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Originally posted by Dice75 View PostWho in their right mind would take that bet?People say I should be more humble I hope they understand, they don't listen when you mumble
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pooing is weird when you think about it, you're basically just expelling excrement from your body once or twice a day.
of if you are micknail, once a week.X can be anything, any number, that is what’s CRAZY about X.
Because X doesn’t roll like that, because X can’t be pinned down!
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Originally posted by Raoul Duke III View PostOutstanding Exchequer figures today.
Just in time for every vested interest fucker in the country to start putting their hand out for the Budget.
tldr: good news.
Was listening to his podcast earlier and he rips an email some home truth about buying a house.
Not funny but you would like it very much!
Sound cloud from two weeks ago. Bout half way through.
Will link tomorrow when I have a chance if you want
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Originally posted by PSV58 View Posti dont think ive ever seen a glamorous bunch like that gathered around a roulette table, no asians either , your having a laughX can be anything, any number, that is what’s CRAZY about X.
Because X doesn’t roll like that, because X can’t be pinned down!
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Originally posted by Dice75 View PostGrand. Out of curiosity how many do you think he'll get this season? I reckon if he can hit 9 or 10 it would be a good start & give me a solid start to hopefully be freerolling the bet by Christmas '15.
Though if you think he'll have 18 by Christmas 15 you have more faith in him than me, by a long shot!
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Originally posted by Elshambles View PostYour name is Bill Burr and I claim my £5!
Was listening to his podcast earlier and he rips an email some home truth about buying a house.
Not funny but you would like it very much!
Sound cloud from two weeks ago. Bout half way through.
Will link tomorrow when I have a chance if you want
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People say I should be more humble I hope they understand, they don't listen when you mumble
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Google says they do:
They do urinate, actually! Chickens and other birds and reptiles concentrate their nitrogen wastes into uric acid instead of urine. This takes more energy, but conserves water.
If you look closely (but not too closely) at a chicken's dropping, you should see that it is made up of three parts. All three parts are usually passed in one go after they are stored together in the cloaca.
The 'poo' bit is a brownish to greenish colour, depending on what you are feeding the chickens. The surrounding white bit is the uric acid part. It is made by the liver and is not soluble in water. It supposedly serves two main purposes. It requires less water to excrete than the water-soluble version, urea, that mammals make. Change in its colour can be a sign of disease. The third part is urine. It might be a little less obvious to see, but if you find a dropping on newspaper, you should see it as the watery "wet bit" around other 2 parts.
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Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide To... View PostIn a slightly related topic. You never ever hear about chickens or other birds peeing. Common enough to hear about cat piss, dog piss, monkey piss, but never chickens. It's like there's some mass omerta conspiracy among biologists and agriculturalists to keep us in the dark about whether or not chicks pee.Gone full 'Glinner' since June 2022.
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Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide To... View PostIn a slightly related topic. You never ever hear about chickens or other birds peeing. Common enough to hear about cat piss, dog piss, monkey piss, but never chickens. It's like there's some mass omerta conspiracy among biologists and agriculturalists to keep us in the dark about whether or not chicks pee.This too shall pass.
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FAO Hitch
ducks piss, shit and fuck out the same holeX can be anything, any number, that is what’s CRAZY about X.
Because X doesn’t roll like that, because X can’t be pinned down!
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Originally posted by Icarus152 View Post**Awkward**.
Heading Friday with work and Saturday after doing time in the wedding fairPeople say I should be more humble I hope they understand, they don't listen when you mumble
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Originally posted by DeadParrot View PostHave you lads got anything special for the brew festival?
Heading Friday with work and Saturday after doing time in the wedding fair
Any suggestions for grub beforehand? Myself and the gf were thinking of hitting Bison Bar on Wellinton Quay.
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Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide To... View PostIn a slightly related topic. You never ever hear about chickens or other birds peeing. Common enough to hear about cat piss, dog piss, monkey piss, but never chickens. It's like there's some mass omerta conspiracy among biologists and agriculturalists to keep us in the dark about whether or not chicks pee.
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Originally posted by Jam-Fly View PostWhere do birds go to die? Like with all the birds in the sky, why don't we see dozens of dead birds on the road daily?
They they probably die in their bed, and then get eaten. Actually, being eaten is probably a leading cause of death. Srs.
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Originally posted by ghostface View PostCHD when you get a chance can you put the numbers 1-14 in random order beside the letters below. I wouldn't trust anyone else
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N 2
N 5
N 10
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Originally posted by Flushdraw View Post7 and 6
10 and 9
13 and 12
all beside each other. Must try harder imo
N and S is 50/50 of the whole thing yeah.
So in order to make it half random and half random but all random then it won't seem as random but is random. Randomly enough.
You see?
7, 6 9 and 10 are in the upper half and that seems not that random. But think about it.... If they are randomised to be random in 50% of a random half and half 100% of something then it is kinda random.
Now look at this. In the bottom half only two number neighbours and beside each other. What are the odds? Makes the second half really random but the top half even more random despite the unrandom look of it.
That is the beauty. Makes it as random as random can be.
I challenge you to make it randomer than the random random number equation I have come up with.
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Night crew clock in please.X can be anything, any number, that is what’s CRAZY about X.
Because X doesn’t roll like that, because X can’t be pinned down!
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missed my 15k post by 73 postsX can be anything, any number, that is what’s CRAZY about X.
Because X doesn’t roll like that, because X can’t be pinned down!
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Originally posted by oleras View PostAgain, looks like myself and Eamo are the only ones getting paid while posting.X can be anything, any number, that is what’s CRAZY about X.
Because X doesn’t roll like that, because X can’t be pinned down!
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Originally posted by Silver-Tiger View PostBig fan of the mmpc. Burr can be absolute gold sometimes. It's worth listening to the shit for the good stuff.
Phil Mickelsons and his sweaty man tits
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Originally posted by CHD View PostShould prob get in touch with their bosses Lottie.
Do a Carfax.X can be anything, any number, that is what’s CRAZY about X.
Because X doesn’t roll like that, because X can’t be pinned down!
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Originally posted by oleras View PostI have heard the punishment is a deep cavity search !The sport that unites Catholic, Protestant and dissenter has had its day of days. Pity anybody who can't enjoy it. Some day. Gerry Thornley 23/3/09
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