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I went into tesco to buy ice cream the summer before last when the weather was class. Basically all of the ice cream was gone. I picked up a multi pack of mojito solareos that were on offer thinking nothing of it. Went up to the self service and the approval needed alarm went off. I assumed it was some kind of error but Mrs B Bint from bintsville informed me that ID was required as the ice creams had .03% alcohol in them. I laughed and informed her that I did not have ID because you don't need identification to buy ice cream especially not when you are 28. She was unrelenting so I took out my phone and asked her could we go through the whole thing again. She wasnt too impressed by this and we parted on bad terms.
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Originally posted by darwinatemyhamster View PostI'd fucking love to be asked for ID.
Need ID to have breakfast and watch the sport in a pub on a Sunday morning. Ridiculous.This may or may not be an original thought of my own.
All efforts were made to make this thought original but with the abundance of thoughts in the world the originality of this thought cannot be guaranteed.
The author is not liable for any issue arising from the platitudinous nature of this post.
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Originally posted by shrapnel View Postanyone seen this? DP?
looks just sooo bad, it could actually be good
On an unrelated point. I'd mill a rake of pints.
Bringing the Mrs along for 'iron'People say I should be more humble I hope they understand, they don't listen when you mumble
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Re the wine deliveries. Do they notify you when they're going to deliver? IE could I spin down from work to accept delivery?
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Originally posted by davepoke/her View PostSo no kids in the pub? That sounds like a fair trade off.This may or may not be an original thought of my own.
All efforts were made to make this thought original but with the abundance of thoughts in the world the originality of this thought cannot be guaranteed.
The author is not liable for any issue arising from the platitudinous nature of this post.
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Originally posted by Denny Crane View PostThe new giv ID card is due out soon. Not sure it's worth 30 quid to be allowed buy booze in Lidl (only place that ever asked me) in peace though.X can be anything, any number, that is what’s CRAZY about X.
Because X doesn’t roll like that, because X can’t be pinned down!
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...Last edited by Hitchhiker's Guide To...; 23-10-15, 18:26."We're not f*cking Burundi" - Big Phil
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Originally posted by Denny Crane View PostThe new giv ID card is due out soon. Not sure it's worth 30 cans to be allowed buy booze in Lidl (only place that ever asked me) in peace though.X can be anything, any number, that is what’s CRAZY about X.
Because X doesn’t roll like that, because X can’t be pinned down!
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Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide To... View PostWhat's this wine place? There's a scamola of sorts to avoid the tax? Have a fairly classy white wine for this evening. It's a dude that only sells a small selection of bio wines. He selects mainly based on soil minerals at the moment. Would only let me buy this particular bottle when he whacked two stones together and had me inhale the dust to get a sense of the wine's terroir. I was trying to tell him that my social awkwardness means there's no chance I'll inhale that dust and not go 'oh that's amazing, I'll have the bottle', so we may as well cut through the charade.
there's a little restaurant on the border of two wine estates. One makes a classic vintage and the one on the other side makes a decent bottle of wine. Anyway, the grandfather and "doyen" of the vintage place comes for lunch all the time in this particular restaurant, and is of course always served the classic vintage.
One day, the restaurant owner realises that he has run out of the good stuff, and thinks, "sacrebleu, i will serve ze other wine. ze vineyard is only across the street, how will he ever know ze difference?"
In comes the old man, sits at his favorite table, orders his favorite dishes, and his favorite vintage. He is brought all this, tries the wine and screams blue murder: "how dare you serve me zis rubbish?"
the owner of the restaurant sheepishly apologises and asks "but how is it zat your wine is so different to ze other, ze vineyards are exactly in ze same place and only separated by zis street?"
The old man looks at him and says: "mon ami, only 2 centimeters separate ze anus and ze vagina, but le bouquet, la difference!!!!!"Last edited by shrapnel; 23-10-15, 18:42.
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Originally posted by Theresa View PostMove to Canada. Pain in the arse.
Need ID to have breakfast and watch the sport in a pub on a Sunday morning. Ridiculous.No beast so fierce but knows some touch of pity, but I know none, therefore am no beast.
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Originally posted by zuutroy View PostRe the wine deliveries. Do they notify you when they're going to deliver? IE could I spin down from work to accept delivery?
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Originally posted by ionapaul View PostDidn't get notified, so will have to pick it up in the depot tomorrow hopefully. Think you can organise another delivery instead if you don't want to drive to depot.
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When I go to the swimming pool sometimes I pay 4.50 other times 6.50
Then I realised that it was different people charged me different amounts.
This week a new girl asked me what I normally pay... I ask what are the rates?
'6.50 for adults and4.50 for our golden members... Ahem ..Are you over 65?'
And you thought rigger has problems. FMLTurning millions into thousands
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vinatis.com...Have 36 bottles in my basket but having trouble pulling the trigger for that much money in one go.
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Originally posted by shano1888 View PostI went into tesco to buy ice cream the summer before last when the weather was class. Basically all of the ice cream was gone. I picked up a multi pack of mojito solareos that were on offer thinking nothing of it. Went up to the self service and the approval needed alarm went off. I assumed it was some kind of error but Mrs B Bint from bintsville informed me that ID was required as the ice creams had .03% alcohol in them. I laughed and informed her that I did not have ID because you don't need identification to buy ice cream especially not when you are 28. She was unrelenting so I took out my phone and asked her could we go through the whole thing again. She wasnt too impressed by this and we parted on bad terms.
Originally posted by zuutroy View Postvinatis.com...Have 36 bottles in my basket but having trouble pulling the trigger for that much money in one go.
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Originally posted by Lazare View PostMy wife Judy has firmly decided with no course for appeal that we're watching Judge Judy.
Seriously.
Maybe I'll do ironing.
