Bad beat/Moan/Venting Thread - BBV Archive 3

[SatNav]

120 quid quote for 2 tyres for 97 fiesta , wtf

[Dice75]

Missus emailed me this earlier -

"Helloooo.. Two of the girls here is playing poker tonight so Jim is trying to talk them through the cards….
Can you send me on some of the ‘lingo’ so she will know what people are talking about!!!"



Now, I really couldn't be arsed with a load of back & forth crap explaining the basics of two pair beats a pair etc, so sent a reply of bollocksology to end it there and then -

"Triple Range Merge – when you combine all your ranges on a monotone flop to give out false reads
Post flop float – Calling in position with a view to merging your perceived ranges on a later street
Cold Four bet – Repoping a three bet in position to give perceived strength (should only be done in particular circumstances)
Fold Equity – Mathematical equation used to calculate the chances of a three bet jam getting through
Balancing Ranges – Keeping your hand strengths balanced to induce when stronger"




Got his back - "They decided not to go"

[The Aul Switcharoo]

120 quid quote for 2 tyres for 97 fiesta , wtf

I know! My mothers car is a 98 micra and it's 60€ a tyre. Some joke lol. 70€ for a 1.6 corolla too

[The Aul Switcharoo]

Missus emailed me this earlier -

"Helloooo.. Two of the girls here is playing poker tonight so Jim is trying to talk them through the cards….
Can you send me on some of the ‘lingo’ so she will know what people are talking about!!!"



Now, I really couldn't be arsed with a load of back & forth crap explaining the basics of two pair beats a pair etc, so sent a reply of bollocksology to end it there and then -

"Triple Range Merge – when you combine all your ranges on a monotone flop to give out false reads
Post flop float – Calling in position with a view to merging your perceived ranges on a later street
Cold Four bet – Repoping a three bet in position to give perceived strength (should only be done in particular circumstances)
Fold Equity – Mathematical equation used to calculate the chances of a three bet jam getting through
Balancing Ranges – Keeping your hand strengths balanced to induce when stronger"




Got his back - "They decided not to go"

Do you do coaching?

[SatNav]

I know! My mothers car is a 98 micra and it's 60€ a tyre. Some joke lol. 70€ for a 1.6 corolla too

I then found this crowd http://www.donedeal.ie/for-sale/cars/1444671 €150 fucking scandalous!!!

I thought a small tyre would cost around 30 ish .

Although tell ya one think that fiesta was some bargain for 500 quid, best little car ever, tenner a week on petrol lol

[Dice75]

Do you do coaching?

Only to suitable candidates I'm afraid

[ghostface]

Do you do coaching?

He just knows what to google for an email

[bp_me]

€1000 guarantee for 35€ this Saturday night if you want to make your annual visut to poker :-) I've also fixed the game so as not to make it a crapshoot so that should benefit nits like you and micknail!

6 o clock start. Very good interest in it so far. Bout 20-25 definites and 30-35 maybes(I'm including the people who said yes to me but are dodgy with money and turning up!). If we get half the maybes it'll be a good game.

You can put me down as a maybe

Assume the venue hasn't changed?

[The Aul Switcharoo]

I then found this crowd http://www.donedeal.ie/for-sale/cars/1444671 €150 fucking scandalous!!!

I thought a small tyre would cost around 30 ish .

Although tell ya one think that fiesta was some bargain for 500 quid, best little car ever, tenner a week on petrol lol

You obviously don't drive it much.. Tenner wiuld be about 65 miles in a 1ltr i think.

[The Aul Switcharoo]

You can put me down as a maybe

Assume the venue hasn't changed?

Ye the usual upstairs. I'll make a new list and call it definitely/maybe...

[bp_me]

I know! My mothers car is a 98 micra and it's 60€ a tyre. Some joke lol. 70€ for a 1.6 corolla too

Just seeing this...

I can't remember the last time I paid less than 100/corner. Currently over 150/corner.

Quit moaning :P

[The Aul Switcharoo]

Just seeing this...

I can't remember the last time I paid less than 100/corner. Currently over 150/corner.

Quit moaning :P

They must be nice tyres. Pity about the rest of the car

[SatNav]

You obviously don't drive it much.. Tenner wiuld be about 65 miles in a 1ltr i think.

I dont drive much, I am working in town so car is parked up and I walk. Tenner would get you around the town all week no bother.

[terryl]

120 quid quote for 2 tyres for 97 fiesta , wtf

70e tops mns...not too far from dat nutter in birr

[Kayroo]

@KevIRL: listening to Newstalk there and it seems you're there new pet project. Phil Hogan won't talk about it, Jan O'Sullivan is on annual leave and they are just hammering away at the story all afternoon

[ghostface]

Mostly the latter IMO, there must be only so many times you can come face to face with the reality that you have tortured and murdered innocent people for no better reason than to score a Dáil salary without topping yourself for shame.

Can you imagine what the families of people he murdered think when they see that shite

Ireland 2025, SF now the biggest party in Ireland. How'd you do it Gerry? Well the kids followed me on twitter cos I posted about my gay teddy bear, they all love me now

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[SatNav]

70e tops mns...not too far from dat nutter in birr

where abouts have you a phone number and are they new tyres?

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[Micknail]

@KevIRL: listening to Newstalk there and it seems you're there new pet project. Phil Hogan won't talk about it, Jan O'Sullivan is on annual leave and they are just hammering away at the story all afternoon

The world is about to asplode.

[Denny Crane]

Are you trying to be the new Eddie Hobs Hitch? Gearing up to flog us some property in a while?

[Zod]

Are you trying to be the new Eddie Hobs Hitch? Gearing up to flog us some property in a while?

He was trying to sell me Krougerands at the last IPB meet.

