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Originally posted by Raoul Duke III View PostTurks! Mohammed is the boss, nice guy.
Did not discuss Palestine.
always say what is your sister and laugh and talk in Turkish.
Having 4 sisters i got sick of it.
One day one of the more senior guys said it to me.
i said what is your mother and mimicked fucking a pallet of pears standing up.
He saw red and tried hurling a huge heavy pallet at me and hurt his back.
Used love working in Ramadam and scoffing food in front of them.
Not the biggest fan of guys i worked with.
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Originally posted by Sickpuppy View Postalways say what is your sister and laugh and talk in Turkish.
i said what is your mother and mimicked fucking a pallet of pears standing up.
."We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."
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Originally posted by Sickpuppy View PostWas usually done in a sexual innuendo way.
Bit of a hip movement- thrust.
Guys explained to me after is okay to mock sister but me mentioning fucking Hasans probably 80 year old mother was wrong.
Without fail he always greeted me with 'How's the sister, was she askin for me?'
I loved it, fuck the Turks if they can't take a joke.I hold silver in tit for tat, and I love you for that
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Just went upstairs there and spotted a tiny wizards hat on the clothes horse.
Shouted down to the missus, 'What's the craic with the 2" wizards hat?'
She laughed 'oh my sister gave me that, it's for putting over a little willie when you're changing a baby boy'
Seemingly you put this over the little dudes little man to stop a high velocity arc of piss hitting you in the eye.
Isn't that the most wonderful invention?I hold silver in tit for tat, and I love you for that
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Originally posted by Lazare View PostJust went upstairs there and spotted a tiny wizards hat on the clothes horse.
Shouted down to the missus, 'What's the craic with the 2" wizards hat?'
She laughed 'oh my sister gave me that, it's for putting over a little willie when you're changing a baby boy'
Seemingly you put this over the little dudes little man to stop a high velocity arc of piss hitting you in the eye.
Isn't that the most wonderful invention?﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿
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Originally posted by CHD View PostCork -v- Dundalk
Should be a good game.
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Originally posted by Micknail View PostOriginally posted by ionapaul View PostFeel really uneasy watching this - looks like some people would've been really hurt at the end of it.
This was the milfs favourite video on youtube, she would sit watching it for half an hour at a time on repeat in hysterics.
tbf, it started to grow on me. The way the guy driving falls is hilarious. And you get a different experience by focusing on a different person each time.
Originally posted by Raoul Duke III View PostOff to scour my new gaff for snags. Expecting the height of my contributions to be 'ya missed a spot there boss' or 'what's this yoke again?'
To be followed by mammoth heavy lifting
Originally posted by Tar.Aldarion View Postffs thought dp's questions in 5stars well were in BBV and diligently answered before noticing. Bit of a kanye moment.X can be anything, any number, that is what’s CRAZY about X.
Because X doesn’t roll like that, because X can’t be pinned down!
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Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide To... View Post
He arrives back with two wheelbarrows, one inside the other.
Foreman looks at him and says, 'What are ye at ye eejit, I only wanted one'
SPOILERYou hardly expect me to carry it?I hold silver in tit for tat, and I love you for that
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Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide To... View PostRiggs loving the ticker! Seems to have missed its arrival to your sigX can be anything, any number, that is what’s CRAZY about X.
Because X doesn’t roll like that, because X can’t be pinned down!
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Man I am so crushed right now. Looks like my laptop was stolen from the house when all of us were at work today. Had my whole life on it pretty much, most of which (of course. . .) not backed up. So so soooo much stuff I'll forget I even had there now
First step was obviously change all passwords for all accounts online. What can I possibly do next to give me ANY sort of a chance to get it back? I'm gonna check Gumtree regularly as that seems the most popular Buy & Sell website here (England).
What a horrible feeling. Seems it was the only thing stolen from the house. Probably just a quick swipe and leave.
EDIT: Have the laptop password protected, so at least they can't log onto it, therefore Pawn Shops won't accept it I'd imagine.Last edited by TheJiggaman; 01-08-14, 20:56.
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Originally posted by TheJiggaman View Post
EDIT: Have the laptop password protected, so at least they can't log onto it, therefore Pawn Shops won't accept it I'd imagine.May you live in interesting times!
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Last edited by Emmet; 01-08-14, 21:20.
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Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide To... View PostYeah remember doing it for my mum's computer when she got locked out. Was surprising easy.
We're probably not giving comfort to the guy.
