Bad Beat/Moaning/Venting - pray for Lazare

[oleras]

T -5days to The Danger Zone !

T-2 days to The Danger Zone.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yK0P1Bk8Cx4

This is happening tonight people.

I am excite.

[shrapnel]

This is happening tonight people.

I am excite.

Is there a new top gun coming out? That's the only thing that song reminds me of?

[pgodkin]

So this evening @19:55 i became a daddy to twim girls baby and mother doing well twin 1 3.56kg twin 2 3.25kg


Yeah so that happened, pretty sureal here at the moment

[oleras]

Is there a new top gun coming out? That's the only thing that song reminds me of?

[oleras]

So this evening @19:55 i became a daddy to twim girls baby and mother doing well twin 1 3.56kg twin 2 3.25kg


Yeah so that happened, pretty sureal here at the moment

Serious congrats, get Dice on speed dial.

[Mellor]

Is there a new top gun coming out? That's the only thing that song reminds me of?

Pretty sure there is sequel in the pipeline actually

[Solskjaer]

Pretty sure there is sequel in the pipeline actually

already released last year. Flopped pretty badly at the box office. sent to dvd pretty quickly.

[Solskjaer]

So this evening @19:55 i became a daddy to twim girls baby and mother doing well twin 1 3.56kg twin 2 3.25kg


Yeah so that happened, pretty sureal here at the moment

congrats. I hope the 1 3.5kg girl doesn't slag the bigger girl. Girls can be very cruel.

[Mellor]

already released last year. Flopped pretty badly at the box office. sent to dvd pretty quickly.

Pretty sure that's not right. They've only re-started talks about it. Kilmer and Cruise on board.

https://twitter.com/BRUCKHEIMERJB/status/692111490158071808

What film are you talking about?

[Solskjaer]

Pretty sure that's not right. They've only re-started talks about it. Kilmer and Cruise on board.

https://twitter.com/BRUCKHEIMERJB/status/692111490158071808

What film are you talking about?

ya big..

[mdoug]

Ye should watch top secret starring val kilmer if you haven't seen it before.

[oleras]

Pretty sure that's not right. They've only re-started talks about it. Kilmer and Cruise on board.

https://twitter.com/BRUCKHEIMERJB/status/692111490158071808

What film are you talking about?

Point break ? His mind is old...

[Mellor]

Point break ? His mind is old...

My first guess was Hot Shots...

[Solskjaer]

With all the foreboding about April 1st. Thought I'd annoy at the 1st opportunity. Seems Ole is a BAF also .

[oleras]

With all the foreboding about April 1st. Thought I'd annoy at the 1st opportunity. Seems Ole is a BAF also .

Your lace is open.

[Michael]

Congrats

[Tar.Aldarion]

I think it's time to start avoiding wimmen

I really tried. Worst part is I don't know if I want to fuck her or her daughter more. God damn Eastern Europeans

[Lord Sir Banter]

Denny, ever consider getting a few lessons and your license so that you can rent a car once in a while for seeing the country?

The only thing I am when it comes to McGregor is impossible to wind up m8

I have more hope for you upping your game for 200 than Our Conor.

You abandoning conor m8? Your 2nd fav dub

I really tried. Worst part is I don't know if I want to fuck her or her daughter more. God damn Eastern Europeans

throw up a pic and we'll help decide.

[Lord Sir Banter]

Ye should watch top secret starring val kilmer if you haven't seen it before.

Goes strongly against my policy of never watching anything that has Val Kilmer near it.

[CHDad]

Are you no.1?

[Lord Sir Banter]

Any thoughts on Linked Finance? Have a few quid sitting around it seems like a decent hing to get into, but I'm probably overlooking several massive pertinent details.

They are cunce. Doug loves them. They skim an awful lot off what they pretend to offer.

T-4hours to the nut worst day on the internet when media groups pretend to be hilarious jokesters. Can only cringe in anticipation of the 'SF agrees coalition with FG' type political stuff.

