Bad Beat/Moaning/Venting - pray for Lazare

[Lord Sir Banter]

so you're saying it's definitely correlated...must stop paying licence fee

I sort of hope it's correlated tbf. I have letterbox full of warnings.

[Hitchhiker's Guide To...]

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[Guest]

Fair City is comedy gold.

[Lord Sir Banter]

Billie Piper, what was that about.

[Lord Sir Banter]

Fair City is comedy gold.

Where do you stand on mrs browns and ff?

[Lord Sir Banter]

Can someone make this by June 11th? Looking at you peaceandfire, mrsfd, satnav, smurf

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/449023025326145049/

[Lord Sir Banter]

I'll keep posting, I don't give a fuck.

[CHDad]

lol posting

[horatio1]

FF are slowly but surely bringing us all to exactly where they want to be -- another election.

[MrsFlushdraw]

Can someone make this by June 11th? Looking at you peaceandfire, mrsfd, satnav, smurf

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/449023025326145049/

I would if I wasn't so busy. Maybe ask ickys mam for some cast offs?

[dobby]

Cup match tonight against a team second in the division above. 2-2 draw and we fucking deserved it. 95th minute equaliser so absolutely buzzing. Replay will be at home so we hope to do the business.

[Dice75]

Cup match tonight against a team second in the division above. 2-2 draw and we fucking deserved it. 95th minute equaliser so absolutely buzzing. Replay will be at home so we hope to do the business.

I'd say your home crowd will be the difference....

[NuckChorris]

Quality performance by Spurs tonight. Look like they'll be serious contenders next year and right there if Leicester slip this year. Great to see young lads that were out on loan or were down a division or two recently turn into international quality players fairly quickly.

[Guest]

Where do you stand on mrs browns and ff?

Mrs Brown terrible and lol politics.

[careca]

Quality performance by Spurs tonight. Look like they'll be serious contenders next year and right there if Leicester slip this year. Great to see young lads that were out on loan or were down a division or two recently turn into international quality players fairly quickly.

think they will need to take their chance his year. No guarantees for next. City, Che prob even Utd will be much stronger next year. Hopefully pool too.

[Theresa]

A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket and thinks, "some asshole has my pen"

Jimmy Carr on Netflix tonight is it?

Good show to be fair to him, particularly liked the part about the floods in England and he see's a woman on the news, balling her eyes out in her sitting room, " I thought to myself, 'that's not helping mate'".

[CHDad]

think they will need to take their chance his year. No guarantees for next. City, Che prob even Utd will be much stronger next year. Hopefully pool too.

Chelsea, Arsenal, City, United, Spurs and Liverpool will be looking for top 4.

Possibly Pep, Mourinho, Conte, Klopp, Poch and Wenger going to battle with the top 6 teams.

Leicester will splash cash with CL football and champion status, probably hold onto their current stars. West Ham will keep building and improving with their new huge stadium. Everton need rid of the Spanish Alan Pardew and a new owner. Southampton and Stoke should stay solid. Every club will be filthy rich compared to their European counterparts.

Next season is going to be crazy.

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[Lazare]

so you're saying it's definitely correlated...must stop paying licence fee

RTE, FF, the Ga, and the cuntilic church. They're all one big stinkpile.

[pokerhand]

I see Ethiopian airlines have LAX return for €412 in Sept, anyone flown Ethiopian airlines? Strewl, pokerhand?

Looking for somewhere with guaranteed decent weather in Sept for two weeks and cheap enough as have a big holiday planned for July 2017. Suggestions welcome.

Flights are reasonable enough, not the most comfortable ride it has to be said but it main advantage is that it is direct. The timing is awful for the flight from Dublin as it is around 6.30 am so you have to check in at 4am or so.

That is stonking good value though TBF.

Its a Dreamliner they use to LAX. I'd imagine thats a vastly more comfortable flying experience than those pieces of junk that the US airlines fly on Dub-US.

Think again.

[Lord Sir Banter]

I'd punch Jimmy Carr's laugh in its face. Top 5 worst things ever.

[Lazare]

This is an excellent (long) read. The sugar conspiracy

That was a fantastic read. Loved the line near the end about us living in an information democracy now as opposed to an information oligarchy, gives hope that such monumental errors won't be repeated.

[Lord Sir Banter]

That was a fantastic read. Loved the line near the end about us living in an information democracy now as opposed to an information oligarchy, gives hope that such monumental errors won't be repeated.

go fuck yourself lazare

[elbows]

go fuck yourself lazare

Did you have a bad T.

[Lazare]

go fuck yourself lazare

I the Jimmy Carr laugh.

[6starpool]

Come on SatNav, let us know how you got on in Kilkenny.