With this wisdom in mind, do you see how "Maybe I'll do the ironing" is both a cause of your current predicament and a condition for future emasculating TV show decisions?
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Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide To... View PostThere's an American dude in work who goes back and forth to Ireland. The talk turned to the boom and he gave the Hilton in Darndale as example of the lunacy. Anyway he said he was being driven through Darndale on way to the airport recently and his (Irish) pal was saying that the huge Tesco there (you know the big bright one?) is known as the Darndale Opera House. Something about it being the only thing people get dressed up to visit, the look of the building itself. Is that true that it's nicknamed that?! Had a suspicion his pal was taking the piss with him.X can be anything, any number, that is what’s CRAZY about X.
Because X doesn’t roll like that, because X can’t be pinned down!
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Originally posted by hotspur View PostAll things arise dependant upon conditions. What we are experiencing now is the result of prior conditions. We can choose now to set up conditions that will affect future outcomes.
With this wisdom in mind, do you see how "Maybe I'll do the ironing" is both a cause of your current predicament and a condition for future emasculating TV show decisions?
She's pregnant, I've to suck up the suffering.I hold silver in tit for tat, and I love you for that
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Originally posted by Raoul Duke III View PostHe will. It's pretty much impossible for him to win the nomination.
Great entertainment though. Looks like he's taken Jeb out at this stage.No beast so fierce but knows some touch of pity, but I know none, therefore am no beast.
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Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide To... View PostAnything else missed over last two weeks or so? Like who 'great scott' is. Had to narrow down my life to just baby and work to keep life stress at a minimum this last while.No beast so fierce but knows some touch of pity, but I know none, therefore am no beast.
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Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide To... View PostCleanliness:
Would ye say (asking for a friend), that showering once a week, but washing armpits and manly bits daily is a grand cleanliness routine? It seems like slacking off a bit, but hard to see what body smell is being created on a daily basis in an office job in the mild temperatures of Autumn. Wondering here essentially if the mantra of daily showers has any real merit for cleanliness. Can't see it personally outside of the feel-good benefits.
Tell your friend shower daily.
he cant see how daily all over body washes cant be of any merit to himself, his partner, his colleagues...dont make me say typical french...cos its so very french....and not right.This too shall pass.
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Originally posted by Lazare View PostGood shout. Jools isn't great, Duran Duran, meh. Although that little Simz was outstanding.This too shall pass.
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Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide To... View PostCleanliness:
Would ye say (asking for a friend), that showering once a week, but washing armpits and manly bits daily is a grand cleanliness routine? It seems like slacking off a bit, but hard to see what body smell is being created on a daily basis in an office job in the mild temperatures of Autumn. Wondering here essentially if the mantra of daily showers has any real merit for cleanliness. Can't see it personally outside of the feel-good benefits.
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[QUOTE=Hitchhiker's Guide To...;931507]Cleanliness:
Would ye say (asking for a friend), that showering once a week, but washing armpits and manly bits daily is a grand cleanliness routine? It seems like slacking off a bit, but hard to see what body smell is being created on a daily basis in an office job in the mild temperatures of Autumn. Wondering here essentially if the mantra of daily showers has any real merit for cleanliness. Can't see it personally outside of the feel-good
How someone could only wash there feet once a week despite not sweating profusely
seems lazy and stinky.
Dont think a whores wash suffices here in this day and age.
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Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide To... View PostCleanliness:
Would ye say (asking for a friend), that showering once a week, but washing armpits and manly bits daily is a grand cleanliness routine? It seems like slacking off a bit, but hard to see what body smell is being created on a daily basis in an office job in the mild temperatures of Autumn. Wondering here essentially if the mantra of daily showers has any real merit for cleanliness. Can't see it personally outside of the feel-good benefits.
I know that could be a bit ott but AT LEAST once a day imo. Preferably in the morning so I don't have to smell you all day at work.
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Reminds me of a strange night in my house 12 years ago.
We were having a going away barbecue for my house mate.
About fourty odd people were here and the eurovision was on.
So sitting room was choc full of women.
A girl lived with us and she was a bit odd she cycled home that night.
It soon became apparent she sat beside me she was stink.
Everyone was well on the piss and someone came into the room and declared whos eating cheese.
She left and i said its not cheese its Grainne a collective look of disgust came over everyone.
I spent the rest of the night outdoors.
Thankfully she moved out horrible stinky yoke.
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Originally posted by Sickpuppy View PostReminds me of a strange night in my house 12 years ago.
We were having a going away barbecue for my house mate.
About fourty odd people were here and the eurovision was on.
So sitting room was choc full of women.
A girl lived with us and she was a bit odd she cycled home that night.
It soon became apparent she sat beside me she was stink.
Everyone was well on the piss and someone came into the room and declared whos eating cheese.
She left and i said its not cheese its Grainne a collective look of disgust came over everyone.
I spent the rest of the night outdoors.
Thankfully she moved out horrible stinky yoke.
She was what we call a dirty bitch.This too shall pass.
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Originally posted by oleras View Post
They're playing pretty much a pub gig next Wed, imagine seeing that live in a small venue. Trying everything to get a ticket.I hold silver in tit for tat, and I love you for that
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Originally posted by oleras View PostI hold silver in tit for tat, and I love you for that
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X can be anything, any number, that is what’s CRAZY about X.
Because X doesn’t roll like that, because X can’t be pinned down!
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Originally posted by Lazare View PostMan, what a tune. I think I'm gonna go down to the gig next week and try blag a ticket outside. Be real tough.
They're playing pretty much a pub gig next Wed, imagine seeing that live in a small venue. Trying everything to get a ticket.
Im off to bed, full belly, had a great night out earlier, great food and finished it with good tunes.This too shall pass.
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