Bad beat/Moaning/Venting thread - BabyforV

[Raoul Duke III]

Thought Munter would struggle in this pool but excellently positioned. Beat Clermont at home in rnd3 and that will go close to ending their interest, might see them field a weakened team the following week and make an away win in France an easier proposition.

Clermont would never 'field a weakened team' at home. I can easily see three teams ending up with four wins in this group, especially as Sale will be out of it after this weekend.

[CHDad]

Both a shower a cunts.

Killarney?

[ComradeCollie]

what are some more irish choons like this lark?
have a big fan of this crap that wants some more

Mattress Mick's latest, is all kinds of special

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhVV-E0k57c

[NiceandcoolTrig]

Clermont would never 'field a weakened team' at home.

True, I kinda forgot Clermont's love affair with Europe and was thinking more of your stereotypical French team.

[ComradeCollie]

Not sure how I managed to miss this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eh7W0U65gh8

[CHDad]

UFC talking to Croke Park and Lansdowne about hosting a card here next summer apparently.

Would be amazing.

[dobby]

Killarney?

My club is from just outside Killarney so naturally we hate anything to do with football in Tralee and the Dennehy brothers were two of the most cocky cunts I've ever played against and completely unlikeable. The club I play for now use Killarney Celtics facilities as our base and I've a lot of mates in Killarney so we have a healthy rivalry.

[Dice75]

Can see those Cork cunts getting a late equaliser. Would love to see Dundalk ship it after about 20 years.

Was living in "the town" last time they won it. Fair old session in fairness to them despite the majority being a shower of cunts up there. Fast forward 20 years & im sitting on a farm incorrectly spelling the answer to the Late Late Competition on these stupid smartphones costing myself a fortune. Grumble grumble.

[Guest]

Great doc about the Space Race from the Russian point of view that was on BBC4 recently.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKkGPVtaVZQ

[CHDad]

Cork > Killarney

[dobby]

Was living in "the town" last time they won it. Fair old session in fairness to them despite the majority being a shower of cunts up there. Fast forward 20 years & im sitting on a farm incorrectly spelling the answer to the Late Late Competition on these stupid smartphones costing myself a fortune. Grumble grumble.

I mainly wanted to see them win cos my mate who lives down here is from Dundalk. Always talking about them and posting on Facebook about the team and stuff and we don't have a LOI team down here so made a bit of interest. Also, it was to stop Cork so double result.

[dobby]

Cork > Killarney

Lol, fair enough. I suppose if you name enough places you're bound to get there eventually.

[SatNav]

Bono is such a wankbag!

[Raoul Duke III]

Mattress Mick one of the all-time greats. That video is epic.
Fucker wouldn't give us a discount on the kid's beds mind you.

[Guest]

True, I kinda forgot Clermont's love affair with Europe and was thinking more of your stereotypical French team.

In love with Toulouses back row tommorow 6.Dusatoir 7 Hairy donkey 8 Picamoles
shame not a few years ago before injurys.
They have had indiffernt form improved of late but like 13/8 on them to beat a Bath team beaten by 27 points last week.

[newbie2]

Bono is such a wankbag!

You spelled Ryan Tubridy wrong

[SatNav]

You spelled Ryan Tubridy wrong

Ooh u know all the stars

[Guest]

Mattress Mick one of the all-time greats. That video is epic.
Fucker wouldn't give us a discount on the kid's beds mind you.

He probably gets more hole than 90% of the site.

[Jam-Fly]

You spelled Ryan Tubridy wrong

I remember you mentioned the percentage of viewers that enter the Late Late Show competition. What was the percentage again? I remember thinking it was waaay higher than I would've thought

[newbie2]

About 20% IIRC

[Jam-Fly]

Bono is such a wankbag!

found him very tough to listen to. The two song performances were very good though.

[Raoul Duke III]

He probably gets more hole than 90% of the site.

Where would you put your own ratio?

[Guest]

Where would you put your own ratio?

Probably higher than most married lads anyways.

