Bad beat/Moaning/Venting thread - BabyforV

[rounders123]

ah. I'd assumed it was all artificial insemination to prevent the horse getting an injury. Maybe that's bulls.

Weird rule to make it illegal though. What's the thinking?

Yeah seemed a bit stupid to me too at this level when expenses cant really be a problem even if it would require more resources. But its just the rules really. But heard theres a possibility of a reduced genetic pool if fewer stallions are bred to lots of mares.

[AndyFatBastard]

LOL Liverpool. Shite without Suarez.

[rounders123]

Was that Mr Big(JG) that was shot earlier as the age and approx location fits the description.

[eamonhonda]

So is cocaine. Plenty of $$ to be made at that too.

Applying that theory to things will have you convincing yourself to do all sorts

[tylerdurden94]

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[one ill cat]

Equine artificial insemination is illegal.

I'm surprised at that. We used to race & breed greyhounds a few years back, pretty much all our breeding for the last few years of that was done artificially via a sophisticated set up in Clonmel. My granda much preferred it cos it was a huge success rate, especially with stud fees being quite hefty & some bitches only came into season 1/2 times per year.

[one ill cat]

Breifne Early (member on here) is pedaling the planet to raise awareness of suicide prevention. He has been shortlisted for a Version 1 Community trust grant of €5000. He needs votes to help him win.

Please take one minute of your time to vote for him. The link will take you to Version 1 on Facebook, which you will need to like the page and then vote for Breifne Early.

http://woobox.com/r3bvwy/vote/for/4666322

It only takes a minute to vote and he really needs a lot of you to vote, to get him back into 1st place as its very close.

It costs nothing but a minute of your time. If you could Thank this post after you voted it would give us some idea of how many people we are getting to.

Thanks

Dani

Vote for Bref folks

Done

[Lazare]

I'd say d'oul Stallions are glad a that IVF ban wha?

Know mean, know mean. With the big mickeys on them. Wha?

[ComradeCollie]

Gin +1

Although some people claim it has depressive qualities so a man of your delicate psyche should probably avoid.

Absinthe.

Only experimenting on myself. But, I've found it's the tonic water that depresses me. Mixed with vermouth it's excellent, and even with coke is fairly neutral.

[ComradeCollie]

In a fit of V-esque mania, I spent two hours last night researching the best umbrella for Winter 2014.

Anyone done any research on toasters? The bread type, not masons! Really frustrated with trying to find one that might be able to do irregular sized bread. The fact that some bread is made to fit toasters pisses me off big time.

[Lazare]

Anyone done any research on toasters? The bread type, not masons! Really frustrated with trying to find one that might be able to do irregular sized bread. The fact that some bread is made to fit toasters pisses me off big time.

Use the grill dude. You only need one of two things, a good memory or a good smoke alarm.

Oh, and a grill.

[ComradeCollie]

Use the grill dude. You only need one of two things, a good memory or a good smoke alarm.

Oh, and a grill.

It's the twenty first century, and nobody has bothered to design a device that is better than a grill from 50 years ago. #mysmiliesarebroken

[Jibzzzz]

In the market for a phone again. Lot of talk in here I kinda browse through when not in the market so apologies for that.

Have had either an iPhone or Samsung last few years.
Hear a lot about Oneplus and Nexus in here would they be the best available?
Or would someone suggest a HTC or Moto?

[Lazare]

In the market for a phone again. Lot of talk in here I kinda browse through when not in the market so apologies for that.

Have had either an iPhone or Samsung last few years.
Hear a lot about Oneplus and Nexus in here would they be the best available?
Or would someone suggest a HTC or Moto?

HTC One is a beast of a phone.

[Lazare]

It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

[Lazare]

A programmer's wife says to him 'Run to the store and pick me up a loaf of bread, and if they have eggs, get a dozen'

The programmer comes home with twelve loaves of bread.

[mcnugget]

Anyone know if there are lifts to the upper levels in Croker? Website only covers the designated disabled seating?

[Raoul Duke III]

I'll get you out for an early morning session in the Czech Republic

Hmmm. Your kind of session or mine? Mine would involve Becherovka.

[Lazare]

Hmmm. Your kind of session or mine? Mine would involve Becherovka.

You may await reply sir,

V know's not of these ungodly hours.

[6starpool]

Anyone done any research on toasters? The bread type, not masons! Really frustrated with trying to find one that might be able to do irregular sized bread. The fact that some bread is made to fit toasters pisses me off big time.

Why not just get a 4 slice toaster and put the bread sideways? There are plenty of those available to buy.