I recall back in the day that media related april fools tended to be outlandish.
It's utterly redundant when it's a case of 'oh right you fooled me there saying something that was really banal and plausible'.

Much like Waterford Whispers tbf.

Are you no.1?

Well what do you reckon m8. Obv

[CHDad]

I don't think of you or Our Conor as dubs m8, I respect yous too much.

[Lord Sir Banter]

who hurt you m8, give me their name

[CHDad]

Henry II of England

[CHDad]

The French English cunt.

[mdoug]

Goes strongly against my policy of never watching anything that has Val Kilmer near it.

I understand that but..

[Lord Sir Banter]

forgot about this
the fuck

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amazon_Mechanical_Turk

[CHDad]

I forgot about the Harlem Shake

[Lord Sir Banter]

yea that was weirdly shit.
start your own, the kilcoole thing
could be big...

[CHDad]

No money in it m8. Be like inventing a new way to cook eggs.

[Lord Sir Banter]

That would be a potentially billion pound idea.

[Mellor]

I'm starting a mini company. I need a company name.
I'm also considering crowd funding. Is it worth effort?

[eamonhonda]

I'm starting a mini company. I need a company name.
I'm also considering crowd funding. Is it worth effort?

Can we pick the name?

[Mellor]

Can we pick the name?

Sure why not.
I'm drawing a blank on the name to be honest. Happy to take input for anyone.
Do you want to know a little about what is going of, or would that kind of relative information only get in the way?



Disclaimers:
All submissions, whether genuine or piss-taking WILL be considered. In accordance with a standard Privilege Clause, the best or any suggested name shall not necessarily be accepted. Payment for naming services will be in the form of "IPB Post Thanks" and "Instagram Likes".

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[eamonhonda]

Sure why not.
I'm drawing a blank on the name to be honest. Happy to take input for anyone.
Do you want to know a little about what is going of, or would that kind of relative information only get in the way?



Disclaimers:
All submissions, whether genuine or piss-taking WILL be considered. In accordance with a standard Privilege Clause, the best or any suggested name shall not necessarily be accepted. Payment for naming services will be in the form of "IPB Post Thanks" and "Instagram Likes".

Ah yeah we will need something to work with. Should keep us busy for the morning.

[pokerhand]

Sure why not.
I'm drawing a blank on the name to be honest. Happy to take input for anyone.
Do you want to know a little about what is going of, or would that kind of relative information only get in the way?



Disclaimers:
All submissions, whether genuine or piss-taking WILL be considered. In accordance with a standard Privilege Clause, the best or any suggested name shall not necessarily be accepted. Payment for naming services will be in the form of "IPB Post Thanks" and "Instagram Likes".

Minimellorgfy.... Mini-Mell or GFY
Which is not to be confused with mini Mellor orgy

[Mellor]

Ah yeah we will need something to work with. Should keep us busy for the morning.

Ok, well it's a Jiu Jitsu based idea - calling it a company feels silly. A business?? For now it's just an idea.
Initially aiming for a line of rash guards, and go from there. First design is complete and currently getting a sample made in China and Pakistan.
For those that aren't aware rash guards are tops worn when grappling, and also surfing. They'll look something like this kind, but probably not like this kind.
But google rash guards turns up lots of pics like the latter, enjoy

[eamonhonda]

That's a tough one for a play on words name, it's a long day though we will get something

[chips1234]

go with the womens ones and call yourselves B.L.R barely legal rashes

[DeadParrot]

Thats insane, I know you are trying to be more sanctimonious than thou but GTFO
Trump is running in the US not here.
It is not reasonable, especially in a society that has had open access to abortion for 50 years to even consider criminalising women who avail of illegal abortion services.

devils advocate but that is precisely the scenario more prone to criminalization, if that is even a word.
Of course in the real world, open access, especially in certain states, is a bit of a misnomer.

