Bad beat/Moaning/Venting thread - BabyforV

[mdoug]

Edited since for the Rowle one. Any joy with that and can you spoiler the 6 nations one, seriously racking my brain here but think I am trying to find some hidden meaning in it.

rest of the answers

SPOILER

#8 is right
six nations = millennium trophy
madonna = don't tell me

[Fuzzy Logic]

rest of the answers

SPOILER

#8 is right
six nations = millennium trophy
madonna = don't tell me

Would never have guessed the 6 nations one, was on a completely different track and Madonna again, would not have had a clue.

[luckforsome]

you are a relative tech noob - where does one go to build and self publish their own website? Are things like Blogger etc the best way now or what?

...Give it to us Straight...How much will subscription be to your Cheltenham Tips website?...

[Tar.Aldarion]

Which phone did ya get? Motorola one?

yeah moto g that was released a few months back, it's class. Anything more is probably a waste of money but shure whatever. I dont exactly notice a downgrade from 1080p to 720p on a 5 inch screen haha.

Was sent forward in October for trial at the Central Criminal Court.

This did get me wondering when the last murder in Guernsey was as I can't remember one offhand since I moved here in 2009. The most recent one I can find is 2006 so that is pretty surprising to be honest. Although very little serious crime to be honest with notable headlines such as:

Guernsey fish theft accused bailed by magistrates

Basically, a guy broke into the Aquarium and stole a Sea Bass that he had planned to enter into a fishing competition to win £800. The plan was then to return said fish alive before anyone realised it was gone. The fish died however and in the meantime the aquarium manager noticed the winning catch in the competition was similar in size to the fish stolen.

It turns out that Sea Bass living in the sea have a natural striation in the scales from the temperatures in the water fluctuating between Summer and Winter whereas aquarium fish are uniform because of the constant temperatures in the tank. So they were able to confirm the fish was actually the same one from the aquarium.

He got 100 hours community service and took an oath of good behaviour for 2 years. Very lenient considering there is an automatic custodial sentence for breaking into a house.

Do ye know ben?
It's a small place right

[Fuzzy Logic]

Do ye know ben?
It's a small place right

Give me a surname as I probably do!

[gorrrr72]

May have been posted already and I missed it but it's worth a repost - Very well put, wasn't expecting something like that from Reilly


http://www.independent.ie/opinion/co...-30997863.html

Made me think of this.

SPOILER

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh2sWSVRrmo

But he does make a valid point.
My daughter is 11 and from the time she started school, when she talks about her schoolfriends, she only ever mentioned them by name, never any other description like, the black boy, the brown girl, the chinese, polish etc. When we were growing up you always mentioned the minorities in school by name followed by race or color but my daughter doesn't differentiate. I found that very refreshing and it definitely gives me hope for humanity knowing that when the older generations die off we will hopefully have generation after generation of acceptance instead of alienation and ignorance.

[TheDrunkenOne]

Going to bed now and as there has been some poetry posted this last few nights !

I will submit my choice as a Dad of daughters.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcIwZ1Dth0c

[Lord Sir Banter]

How does the referral thing work

Unfortunately doesn't work. It's €1280 per 15-day booking. Its a special monthly rate.

heh, sadly, it isn't % of all future travel. I think they may even have changed it as of the last few days. Turns out I'll get 22e travel credit when you travel.


I sent you a referrral email to your work email, if you want one to a different email let me know.

As you know, the host can send you a special deal (as you said they are).
You could cancel (check how strict their cancellation charge it though they should sort you out regardless) and try to book it in 2 lots, the host can then crunch the maths and re-send you offers for both.
Just be sure that if he charges a cleaning fee, that he isn't trying to charge you a second one.

Saw nightcrawler. Thought it was very good.

Watch it again. Boyhood, despite a decent concept was self indulgent wank with a lead who you want to punch.

get an extra few days now . When is that curse jar coming into effect riggs?

6:00am, get your moneys worth.
Swears will be added as needed to the list.

Got so caught up reading on Greek in/out of Euro, hadn't noticed that'd we'd left it already.

Or does this swear lark only cost people who still have coins from back when we pretended to be a Sovereign people who could demonstrate their Independence by issuing their own currency?

