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Originally posted by DeadParrot View Post
read 12 rules a few years ago, to me it was as I read it I found it interesting and somewhat agreeable.
It was only really as I finished it and tried to explain it to the missus, the hypocrisy of his writing became difficult to ignore.
His instruction of being precise falls apart under his own stream of consciousness writing style. He decries strawmanning but has a core bunch of targets he blames for the ills of the world.
I honestly don't think you'll learn anything not immediately apparent to anyone with even a cursory understanding of mindfulness (which is kinda short hand of "dont be a prick")
and it will remind you at times of every occasion you are stuck talking to the over earnest fella in the smoking area of the pub who keeps grabbing your arm as you try to politely leave .
My willingness to devote more time to him evaporated as he continued to use patreon to shape his output tailoring his missives to those who gave him the most money.
I did note on some of the clips I saw was he referred to himself by title a number of times "as a clinical psychologist.."
It's a trick you often hear on Prime Time type shows to give weight to an opinion "Of course as a GP .." "As a solicitor" etc
Cheers for the review.
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Question for the all knowing BBV
Let's say you were in work and needed to have a shit and let's say that this shit was the absolute most foulest shit you've ever had.
I'm talking the smell is so bad, it is wafting out the toilet door and down the corridor - people's nose hair is starting to burn as they smell it, some people are starting to cough as if they've just inhaled some nefarious white powder that was posted to them as part of a terrorist act.
Let's say you are this person who had this shit. You are in the cubicle, having just finished your business (there is only one cubicle in the toilet) and just before you are about to leave the cubicle, you hear somebody washing their hands at the sink. Do you
A) Wait until they leave the toilet as sweet mother of baby Jesus (sorry Kayroo) , you don't want to face anybody after that shit and for them to know that it actually came from inside your body.
or
B) Walk out and start to make small talk as if you hadn't just performed a bodily movement akin to the dropping of a nuclear bomb on war torn Japan.
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Originally posted by Lao Lao View PostQuestion for the all knowing BBV
Let's say you were in work and needed to have a shit and let's say that this shit was the absolute most foulest shit you've ever had.
I'm talking the smell is so bad, it is wafting out the toilet door and down the corridor - people's nose hair is starting to burn as they smell it, some people are starting to cough as if they've just inhaled some nefarious white powder that was posted to them as part of a terrorist act.
Let's say you are this person who had this shit. You are in the cubicle, having just finished your business (there is only one cubicle in the toilet) and just before you are about to leave the cubicle, you hear somebody washing their hands at the sink. Do you
A) Wait until they leave the toilet as sweet mother of baby Jesus (sorry Kayroo) , you don't want to face anybody after that shit and for them to know that it actually came from inside your body.
or
B) Walk out and start to make small talk as if you hadn't just performed a bodily movement akin to the dropping of a nuclear bomb on war torn Japan.
Scene from the Jim Carrey Movie Ace Ventura Pet Detective (1994)
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Originally posted by Raoul Duke III View Post
I'm playing the afterschool hero for the next 2 weeks (Mrs D3 has to do her work in-person, onsite) and then I think I'll start going into the office 3 days a week once it is proven they can be trusted to be in the house without setting it on fire\stabbing each other. It's open now but is a bit zombie apocalypse, given the lack of humans in the building.
Of the 100 in Dublin office. Only 15 of us expressed an interest in returning to the office with a September soft reopening. That number dwindled down to single figures and decision was made to keep it closed until well into the new year. The cost lighting up the place wasn't worth it for a handful of people popping in and out that and latest Gov Guidelines.
People are going to get sick of it at some stage i'd imagine. I've a young team that are screaming to get social activities going. We've gone on a hike but no session yet. Bit of underlying pent up frustration there that i don't think has came out yet.
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I had an unwelcome rub up against the job market these last few months. Might be of interest to some in the same boat or possibly facing into it.
I was unexpectedly made redundant in mid-June as an expected investment in the company dried up. So I set myself a target of applying for an average of one job a day and a interviewing for one job per week.
So in 10 weeks I applied for 123 roles (an average of just over 1.5 jobs per day) and got interviews for 13 or about 10%. Jobs all had product, content or e-commerce in the title. Probably half those I was either over or under qualified for so knew I was unlikely to get an interview but still applied as you simply never know what will happen if a human sees your profile.
Things were slow to start as I slogged through a bunch of backlog jobs which may have been on job sites for quite a while. These were largely useless, 'thanks but no thanks' but I did score one part-time freelance writing job which kept me interested and sharpened my skills a little.
However by mid-July the market seemingly took an outrageous turn and relevant jobs flooded in for me with regular interviews and good feedback with which to work.