[Raoul Duke III]

Probably higher than most married lads anyways.

Sure that's not saying much.

[dobby]

found him very tough to listen to. The two song performances were very good though.

Presume he was on the LL tonight? Haven't seen it but saw Graham Norton during the week and thought he was grand. He didn't come across as the high and mighty I was expecting. Seemed fairly down to earth.

[Guest]

Sure that's not saying much.

I read somewhere having children lowers your testosterone like having the company of young kids around.

[Lazare]

@ RDIII / other Ginseng consumers, can you please point me to the product you are using. I have a very good policy of completely ignoring everything anyone ever says about stuff in this general category, but was intrigued by RDIII claiming energy from it.

+1

I picked up a bottle in the supplements section of SuperValu at the weekend purely based on RD's claim that it increases mental sharpness.

Took one Sunday night. Forgot about them until now.

Maybe I need to mainline.

[Raoul Duke III]

I read somewhere having children lowers your testosterone like having the company of young kids around.

Lowers everything in my experience, particularly your bank balance.

[newbie2]

I read somewhere having children lowers your testosterone like having the company of young kids around.

The only thing it lowers is your bank balance

EDIT: Great minds yada yada

[SatNav]

Me , pay day, wine, does not bode well

[Jam-Fly]

Presume he was on the LL tonight? Haven't seen it but saw Graham Norton during the week and thought he was grand. He didn't come across as the high and mighty I was expecting. Seemed fairly down to earth.

didn't like his interview style or something. He wasn't being too much of a megalomaniac or anything but still wasn't a fan of the interview.

[hotspur]

Bono is a hero of mine. Seriously. Am a huge fan of the guy.

[bohsman]

My club is from just outside Killarney so naturally we hate anything to do with football in Tralee and the Dennehy brothers were two of the most cocky cunts I've ever played against and completely unlikeable. The club I play for now use Killarney Celtics facilities as our base and I've a lot of mates in Killarney so we have a healthy rivalry.

[CHDad]

Bono is a pure cunt. One of the few to have perfected cuntishness.

[Jam-Fly]

Bono is a pure cunt. One of the few to have perfected cuntishness.

your top 5 cunts in order of cuntishness?

[Strewelpeter]

Bono is a hero of mine. Seriously. Am a huge fan of the guy.

[shrapnel]

UFC talking to Croke Park and Lansdowne about hosting a card here next summer apparently.

Would be amazing.

Lol. Delusional stuff if ever I heard it. Not going to happen. Let me guess, conor said so

[Lord Sir Banter]

Bono is a good skin, gets a hard time. Pulls a few shapes when singing.
I really like the first 5-6 songs on the new album, on first listen I wasn't arsed. Unsure of the rest yet.

Mattress Mick's latest, is all kinds of special

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhVV-E0k57c

I take two cups of mattess in my mattressy tea.

Get your coat Bob Dylan imo.

found him very tough to listen to. The two song performances were very good though.

His voice has gone to shite if tonight and last week on Graham Norton are illustrative.

[eamonhonda]

Lol. Delusional stuff if ever I heard it. Not going to happen. Let me guess, conor said so

why not?

[Lord Sir Banter]

shrap vs conor for IPB fight night, joint top billing.

[Opr]

Remember sitting in a tent in Glasto a couple of years back which was on a hill in a field overlooking the pyramid stage. Amazing getting up in the morning and listening/watching the the early acts over breakfast. Night U2 played, few of us had bailed back to the tent for a few smokes. We could hear them playing and one of the lads asked the guy nearest the door to open it so we could see them from the tent. Dead pan quick as a light replied, I wouldn't pull my curtain if they playing in my back garden so you can fuck off ��

Opr

[Icarus152]

Poor blind Bono.