We may be able to convert the old money into a newer form of currency.

AirBNB take paypal, visa debit has no such limit that i ever encountered, must be a bank imposed thing, maybe they could raise it.

Yea, depending where you are, they take different things.

If you were offered a place on the 2024, one way mission to Mars, would you take it?



http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/scie...h-forever.html

none of me mates live there mates

10k is a joke if you sat the two lads together. 3 broken bones and surgery Mick FRisby had. 1700 a month the life of a lower order rugby player not so glamorous.

Fuck that, 10k sounds reasonable.

http://www.amazon.com/Poetry-My-Arse.../dp/1852243236

My mother used to love our Brendan's voice.

What are the advantages of it over a phone at 1/3 of the price like the Moto G 4G for example?

I don't know but the moto is a great little phone with a very good battery life. Supppose more expensive ones will have a better camera.

[oleras]

Ragnar Lothbrok will be back on our screens tonight, a 10 episode season.

One of the storylines, not really a spoiler but if you dont want to know anything about it dont click.

SPOILER

100 longboats will be invading Paris.

[KevIRL]

@FD. Bangladesh bowled out over night and looking like Afghanistan won't make the 50 overs either

[Wesley Harms]

1.)🐜1⃣ 🚣🍺🎿
2.)👀🚪👍🚽👦
3)🚖🔔🅰
4)👳🆔👍
5.) 🌅📆❤️🏃
6.) 📧🚛🐀🅰✅
7.)ri🔑🚚🐑fs😉L
8.) 🌅📼👠📧
9.) ✅🔕
10.)👕💇📧🐔®📧
11.) ☁️EO🍕🚣
12.)💍🅾 ⚽️🅾📺
13.) ✅📞🚬🐜
14.) 🇩🇪✒️🐜
15.) U👀✅📞_____🐜
16.) 🚣💅 🍛 🎅
17.)🏥🔑 🔫🐺🅰N
18.)⛽️1000kg 🐏👂💤
19.)A🏃🐏🌊
20.) 🌅📼🚽💤
21.) 📹🔛🇩🇪Ω
22.)🔑🚐👑🚤🆖
23.) 👩👨👩🎢er 👶
24.) 👼D💍👩
25.)👼r👼
26.) 🇬🇧🐴💪🐏📏🅰

Example number 22 is Kevin Prince Boateng

All football players

[Emmet]

1.)🐜1⃣ 🚣🍺🎿
2.)👀🚪👍🚽👦
3)🚖🔔🅰
4)👳🆔👍
5.) 🌅📆❤️🏃
6.) 📧🚛🐀🅰✅
7.)ri🔑🚚🐑fs😉L
8.) 🌅📼👠📧
9.) ✅🔕
10.)👕💇📧🐔®📧
11.) ☁️EO🍕🚣
12.)💍🅾 ⚽️🅾📺
13.) ✅📞🚬🐜
14.) 🇩🇪✒️🐜
15.) U👀✅📞_____🐜
16.) 🚣💅 🍛 🎅
17.)🏥🔑 🔫🐺🅰N
18.)⛽️1000kg 🐏👂💤
19.)A🏃🐏🌊
20.) 🌅📼🚽💤
21.) 📹🔛🇩🇪Ω
22.)🔑🚐👑🚤🆖
23.) 👩👨👩🎢er 👶
24.) 👼D💍👩
25.)👼r👼
26.) 🇬🇧🐴💪🐏📏🅰

Example number 22 is Kevin Prince Boateng

All football players

1 - Kevin Prince Boateng
6 - Kevin Prince Boateng

[Strewelpeter]

1 - Kevin Prince Boateng
6 - Kevin Prince Boateng

8 - Kevin Prince
9 - Kevin
13 - Kevin Prince
20 - Kevin Prince

[Wesley Harms]

Oh I get it, only shows up for iPhone users I guess

[Wesley Harms]

Maybe someone can screen grab it and post it Ive no clue

[Tar.Aldarion]

Give me a surname as I probably do!