In the end I was at final stage for 4 roles this week (and had two first stage interviews yesterday as well) and the one I accepted (back into content marketing for a fintech product company) had first mover advantage.
Most annoyingly, just over one-third of those I submitted an application too responded either with a 'thanks but no thanks' or an interview offer. The others were pig ignorant fucks where you were luck to receive an automated 'we received your application but we'll only be in touch if we could be bothered'.
Anyway, it all ended well but the message to anyone in a similar boat is just keep plugging away. It's a numbers game. Just as an example, I was told by one recruiter not to be concerned if I saw 150 people had applied for a role on LinkedIn as straight away you could discount half of those as speculative non visa holders with zero chance and half of the other half would be speculative no-hopers wholly unsuited to the role. Seemed to be about right in the end.
So the nipper starts school tomorrow and I start back to work from home next week and while the virus is obviously a pile of shite I can't say I won't miss the time I had to hang out with the young fella, teaching him to cycle, splashing in the sea at Donegal, watching The Rubbish World of Dave Spud and teaching him about how Arthur and Ray were actually the best Minder over Arthur and Terry. He's still having none of it and can't get his head around why Terry left.
Glad I was able to make the best of a bad lot.
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Originally posted by Silver-Tiger View Post
We haven't had chance to experience the Zombie apocalypse. In March we had a worst case scenario forecast and we never got near it. Tidied up all outstanding subscriptions and bills and have actually came out of this much leaner. All took a 20% paycut which has since been restored and reimbursed. Hiring again and dishing out Bonuses and Promotions. We're back over 2020 Budget and all of this done from working from home so it can work for sure.
Of the 100 in Dublin office. Only 15 of us expressed an interest in returning to the office with a September soft reopening. That number dwindled down to single figures and decision was made to keep it closed until well into the new year. The cost lighting up the place wasn't worth it for a handful of people popping in and out that and latest Gov Guidelines.
People are going to get sick of it at some stage i'd imagine. I've a young team that are screaming to get social activities going. We've gone on a hike but no session yet. Bit of underlying pent up frustration there that i don't think has came out yet.
Not reached those levels here yet but I could see it happening for sure. Personally wouldn't mind speaking face to face with beings that are not (a) a dog or (b), my children during the working day."We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."
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Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide To... View PostSo started work today with a group zoom. Rate my opening banter, please? There was a silence at the end with an 'well anyway ...' shuffle from the head guy. About four people there at this point. Average age of 50-55 or so.
Bosses Banter – 5/10 Crowd need to get out more.
Banter aggregate 5.5 out of 10.
This was nobody’s finest hour .
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Originally posted by BennyHiFi View Postso the nipper starts school tomorrow and I start back to work from home next week and while the virus is obviously a pile of shite I can't say I won't miss the time I had to hang out with the young fell, teaching him to cycle, splashing in the sea at Donegal, watching The Rubbish World of Dave Spud and teaching him about how Arthur and Ray were actually the best Minder over Arthur and Terry. He's still having none of it and can't get his head around why Terry left.
WP on the job front."We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."
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Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide To... View PostSo started work today with a group zoom. Rate my opening banter, please? There was a silence at the end with an 'well anyway ...' shuffle from the head guy. About four people there at this point. Average age of 50-55 or so.
TY J.Carr for that one.This too shall pass.
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Originally posted by Lao Lao View PostQuestion for the all knowing BBV
Let's say you were in work and needed to have a shit and let's say that this shit was the absolute most foulest shit you've ever had.
I'm talking the smell is so bad, it is wafting out the toilet door and down the corridor - people's nose hair is starting to burn as they smell it, some people are starting to cough as if they've just inhaled some nefarious white powder that was posted to them as part of a terrorist act.
Let's say you are this person who had this shit. You are in the cubicle, having just finished your business (there is only one cubicle in the toilet) and just before you are about to leave the cubicle, you hear somebody washing their hands at the sink. Do you
A) Wait until they leave the toilet as sweet mother of baby Jesus (sorry Kayroo) , you don't want to face anybody after that shit and for them to know that it actually came from inside your body.
or
B) Walk out and start to make small talk as if you hadn't just performed a bodily movement akin to the dropping of a nuclear bomb on war torn Japan.
lol
Was on a road trip many moons ago and driving in to San Diego (looking to check in) needing to go(at Defcon 2, not quite turtle heading at this stage) Drinking the night before/takeaway food
One of the lads is a fussy fucker about smells and cleanliness and discounted the first place because it smelled of piss.
Second place was burnt food smell or some bollox like that.
Now I'm at Defcon 3 and im "whatever the next place is we are fucking taking it, that's it"
Im driving too so will have to find parking as were hitting the centre of town.
