Backed a Horse the other day, he came to join the leader 3 fences out when he was hit by a small Xmas pudding thrown from the crowd. He got going again to come and join the leader 2 out when he was hit by some cheese. Again he gathered himself together to come with what looked like a winning run at the last when he was hit by a box of cheap Xmas crackers and lost any chance.
Jockey reported to the stewards he had been badly hampered.
Jockey being given instructions by a trainer. Wait until the last two furlongs and shove these two pills into his mouth.
Walking by was the stuffy owner Lord Dowright the 3rd What you got there old chap?
Ah nothing just a couple of smarties. Oh good, my sugars are low , give me a couple good man.
Gobbles them down and off he waddles to the stand
The trainer continues, like I said , give him these two pills approaching the final furlongs and nothing will pass you to the winning post.
If anything does , don’t worry it will probably be just Lord Dowright
Note that nicnic has kindly donated €200 of his winnings from Cheltenham to the pool and it will be used as follows:
You must nominate (one only!) a NAP selection on Days 1 and 2. Simply put the word NAP in brackets after your selection's name to advise of yours.
Thus:
The person who nominates the longest priced winning NAP on Days 1 and 2 each gets €100 to gamble on Day 3 (Grand National day). Simply nominate your bet in thread and I will place for you with proof given of same.
If 2 or more people nominate the same winning NAP, the €100 is split equally.
Just transferred there, thanks for organising. I'm more of a spring horse and being pulled up early at Cheltenham it's like i hardly had a race. So hopeful of a good run please god Gary.
nicnic
SatNav
Hitch
RD3
Shraaaaap
KevIRL
Sitch
Mike Hunt
Eoghan104
Jibzzz
Dice
Mellor
New Approach
The Auld Switcheròòoooooooooooooo
Bohsman
El Shambola
Strewel
luckforsome.....
Gimmeabreak
careca
Cheques in the post:
Dead Parrott
bigfrank08
rounders
Horatio
The Improver
€1000 confirmed in the pool so far plus the €200 of Nicnic Naps-nominating notes.
Plus €250 in the post.
So playing for €1250 in total.
ENTRIES CLOSED
"We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."
nicnic
SatNav
Hitch
RD3
Shraaaaap
KevIRL
Sitch
Mike Hunt
Eoghan104
Jibzzz
Dice
Mellor
New Approach
The Auld Switcheròòoooooooooooooo
Bohsman
El Shambola
Strewel
luckforsome.....
Gimmeabreak
careca
Dead Parrot
Rounders
The Improver
NoRiverRequired
Cheques in the post:
Horatio
€1200 confirmed in the pool so far plus the €200 of Nicnic Naps-nominating notes.
People say I should be more humble I hope they understand, they don't listen when you mumble
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People say I should be more humble I hope they understand, they don't listen when you mumble
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