I probably know him nearly a decade from counterstrike but don't know his surname. Just put it out there cos he works in tech and is on fecking Guernsey, can't be too many haha
He's a fan of complaining, you'd know him

[Loopz]

2 eider gudjohnson

[Fiery Wasabi]

7.Ricky van wolfswinkel
11.Claudio Pizzaro
12.Mario Ballotelli
24.Angel Di Maria
25.Angel Rangel

[Wesley Harms]

7.Ricky van wolfswinkel
11.Claudio Pizzaro
12.Mario Ballotelli
24.Angel Di Maria
25.Angel Rangel

If by Claudio Pizza room you mean Claudio Pizzaro then yes, but I do wonder why it would auto correct to Pizza Room, do you have a special room solely for pizza cause that would be awesome

[ArmaniJeans]

This is at least helping to identify & isolate the iPhone people.

[Flushdraw]

This is at least helping to identify & isolate the iPhone people.

They show up on my HTC One (although isolate iphone people at your will )

[shrapnel]

They show up on nexus 5 also

18 Gaston ramirez
19 Aaron ramsey

[Jibzzzz]

Midweek dine in FXBs tonight, only my second time and hoping it as good as the first.

@GAB Unsure if this made your top 5, can only remember your kitchen and Shanahans. Any chance of a repost or maybe you are due a revised list?

[Fiery Wasabi]

If by Claudio Pizza room you mean Claudio Pizzaro then yes, but I do wonder why it would auto correct to Pizza Room, do you have a special room solely for pizza cause that would be awesome

Lol, the auto correct done that. I edited it immediately anyway,and yes it also shows up on my S5.

[shano_88]

13. Pascal Cygan
3. Cabella

[Jibzzzz]

23 - Hermann Hreidarsson

[shano_88]

5. Dejan Lovren
6. Ivan Rakatic?
2. Eidor Gudjohnsen?

[ghostface]

Nice to see the HSE taking credit for a large decrease in smokers last year. Vaping not mentioned once in the article on IT 👍

[eamonhonda]

Can someone give me name of a half decent bottle of wine that's not overly expensive.
I'll go red

[Flushdraw]

Man Utd v Arsenal game on a Monday night? The FA Cup is dead!

[NewApproach]

Any thoughts on Vodafone or Verizon shares, brains?

Sell now or sell in 3/6 months?

[Guest]

Can someone give me name of a half decent bottle of wine that's not overly expensive.
I'll go red

Define not overly expensive.

[eamonhonda]

Define not overly expensive.

20 quid I suppose

[Guest]

Chateau Mezain in Tesco or this in McHugh's and some other wine shops:

http://mchughs.ie/chateau-jeantieu-bordeaux-prestige

[eamonhonda]

Chateau Mezain in Tesco or this in McHugh's and some other wine shops:

http://mchughs.ie/chateau-jeantieu-bordeaux-prestige

Perfect, thank you

[DeadParrot]

get two bottles of this

http://www.wine-searcher.com/wine-220237-0001-rib-shack-red-western-cape-south-africa

[eamonhonda]

I'll get zuutroys bottle to give away. I'll grab the other for myself

[Fiery Wasabi]

Think I got 2 more.
1. Antoine Sibierski
15. Jussi Jaaskelainen.
The rest have me stumped 4 8 9 10 14 16 17 20 21 26.

[Fuzzy Logic]

I'll get zuutroys bottle to give away. I'll grab the other for myself

A had a few bottles of Chateua Musar recently and would highly recommend. Its a Lebanese wine which added to the intrigue to be honest.

http://www.waitrosecellar.com/all-wines/wine-type/red-wine/chateau-musar

[Silver-Tiger]

Anyone got any Promo codes for quickpark or long term airport parking?

[hotspur]

What's that? You're going to cut yourself if I don't post another poem soon? Ah here.

14th Century Persian poet Hafiz and "With That Moon Language".

SPOILER

Admit something: Everyone you see, you say to them, "Love me."

Of course you do not do this out loud, otherwise someone would call the cops.

Still though, think about this, this great pull in us to connect. Why not become the one who lives with a full moon in each eye that is always saying, with that sweet moon language, What every other eye in this world is dying to hear?

[DeadParrot]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/jon-snow-describes-moment-he-got-stoned-on-two-huge-balloons-of-skunk--and-the-terrifying-fourhour-come-down-10051712.html

Hilarious stuff.
To be fair though, doing a full body MRI whilst stoned out of bin, spinning out would be a terrifying experience.

