Bad beat/Moaning/Venting thread - BabyforV

[Tar.Aldarion]

[Lord Sir Banter]

Beer and crisps for breakfast.

[Mickey Rosa]

I may be 25 but I passed my driving test at the second time of asking today, the days of leeching lifts from people are over

[Tar.Aldarion]

I can't remember the last time I was in a car (that is not a thieving amsterdam taxi).



why is every motherfucking girl I meet some sexy 20 year old european au pair? I blame the lecherous parents on here.

[Lord Sir Banter]

Not sure I understand the problem?

[Tar.Aldarion]

[Emmet]

Got my keys today, found one of these in the place

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Obv an abode for fine gentlemen

What's it costing you? 1b/2b?

[shrapnel]

Can't stay away, Dublin here I come! For the weekend anyway!

[KevIRL]

Out of the office message in place till 14th Sept. Wife and child away for the night, first beer opened, might even getvon the online poker for a game later. Like old school Friday nights......

Prob end up fast asleep by 9 though

[6starpool]

Out of the office message in place till 14th Sept. Wife and child away for the night, first beer opened, might even getvon the online poker for a game later. Like old school Friday nights......

Prob end up fast asleep by 9 though

I look forward to changing all the names back and unbanning people later.

[eamonhonda]

Out of the office message in place till 14th Sept. Wife and child away for the night, first beer opened, might even getvon the online poker for a game later. Like old school Friday nights......

Prob end up fast asleep by 9 though

Obligatory picture shirley, or has family life left you drinking 8 Canadian these days..?

[KevIRL]

I look forward to changing all the names back and unbanning people later.

I'm a changed man Dom.

Although have the brothers stag tomorrow so there could be issues

[KevIRL]

Obligatory picture shirley, or has family life left you drinking 8 Canadian these days..?

CHD wouldn't be impressed so I best not

[CHDad]

Permission granted to make pretentious beer posts

[KevIRL]

Permission granted to make pretentious beer posts

How about spicy bag posts?

[davepoke/her]

Should be picking cotton anyway innit m8s.

Oi

[coillcam]

I may be 25 but I passed my driving test at the second time of asking today, the days of leeching lifts from people are over

Nice one. I'm 28 and passed mine first time (barely at that). Essential to have a full licence if you're from the sticks. You won't know yourself with the new found freedom.

[Lazare]

Anyone else get phantom phone vibrations in your pocket?

I get it the odd time but it's driving me nuts today, even as I type this with my phone in my hand I can feel it vibrating in my arse pocket.

Am I mad? Please tell me someone else experiences this.

[CHDad]

How about spicy bag posts?

That would be intriguing as I am yet to see one.

[SatNav]

I may be 25 but I passed my driving test at the second time of asking today, the days of leeching lifts from people are over

Nice one. I'm 28 and passed mine first time (barely at that). Essential to have a full licence if you're from the sticks. You won't know yourself with the new found freedom.

I was 21 , wore a very short skirt and passed first time round

[KevIRL]

Bitta both

[Lord Sir Banter]

Anyone else get phantom phone vibrations in your pocket?

I get it the odd time but it's driving me nuts today, even as I type this with my phone in my hand I can feel it vibrating in my arse pocket.

Am I mad? Please tell me someone else experiences this.

Sounds like parkinsons.

[dobby]

Anyone else get phantom phone vibrations in your pocket?

I get it the odd time but it's driving me nuts today, even as I type this with my phone in my hand I can feel it vibrating in my arse pocket.

Am I mad? Please tell me someone else experiences this.

+1. I keep my phone in my front right pocket and get that all the time. Can be annoying if you're expecting a call/txt.

[KevIRL]

Bitta both

huge pic below (with included baby wipes)

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[darwinatemyhamster]

I was 21 , wore a very short skirt and passed first time round

Obviously making sure you don't land in his car again.

[KevIRL]

Anyone else get phantom phone vibrations in your pocket?

I get it the odd time but it's driving me nuts today, even as I type this with my phone in my hand I can feel it vibrating in my arse pocket.

Am I mad? Please tell me someone else experiences this.

Well Lazare

[eamonhonda]

I never heard of a lad keeping his phone in his arse pocket for a start. Your wallet goes there m8

[6starpool]

I never heard of a lad keeping his phone in his arse pocket for a start. Your wallet goes there m8

Keeping anything in an arse pocket would really annoy me.

[CHDad]

I never heard of a lad keeping his phone in his arse pocket for a start. Your wallet goes there m8

Trackies ftw you poshos

[dobby]

Bitta both

Is that beer "Of foam and fury"? Good stuff if so.

[KevIRL]

Is that beer "Of foam and fury"? Good stuff if so.

Tis, and yep v nice indeed.

[Lord Sir Banter]

Wallet, keys, left pocket. Phone - right pocket - on it's own so the screen doesn't get fucked up (further).

[dobby]

Tis, and yep v nice indeed.

Yeah. Can't get it down here. Always enjoy a bottle or two when I'm away.

