Bad Beat/Moaning/Venting - pray for Lazare

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[Emmet]

If Hitch says that 55chan is a bad site, then it must be a reallllllllllllly fucking bad site.

[Solskjaer]

Clearly a horny 14 year old dog-bj is not on. At least we've drawn the bbv line somewhere.

Try CourierCollie next time.

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[CHDad]

Keane injured and possibly out of Euros. Arter and McCarthy dodgy. Feck sake.

[Keane]

Keane injured and possibly out of Euros. Arter and McCarthy dodgy. Feck sake.

I'll be grand

[Fiery Wasabi]

Keane injured and possibly out of Euros. Arter and McCarthy dodgy. Feck sake.

Shur all we need is Shane Long and a keeper to lump it up to him.

[shrapnel]

Keane injured and possibly out of Euros. Arter and McCarthy dodgy. Feck sake.

they're all faking it. they're just scared of going to France/doing a dobby

[RichieM]

SPOILER

There's a fan theory, which I personally subscribe to, that suggests there is still a fuckload of wildfire buried under King's Landing. I reckon Aerys had the whole place wired to blow, but got stabbinated before he could pull the trigger.

SPOILER

they had a guy who was making it just before the battle of the Blackwater so would he not still be churning it out. Wildfire may be useful but I presume the 3 dragons will be the real winners at the wall when Dany eventually gets there.

In terms of boats since that is now a thing the new king of the Iron Islands is planning on building the biggest fleet ever to take to the sea. We can see theon and his sis getting caught and squaring up against the giant fleet and Dany burning the kings flagship to take the ships I presume.

All setting up nicely now with little finger milling round with a big army, the Lanisters finally on the move again and Dany getting her shit together. Still only about 50 guys manning the wall however. Pretty great that nobody in the land still believes them one bit.

[mdoug]

Rashford in, Drinkwater out. Lols to follow

[AndyFatBastard]

Maybe those of us who haven't been lucky enough to be sucked off as 14-year-olds should cast the first stone?

We've all had a few bitches in our time but you're taking the piss m8

[Guest]

Rashford in, Drinkwater out. Lols to follow

Was forever thus with the English and their teams/squads

Was reading the guardian (ya DP it's fucked) and some lad was going on about Henderson being part of the liverpool conspiracy of the 80's as Hodgson was around in the 80's

in the 80's Liverpool players were routinely overlooked for Spurs/Villa players


Fado fado, They had Barnes and Waddle, even the Brazilians at the time said they wished they had Barnes and Waddle. And what did the English do?
Played them as wide midfielders who had to help their full backs so some lad could run from midfield giving it guts and failed attempts at glory.

Fowler/McMannaman/etc banished from England squad for refusing to go to a fortune teller or some shit

Theo the 16yr old, branded for life while whomever stayed at home


Then they had Scholes playing out on the left so they could fit in Lampard/Gerrard/Beckham, shape and best playmaker be dammed

tl;dr The English like a brand name to show off!

[CHDad]

Drinkwater not going means he is starting Kane surely, why would anyone leave out a midfielder who has played well with Vardy all year?

[mdoug]

That will also be funny


I'd have picked drinkwater well well above barkley on performances this year, lallana, wilshere(he just came back ffs, go with form), sterling - all poor this year.
Dier/Henderson/Drinkwater all kinda similar positions to be fair but I'd have gone dier and drinkwater personally


bringing 5 forwards seems a bit mad to be honest unless they're going 4-3-3

[Emmet]

Drinkwater not going means he is starting Kane surely, why would anyone leave out a midfielder who has played well with Vardy all year?

Kane was always to be #1 striker shirley?

[CHDad]

Kane was always to be #1 striker shirley?

More than likely but doesn't say much for Vardy. Sturridge 2nd choice now probably and he's brought Rashford for some reason, which is hilarious.

[Strewelpeter]

Why would they not play vardy isn't he like Roy of the rovers incarnate?

[CHDad]

Why would they not play vardy isn't he like Roy of the rovers incarnate?

Harry Kane is better.

[Solskjaer]

The worst Rash ford can do is bottle it , much like England have been doing for decades.. much ado about nothing there. The defence is the scary part. 2-2 draws in each game for a tenner.

[NuckChorris]

Rashford, Sturridge, Rooney and Vardy can and will all play much deeper than just as a striker. The England midfield is seriously lacking pace out wide apart from Sterling who's been pretty poor. Hodgson will stick one of Vardy/Sturridge out wide every game. Probably better off than with Townsend there even though slightly out of position.

