Bad beat/Moaning/Venting thread - BabyforV

[Icarus152]

Plenty of people don't like them

Opr

Ok, that sounds reasonable, carry on.

[hotspur]

I love Yaya Toure, but is 11.0 a bit expensive for him? I think Fabregas is probably worth a shot at 9.0 and Giroud at 8.5 is pretty good value no?

It is too expensive. There's also the stats thing (iirc) that an unreasonable amount of Toure's shots seemed to go in last season. Now obviously he's a beast of a player, but he also ran very good last season.

Fabregas will likely have a cracking season. I prefer him over Hazard actually (who I expect to be jaded like Oscar).

I fully expect Arsenal to come flying out of the blocks and Giroud will certainly benefit from the Sanchez's, Ozil's, Carzola's, and Ramsey's creating chances. He is up there with Dzeko for good value up top.

[SatNav]

Dublin is a dirty old town.

Well I like it!!! I am sure there are a few here who would agree.

What you have for tea?

I had Beef stirfry , but thnk everyone knows that already

[CHDad]

Playing the summer series tomorrow. Is there anywhere in walking distance to the Maldron for breakfast? Or even lunch?

McDonalds does a decent half pounder in The Square.

[CHDad]

Well I like it!!! I am sure there are a few here who would agree.

What you have for tea?

I had Beef stirfry , but thnk everyone knows that already

I had spag bol followed by swiss roll.

What is your newspaper called?

[SatNav]

I had spag bol followed by swiss roll.

What is your newspaper called?

Why, would you like to place an ad? I can do you a great deal if you take it for 4 weeks

Here trying of think of things associated with death, 2 pages min and not an ad to been seen! Florists, Undertakers, Bereavement counselling, Crematoriums, anything else? could be a good money spinner!

[Opr]

Copy of 'Get On Up' (James Brown Bio) floating around. Just about to stick it on.

Opr

[iSnow]

Why, would you like to place an ad? I can do you a great deal if you take it for 4 weeks

Here trying of think of things associated with death, 2 pages min and not an ad to been seen! Florists, Undertakers, Bereavement counselling, Crematoriums, anything else? could be a good money spinner!

http://www.hire-a-killer.com/

[SatNav]

http://www.hire-a-killer.com/

LOL! might get them to take out a feature page altogether!

[Jam-Fly]

It is too expensive. There's also the stats thing (iirc) that an unreasonable amount of Toure's shots seemed to go in last season. Now obviously he's a beast of a player, but he also ran very good last season.

Fabregas will likely have a cracking season. I prefer him over Hazard actually (who I expect to be jaded like Oscar).

I fully expect Arsenal to come flying out of the blocks and Giroud will certainly benefit from the Sanchez's, Ozil's, Carzola's, and Ramsey's creating chances. He is up there with Dzeko for good value up top.

Yaya's free kick conversion rate was sick in the PL last year, but definitely had to run above expectation alright.

yeah have Dzeko also, great value esp while Negredo is out. And agree about Arsenal too, think they'll have a great start to the season.

[hotspur]

Why, would you like to place an ad? I can do you a great deal if you take it for 4 weeks

Here trying of think of things associated with death, 2 pages min and not an ad to been seen! Florists, Undertakers, Bereavement counselling, Crematoriums, anything else? could be a good money spinner!

Escort services.

I assume you approach this empirically rather than trying to reinvent the wheel with theorising. As in, getting all the other papers from around the country and online and looking at what they get adverts for on such pages.

[CHDad]

Why, would you like to place an ad? I can do you a great deal if you take it for 4 weeks

Here trying of think of things associated with death, 2 pages min and not an ad to been seen! Florists, Undertakers, Bereavement counselling, Crematoriums, anything else? could be a good money spinner!

Start talking to Priests and get them to start charging for use of the churches. Tell them you heard something about them from a while back. They will soon come on board.

Will open up a whole new market for advertising.

[Bubbleking]

got sent boobs on snapchat. wasnt expecting it so opened it when the gf was patrolling the area. went down pretty much the same when she seen my tinder profile #hitchproblems

[SatNav]

Escort services.

I assume you approach this empirically rather than trying to reinvent the wheel with theorising. As in, getting all the other papers from around the country and online and looking at what they get adverts for on such pages.

Nah gotta keep it clean. But believe me I will come up with something that no other has thought of! Wouldn't mind but I casually mentioned the death pages last week and noticed the lack of ads and then the team leader comes on today and says , ah there ya go you can have that section! It was my idea like. I now will shut my mouth and any ideas I have I will go higher....