[Lord Sir Banter]

Poor blind Bono.

poor blind ic
same height too
clarke kent/superman job

[oleras]

Remember sitting in a tent in Glasto a couple of years back which was on a hill in a field overlooking the pyramid stage. Amazing getting up in the morning and listening/watching the the early acts over breakfast. Night U2 played, few of us had bailed back to the tent for a few smokes. We could hear them playing and one of the lads asked the guy nearest the door to open it so we could see them from the tent. Dead pan quick as a light replied, I wouldn't pull my curtain if they playing in my back garden so you can fuck off ��

Opr

Glasto ? straight away, -2 points.

[oleras]

He probably gets more hole than 90% of the site.

-100 points...what your story ? really ?

[Lord Sir Banter]

gimmie some points

[CHDad]

your top 5 cunts in order of cuntishness?

IMO it goes like this. It's tough.

Russell Brand
Jeremy Clarkson
Bono
Larry Murphy
Richard Hammond

4 and 5 tend to change alot, I only really have a top 3. One is Irish, one supports Chelsea and the other I just want dead. So you can see my seriousness . 5 died twice so is probably Jesus.

Lol. Delusional stuff if ever I heard it. Not going to happen. Let me guess, conor said so

Delusional by who?

Listen up Frenchy McEnglishman,

Just because you require some salt for the chips falling off your shoulder doesn't mean things are delusional.

Look at it for what it is, not as a fan. You give out about it coming across all WWE style. Fair enough. There is something you need to realise. You are biting like a WWE style fan. Take it for what it is and count yourself lucky that you don't have to spend PPV money to see him lose. Cause you would buy it. You would. Don't deny it.

A stadium in Dublin will happen if circumstances allow. You'd be better off putting down circumstances than McGregor.

Much love,

Irish McBandwagoner

[CHDad]

I like having the company of young kids around.

I deleted 7 words from your post.

[Lord Sir Banter]

hi cill
hi dazare

[CHDad]

hi cill
hi dazare

Dazare, class.

Hi.

[Lazare]

Hi

[mdoug]

Refused sex(even the shift) tonight as it was an old friends ex.. Not sure if that was a good or bad thing but my god she has some ridic body, probably gonna regret this whenever I phase him out.. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmph

[Lazare]

An old Jew is on his deathbed, breathing his last. His wife by his side.

He reminisces over his melancholic life.

He turns to his wife and says,

'Martha, you were always by my side.

When our families were moved from our farms, you were with me, by my side.

When our shop was burned to the ground, you were there, by my side.

When the Nazis came you were with me.

Through Auschwitz and the horror you were there with me.

Now, I lie here about to die and Martha you're by my side.

Martha,

SPOILER

you're a fucking JINX

[CHDad]

Refused sex(even the shift) tonight as it was an old friends ex.. Not sure if that was a good or bad thing but my god she has some ridic body, probably gonna regret this whenever I phase him out.. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmph

Rule No. 7 - Thou shalt not touch m8's ex's.

BroBible.

May start that. Prob money in it, selling the twitter, site, other shit.

[mdoug]

Rule No. 7 - Thou shalt not touch m8's ex's.

BroBible.

May start that. Prob money in it, selling the twitter, site, other shit.

yeah but man... she now does pole dancing for the lols.. ridic like, my penis is probably not gonna work for a while as it hates me that much right now.


Anyone that wants to say a no change there joke needs better material, although that's what she said is funny

[CHDad]

yeah but man... she now does pole dancing for the lols.. ridic like, my penis is probably not gonna work for a while as it hates me that much right now.


Anyone that wants to say a no change there joke needs better material, although that's what she said is funny

You'll be wanking yourself to sleep in an hour. It'll be grand m8.

[dobby]

Nice to see the night crew back on form. Some mild entertainment for the insomnia. I can't get no sleep...

[pokerhand]

Nice to see the night crew back on form. Some mild entertainment for the insomnia. I can't get no sleep...

Or in mdoug case... I can get no satisfaction

[CHDad]

Or in mdoug case... I can get no satisfaction

Your membership is nearly processed.

[mdoug]

Or in mdoug case... I can get no satisfaction

I lolled. Still thinking of those tits. She is actually way too hot. Fuck my life.