I've had spells were i thought Virgo, Thorne, Taylor, Joe Johsnon etc are the worst commentators ever, but i've been stuck listending to Mike Hallet for the past couple of days on Eurosport.....and it's not even close.
He is literally the most clueless person i have even listened to. The amount of errors he makes is off the scale.
'This plant's not on. Or is it? Nope. Yes it is, good shot.'
'He didn't leave anything. Well, nothing easy. Apart from one to the centre and one to the corner'
'He just needs to pink, so won't need the tricky black' - Yes he does Mike
'Good shot if it slows down. Yep good shot' - No Mike, it was a fkin awful shot
'Could be a snooker here' - Finishes 3 foot away from being a snooker Mike
'Where's the cueball going!' - About 2 foot away from the pocket Mike
'Could be a rerack here' - No Mike, he has a 30 point lead
'He hasn't come back far enough, or has he.' - Of course he did, it's not even close Mike
'This red is going to be on' - What? On the fkin cushion Mike
He is literally the most clueless person i have even listened to. The amount of errors he makes is off the scale.
'This plant's not on. Or is it? Nope. Yes it is, good shot.'
'He didn't leave anything. Well, nothing easy. Apart from one to the centre and one to the corner'
'He just needs to pink, so won't need the tricky black' - Yes he does Mike
'Good shot if it slows down. Yep good shot' - No Mike, it was a fkin awful shot
'Could be a snooker here' - Finishes 3 foot away from being a snooker Mike
'Where's the cueball going!' - About 2 foot away from the pocket Mike
'Could be a rerack here' - No Mike, he has a 30 point lead
'He hasn't come back far enough, or has he.' - Of course he did, it's not even close Mike
'This red is going to be on' - What? On the fkin cushion Mike
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