Bad beat/Moaning/Venting thread - BabyforV

[Guest]

Another defeat for the twitter outrage police

http://businessetc.thejournal.ie/protein-world-advert-2074630-Apr2015/#comment-3736140

[AndyFatBastard]

One for Strewelpeter:

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/health/put-cancer-in-e-cigarettes-say-non-smokers-2014021983765

[AndyFatBastard]

Another defeat for the twitter outrage police
http://businessetc.thejournal.ie/pro...omment-3736140

Yeah this one is fun. Fitness Freaks don't really like it when you tell them their hobby is bad for society:

[Denny Crane]

Yeah isn't that what that article in guardian said, people who stay fit are maintaining the patriarchy, somehow.

[Guest]

A lot of the same people whinging about it probably spent the last few seeks slobbering over Poldark topless pics,even the guardian got in on the act

[Guest]

One for Strewelpeter:

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/h...-2014021983765

Theres definitely something to this. I call it smug inflation. It used to be enough to just go for the odd walk on the beach and eat a ryvita cracker to make yourself feel better than your fellow man. Nowadays you have to be doing triathlons and counting the calories on everything you eat just to feel entry level smug. It's the crisis of our age

[Emmet]

Yeah isn't that what that article in guardian said, people who stay fit are maintaining the patriarchy, somehow.

The coffee machine wasn't working at 9am today.

God damn Patriarchy

[AndyFatBastard]

Theres definitely something to this. I call it smug inflation. It used to be enough to just go for the odd walk on the beach and eat a ryvita cracker to make yourself feel better than your fellow man. Nowadays you have to be doing triathlons and counting the calories on everything you eat just to feel entry level smug. It's the crisis of our age

Smugflation. I like it.

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[DeadParrot]

Ship the medical degree

Never have to worry about a sick note again.
God Bless the BBV

[CHDad]

I thought you would have one of your own , how do you mow your meadow ?

A man comes over with his dog spot.

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[Lord Sir Banter]

http://m.independent.ie/life/siobhan-oconnor-im-a-celeb-on-the-dole-get-me-out-of-here-31153103.html

A touching tale, well told.

[CHDad]

Chelsea are a big price away to Leicester who are apparently going to rest players.

[Lord Sir Banter]

what price m8

[CHDad]

what price m8

I saw 4/5, 3/4 now.

So get out your seats and shop around
Shop around
Shop around
Shop around
Jump up jump up and get $$$ down

[dobby]

Really really funking for a Chelsea win. It would be great for them to win tonight, beat Palace on Sunday and then Gerrard can see what champions look like on Sunday week while giving them a guard of honour onto the pitch.

CHD, post up the Chelsea bus again. ALL ABOARD!

[Megatron]

Chelsea and under 2.5 Goals is 31/10 and easy money.

[CHDad]

She leaves our box on Sunday

[NewApproach]

Really really funking for a Chelsea win. It would be great for them to win tonight, beat Palace on Sunday and then Gerrard can see what champions look like on Sunday week while giving them a guard of honour onto the pitch.

CHD, post up the Chelsea bus again. ALL ABOARD!

Thought you're a Man United fan?

[Tar.Aldarion]

Theres definitely something to this. I call it smug inflation. It used to be enough to just go for the odd walk on the beach and eat a ryvita cracker to make yourself feel better than your fellow man. Nowadays you have to be doing triathlons and counting the calories on everything you eat just to feel entry level smug. It's the crisis of our age

I need one of these for everyday things, so I know how to increase my feeling of self-importance.

http://pretentious-o-meter.co.uk/

[shrapnel]

Mental note to self: don't visit Bolivia. The brother got an awful beating there when travelling through.

there is the exact same in Ecuador, and pretty sure this happens in a lot of south american countries tbf. It's usually an organised brawl between villages, where everyone gets paralytic and just swings punches or gets knocked out. Went to the one in Otavalo, and had an amazing time (although got there after the "official" fighting day, so the remaining people were incredibly drunk at that stage and could barely stand, but were still swinging!!).

[CHDad]

[Solskjaer]

Shakespearean!

Before Bank of Ireland's AGM got under way this morning, solicitor Brian O'Donnell walked up to bank CEO Richie Boucher and threw the keys of Gorse Hill on the table.

Much ado about nothing

[shanboghted]

Chelsea are a big price away to Leicester who are apparently going to rest players.

I think if Leicester actually play their full team they could get a result tonight, be thick to rest players imo.. Chelsea could be vulnerable tonight after more or less wrapping up the league.