[SatNav]

got sent boobs on snapchat. wasnt expecting it so opened it when the gf was patrolling the area. went down pretty much the same when she seen my tinder profile #hitchproblems

Add me there m_gav, be no boobs obv! only boring dinners of late

[mdoug]

Getting sick of all my facebook friends posting about robin williams and seeing who likes mrs doubtfire on the right side of my screen.. we get it, you know he is dead.. sheesh

[mdoug]

got sent boobs on snapchat. wasnt expecting it so opened it when the gf was patrolling the area. went down pretty much the same when she seen my tinder profile #hitchproblems

Pm me username there plz. I have pmmed Icarus on this matter but he is out of office atm so we may talk directly

[TheImprover]

Pmsl at this lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0bC_ww-e1U

[iSnow]

Nah gotta keep it clean. But believe me I will come up with something that no other has thought of! Wouldn't mind but I casually mentioned the death pages last week and noticed the lack of ads and then the team leader comes on today and says , ah there ya go you can have that section! It was my idea like. I now will shut my mouth and any ideas I have I will go higher....

If you can hook me up with some funeral homes etc I'd be grateful.
Have an idea for a game. The original parameters of the game require the participant to film themselves fucking a corpse and upload the footage to the web. The participant then nominates two others to do the same, although a third nomination has become commonplace.The nominated person has to complete the task within 24 hours.

Gonna call it Necronominate

[SatNav]

If you can hook me up with some funeral homes etc I'd be grateful.
Have an idea for a game. The original parameters of the game require the participant to film themselves fucking a corpse and upload the footage to the web. The participant then nominates two others to do the same, although a third nomination has become commonplace.The nominated person has to complete the task within 24 hours.

Gonna call it Necronominate

That is vile! you are weird!

[Bubbleking]

Pm me username there plz. I have pmmed Icarus on this matter but he is out of office atm so we may talk directly

snapchat? its just tony.farrell

[mdoug]

Can't even get a living person for the ride, not even someone in a coma! Confirmed super busto

[CHDad]

If you can hook me up with some funeral homes etc I'd be grateful.
Have an idea for a game. The original parameters of the game require the participant to film themselves fucking a corpse and upload the footage to the web. The participant then nominates two others to do the same, although a third nomination has become commonplace.The nominated person has to complete the task within 24 hours.

Gonna call it Necronominate

This is why you will ultimately fail in business.

Market it as #Necronominate

[mdoug]

snapchat? its just tony.farrell

the chick who showed your her boobs silly!

[TheImprover]

If you can hook me up with some funeral homes etc I'd be grateful.
Have an idea for a game. The original parameters of the game require the participant to film themselves fucking a corpse and upload the footage to the web. The participant then nominates two others to do the same, although a third nomination has become commonplace.The nominated person has to complete the task within 24 hours.

Gonna call it Necronominate

Your not well

[CHDad]

the chick who showed your her boobs silly!

[Bubbleking]

the chick who showed your her boobs silly!

ah cant do that shes a good friend! prob played the whole situation wrong and lead her on a bit. forbidden from talking to her now obv. bitches be cray

[CHDad]

Your not well

You're*

[Guest]

Dublin is a dirty old town.

Salford (home of the Manc's that Pasta loves) is the dirty old town!

[mdoug]

Here trying of think of things associated with death, 2 pages min and not an ad to been seen! Florists, Undertakers, Bereavement counselling, Crematoriums, anything else? could be a good money spinner!

Anniversary's, Funeral singers - not sure what the craic is with these in big cities but had to get a few lately back home, Caskets, Gravestones, Funeral Homes. Some of these perhaps

[Bubbleking]

Your not well

seriously?

[TheImprover]

You're*

Ahh fk off like, lot more problems now than to be worrying about my spelling

[CHDad]

Salford (home of the Manc's that Pasta loves) is the dirty old town!

There is plenty of them.

Dublin is a town, not a city.

It is old.

It is very dirty.

Dirty old town.

[SatNav]

Inspiration is mad the way it comes it with drink on board.Have loads of ideas here but they will seem silly come Monday!

Remember this lol , fuck me dunno how I wrote it as I was locked!

http://www.thepokerfarm.com/opinion-pages/view-female/

Never got paid for it either! Jesse May owes me 30 quid

[CHDad]

Ahh fk off like, lot more problems now than to be worrying about my spelling

fuck*

What is up? I'm here to listen.

[Guest]

ah cant do that shes a good friend! prob played the whole situation wrong and lead her on a bit. forbidden from talking to her now obv. bitches be cray

Forbidden ffs are ya 12?
At the behest of your current beau?

[TheImprover]

seriously?

Its what happens after a few, no predictive text on the pc

[TheImprover]

fuck*

What is up? I'm here to listen.

Is this how you pass your night's CHD? any excuse for a chat, I'll join in but just for tonight, are all my commas in the right places?