[TheJiggaman]

Wow. The dad from Malcolm in the Middle really killed it on the new Godzilla. Who knew he was such a good actor?

[tylerdurden94]

In the market for a phone again. Lot of talk in here I kinda browse through when not in the market so apologies for that.

Have had either an iPhone or Samsung last few years.
Hear a lot about Oneplus and Nexus in here would they be the best available?
Or would someone suggest a HTC or Moto?

OnePlus One is invite only at the minute but will be taking orders towards the end of October I believe, managed to get an invite today and ordered this evening after cracking the glass on my Nexus 4 today.

Lots of folk here raved about the Moto G which had a new release recently but the previous model is also very good and won't set you back a ton of cash, as for Nexus the 5 is very good but rumors a 6 will be out soon.

Of the ones you're interested in watch a bunch of video reviews on YouTube and see what takes your fancy, dude on YouTube called MKBHD does some great tech reviews check him out.

Also on a related not seen Hitch tweet this link about the cost of the new iPhone over the coarse of a contract with different providers, bananas money ranging from €1,000-2,000+ it's all about the long con.

[ionapaul]

Brother brought us to Shanahans tonight as a belated birthday present for yours truly.

A great meal as usual, hadn't been in a few years - thought it would be busier actually, town is hopping with the crowds up for the match.

[Theresa]

Yep yep. Goatcunted. Absolutely fucking goatcunted.

[mdoug]

Was watching survivor's last series lately and was wondering, why do people on here use GOAT as the greatest yet on there it's for the worst...
Seeing CHD and WM using GOAT regarding them in werewolf now makes sense after watching the show

[dobby]

Excitement, nerves, adrenaline. Everything starting to kick in now. Genuinely think hope Kerry will do it. I think tactics will be thrown out the window today and we're in for a scoring war. Both teams well up for it and nothing left to prove after both being written off earlier in the year many times. This is gonna be great.

[mdoug]

Excitement, nerves, adrenaline. Everything starting to kick in now. Genuinely think hope KerryUnited will do it. I think tactics will be thrown out the window today and we're in for a scoring war. Both teams well up for it and nothing left to prove after both being written off earlier in the year many times. This is gonna be great.

Don't worry about it dude. 3 points will be secured, Leicester are a good and all but United are staying up! No need for the nerves

[dobby]

Don't worry about it dude. 3 points will be secured, Leicester are a good and all but United are staying up! No need for the nerves

I'd take a draw tbh. Leicester away could be crucial at the end of the season. Just like Burnley away I expect a hard fought draw.

[mdoug]

Nah I semi-predicted the 0-0 with burnley and was content. hopefully 2-0/3-1 tomorrow

[Percy007]

Mdoug what was the story with the bonus race?

[dobby]

Nah I semi-predicted the 0-0 with burnley and was content. hopefully 2-0/3-1 tomorrow

Yeah was joking about the draw obv. Need to be beating these teams now. Money has been spent so no more excuses for losing to "lower" opposition. I still think we're off the top 4/5 pace so don't expect to get there again this season.

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[pokerhand]

Brief update on LA for whoever interested.

Decided to stick with the apartment I signed a lease on after checking out rent levels in Beverly Hills, bit of a no brainer really, rents are redic high in Beverly hills and the apartments aren't as nice. Money goes on the address really, a bit like the D4 situation really. However it is kind of cool to be working out from there everyday though. I picked up the keys to the apartment today and will move in on Tuesday once the furniture get delivered.

Much more difficult was getting an American phone. This is where not having a credit history came and bit me on the arse. Had to agree to a $400 deposit before they would begin to talk plans options. Anyhow ended up with a LG G3 which if I may say so, is the bomb. Don't know anything about the PlusOne phone talked about in previous posts, I was leaning on getting the HTC actually but the LG G3 just felt the real deal. In fairness it took one look at the IPhone 4s (Irish phone I have) and sniggered... Quite rightly too.

LA is a really cool city, the women here are really hot - must have fallen in love with 5 different ladies on average every day. The food is awesome, I have yet to have a bad meal and am usually in a food coma at the end... It is ridiculous how many good places I found, irish restaurants doesn't even come close I'm sorry to say.

Anyway, will be getting up at stupid o'clock to catch Kerry game tomorrow (CUM ON KERRAGH!!!). I think donegal are going to be too good for Kerry, but hopefully we catch them on an off day (yeah right!!!).

[mdoug]

I did not pass go.
I did not collect 1 million dollars.

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[CHDad]

Now I want eggs on toast.