The more I see of Trump and the US reactions to the election, the more I'm convinced there is some turn of the century thing in the human psyche that craves social upheaval

[DeadParrot]

So this evening @19:55 i became a daddy to twim girls baby and mother doing well twin 1 3.56kg twin 2 3.25kg


Yeah so that happened, pretty sureal here at the moment

Congrats Dude.
twice the fun

[DeadParrot]

I really tried. Worst part is I don't know if I want to fuck her or her daughter more. God damn Eastern Europeans

[DeadParrot]

I recall back in the day that media related april fools tended to be outlandish.
It's utterly redundant when it's a case of 'oh right you fooled me there saying something that was really banal and plausible'.

If it's not on the level of a left handed whopper or a spaghetti tree , I dont want to know.

[Solskjaer]

devils advocate but that is precisely the scenario more prone to criminalization, if that is even a word.
Of course in the real world, open access, especially in certain states, is a bit of a misnomer.

The more I see of Trump and the US reactions to the election, the more I'm convinced there is some turn of the century thing in the human psyche that craves social upheaval

to think

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyTUF5gP2KE

[Mellor]

That's a tough one for a play on words name, it's a long day though we will get something

Yeah, it's tricky. Some of the big/well company out there are;
Newaza
Scramble
Inverted Gear
Tatami

..Which are all words from grappling/japan. But highly obscure also

[Solskjaer]

Ok, well it's a Jiu Jitsu based idea - calling it a company feels silly. A business?? For now it's just an idea.
Initially aiming for a line of rash guards, and go from there. First design is complete and currently getting a sample made in China and Pakistan.
For those that aren't aware rash guards are tops worn when grappling, and also surfing. They'll look something like this kind, but probably not like this kind.
But google rash guards turns up lots of pics like the latter, enjoy

aras aris

[Mellor]

Lol literally had that exact version of that gif ready to post, and changed my mind incase somebody got the wrong idea with daughter part.

Also, wondering if you noticed this image just below when searching for the above?

SPOILER

[DeadParrot]

Ok, well it's a Jiu Jitsu based idea - calling it a company feels silly. A business?? For now it's just an idea.
Initially aiming for a line of rash guards, and go from there. First design is complete and currently getting a sample made in China and Pakistan.
For those that aren't aware rash guards are tops worn when grappling, and also surfing. They'll look something like this kind, but probably not like this kind.
But google rash guards turns up lots of pics like the latter, enjoy

Depends on lot on the design dude.
Are you going for 'pop' tops or a more professional looking brand?
Wouldn't the ability to cross sell to watersports ( ) be advantageous or is there a different technical design needed for exposure to seawater and stuff?

Rolling Thunder?
RassleFck?
Skinwear?
Noodlewear? (catfishing type thing wear folks wrestle fish, swimwear, fish, wrestling etc)
GreatApeGear/BrownBearWear


stuff like that?

[DeadParrot]

Lol literally had that exact version of that gif ready to post, and changed my mind incase somebody got the wrong idea with daughter part.

Also, wondering if you noticed this image just below when searching for the above?

SPOILER

Yes I did

[eamonhonda]

There's something along the lines of Brazilian and rash, but I can't put my finger on it.

[DeadParrot]

There's something along the lines of Brazilian and rash, but I can't put my finger on it.

I don't think a shaving burn on a dudes balls is quite the mental image Mellor is looking for when someone thinks of his brand

[eamonhonda]

BJJ or GTFO

[Raoul Duke III]

When your Grand National fancy
Tips up at Beechers Brook
But you win the Aintree Tipping Comp
Then you won't give a fuck

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[careca]

Jiu Fitzyou (we even have a nod to our old poker home)
or to be cool Jiu Fitzu

[Emmet]

J.J Pelt & Son

[MrsFlushdraw]

So this evening @19:55 i became a daddy to twim girls baby and mother doing well twin 1 3.56kg twin 2 3.25kg


Yeah so that happened, pretty sureal here at the moment

Congratulations Philip, great news. Glad all doing well

[Mellor]

aras aris

Maybe I'm missing a phrase, or being too literal but is that "house again"?

[dobby]

McNulty on radio kerry now m8s.