In fairness the thief was probably a junkie so isn't going to be going high-tech on his acquisition.
I can't believe I haven't backed up my stuff. Seriously, for going on 5 years at this stage now I've always said I'll get an external HD or something to keep everything even remotely important to me but just never did it.
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The MLS season runs from March to October, but since NYC are a new club, they're not currently playing, so Lampard will be at City well in to the new year? Wow, even though it makes sense now, I didn't see that coming at all. Fairly inevitable he'll have a big impact on Chelsea's season somehow. Be interesting to see how much game time he gets at City too.
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surely THE only thing important on a laptop is photos and personal family videos.
I fucking love drop box , the min I hit wifi everything just uploads automatically to Dropbox.
On another note my mother lost her oldest brother to Cancer today. Thats 2 brothers and one sister all younger than her. Problem is my nearly 90 yr old Granny didnt know up to 5 pm , still dont know if she has been told .she thinks he is working and is in full health ffs when he was diagnosed they didnt tell her as they were afraid it would kill her. he had a stroke 2 days ago and that was their chance to say something to prepare her .
My mother is in bits worryin about her mother and how they are going to suddenly tell her that her eldest son is now dead
cancer is a cunt, how the fuck is there no cure in 2014Her sky-ness
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Originally posted by TheJiggaman View PostExactly my thoughts.
I can't believe I haven't backed up my stuff. Seriously, for going on 5 years at this stage now I've always said I'll get an external HD or something to keep everything even remotely important to me but just never did it.
In Gmail, it's in the bottom right-hand corner under "Details," If the thief used your computer, the last logged IP address may be theirs instead of yours.
Not a huge help as you have the thing password protectedPeople say I should be more humble I hope they understand, they don't listen when you mumble
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Originally posted by Michelle SatNav View Postsurely THE only thing important on a laptop is photos and personal family videos.
I fucking love drop box , the min I hit wifi everything just uploads automatically to Dropbox.
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Originally posted by Jam-Fly View PostThe MLS season runs from March to October, but since NYC are a new club, they're not currently playing, so Lampard will be at City well in to the new year? Wow, even though it makes sense now, I didn't see that coming at all. Fairly inevitable he'll have a big impact on Chelsea's season somehow. Be interesting to see how much game time he gets at City too.
Be better off with Jack Rodwell imo.
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Looks like Tony's laptop is banjaxed.
I made sure the HDD was secure etc and then looked again at the repair wizard. I planned on taking his files off on to the external HDD and chose the option to save the data and you had a choice of doing all data or custom.
I chose custom and it spent 90 mins at a screen saying it was going to the bit t select files and would take a minute.
He now has my laptop to work on till we get him sorted and praying that we can recover some of the data at my old work. I am using the daughters Toshiba piece of crap lol.
Sony Vaio's are a piece of shit Had countless problems with USB's stopping work and not connecting to the home BB so it's prob for the best to replace it.
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Bit of an interesting story from last night (not really interesting just the first time in my life I actually felt like I did something note worthy). It was about 3am in Galways shop street outside the kings head for those that know the area and I am pretty sauced if I'm being honest. Place is jammed with everyone coming out of the pubs. Anyway I hear a scream for help and look about 6 yards away at a young lad thats lying face down on the street. Normally I would be very hesitant to step up in these cases but nobody else was volunteering so decide I better go do something.
Turns out he was so pissed he collapsed and was in pretty bad shape - not breathing and bleeding pretty badly. Managed to do my thing and got him back breathing and stemmed the blood flow until he could be transferred to an ambulance. Got a massive cheer when the whole thing was over felt like an absolute boss Hope the young lad was alright horrible to see anyone in that state
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Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide To... View PostFeel like i'm missing a beer. (just to post something totally contrasting with BKs heroics). Like i'm sure i just opened a beer but it seems to have vanished. Searched surfaces, but no sign. What's the standard operating procedure here? Have more beer, but feel like i'm leaving a loyal soldier out there decaying. Where are you Mr Karpackie, you're 4 for a fiver buddies are sad?
Scary if this is correct obviously.
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Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide To... View PostFeel like i'm missing a beer. (just to post something totally contrasting with BKs heroics). Like i'm sure i just opened a beer but it seems to have vanished. Searched surfaces, but no sign. What's the standard operating procedure here? Have more beer, but feel like i'm leaving a loyal soldier out there decaying. Where are you Mr Karpackie, you're 4 for a fiver buddies are sad?Go big or go homeless.
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