So park the car and we hit the lobby of this fairly grand old style hotel, big huge long lobby and I'm wondering will I be able to make it to the desk, check in and make it to the room.
So were approaching the desk and I see this kid getting sick outside the restaurant.
See my mate grimacing and rush the last few feet to the desk
"wheres the bathroom my friends will check in"
He points back down the lobby so I now have to negotiate a tricky 20 metres, stiff legged, clenching and sweating like Prince Andrew when he heard Ghisaine Maxwell was arrested.
Make it to the toilet which was basically a cupboard accessing directly on to the lobby.
Anyway jocks off quicker than Our Conor on the last 2 furlongs of Cheltenham and utter, blissful relief.
Someone starts pounding on door (I've only just got in) and I'm there "ill be a few minutes"
More pounding and sort of angry noises "ill be out in a minute ffs" I'm sayin
Finally finish and open door to be greeted by the security guard desperate to get past me despite his disgust at the stench. I had a big grin on with a "I wouldnt be in a hurry to get in there mate" He actually snarled at me as he barged past.
The lads were cracking up
We could smell you from the lobby.
They went nearer to the smell of the kids vomit to get away from it.Last edited by dinekes; 01-09-20, 15:14.
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Originally posted by oleras View PostTesco sell a 00 flour but the typeface they use makes it hard to see
Wife ordered stuff a few weeks ago from kateskitchen.ie, breadflour and Nduja sausage, never tasted it before but i would brush my teeth with it if i could !
On the topic of Italian restaurants I was in another great little spot a couple of weeks back that just blew my mind - Sprezzatura just off Camden St. If I'm not mistaken almost all of the staff and kitchen are Brazilian. This takes nothing away from the brilliant pasta which is freshly made each day. The price is outrageously cheap for what you get - the dessert was only €3.50 and total was €50 for two (1x starter, 2x mains, 2x glasses of wine, 2x desserts + tip). Ordering done online via your phone is a big plus for me too. Food was exceptional for that pice point.Last edited by coillcam; 01-09-20, 15:45.
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Originally posted by coillcam View Post
I'm pretty sure I've had this sausage as a starter in Grano, Stoneybatter. It was in a little terracota dish with a candle heating the base I believe. Awesome kick of heat. Simply delicious some bread and olive oil. Grano is an excellent little restaurant and I can't wait to head back there.
On the topic of Italian restaurants I was in another great little spot a couple of weeks back that just blew my mind - Sprezzatura just off Camden St. If I'm not mistaken almost all of the staff and kitchen are Brazilian. This takes nothing away from the brilliant pasta which is freshly made each day. The price is outrageously cheap for what you get - the dessert was only €3.50 and total was €50 for two (1x starter, 2x mains, 2x glasses of wine, 2x desserts + tip). Ordering done online via your phone is a big plus for me too. Food was exceptional for that pice point.
Yes ive had that in grano also, fantastic little restaurant and reasonably priced. Ill be off to check out that other recommendation v soon!airport, lol
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Originally posted by Raoul Duke III View Post9 year old has just gone into Temple St for an X-Ray after swallowing a 50c coin.
Seems like a bizarre thing to do at that age and I was quite sure the advice would be 'do nothing and it will come out the other end tomorrow' but no, GP was rung and she has to get checked out. Luckily it's Mrs D3's turn for hospital duty.
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Originally posted by Ed View PostWhere would be a good start to get a suit for getting married in? (Dublin)
Congrats on the nuptials."you raise, i kill you" El Tren :{)
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Originally posted by ArmaniJeans View PostJaysus lads, ye can flush far earlier in the toilet process, it doesn't have to be the last thing.Gone full 'Glinner' since June 2022.
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Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide To... View Post
CC was joking, I hope. There's no way the current numbers are caused by school, it's far too early.Gone full 'Glinner' since June 2022.
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Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide To... View Post
CC was joking, I hope. There's no way the current numbers are caused by school, it's far too early.
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Originally posted by Hectorjelly View Post
Of course...but there's no doubt the numbers will rise in a week or two because parents are too liberal to lock their kids in the cupboard during office hours.
SPOILERI lock them in the shed obvs, can't hear their wailing from there."We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."
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Originally posted by Raoul Duke III View Post
Did get a bill from Temple St for a hundred bucks today.
She won't be doing that again.Gone full 'Glinner' since June 2022.
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Originally posted by elbows View PostTrump fav on Betfair
I probably should wait for Denny to reparse for me to a harmless misquote but a man who has compared the shooting of an unarmed man in the back seven times to a missed putt is trying to stoke up hatred and division for electoral advantage is probably going to stir up enough anger to get himself in the firing line.