[careca]

stop talking about drink ye fuckers. I am off it for 3 weeks. Would love one now though !!

Also, had 8 or 10 pints the night before my driving test. Nailed it obv.

Haven't looked forward to a GAA match, that didn't involve Kerry, in such a long time. Think it will be great. Kayroo probably won't sleep next two nights. Agree with Keane that I think the dubs will do it but not to such a great extent. Mayo have finally woken up and realised they can't go toe to toe with everyone. Might make a difference this time around.

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[KevIRL]

There was a time when babywipes next to the laptop would have meant something else entirely

Tonight it does again my friend

[Lazare]

Well Lazare

Well. It's yourself. At last. Welcome back

[KevIRL]

Well. It's yourself. At last. Welcome back

Flying visit, trust all is well

[Lord Sir Banter]

Delighted for Kev.

[TheJiggaman]

Speaking of Bolt. This is the fastest times ever record over 100 metres with those who received a drug ban marked in red...

That is sad.

Similar to this one in a way.

[coillcam]

Pint bottles of 8% beer. Kev you'll be brown bread by 10.

[KevIRL]

Delighted for Kev.

much grá

Pint bottles of 8% beer. Kev you'll be brown bread by 10.

arent you the optimistic one....

[CHDad]

We should trade the pikeys for the white refugees

[CHDad]

If this was Chelsea fans they would interrupt the soaps with breaking news.

[newbie2]

If this was Chelsea fans they would interrupt the soaps with breaking news.

only a qualifier m8

[6starpool]

Wallet, keys, left pocket. Phone - right pocket - on it's own so the screen doesn't get fucked up (further).

Keys, coins, work ID, headphones in my left pocket. Wallet and phone in my right pocket.

[davepoke/her]

Willing to take Kev to the Kaz and Revolution as a final swansong to his lost youth.

[KevIRL]

Willing to take Kev to the Kaz and Revolution as a final swansong to his lost youth.

rebuild The Roxy, Breens, Metroland and Flow Motion Dave and yer on

[Dimoxinil]

rebuild The Roxy, Breens, Metroland and Flow Motion Dave and yer on

Don`t forget Fat Sam`s and the Pulpit

[Lazare]

I never heard of a lad keeping his phone in his arse pocket for a start. Your wallet goes there m8

Keeping anything in an arse pocket would really annoy me.

Wallet, keys, left pocket. Phone - right pocket - on it's own so the screen doesn't get fucked up (further).

Keys, coins, work ID, headphones in my left pocket. Wallet and phone in my right pocket.

I keep my phone in my left pocket too. I keep my ghost vibes in my arse pocket.

[dobby]

Limerick won 4-1 away at Drogheda tonight. Absolutely massive win. Only 4 points from safety now on 19 points with Drogheda and Galway on 23 points. Will be some escape if they manage it.

Also, Billy Dennehy came on as a sub again tonight and scored again. Cork won 1-0. Some way to show what they've been missing

[KevIRL]

Limerick won 4-1 away at Drogheda tonight. Absolutely massive win. Only 4 points from safety now on 19 points with Drogheda and Galway on 23 points. Will be some escape if they manage it.

Also, Billy Dennehy came on as a sub again tonight and scored again. Cork won 1-0. Some way to show what they've been missing

Waterford lost 3-2 at home to Wexford Youths. Thank fuck they werent playing the Seniors

[Lord Sir Banter]

drinking these m8s

Willing to take Kev to the Kaz and Revolution as a final swansong to his lost youth.

Who are they m8

[Lazare]

Rami Malek's twitter is pretty cool. Seems a real down to earth guy enjoying his buzz.

[Raoul Duke III]

Random speculation as to who the unnamed NI politician is plz

http://www.irishtimes.com/business/commercial-property/controversial-7m-in-nama-northern-investigation-should-go-back-to-cerberus-sf-1.2330775

I will say Iris Robinson given previous evidence of gaminess.

[davepoke/her]

Who are they m8

Bars in Waterford City boi. If they were a craft beer they'd be Budweiser mixed with Stella. Full of loose box and knackers m8. And knackers with loose boxes.

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[dobby]

Waterford lost 3-2 at home to Wexford Youths. Thank fuck they werent playing the Seniors

To be fair, that's top against bottom. At least it wasn't a hammering.

[Raoul Duke III]

Thought it was already leaked that it's Peter Robinson

Really? Them Robinsons are up to all sorts.

[Lord Sir Banter]

Bars in Waterford City boi. If they were a craft beer they'd be Budweiser mixed with Stella. Full of loose box and knackers m8. And knackers with loose boxes.

You've really landed on your feet mate. When are you having us all down?

Rami Malek's twitter is pretty cool. Seems a real down to earth guy enjoying his buzz.

Marked his card as talented 10 years ago in the only thing I've seen him in, a fairly standard sitcom that he was frequently hilarious in as the awkward 'Kenny'.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGZMvcsF63k