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FFS!
Have an absolute useless cunt of a part time pseudo apprentice farmer next to me and every year its a variation on a theme of the same the same story.
Some knacker or other drops over some livestock to use up a few strips of land but he's too fucking useless and too fucking miserable to fence them in properly.
This year it's sheep, maggoty dirty mountainy hungry hoors that weren't even sheared last year and the fuckers are straight in and eaten half my garden including 20 of the finest Brussels Sprouts and cauliflower plant's I'd ever grown. Potatoes that were already struggling against the weather are ploughed back in, Lupins that were just about to flower banjaxed and a bed of beautiful delphiniums eaten to the ground. FFS!
Fucking useless lazy cunt.
When he didn't answer the phone for the third time I left him a voicemail that leaves him in no doubt about that I think of him, wish I'd recorded it myself, it was quite a beaut of a rant
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Just reading "Noise" at the moment. He talks about Frankel and sentencing in the US. How much quantitative analysis of judges happens at the day to day level of the courts? I know people working there would have an idea of what judges biases are just from day to day. But is much if any work done in recoding/quantifying it?
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Originally posted by hotspur View PostIt's a nice break from the usual 21st century problems on here to hear that.Originally posted by Denny Crane View Post
"Zip up your fence."
At least I was left with a few bits for the dinner
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Inside No 9 is fantastic tv alright. I love that they are all standalone so I don't have to stick to my thing of insisting on watching a series in order.
Have only seen about 10 of the 30 odd eps so far, but so many of them are memorable and so many unusual and difficult techniques used.
There's been one in reverse chronology, an episode with no dialogue, then an episode with all the dialogue in iambic pentameter, another story told almost entirely through cctv.
Pemberton and Shearsmith are pretty much in comedy genius territory at this stage, 20 years of solid writing.Last edited by ArmaniJeans; 22-05-21, 15:27.
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4 people for Eurovision 'do badly' Game II so far..
Hitch, Benny Hi-Fi, KK82 and premierstone, with Dead Parrot willing and indeed eager to double up and enter another one. Hope I haven't missed anyone, don't find the thread easy to scan in this software.
Will keep it open until 7pm if necessary to see if I can get eight people, otherwise will go with what we have at that stage.
Draw for Game 1 should be up in the next 30 minutes.
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Right, game one of hopefully two.
Fav/2nd favs France & Italy removed. Remaining 24 countries split into 3 groups of 8 according to oddschecker. One from each list assigned to each player via random org lists.
Only your worst two scores count, add them together and the lowest overall total wins. €25 a head, honour system. contact the winner and pay afterwards.
Emmet Switzerland Bulgaria UK oleras Portugal Serbia Albania Dead Parrot San Marino Azerbaijan Spain Solskjaer Ukraine Sweden Belgium balfejohn Malta Norway Moldova ionapaul Iceland Russia Netherlands Strewelpeter Finland Cyprus Israel Lao Lao Lithuania Greece Germany
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Originally posted by Dice75 View PostRegged for vaccine earlier, only two gender options, I was stumped."We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."
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Originally posted by ArmaniJeans View Post4 people for Eurovision 'do badly' Game II so far..
Hitch, Benny Hi-Fi, KK82 and premierstone, with Dead Parrot willing and indeed eager to double up and enter another one. Hope I haven't missed anyone, don't find the thread easy to scan in this software.
Will keep it open until 7pm if necessary to see if I can get eight people, otherwise will go with what we have at that stage.
Draw for Game 1 should be up in the next 30 minutes.
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Eurovision Game Two nearly ready to go.
1. Hitch
2. Benny Hi-Fi
3. KK82
4. premierstone
5. Dice75
6. Gimmebreak
7. (Dead Parrot)
8. (Strewelpeter)
Still two slots available with DP and SP ready to drop out if anyone else wants an entry. Will hold it open to 7.25pm then do the draw as kickoff is 8pm.
Where are previous winning luckboxes luckforsome & Dobrovolsky? Ou est Le Riggeur?
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Originally posted by ArmaniJeans View PostEurovision Game Two nearly ready to go.
1. Hitch
2. Benny Hi-Fi
3. KK82
4. premierstone
5. Dice75
6. Gimmebreak
7. (Dead Parrot)
8. (Strewelpeter)
Still two slots available with DP and SP ready to drop out if anyone else wants an entry. Will hold it open to 7.25pm then do the draw as kickoff is 8pm.