[AndyFatBastard]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/pe...-10051712.html

Hilarious stuff.
To be fair though, doing a full body MRI whilst stoned out of bin, spinning out would be a terrifying experience.

The moment they stuck him in an MRI the greenies were inevitable.

[oleras]

Anyone got any Promo codes for quickpark or long term airport parking?

QP.

NOVA
GREYHOUND
CINEMA

DAA.

Eamo aint playing ball.

[Guest]

The moment they stuck him in an MRI the greenies were inevitable.

Whiteys i think.

[DeadParrot]

The moment they stuck him in an MRI the greenies were inevitable.

Have you ever had shards of metal in your eye?
eh no...I'm sure i'll be be fine....maybe...jesus...fuck I dunno....could I have things in my eye since I'm a kid? Oh shit, oh shit dont panic, they wouldnt let you get hurt. Fuck they mightnt turn it off in time...oh shit, oh fuck..
stop...Stop...STOPPPPP!!!!!

[Denny Crane]

A different approach to dealing with torrents:

http://torrentfreak.com/media-companies-track-pirated-downloads-for-marketing-purposes-150218/

[6starpool]

Anyone ever fly with Cityjet to London from Dublin? I assume you can check in at the airport with no extra fee? If I really need to I could check in online but as I'm not in work this week it would be awkward as the printer at home is out of ink.

[CHDad]

Aldo v McGregor fight card just had Robbie Lawler v Rory McDonald added to it for the WW title which will probably headline.

Going to be a massive card.

[TheDrunkenOne]

Can someone give me name of a half decent bottle of wine that's not overly expensive.
I'll go red

Got La Nonna Rioja at Tesco today and having it atm and have to say very nice.

[mocata]

Anyone ever fly with Cityjet to London from Dublin? I assume you can check in at the airport with no extra fee? If I really need to I could check in online but as I'm not in work this week it would be awkward as the printer at home is out of ink.

We use them for work trips, used mobile boarding passes IIRC

[coillcam]

Aldo v McGregor fight card just had Robbie Lawler v Rory McDonald added to it for the WW title which will probably headline.

Going to be a massive card.

The local credit union had 9 applications for home improvement loans on the same day last week. All the one bunch of lads heading to Vegas for fight week.

[CHDad]

The local credit union had 9 applications for home improvement loans on the same day last week. All the one bunch of lads heading to Vegas for fight week.

Ariel Helwani tweeted that McGregor will headline. Smaller weight class headlining over the bigger is unheard of. Going to be huge.

The hype might be too much this time!

[gorrrr72]

ariel helwani tweeted that mcgregor will headline. Smaller weight class headlining over the bigger is unheard of. Going to be huge.

The hype might be too much this time!

SPOILER

hype hype hype! Hype hype hype! Hype hype hype! Hype hype hype! Hype hype hype! Hype hype hype! Hype hype hype! Hype hype hype! Hype hype hype! Hype hype hype! Hype hype hype! Hype hype hype! Hype hype hype! Hype hype hype!

[elbows]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrKoEz3ajSU

[The Situation]

Religious types should have them insanity stamps on their foreheads every day, would make them far easier to avoid.

[Guest]

Religious types should have them insanity stamps on their foreheads every day, would make them far easier to avoid.

Alarming amount of them in DCU today.

[oleras]

Ah monkeyballs.

Vikings aint on till tomorrow night, friday morning for us.

[smurph]

My head is fucking wrecked! My mother is now living practically with me since xmas . As ye know my granny ( her mother died after xmas day) and she hates being in tipp she says. She arrived after colm left early Jan and has now settled into a routine , she gets the train up on a Fri or Sat and goes home maybe 10 to 12 days later and then lands on again. She has now taken control of the tv among other things. how can I say I need my own space without sounding like a cunt

https://www.jobs.ie

and you have a babysitter..

I know she adores her grandchildren... but it will tire her out da fuck

[coillcam]

Ah monkeyballs.

Vikings aint on till tomorrow night, friday morning for us.

Watch The Flash instead. Its gotten a lot better as the season progressed.