Bad Beat/Moaning/Venting - pray for Lazare

[Guest]

Wouldn't say that. Plenty of chances at both ends. Just wasteful shooting.

Nice to see Ronaldo turn up for a big game too.

Wasteful all over the park from both teams. So many errant passes, and very little energy from either team.

[Solskjaer]

Let's say you had a secret insight that meant for one lottery draw only you had a 1 in 10,000 chance of winning the big prize, as opposed to the usual 1 in 10 million chance. Tickets are the normal €2. We'll say it's a nefariously sourced insight so you don't want to share the information and create an investment fund. You could approach your family and close friends but decide it's not fair to get them involved in case something goes wrong maybe due to someone drunkenly saying it. But if you keep the info to yourself there's no chance of being caught. The draw you have information on is in two months time.


What would you do?


Disclaimer: I don't have this lotto insight, although I would say that wouldn't I?
Disclaimer: It isn't a question where there is a correct answer

In case something goes wrong ? LOL. moots the whole thang amigo

[newbie2]

In four days without any help?

2 months no?

[ComradeCollie]

Jaysus, it cost £3m an episode for The Night Manager. That's surely off-the-charts expensive? In fairness I'd say they'll easily make it back, as the ending was the icing on the cake of excellence.

Just binge watched this today. Surprised they got it done that cheaply tbh. Wasn't Hugh Laurie getting £.25m per episode for House, and that had 20 or more episodes per year.

Found it all a bit too James Bondy for my liking.

[eamonhonda]

Background to that question coming up hitch?

[CHDad]

Seeing the bigger lot of cunts lose perked me up a little.

[dobby]

Wasteful all over the park from both teams. So many errant passes, and very little energy from either team.

An eye on the CL by both sides maybe? And title race all but over with 10 points still between them. I do agree it was poor compared to recent games between them but not terrible.

[Solskjaer]

El Classico tonight. Should be a great game, I expect some sending offs.

Tiny aftertiming mortal sin. Got evens on the red card. Decent sweat


Added fowler to my golfing bet for tomorrow. Crowded leaderboard. Anything could happen, expect some big exchange swings.

Masters is getting so close. Giggiddy. I may splash out on a bottle of Gentleman Jack for the duration

[Lazare]

2 months no?

You can't buy tickets two months out, the most you can buy is 8 draws out. Although Collie highlighted that it's possible anyway.

[horatio1]

Let's say you had a secret insight that meant for one lottery draw only you had a 1 in 10,000 chance of winning the big prize, as opposed to the usual 1 in 10 million chance. Tickets are the normal €2. We'll say it's a nefariously sourced insight so you don't want to share the information and create an investment fund. You could approach your family and close friends but decide it's not fair to get them involved in case something goes wrong maybe due to someone drunkenly saying it. But if you keep the info to yourself there's no chance of being caught. The draw you have information on is in two months time.


What would you do?


Disclaimer: I don't have this lotto insight, although I would say that wouldn't I?
Disclaimer: It isn't a question where there is a correct answer

In.

[Lazare]

Background to that question coming up hitch?

French wine bar I'd say.

[newbie2]

You can't buy tickets two months out, the most you can buy is 8 draws out. Although Collie highlighted that it's possible anyway.

Question didn't determine which lottery draw it was?

For example the Florida lotto - Up to 52 consecutive drawings (6 months)

[eamonhonda]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eq5gjfN5lns

How good is Arthur Russell, anybody have a link to documentary about him called Wild Combination

[newbie2]

as you a tell, I 'm in work and don't have anyone to argue with - if Laz isn't biting, anybody else?

Doping story on Sunday Times tomorrow - Could be implications for EPL teams. My money's on Leicester and Chelski

[Raoul Duke III]

Pretty cool idea

I'm going to give it a lash

[davepoke/her]

as you a tell, I 'm in work and don't have anyone to argue with - if Laz isn't biting, anybody else?

Doping story on Sunday Times tomorrow - Could be implications for EPL teams. My money's on Leicester and Chelski

Leicester players on the PEDs and Chelsea players on the LSD this season by the looks of it.

[ComradeCollie]

Pretty cool idea

I'm going to give it a lash

Was certain this was the time a RD3 link was going to be a rick roll, or porn.

[CHDad]

Wenger is a top manager and any fan should be proud to have him. Z is such a needless letter. We should get rid of it. Cider is a ladies drink.

Also, Bray is basically a third world country.

[Raoul Duke III]

Was certain this was the time a RD3 link was going to be a rick roll, or porn.

I was searching for 'rickroll porn', must have misclicked

[mdoug]

So if I invest 20k I have an even money shot of making a million? Also in

[ComradeCollie]

Don't think it's been mentioned but there it a bit of Doke talking on this podcast. He's at about 22:30 http://adam-buxton.co.uk/ad/2016/03/...wallow-pt-1-2/

Kinda pissed nobody thanked this. It's Doke talking in detail about his Bowie thing. And he's given about as much time as Jonathon Ross.

[SatNav]

Kinda pissed nobody thanked this. It's Doke talking in detail about his Bowie thing. And he's given about as much time as Jonathon Ross.

link wont work for me

[newbie2]

Wenger is a top manager and any fan should be proud to have him. Z is such a needless letter. We should get rid of it. Cider is a ladies drink.

Also, Bray is basically a third world country.

You can do so much better.


C-

Must try harder

[MrsFlushdraw]

@ CHD

Please stop editing peoples posts in the WW game and don't post in locked threads. Abusing your mod powers!