[Bubbleking]

Forbidden ffs are ya 12?
At the behest of your current beau?

oh yeah 100% the current gf does not like this girl at all. Shes in my class so I spend a shit tonne of time with her caus shes genuinely sound out but girls tend to not like each other and stuff so any excuse really

[CHDad]

MSN that was the creepiest snapchat I have even gotten.

[CHDad]

Is this how you pass your night's CHD? any excuse for a chat, I'll join in but just for tonight, are all my commas in the right places?

I usually stare at the night sky and write poetry all the while dreaming of being somewhere else. Alas, here I am.

[SatNav]

MSN that was the creepiest snapchat I have even gotten.

I thought that kinda stuff would be right up your street

[Bubbleking]

so this is what its like being the night crew? fucking mad out

[CHDad]

I thought that kinda stuff would be right up your street

Yeah it was cool. The smoke effects were quality. Talented.

[CHDad]

so this is what its like being the night crew? fucking mad out

It's not the night crew unless me mate Dave is here.

[iSnow]

Can't even get a living person for the ride, not even someone in a coma! Confirmed super busto

This is why you will ultimately fail in business.

Market it as #Necronominate

Why all the hate from the cheap seats?

[SatNav]

Where is The Rigger of late?? Dont recall him posting. Honda prob pretending he is working. cute hoor

[TheImprover]

I usually stare at the night sky and write poetry all the while dreaming of being somewhere else. Alas, here I am.

You're not well

[mdoug]

It's not the night crew unless me mate Dave is here.

I literally haven't seen a post of dave's in a long time, must keep missing him. Where is that black bastard?

[CHDad]

Why all the hate from the cheap seats?

You were rattling your jewelry too loudly.

I'm not hating. nice guys finish last. Lets not beat around the bush.

Whens sambo shop opening?

[Guest]

The nights are closing in fast this summer so I'm firing up the barbecue.



Spar do lovely sausies. I may even have a few obscure overpriced beers with them.

This is a rare form of genius ( no offence rasta but...) my laughing/coughing has probably woken half the street

In other news; Milwall in "town" tomorrow... fun times!

[Jam-Fly]

Same username as here for the snapchat banter.

@Mdoug, do you add the Tinder girls that have their snapchat sns in their profile?

[TheImprover]

It's not the night crew unless me mate Dave is here.

If its the same Dave, he is quite busy

[QUOTE=TheImprover;825534]Bring the tent man, surley it would be your seen

SPOILER

[/QUOTE

[CHDad]

Where is The Rigger of late?? Dont recall him posting. Honda prob pretending he is working. cute hoor

He is lurking. Honda is back in Sligo with his fellow hillbillies.

You're not well

I literally haven't seen a post of dave's in a long time, must keep missing him. Where is that black bastard?

Posts on occasion.

Apparently he is white.

[Guest]

I usually stare at the night sky and write poetry all the while dreaming of being somewhere else. Alas, here I am.

give us an auld poem hey!

[mdoug]

Why all the hate from the cheap seats?

You ask for money from here, don't prove you have any of your own and contribute nothing and do HORRIFIC PR for your business and eliminate investors for life not just for this project and you think calling me a cheap seat will make me do anything but laugh at you... hahahaha. Am looking forward to this epic fail.

You can try your best to get at me but I don't go out of my way to make people feel like shit, start berating them and think I am better than them(which you clearly are not). You are going to fail at this restaurant, and fail badly. iSnow

[SatNav]

[mdoug]

Same username as here for the snapchat banter.

@Mdoug, do you add the Tinder girls that have their snapchat sns in their profile?

Honestly don't even use tinder anymore and only very rarely use snapchat and have only ever had snapchat for friends and one tinder girl but she wasn't the boob showing type of gal. Just a lovely girl really.. I have so many porn sites and a few buddies for that type of stuff, have lost interest in the chase after so many years single tbh

my username on snapchat is lovelymichael if anyone wants to add me, very rarely send snaps or even look at yours but once I get travelling full time that'll probably change. Pics will still be shit though

[Jam-Fly]

You ask for money from here, don't prove you have any of your own and contribute nothing and do HORRIFIC PR for your business and eliminate investors for life not just for this project and you think calling me a cheap seat will make me do anything but laugh at you... hahahaha. Am looking forward to this epic fail.

You can try your best to get at me but I don't go out of my way to make people feel like shit, start berating them and think I am better than them(which you clearly are not). You are going to fail at this restaurant, and fail badly. iSnow

if you'd any balls mdoug, you'd start your own sandwich shop to show up iSnow. Fuck backing and laying in League 1, tuna wraps is where the money's at.

[SatNav]

No mods about tonight I notice, lets get the party started