[Raoul Duke III]

Cats. Pigeons. Water Charges!

http://m.rte.ie/news/2016/0531/792280-water-charges/

FF, you shower of utter tools.

[RichieM]

Rashford, Sturridge, Rooney and Vardy can and will all play much deeper than just as a striker. The England midfield is seriously lacking pace out wide apart from Sterling who's been pretty poor. Hodgson will stick one of Vardy/Sturridge out wide every game. Probably better off than with Townsend there even though slightly out of position.

Townsend is seriously greedy and will shoot whenever the ball gets to him. He is also very poor at shooting so leaving him out is defo the right call. Apparently a total cock aswell so why would you subject yourself to a few weeks of putting up with him.

Drinkwater is a surprise but perhaps it was Kante and Mahrez running the Leicster midfield - it clearly was and he might not actually be up to standard.

Rashford can play out wide either and has bags of pace. Due to a lack of striker at united this season he was playing up front but still.

[mdoug]

England/Italy seem a nice bet and lay proposition for euro's, yeah?

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[careca]

Dog interfering seems an absolute null points . 22k posts to work out our low point is an achievement of sorts.

Wtf. I thought the dog interfered with you. You weren't fondling him As he did the deed were you!!!

[Flushdraw]

Bro selling his car if anyone interested. Can probably get 10% off the cost too

http://www.carzone.ie/used-cars/mercedes-benz/c-class/used-2009-mercedes-benz-c-class-c-cork-fpa-201619243540983

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[Raoul Duke III]

The lolKerry crew decide to show they're not just about electing inbred buffoons.

http://www.irishtimes.com/news/crime-and-law/courts/district-court/woman-with-bundles-of-cash-in-court-accused-of-bleeding-system-1.2667384

Fair play imo

[6starpool]

The lolKerry crew decide to show they're not just about electing inbred buffoons.

http://www.irishtimes.com/news/crime-and-law/courts/district-court/woman-with-bundles-of-cash-in-court-accused-of-bleeding-system-1.2667384

Fair play imo

We should let sickpuppy have a few minutes alone with scum like this.

[DeadParrot]

bringing 5 forwards seems a bit mad to be honest unless they're going 4-3-3

it's the england way

one who shouldnt be there but the press will crucify management if he doesnt go
a young one who goes for 'the experience' and who wont play
a lanky one
a one season wonder who plays for an unfashionable team but is in form
a black one

and lo england fell at the first hurdle of a decent team in competition

[Strewelpeter]

We should let sickpuppy have a few minutes alone with scum like this.

At who? the woman who carries her life roll in her bra or the judge who calls her a liar without presenting any evidence to back it up and then sequesters all her money on what basis I don't know

[6starpool]

At who? the woman who carries her life roll in her bra or the judge who calls her a liar without presenting any evidence to back it up and then sequesters all her money on what basis I don't know

Ah ya, I'm sure she is an honest woman who contributes well to society, the poor divil.

[DeadParrot]

Ah ya, I'm sure she is an honest woman who contributes well to society, the poor divil.

I'm sure her being romanian has nothing to do with the judges actions. at all at all

[Keane]

I'm sure her being romanian has nothing to do with the judges actions. at all at all

More to do with the fact that she said she could only afford €100 towards bail before pulling out a wad of 50s surely?

Oh and that she is a thief who didn't bother to turn up to court the last time.

Actually on reflection he's probably just a racist.

[CHDad]

How is McGeady still on the pitch. If he is on the plane tonight it's criminal.

[shano1888]

England/Italy seem a nice bet and lay proposition for euro's, yeah?

Agree re italy for sure.

[Guest]

Ward & Clark got themselves on the flight

Few got themselves off it

Christie exposed but not all his fault!

McGoldrick crosses the ball in the 91st minute instead of shooting he might have got on by default

O'Dowda before McGeady

Gone from struggling to narrow it down to struggling to make it 23 players

4 keepers?

[CHDad]

O'Dowda actually looked a decent little prospect. Nice to have one of them capped young.

[Guest]

Monaco tomorrow

South of France driving is terrifying. 180 degree turns up a 30 degree hill with some fucker driving down the middle of the road in the opposite direction.

[Raoul Duke III]

Two arrested today in that NAMA Project Eagle thingy.

A pretty good day of news for once.

[Solskjaer]

Romanians and Kerry people trying to communicate ? Fly on the wall.