[dobby]

Kinda pissed nobody thanked this. It's Doke talking in detail about his Bowie thing. And he's given about as much time as Jonathon Ross.

Nothing comes up except a blank page. We don't just give out thanks willy nilly round here. Except Andy, he'll thank anything.

[dobby]

Stop talking about ww in the bbv ffs

[mdoug]

@ CHD

Please stop editing peoples posts in the WW game and don't post in locked threads. Abusing your mod powers!

I wouldn't be surprised if bigdeal actually posted the i am a lady thing tbh

[ComradeCollie]

link wont work for me

Nothing comes up except a blank page. We don't just give out thanks willy nilly round here. Except Andy, he'll thank anything.

Ah, it was working when it was originally posted.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZEGHK_3W2o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FODvjYoVEi8

[Lord Sir Banter]

@ CHD

Please stop editing peoples posts in the WW game and don't post in locked threads. Abusing your mod powers!

He is a brat.

[MrsFlushdraw]

I wouldn't be surprised if bigdeal actually posted the i am a lady thing tbh

Well, I am a lady was an edit that was done repeatedly in previous games ran. Just saying. It shouldn't happen at all.

[CHDad]

Didn't edit, did post late though.

What you gona do about it? Do you know who I am?

[CHDad]

I wouldn't be surprised if bigdeal actually posted the i am a lady thing tbh

1500/1 says I didn't

[ComradeCollie]

Doke 23 munites in https://soundcloud.com/adam-buxton/e...low-pt-1-fixed

[Lord Sir Banter]

CHDog is a cunt

Fair point, well made.

[CHDad]

@ CHD

Please stop editing peoples posts in the WW game and don't post in locked threads. Abusing your mod powers!

Backseat modding will not be tolerated on IPB

This is your final warning.

[dobby]

The I am a lady thing is an original post by bigdeal, not an edit. imho of course. I think he was paying homage to Hondas good play for a change.

[MrsFlushdraw]

Backseat modding will not be tolerated on IPB

This is your final warning.

I am a co-mod not a backseat one Dog!

[mdoug]

@ CHD

Please stop editing peoples posts in the WW game and don't post in locked threads. Abusing your mod powers!

He is a brat.

This.
What a brat.

[dobby]

Doke 23 munites in https://soundcloud.com/adam-buxton/e...low-pt-1-fixed

Yep. Listening now.

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[mdoug]

1500/1 says I didn't

I said bigdeal posted it m8, what you talking bout

[Lord Sir Banter]

Name change for chad to MrsFdsBrat

[MrsFlushdraw]

Name change for chad to MrsFdsBrat

I have enough brats living here tyvm lol, don't need another

[thechamp87]

Anyone know somewhere in Dublin I can get the camera fixed on an iPhone 6S? Cracked it last night.

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[Lazare]

11pm is the fucking sexiest hour wha?

[SatNav]

11pm is the fucking sexiest hour wha?

its not when the sweat is hopping off you and you are lying off on a recliner and your feet are roasting in socks and you cant get them off with your feet.

How the fuck did Christy Brown do what he did lol

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[Lazare]

In JJ's watching a really cool tribute to Allen Toussaint but under orders to get the last bus home in 20 mins time, because of previous shenaniganfun.

Problem is, I've just gotten hush hush word that Gregory Porter's band are soon to arrive after their Olympia gig. Seemingly they came here last night and got on stage.

Fuck me. I'm gonna get the bus, but ffs.

[dobby]

In JJ's watching a really cool tribute to Allen Toussaint but under orders to get the last bus home in 20 mins time, because of previous shenaniganfun.

Problem is, I've just gotten hush hush word that Gregory Porter's band are soon to arrive after their Olympia gig. Seemingly they came here last night and got on stage.

Fuck me. I'm gonna get the bus, but ffs.

Stay obviously. I don't know who they are but if a band that I liked were coming to the pub I was in I wouldn't be moving. Deal with consequences tomorrow/throw money at it

[dobby]

Doke 23 munites in https://soundcloud.com/adam-buxton/e...low-pt-1-fixed

That was good. Now you have two thanks. Should keep you happy

[mdoug]

Some very good advertising here imo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PtOAnZxB8s

They did that to be talked about/for april fools and now have released this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ur_nWaCeAc

Great advertising strategy.

Iceland do have some strong men in fairness

[Lazare]

Stay obviously. I don't know who they are but if a band that I liked were coming to the pub I was in I wouldn't be moving. Deal with consequences tomorrow/throw money at it

I've already played that card. Well, a similar one.

[mdoug]

Stay in pub, play the missed the bus cause it came early card, share consequences for our amusement.

[Lazare]

Stay in pub, play the missed the bus cause it came early card, share consequences for our amusement.

I've exhausted all of those excuses, that's the problem.

[mdoug]

[CHDad]

You can do so much better.


C-

Must try harder

Sorry m8

[dobby]

I've already played that card. Well, a similar one.

I've exhausted all of those excuses, that's the problem.

how much shenanifuns do you get up to?? Always leave something in the tank m8.

[dobby]

Watching MOTD. Norwch with the big heart.

[Solskjaer]

I've exhausted all of those excuses, that's the problem.

Stay in the bar, give her a list of all the exhausted excuses and tell her one of them is kinda true and then offer her a cash prize if she get's it in 3 guesses. Whilst she is musing feign interest in the curtains suggesting they be upgraded to freshen the place up. Wimmin have an attention weakspot when it comes to improving the ol gaff. Anyhoo I've seen your windows, the curtains are just terrible (show her this post, well just the curtains are terrible part)