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Originally posted by SatNav View PostJust got a back tooth out. Need periodontal treatment 1200 quid. Braces 2/3 k. And down the line two implants 6k. Maybe should have kept the qashqai
Came home from work starving and the other half had cooked up spare ribs ffs
I'll have a vino instead
running away very very fast lol
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Originally posted by mdoug View PostHYPE HYPE HYPE?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eParXVjkPI
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Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide To... View PostHelp me out with a word please:
Have a load of tests for a paper and am only reporting the significant ones.
Am currently describing this as a 'simplified' approach to reporting of results. But don't like the use of the word simplified as one hates to create an impression in the mind of the reader that your work is anything even slightly related to simple.
Was pondering 'parsimonious', but don't think that quite works. Spent a second or two wondering if 'reductionist' would fit, but not even sure thats a word.
Any suggestions?You are technically correct...the best kind of correct
World Record Holder for Long Distance Soul Reads: May 7th 2011
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Just dusted down the boots for this weekends annual Over 40 soccer tourney in Limerick.
16 teams of never was and has beings get the chance to show how slower they have got since last year. Also another chance to kick any little shit that flew past me on the wing for years but now has a gut from all round training on the high stool. Playing twice a week on astro but such a difference on the full pitch. Last year I was put centre midfield but we got knocked out in the first game. Felt grand after the game but I still had trouble getting down the stairs on Tuesday
Anyway, playing for Fairview and we have drawn the favourites Carew Park (supposed to have a young over 40's team) so chances are it might be just 1 game again. Only 4 years till I hit the 50 mark, might have to retire then, again....
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One of my mates had about €900 nipped out of his wallet last night by a brasser on the street.
She actually took the wallet out, took out the cash and put the wallet back into his pocket without him noticing. You have to admire that in fairness.I hold silver in tit for tat, and I love you for that
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Originally posted by Lazare View PostOne of my mates had about €900 nipped out of his wallet last night by a brasser on the street.
She actually took the wallet out, took out the cash and put the wallet back into his pocket without him noticing. You have to admire that in fairness.
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Originally posted by Kim Huybrechts View PostAt least that's the story he's telling his wife as to how the brazzer ended up with 900 of his moneyI hold silver in tit for tat, and I love you for that
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Originally posted by dobby View PostA fairly ridiculous story down here the last couple of days. LolKerry indeed.
http://m.independent.ie/irish-news/c...-34788818.htmlPeople say I should be more humble I hope they understand, they don't listen when you mumble
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Big news breaking on David de Gea.
Sent home from the euros
David De Gea, Isco Alarcón and Iker Muniain allegedly assaulted a women back in 2012, after the Manchester United goalkeeper arranged a meeting and forced the women to have sex with his U21 teammates.
The women is a protected witness for the Torbe case, a police investigation to find out whether the famous Spanish porn director Torbe recorded some of his videos with minors. She was not a minor in 2012, El Diario says.People say I should be more humble I hope they understand, they don't listen when you mumble
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Originally posted by Lazare View PostActually is how it went down. Consensus was to say nothing to his missus for an easy life. Would've been handier to tell her if the brasser took the whole wallet.You are technically correct...the best kind of correct
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Would have advised you to watch Scam Cities from the appropriate city but you were already there when you posted first.
SPOILER
The brother is getting married later this year. No messing with the stag needlessly being in another country. It will be Tipperary and more precisely Tipperary races!. 1 day & overnight no need for the messing of a whole weekend
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Originally posted by MrsFlushdraw View PostBraces at this stage in your life? Why would you bother. Are you not nearing an age where you will be getting them replaced by dentures anyway? Seems a load of money to be paying at your age
running away very very fast lol
Spending all that dosh on my face keeps me looking like a young wan, average age at stand coming in at 32 from customers ( and yes I ask most)Her sky-ness
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Originally posted by Lazare View PostOne of my mates had about €900 nipped out of his wallet last night by a brasser on the street.
She actually took the wallet out, took out the cash and put the wallet back into his pocket without him noticing. You have to admire that in fairness.
Anyway, that's what you get for staring at a girls tits whilst her hands are on your arse, in your pockets
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Originally posted by shrapnel View Postwas that the money for the whole weekend or just for the night? if the former, pretty stupid carrying all of it on your person when out on the piss in costa del crime.
Anyway, that's what you get for staring at a girls tits whilst her hands are on your arse, in your pocketsI hold silver in tit for tat, and I love you for that
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Originally posted by DeadParrot View PostBig news breaking on David de Gea.
Sent home from the euros
David De Gea, Isco Alarcón and Iker Muniain allegedly assaulted a women back in 2012, after the Manchester United goalkeeper arranged a meeting and forced the women to have sex with his U21 teammates.
The women is a protected witness for the Torbe case, a police investigation to find out whether the famous Spanish porn director Torbe recorded some of his videos with minors. She was not a minor in 2012, El Diario says.
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Originally posted by Lazare View PostActually is how it went down. Consensus was to say nothing to his missus for an easy life. Would've been handier to tell her if the brasser took the whole wallet.
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Originally posted by dobby View PostLol. Another one from Deadparrot Times. Try harder.Manchester United goalkeeper David de Gea has reportedly been implicated in a police probe into a porn director accused of running a child prostitution ring.
nope he is right
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Originally posted by EnzoScifo View PostJust dusted down the boots for this weekends annual Over 40 soccer tourney in Limerick.