[CHDad]

I think if Leicester actually play their full team they could get a result tonight, be thick to rest players imo.. Chelsea could be vulnerable tonight after more or less wrapping up the league.

I agree but I can see them resting players. Seems to be the done thing.

I'm hoping Chelsea will play without nerves and restrictions tonight, only problem is we have no striker. Costa travelled but probably won't play. Remy out. Drogba isn't someone who should start.

[oleras]

http://m.independent.ie/life/siobhan...-31153103.html

A touching tale, well told.

Poor lass with her ball of redundo having lunches with her granny.

The sense of entitlement. FFS.

[Jam-Fly]

I think if Leicester actually play their full team they could get a result tonight, be thick to rest players imo.. Chelsea could be vulnerable tonight after more or less wrapping up the league.

ah jesus, they've 5 games left and 15 points to play for, they can't afford to just write off a game at this stage surely.

I expected Chelsea to be shorter priced. I don't think it'll be all that easy, but it's the type of game Chelsea are less likely than other clubs to slip up in I think.

[Wombatman]

Made wedding application yesterday. This was pointed out to us just in case. Will have to be rewritten soon I guess.

Her sisters are still fair game......... boo-ya.

A man may not marry his

1. Grandmother
2. Grandfather’s Wife
3. Wife’s Grandmother
4. Father’s Sister
5. Mother’s Sister
6. Father’s Brother’s Wife
7. Mother’s Brother’s Wife
8. Wife’s Father’s Sister
9. Wife’s Mother’s Sister
10. Mother
11. Stepmother
12. Wife’s Mother
13. Daughter
14. Wife’s Daughter
15. Son’s Wife
16. Sister
17. Son’s daughter
18. Daughter’s daughter
19. Son’s son’s wife
20. Daughter’s son’s wife
21. Wife’s son's daughter
22. Wife’s Daughter’s Daughter
23. Brother’s Daughter
24. Sister’s Daughter
25. Brother’s son’s wife
26. Sister’s son’s wife
27. Wife’s Brother’s Daughter
28. Wife’s sister’s daughter

A woman may not marry her
1. Grandfather
2. Grandmother’s husband
3. Husband’s grandfather
4. Father’s brother
5. Mother’s brother
6. Father’s sister’s husband
7. Mother’s sister’s husband
8. Husband’s father’s brother
9. Husband’s mother’s brother
10. Father
11. Stepfather
12. Husband’s father
13. Son
14. Husband’s son
15. Daughter’s husband
16. Brother
17. Son’s son
18. Daughter’s son
19. Son’s daughter’s husband
20. Daughter’s daughter’s husband
21. Husband’s son’s son
22. Husband’s daughter’s son
23. Brother’s son.
24. Sister’s son
25. Brother’s daughter’s husband
29. Sister’s daughter’s husband
27. Husband’s brother’s son.
28. Husband’s sister’s son

[Tar.Aldarion]

We need equality, how come only the gheys get to take part in incestuous marriages?!

[ArmaniJeans]

Best health cover plan to beat tomorrows community rating thingy?
Kind of averagely healthy I think.

[dobby]

Thought you're a Man United fan?

Yep. And like all Pool fans are anti United, I'd be anti Liverpool. That's why I'm getting oj the Chelsea bandwagon.

[Guest]

this tweet has to be bullshit??

[shano_88]

Best health cover plan to beat tomorrows community rating thingy?
Kind of averagely healthy I think.

Depending on your age, I wouldnt bother.

Unless you are planning to keep your health insurance for the rest of your life then you wont beat the loadings either, you can only have a break of 13 weeks I think.

[Tar.Aldarion]

Best health cover plan to beat tomorrows community rating thingy?
Kind of averagely healthy I think.

Totally depends what you want from it, they vary from 400 to like 10k to theres a big difference. Check out hia.ie for good comarison tool!

[Lord Sir Banter]

Are you ta'fella that groomed women you met on t'internet and lured them into a cat and mouse game before you stabbed them to death?

Might have a job for ya wit de chomputers.

http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/courts/graham-dwyer-to-work-out-life-sentence-in-midlands-prisons-computer-shop-31181227.html

[mdoug]

Got a water bill sent to my house today, €64 and I never even signed up. What is this shite!! I thought it wasn't coming in for ages haha

[Lord Sir Banter]

Got a water bill sent to my house today, €64 and I never even signed up. What is this shite!! I thought it wasn't coming in for ages haha

Send it back. It's not addressed to you, it's to your legal entity.

