What’s up? I have a ridiculous house in the South Fork.
I have every toy you could imagine, and best of all, kids…
I am liquid.
So, now you know what’s possible. Let me tell you what’s required.
You are required to work your fucking ass off at this firm.
We want winners here, not pikers. A piker walks at the bell.
A piker asks how much vacation you get in the first year. Vacation?
People come and work at this firm for one reason: to become filthy rich.
We’re not here to make friends. We’re not savin’ the manatees, guys.
You want vacation time?
Go teach third grade, public school.
Okay. The first three months at the firm are as a trainee.
You make $150 a week.
After you’re done training, you take the Series Seven.
Pass that, you become junior broker and you open accounts for your team leader.
You open 40 accounts, you start workin’ for yourself. Sky’s the limit.
Word about being a trainee.
Friends, parents, other brokers, they’re gonna give you shit.
It’s true. $150 a week? Not a lot of money.
Pay them no mind.
You need to learn this business, and this is the time to do it.
Once you pass the test, none of that’s gonna matter.
Your friends are shit.
Tell them you made 25 grand last month, they won’t fucking believe you.
Fuck them! Fuck ‘em!
Parents don’t like the life you lead?
“Fuck you, Mom and Dad.”
See how it feels when you’re makin’ their fuckin’ Lexus payments.
Now, go home and think about it.
Think about whether it’s really for you.
If you decide it isn’t… It’s nothing to be embarrassed about.
It’s not for everyone.
Thanks.
But if you really want this…
you call me on Monday and we’ll talk.
Just don’t waste my fuckin’ time.
Okay. That’s it.People say I should be more humble I hope they understand, they don't listen when you mumble
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