16 teams of never was and has beings get the chance to show how slower they have got since last year. Also another chance to kick any little shit that flew past me on the wing for years but now has a gut from all round training on the high stool. Playing twice a week on astro but such a difference on the full pitch. Last year I was put centre midfield but we got knocked out in the first game. Felt grand after the game but I still had trouble getting down the stairs on Tuesday
Anyway, playing for Fairview and we have drawn the favourites Carew Park (supposed to have a young over 40's team) so chances are it might be just 1 game again. Only 4 years till I hit the 50 mark, might have to retire then, again....
Stephen McGuane is my uncle.This too shall pass.
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Originally posted by Lazare View PostOne of my mates had about €900 nipped out of his wallet last night by a brasser on the street.
She actually took the wallet out, took out the cash and put the wallet back into his pocket without him noticing. You have to admire that in fairness.
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She would be like a melted wedding cake by time number 10 got his goLow fee Euro/UK money transfer, 1st transfer free through my referral
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Originally posted by dobby View PostLol. Another one from Deadparrot Times. Try harder.People say I should be more humble I hope they understand, they don't listen when you mumble
Get a shiny metal Revolut card! And a free tenner!
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Originally posted by rounders123 View PostWould have advised you to watch Scam Cities from the appropriate city but you were already there when you posted first.
SPOILER
The brother is getting married later this year. No messing with the stag needlessly being in another country. It will be Tipperary and more precisely Tipperary races!. 1 day & overnight no need for the messing of a whole weekend
I think you owe the BBV a sneak preview of the speech. I feel like I know your brother better than I know my own after all these years reading about him."We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."
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Originally posted by eamonhonda View PostPickpocket left him with the wallet, she wouldnt believe him if he showed her cctvI hold silver in tit for tat, and I love you for that
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Originally posted by Dice75 View PostThats the 24 hour square tax for those who should know better. Pop into City Bar next door to the Alay. Hard to spot and only opens after 11pm. Hang around for one drink.....I hold silver in tit for tat, and I love you for that
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Originally posted by Keane View PostHe probably dropped the money or something.
It's literally unbelievable that someone would pick your pocket, take your cash, leave everything else and put the wallet back in your pocket.airport, lol
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Originally posted by Lazare View PostWe went to a bar called Mombasa last night after a recommendation, didn't disappoint, will try get them to City bar tonight.
(although its 4 years since i happened in there with my father-in-law for a nightcap)
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Originally posted by Keane View PostHe probably dropped the money or something.
It's literally unbelievable that someone would pick your pocket, take your cash, leave everything else and put the wallet back in your pocket.This too shall pass.
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Originally posted by Keane View PostHe probably dropped the money or something.
It's literally unbelievable that someone would pick your pocket, take your cash, leave everything else and put the wallet back in your pocket.
Go big or go homeless.
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So if France score 3 tonight you get 3x5 free bets ?
Originally posted by PaddyPowerFor one match every day at Euro 2016, bet GBP/EUR20 on a team to win and we’ll give you a GBP/EUR5 free bet for every goal they score in that match
Seems the T&C have been updated in the last 2 mins.
Originally posted by PaddyPowerPaddy Power reserves the right to choose which match the special will be applied to.Last edited by oleras; 10-06-16, 18:28.This too shall pass.
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Originally posted by Raoul Duke III View PostPresume you got the office for Best Man duties?
I think you owe the BBV a sneak preview of the speech. I feel like I know your brother better than I know my own after all these years reading about him.
The priest said the brothers local church is only a friary off the main church and of course he can have it there its just that organising weddings arent really their thing and he was the one with wedding black type.
Some guests will be from Dallas and the bride originally being from west Dublin im thinking of incorporating a wild west analogy. Different gun laws, similar gun culture!.
There will be German guests also so i better not mention the war!.
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Originally posted by Dice75 View PostDon't go there specially. Just pop in for one if passing that way. It gets, em, interesting....
(although its 4 years since i happened in there with my father-in-law for a nightcap)I hold silver in tit for tat, and I love you for that
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Originally posted by Keane View PostHe probably dropped the money or something.
It's literally unbelievable that someone would pick your pocket, take your cash, leave everything else and put the wallet back in your pocket.I hold silver in tit for tat, and I love you for that
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Originally posted by Lazare View PostDude, we spent at least three hours today trying to figure it out, it seems that's exactly what she did. My mate was absolutely shit faced.airport, lol
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Originally posted by eamonhonda View Postwas nice of her in a way, shes a pickpocket but has no use for his cards and IDs, saves him some serious inconvenience.
At about 3am this girl approached my ultra inebriated friend, brought him to a bus stop and started fondling his balls, took his wallet from his pocket, nipped out his cash and stuck the wallet back into his pocket.
He didn't notice anything until he went to pay for his breakfast.
We were all arguing that it didn't make sense, why would she add that extra risk of putting the wallet back, but if you think about it, it's perfect. If her mark is paranoid about being robbed, touching his wallet in his pocket will keep him satisfied, copping it gone will cause ructions.
My m8 looks on the bright side tbh, he could have caught her robbing it, accosted her and felt himself in a world of pain with pimps and cops etc.
Plus, we have a funny stag story to tell.I hold silver in tit for tat, and I love you for that
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