[SatNav]

Come on SatNav, let us know how you got on in Kilkenny.

Blanked it, shops were too tempting. And obviously I'm over target for the month. Paying far too much tax

[Lord Sir Banter]

Did you have a bad T.

au contraire, it was gr8.

I had spicy tikka masala from tesco. I forgot to get naan, so instead I made a toaster pancake (with butter) to go with it. I guess this sort of story explains why I've gained weight.

[dobby]

au contraire, it was gr8.

I had spicy tikka masala from tesco. I forgot to get naan, so instead I made a toaster pancake (with butter) to go with it. I guess this sort of story explains why I've gained weight.

Ur beautiful da way ya are hunn ex oh ex oh

[Mellor]

Blanked it, shops were too tempting. And obviously I'm over target for the month. Paying far too much tax

You need to start tracking your expenses for dedudtions , should a shitload when you are on the road

[mdoug]

[NSFW="Classic Workmans"][/NSFW]

[dobby]

http://imgur.com/a/A232m

SPOILER

[NSFW="Classic Workmans"][/NSFW]

Only about 4 days too l8 m8

[mdoug]

Yeah I don't really read here anymore, just found it and shared it is all. At least I'm not asking easily googleable questions

[Mellor]

Anthony Bourdain is in pretty good shape for a guy turning 60 this year

SPOILER

[Guest]

I'll keep posting, I don't give a fuck.

You remind me of my me...only I don't even think about if I should give a treetrunk. I just keep going!

[Guest]

You guys need a treat hang on a minute.

[Guest]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QL9x5ltdZ9Y

[Mellor]

PeaceandFire,
What's the sea creature freaks you out the most.
what's your favorite vegetable.
If could only eat one food for the rest of your life what would it be.
Whats the weirdest thing you've dipped in a cup of tea

[Guest]

PeaceandFire,
What's the least sea creature freaks you out the most.
what's your favorite vegetable.
If could only eat one food for the rest of your life what would it be.
Whats the weirdest thing you've dipped in a cup of tea

Hello!

Dolphins the least. Sharks the most or seaweed..or just deep water.

Turnip??

Sandwiches or rice or bread.

I don't drink tea or coffee.


Can you remember melodies well?

[Guest]

Also have you played strip poker?

[Guest]

I haven't! I'm too scared!

[Guest]

The term Hold'em now sounds completely different !

[Mellor]

Turnip??

Everyone is entitle to their own taste. But you taste in vegetables is the worst.
I think all the vegetable regulars mop the floor with turnip.

I don't drink tea or coffee.

What do you drink

Can you remember melodies well?

Yes.

Also have you played strip poker?

Yes. I like it. I got naked

[Guest]

A comedians heaven is a door that swings both ways. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Farce :-)

[Guest]

Yes. I like it. I got naked

Brava lets do a fangdango! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CEJk...mlWAeH6Uw8GulA


I drink liquids. Water Diet coke Juice. Hard hard liqour! Not really.

[Guest]

That was my worst vegetable not my fav!

[mdoug]

Peaceandfire and luckforsome should go on a date.

[Guest]

Peaceandfire and luckforsome should go on a date.

Pics first. I will reject him outright so think first!

[Guest]

You have put luckforsome in a very awkward position.

[mdoug]

I reckon I could find yours and his facebook in < 5 minutes of stalking so I might send you each others facebook profiles so you can say hi. I'll need both of your approval for this :P, or you could just go on a blind date guys. IPB Blind Date!

I think it would be a match made in heaven.

[mdoug]

You have put luckforsome in a very awkward position.

Indeed, but he's a lovely chap and he's the only one I can think that is in Dublin and is single and has talked about girls.

Plus, lol.

[Guest]

You have put luckforsome in a very awkward position.

This is a totally different fangango! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQbW7...ojrYGtNQqmYyyg

You can hear the tension!

[Guest]

Indeed, but he's a lovely chap and he's the only one I can think that is in Dublin and is single and has talked about girls.

Plus, lol.

A single man in Dublin??? Are you sure?

[Guest]

I reckon I could find yours and his facebook in < 5 minutes of stalking so I might send you each others facebook profiles so you can say hi. I'll need both of your approval for this :P, or you could just go on a blind date guys. IPB Blind Date!

I think it would be a match made in heaven.

No.

[Guest]

In fact that is really creepy.

[mdoug]

Match made in Heaven!!....

[mdoug]

In fact that is really creepy.

I'm an incredibly creepy person, why else would I be online at 3am. <- that's me, moustaches are creepy

[Guest]

APOLOGIZE!

[Guest]

I have a bf.

[mdoug]

I have a bf.

You should play strip poker with him, he will approve of this suggestion.

APOLOGIZE!

lol