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[Denny Crane]

Only if it's leveraged to the hilt.

[Lazare]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlEUEzQLBeM

Incredible.

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[Micknail]

Dude, that's ridic. If you are on pay as you go, then you can only be with three. Three actually use the o2 network for areas where they don't have coverage, so exact same experience. Do me a favour: hop into a three store today and when you get out pop into permanent tsb. The future, and the revolution, is in your hands

Tis the plan alright.
Already have the free banking/ deposited enough in AIB for it (not all de moneyz obv)

The actual inertia keeping me at O2 is my sony walkman phone, I like the minimalist play controls etc.
That and the fact I couldn't use a touchscreen on a night out.

Been eagerly reading all the review of handsets up here tho, that Nexus 4 sounds amazeballs, as does HTC one and the S-IV.

Apple can go get fucked amirite?!

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[Zod]

Apple can go get fucked amirite?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdnIRIJ61EU

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[Kayroo]

The world is about to asplode.

Fucking iPhone! I only ever do that on the phone.

[Zod]

Fucking iPhone! I only ever do that on the phone.

You should change your custom title to 'Which Tyler'

[Strewelpeter]

very cool representation of just how close by Mars and the Moon are

http://www.distancetomars.com/

[Frossach]

120 quid quote for 2 tyres for 97 fiesta , wtf

Are they 13" or 14" prob 13" should get them for €50 to €55 a tyre

[Tar.Aldarion]

we are happy to announce launch of the new Fast Enet - unique version of Fast Poker.

The basic mechanisms are identical to the different variants: when you fold a hand you are automatically moved to another table to play a hand instantly again. The innovation of the Fast Enet is in terms of who gets the button? The button is not assigned randomly, but by who won the previous hand. So the player who wins the hand on a table will automatically be on the button the next hand.

wat

[Guest]

Win the button is an increasingly popular format.

[Tar.Aldarion]

My new tournie strategy consists of rooting for the guy on my left a lot

[ArmaniJeans]

very cool representation of just how close by Mars and the Moon are

http://www.distancetomars.com/

27 billion light years away, and represented in a few scrolling pages. Incredible.

[Zod]

27 billion light years away, and represented in a few scrolling pages. Incredible.

erm....

[eamonhonda]

tampa bay rays in a bit of trouble

SPOILER

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1593420-tampa-bay-rays-officially-apologize-for-fan-made-steve-irwin-joke-sign

[Tar.Aldarion]

I now measure speed in pixels per second.

[DeadParrot]

@KevIRL: listening to Newstalk there and it seems you're there new pet project. Phil Hogan won't talk about it, Jan O'Sullivan is on annual leave and they are just hammering away at the story all afternoon

[Bodybuilder]

Win the button is an increasingly popular format.

That sounds like a cool format bro.

[DeadParrot]

The world is about to asplode.

damnit

[ArmaniJeans]

Korea to be reunited by end of 2020 at 50/1 has to be a decent fun punt.
Its unlikely, but not 50/1 unlikely imo.

http://www.paddypower.com/bet/novelty-betting/novelty-bets/north-korea-specials?area=blog_NKorea

[Denny Crane]

Sold dude. btw had an undergrad student in my office yesterday crying about the state of his dissertation. Actually crying. Awkward moments

Ouch. Deadline is fairly soon no?

[KevIRL]

@KevIRL: listening to Newstalk there and it seems you're there new pet project. Phil Hogan won't talk about it, Jan O'Sullivan is on annual leave and they are just hammering away at the story all afternoon

Just listening back now, as I said yesterday hopefully some good will come of it.

As for Hogan, typical of him really

[Theresa]

Are you trying to be the new Eddie Hobs Hitch? Gearing up to flog us some property in a while?

See Eddie Hobbs in the gym all the time. Some man for hamstring curls... which is really strange.

[Bubbleking]

I now measure speed in pixels per second.

As a gamer it should be your default anyway

[Strewelpeter]

Korea to be reunited by end of 2020 at 50/1 has to be a decent fun punt.
Its unlikely, but not 50/1 unlikely imo.

http://www.paddypower.com/bet/novelt...ea=blog_NKorea

I'd make it closer to 1/50 than 50/1

[hotspur]

Do you reckon Gerry Adams was always insane or was it just the guilt of the blood on his hands that made him slowly go batshit crazy?

"What's that teddy? You heard Jean McConville is an informer? Ah I dunno teddy. What do you think we should do? JESUS CHRIST teddy you sick bastard! But she's a mother of 10 children. No I know teddy. But... No please don't teddy, not the coke bottle up the arse again. Oh teddy your so cruel, so sexily cruel. Purrrr."

[Opr]

Alves and Messi warming up with some long range keepy uppies before the PSG game.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQVvg9heZ08

Opr

[Tar.Aldarion]

Sold dude. btw had an undergrad student in my office yesterday crying about the state of his dissertation. Actually crying. Awkward moments

Had to change my masters dissertation completely half way through, it's tear worthy stuff!

[eamonhonda]

you know a tv show is top notch when your queuing it up for a second watch. Southland is definitely one of those

[The Aul Switcharoo]

Other half is gone on a hen...Ahhh the peace. Bitta driving range and some donkage is on the cards as well as chippie for dinner.

[JamesDublin]

27 billion light years away, and represented in a few scrolling pages. Incredible.

Thinks Mars is 27 billion light years away. Incredible!!!!!

[Denny Crane]

The moon must be what, only a billion away then?

[Tar.Aldarion]

428,000 pixels = 27 billion lightyears. I have a fuckin huge monitor.

[V for Vendetta]

Thinks Mars is 27 billion light years away. Incredible!!!!!

Dude.


This is the look plastered on Armani's face right now....