Don't want to check the post box now.

[Lazare]

There's a mobile spray tan company in England called 'U RANG A TAN'.

That there is genius.

[NewApproach]

Yep. And like all Pool fans are anti United, I'd be anti Liverpool. That's why I'm getting oj the Chelsea bandwagon.

Well that's kind of pathetic imo. If you lived in Manchester and on a daily basis had rivalry with colleagues etc from Liverpool 25 miles down the road, I'd kind of understand it, but you're from Kerry.

Don't be hating on one certain other club just because a bunch of other clowns do likewise.

[CHDad]

Well that's kind of pathetic imo. If you lived in Manchester and on a daily basis had rivalry with colleagues etc from Liverpool 25 miles down the road, I'd kind of understand it, but you're from Kerry.

Don't be hating on one certain other club just because a bunch of other clowns do likewise.

How do you feel about hating everyone equally?

[Flushdraw]

Well that's kind of pathetic imo. If you lived in Manchester and on a daily basis had rivalry with colleagues etc from Liverpool 25 miles down the road, I'd kind of understand it, but you're from Kerry.

Don't be hating on one certain other club just because a bunch of other clowns do likewise.

lol, it's not pathetic at all. He's a Manchester United fan, and he wants to see Liverpool fail in the best way possible. What's wrong with that? Liverpool fans were loving life when Man U were falling apart at the early stage of the season. It's the biggest rivalry in English football and it's completely standard to want the other to do as bad as they can. There's loads on here that harp on about it being BS, but it's pretty much standard.

[mdoug]

To be honest I am pretty sure I'd be okay with Liverpool actually doing well. Thankfully I'll never have to find out for certain though.

[Guest]

Well that's kind of pathetic imo. If you lived in Manchester and on a daily basis had rivalry with colleagues etc from Liverpool 25 miles down the road, I'd kind of understand it, but you're from Kerry.

Don't be hating on one certain other club just because a bunch of other clowns do likewise.

Nonsense,please leave this attitude with rugby where it belongs.

[Guest]

hate gets such bad press these days,I blame positive psychology gurus.
I guarantee far more great deeds have been done by men driven by sheer spite than by happy well adjusted people "just trying to make a difference"

[Iago]

Iago's next port of call

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberland

All over it

[Lord Sir Banter]

hate gets such bad press these days,I blame positive psychology gurus.
I guarantee far more great deeds have been done by men driven by sheer spite than by happy well adjusted people "just trying to make a difference"

Yea but are they happy.
What is for tea?

[davepoke/her]

Hating Liverpool is grand and expected. Never shutting the fuck up about Liverpool is another thing entirely.

[AndyFatBastard]

Ronnie has already lost this match in his head

[careca]

Pretty sure Gerrard has it in his contract that he has to give back all his money if he hasn't won the league by the time he quits.

Gutted.

[Flushdraw]

Ronnie has already lost this match in his head

Hopefully. Would be nice if Bingaling gets this to go 11-9 up but wouldn't be surprised if Ronie cleared up to steal this one.

[dobby]

Well that's kind of pathetic imo. If you lived in Manchester and on a daily basis had rivalry with colleagues etc from Liverpool 25 miles down the road, I'd kind of understand it, but you're from Kerry.

Don't be hating on one certain other club just because a bunch of other clowns do likewise.

I'm pretty sure if we could see posts from 12 months ago the Pool fans would be doing the exact same. Luckily in Ireland it's not taken as seriously as in England and I can go for a pint and a slagging match with fans of other teams but I will enjoy it while I can because just like things have turned this season with United ahead at the moment, Pool could be ahead this time next year. It's a funny ol game.

[CHDad]

Defence porn outa Chelsea.

[Keane]

Line check here - I reckon people who blow their nose when crammed into airplane seats beside you should be killed. Thoughts?

[davepoke/her]

Defence porn outa Chelsea.

Lumped on earlier because of your post.

My hate for Chelsea grows. What a bunch of bastards.

[CHDad]

Lumped on earlier because of your post.

My hate for Chelsea grows. What a bunch of bastards.

Chelsea will win Dave. Your fiver is safe m8.

[Jam-Fly]

Line check here - I reckon people who blow their nose when crammed into airplane seats beside you should be killed. Thoughts?

I dunno, like would you rather them sniffling for the whole flight?

[Jam-Fly]

@CHD, can you remember that Champions League game when Huth was at Chelsea and they were 1-0 down and Mourinho just brought Huth on up front and started lumping balls up to him. John Giles absolutely slated him for it.