[Solskjaer]

Monaco tomorrow

South of France driving is terrifying. 180 degree turns up a 30 degree hill with some fucker driving down the middle of the road in the opposite direction.

There is one of those in Lucan. I will practice there.

[Raoul Duke III]

Cats. Pigeons. Water Charges!

http://m.rte.ie/news/2016/0531/792280-water-charges/

FF, you shower of utter tools.

This is going to blow up in our (read Fianna Fail's) face massively.

To which I think the only rational and mature response is:

[ArmaniJeans]

This is going to blow up in our (read Fianna Fail's) face massively.

To which I think the only rational and mature response is:

Gov could choose to ignore the rules and pay a few fines; like with VRT.
I wouldn't get too optimistic about anything blowing up in FFs faces, that they have 40+ seats 7 years after the 'events' is showing levels of teflon normally associated with top mafiosi.

[Solskjaer]

This is going to blow up in our (read Fianna Fail's) face massively.

To which I think the only rational and mature response is:

How ? The electorate clearly don't give a damn. Banish them to the knights watch? what's gonna happen them ? serious Q

[Solskjaer]

Meh, what AJ said .

[KevIRL]

Randolph, Given, Westwood, Coleman, Christie, Ward, Brady, JOS, Clarke, Duffy, Keogh, Whelan, McCarthy, McClean, Wes, Hendrick, Walters, McGeady, Meyler, Quinn, Long, Keane, Murphy

[Guest]

Is what it is!

McGeady can beat a man and he can squeeze a yard out of nothing, he won't, but he can

[Emmet]

Tbilisi vegan cafe appeal over meat-wielding 'extremists'

A vegan cafe in Tbilisi has appealed for public solidarity after being invaded by ultra-nationalists wielding grilled meat and sausages.

[balfejohn]

Is what it is!

McGeady can beat a man and he can squeeze a yard out of nothing, he won't, but he can

Must have been D Fordes retirment game tonite
Must be sick of Shay Given Coming Back
Hopefully we will have to call on Ward McGeady when we need them , 2 world class players to call when in crisis.

[Solskjaer]

For the golfers amongst you. The beautiful Rathsallagh golf course reopens tomorrow and they are offering t-off prices for the day of 16.16 ie 1st June 16..

(fffkkkk..June tomorrow)

[CHDad]

Belarus destroyed us down our right side cause Christie who is solid was told to attack,like Coleman will. Exposed due to his shite with a rb on the backfoot getting owned. If McGeady is anywhere near a starting XI after tonight O'Neill should go.

[Mellor]

At who? the woman who carries her life roll in her bra or the judge who calls her a liar without presenting any evidence to back it up and then sequesters all her money on what basis I don't know

I'll be the first to agree the system is full of racists. But you are trying a bit hard to be PC there Strewel.

She pleads guilty to theft. Bail set at €1,000.
When asked if she has the cash for bail she lies and says not much, offers €100 which the court accepts. Then she pulls out a wad of 50's and 100's.

No evidence she's a liar at all
...apart from the whole demonstrating her lie in court. If she was a toerag from Dublin you'd be hanging her out now. Maybe he should have only taken €1,000, but I don't have an issue with bumping it up to €1,500 on the back on the brazen lie.

In the interest of balance. I'd like the point out the Judge in question once appeared before himself for not have tax displayed. Kerry is by no means a paragon of the judicial system. But this is not the case to use an example of the prejudice inherent in the system.

[gorrrr72]

Just watched a documentary on Netflix called Cash for Kids. Highly recommended.
Heartbreaking story of a juvenile judge sending kids to a private for profit detention centre (in Murica obv) and allegedly receiving kickbacks.
The stats at the end of the doc are frightening.

[premierstone]

Just watched a documentary on Netflix called Cash for Kids. Highly recommended.
Heartbreaking story of a juvenile judge sending kids to a private for profit detention centre (in Murica obv) and allegedly receiving kickbacks.
The stats at the end of the doc are frightening.

Was there an episode of law and order based on this?

[Strewelpeter]

Staying in a shit version of fawlty towers... not very amusing.
Thinking of taking the airbnb with the cat lady for next week.

[Mellor]

Staying in a shit version of fawlty towers... not very amusing.
Thinking of taking the airbnb with the cat lady for next week.

Order a Waldorf Salad for the lols

[Guest]

I reckon Mick Wallace has more then paid back whatever tax money he owed through his service to the state over the past few years. Him and daly pissing off all the right people. I thought the experts here all wanted TDs who acted in the national interest instead of being grubby gombeens.