[Wesley Harms]

Was watching survivor's last series lately and was wondering, why do people on here use GOAT as the greatest yet on there it's for the worst...
Seeing CHD and WM using GOAT regarding them in werewolf now makes sense after watching the show

G.O.A.T = Greatest of all time

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[CHDad]

Free CyberGhost http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showt...p?t=2057294049

[dobby]

I fucking hate trains. And people. But today, trains!

[dobby]

"The bastards! The fucking bastards!" Twink shrieks.

How is this wan still getting media coverage! I have a dog and would be gutted if he was taken but jesus christ she is slightly ott in that article.

Oh wait, just saw the link you posted is from the indo. That explains it.

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[V for Vendetta]

Hmmm. Your kind of session or mine? Mine would involve Becherovka.

I'll have you pushing a prowler along the turf!

You may await reply sir,

V know's not of these ungodly hours.

WP Lazare.

What are ye doing in Czech ending up in together?

We are attending this and I'm sure sampling the best of what the locals have to offer!

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[ComradeCollie]

Not what you want, but that's possibly because you didn't know a beast like this existed. How class is this?

Ah, I'm well aware of such tomfoolery. It still needs toaster sized bread!

Why not just get a 4 slice toaster and put the bread sideways? There are plenty of those available to buy.

Yeah, this seems to be the best solution mankind has come up to so far. Unlikely to be any improvements what with the anti-bread brigade in the ascendance.

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[shrapnel]

Anyone done any research on toasters? The bread type, not masons! Really frustrated with trying to find one that might be able to do irregular sized bread. The fact that some bread is made to fit toasters pisses me off big time.

something like this



or like this (we used to have this), but you need to be there as it doesn't stop automatically

[darwinatemyhamster]

We have a light tablet we want to fix to the window, so the kid can sit at her table, draw, and have a few cartoons playing in the background. Where would I get some suction hooks to fix to the window to hang the tablet off. It would be something like those suction shelves you can stick to the wall of a shower to keep the shower gel on.

Lenehans closed and seems to only have cheapo ones. Argos doesn't seem to do them. Dunnes has a loltastic website.

Homebase has these. You might find a cheapo version if you were inclined to hunt around the likes of dealz.

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[ComradeCollie]

There was also a few <10 year old girls on the Luas on the way back signing that Nicki Minaj Anaconda song. Don't think they quite got what they were singing though. Fairly certain now that we're going to have to move to a more monastic isolated setting as the kid starts to grow up.

Am I the only one who had to google that?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDZX4ooRsWs

This dude named Michael used to ride motorcycles
Dick bigger than a tower, I ain't talking about Eiffel's
Real country ass nigga, let me play with his rifle
Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he calling me NyQuil
Now that bang bang bang, I let him hit it cause he slang cocaine
He toss my salad like his name Romaine
And when we done, I make him buy me Balmain
I'm on some dumb shit

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[dobby]

In the big shmoke. I always get a laugh watching people trying to navigate the Luas machines on match days.

[White Knight]

We have a light tablet we want to fix to the window, so the kid can sit at her table, draw, and have a few cartoons playing in the background. Where would I get some suction hooks to fix to the window to hang the tablet off. It would be something like those suction shelves you can stick to the wall of a shower to keep the shower gel on.

Lenehans closed and seems to only have cheapo ones. Argos doesn't seem to do them. Dunnes has a loltastic website.

Woodies. Loads of them around and open today.

[Micknail]

Pablo Hernandez, he never did this for Swansea:

[Lazare]

We have a light tablet we want to fix to the window, so the kid can sit at her table, draw, and have a few cartoons playing in the background. Where would I get some suction hooks to fix to the window to hang the tablet off. It would be something like those suction shelves you can stick to the wall of a shower to keep the shower gel on.

Lenehans closed and seems to only have cheapo ones. Argos doesn't seem to do them. Dunnes has a loltastic website.

Adhesive backed Velcro would do the trick too if you can't get your hands on those suction cups.

[MrsFlushdraw]

Homebase has these. You might find a cheapo version if you were inclined to hunt around the likes of dealz.

@ Hitch. Avoid the cheap ones for something like a tablet. We got them out of dealz and places like that and they don't hold great. Homebase might be your best bet. Do you have a bumper to go round the tablet? what tablet is it?

[Raoul Duke III]

I'll have you pushing a prowler along the turf!

Sounds deviant.

Tried your morning exercise thing again today. Managed to complete a run without collapsing. Probably due to the intake of G&Ts last night and strong coffee this morning. It's all about balance.

[DeadParrot]

"The bastards! The fucking bastards!" Twink shrieks.

Honestly thought that was a joke until clicking the link