Where are previous winning luckboxes luckforsome & Dobrovolsky? Ou est Le Riggeur?
"We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."
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Originally posted by ArmaniJeans View PostEurovision Game Two nearly ready to go.
1. Hitch
2. Benny Hi-Fi
3. KK82
4. premierstone
5. Dice75
6. Gimmebreak
7. (Dead Parrot)
8. (Strewelpeter)
Still two slots available with DP and SP ready to drop out if anyone else wants an entry. Will hold it open to 7.25pm then do the draw as kickoff is 8pm.
Where are previous winning luckboxes luckforsome & Dobrovolsky? Ou est Le Riggeur?
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Originally posted by ArmaniJeans View PostEurovision Game Two nearly ready to go.
1. Hitch
2. Benny Hi-Fi
3. KK82
4. premierstone
5. Dice75
6. Gimmebreak
7. (Dead Parrot)
8. (Strewelpeter)
Still two slots available with DP and SP ready to drop out if anyone else wants an entry. Will hold it open to 7.25pm then do the draw as kickoff is 8pm.
Where are previous winning luckboxes luckforsome & Dobrovolsky? Ou est Le Riggeur?
This too shall pass.
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Eurovision Game Two.
Fav/2nd favs France & Italy removed. Remaining 24 countries split into 3 groups of 8 according to oddschecker. One from each list assigned to each player via random org lists.
Only your worst two scores count, add them together and the lowest overall total wins. €25 a head, honour system. contact the winner and pay afterwards.
and game 1 reposted just to have it on the current page.Hitch Iceland Russia Albania Gimmebreak Ukraine Azerbaijan Israel KK82 Malta Serbia Spain premierstone Lithuania Bulgaria Netherlands Benny Hi-Fi San Marino Cyprus Belgium Micknail Portugal Norway Germany RD3 Finland Greece UK Dice75 Switzerland Sweden Moldova Be interesting to see if Israel is a golden ticket for SP & GAB, hard to see how they can score many points from the tele votes after the countries bad press of the last week.Emmet Switzerland Bulgaria UK Oleras Portugal Serbia Albania Dead Parrot San Marino Azerbaijan Spain Solskjaer Ukraine Sweden Belgium Balfejohn Malta Norway Moldova ionapaul Iceland Russia Netherlands Strewelpeter Finland Cyprus Israel Lao Lao Lithuania Greece Germany
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Originally posted by ArmaniJeans View PostEurovision Game Two nearly ready to go.
1. Hitch
2. Benny Hi-Fi
3. KK82
4. premierstone
5. Dice75
6. Gimmebreak
7. (Dead Parrot)
8. (Strewelpeter)
Still two slots available with DP and SP ready to drop out if anyone else wants an entry. Will hold it open to 7.25pm then do the draw as kickoff is 8pm.
Where are previous winning luckboxes luckforsome & Dobrovolsky? Ou est Le Riggeur?
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Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide To... View PostDP is definitely Mr Eurovision.
I merely aspire to his grandeur.
People say I should be more humble I hope they understand, they don't listen when you mumble
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Originally posted by thechamp87 View Post
Renovating a house myself at the moment and upgrading the heating system.
Any particular reason you'd go with Hive over other options like Nest etc? Anyone else any experience with or opinion on them?
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Originally posted by Dice75 View PostSerbia douze points
Silver mermaid outfits and wee slips of young wans aren't eurovision.
Spanish George Michael? Now you are talkingPeople say I should be more humble I hope they understand, they don't listen when you mumble
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This is why we are here lads.
Keep your sexy young wans.
A dancing German hand inadvertently giving the finger to Europe is what it's all about
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Originally posted by Dice75 View Post
An anthropomorphic hand flipping everyone off deserves better.
At least insinuate a seig heil or something.
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Fuck yeah the motherfucking Roop!People say I should be more humble I hope they understand, they don't listen when you mumble
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That fat bloke giving it socks is my spirit animalPeople say I should be more humble I hope they understand, they don't listen when you mumble
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Eastern European trinity will kill us all.
And I'm OK with that.
Last edited by DeadParrot; 22-05-21, 20:38.People say I should be more humble I hope they understand, they don't listen when you mumble
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Originally posted by Dice75 View Post
Family jewels on Lithuania to top the UK televote
Malta would be mine
Big girl, song about empowerment, tiktok dance potential and most importantly, eurovision horn hook.People say I should be more humble I hope they understand, they don't listen when you mumble
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