Turning millions into thousands
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Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide To... View Post
Bit dangerous. You do the courtesy flush and then after finishing your business realise it's a slow filling toilet and there isn't enough water in the tank for the final proper flush. I'd say many of us innocent bystanders would prefer no floating turds greeting us on arrival in the cubicle over a risk-taking courtesy flusher. Speaking for the silent majority here.
Was in Frsnce last summer. Nice meal al Fresco and of course only 1 tiny little broom closet Jax. Plumbing about 50 years old with a complicated but delicate looking flush system which I managed to break. Was only a piss but I was frantically trying to fix the fucking thing as could hear people waiing outside. Eventually just said sod it and left. Slight shrug of the shoulders and gesturing back towards the toilet in a nonchalant "cest pas mon affaire" type way.
Always getting in to these "uh oh" type situations.
I'll be opening a door in a hotel and a doorhandle will come off in my hand or stuff like that. "Thars ok sir happens all the time"
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Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide To... View Post
Must give that a listen when have a free listening spot. After your post earlier I was trying to find a decent book on the promise and potential impact of VR. Couldn't see anything decent at all - did you ever hear of anything?
I was interested to see how difficult the programming is involved behind it all as the market is only going to continue to grow. Like the early days of mobile apps, if you can create simple good ideas with mass appeal it could be very lucrative but I decided to play the pokers instead last month. Bad decision
That kind of programming is hard though. Mainly down to the math and physics involved in the worlds. I did some very simple augmented reality stuff before and even that was difficult. Although I was working in a very low-level library whereas if you use some kind of engine like Unity I presume it abstracts much of that stuff away from you but never used it. I see Unity recently moved an office to Dublin.
Some guy stuck up a post on Reddit with a tutorial to do that mapping thing of the room I posted a while back where your physical room matches the VR environment so I am gonna give that a go and see how I get on.Last edited by Opr; 01-09-20, 22:10.
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Originally posted by tylerdurden94 View Post
Myself and the missus moved our wedding to November but things aren't looking too good so we decided to postpone to November 2021 currently have a Louis Copeland suit hanging in the wardrobe that now won't be used for an extra year +
Congrats on the nuptials.
We're still booked in for November. Hopeful it'll be alright as there's only 14 guests
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Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide To... View Post
Bit dangerous. You do the courtesy flush and then after finishing your business realise it's a slow filling toilet and there isn't enough water in the tank for the final proper flush. I'd say many of us innocent bystanders would prefer no floating turds greeting us on arrival in the cubicle over a risk-taking courtesy flusher. Speaking for the silent majority here.
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Originally posted by Opr View Post
No can't recommend anything.
I was interested to see how difficult the programming is involved behind it all as the market is only going to continue to grow. Like the early days of mobile apps, if you can create simple good ideas with mass appeal it could be very lucrative but I decided to play the pokers instead last month. Bad decision
That kind of programming is hard though. Mainly down to the math and physics involved in the worlds. I did some very simple augmented reality stuff before and even that was difficult. Although I was working in a very low-level library whereas if you use some kind of engine like Unity I presume it abstracts much of that stuff away from you but never used it. I see Unity recently moved an office to Dublin.
Some guy stuck up a post on Reddit with a tutorial to do that mapping thing of the room I posted a while back where your physical room matches the VR environment so I am gonna give that a go and see how I get on.
And lol, all new engineers will wait until the SDK is easy to use
Not suggesting you're one of those new engineers !
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Alright now folks, need your expertise for this one. Over the years, every Irish movie that was mentioned to me I tried to keep track of and at a later date acquire so I could have a pretty decent list.. and now, I'm trying to make sure that the list is not missing some glaringly obvious choices, or even just some good Irish movies I don't have. It's a long auld list, some are probably not even that Irish to be honest, and the ones with a star I have still yet to get a decent version of but happy with new ones if you have any!
SPOILERa date for mad mary A film with me in it A Man of No Importance * accelerator * adam and paul angelas ashes anne devlin * another shore * barry lyndon between the canals black 47 Bloody Sunday brooklyn Calvary candy floss * cardboard gangsters Clash Of The Ash. Cowboys And Angels. * crushproof Da (1988) * Darby O'Gill and the Little People disco pigs Eat the Peach fatal deviation flick * Float Like a Butterfly(looks ugh) foxes * Garage glassland * going off big time * goldfish memory grabbers headrush * How Harry became a tree How to cheat in the Leaving Cert * hunger i went down in america in bruges In the name of the Father Inside I'm Dancing Also known as Rory O'Shea Was Here intermission Into the west killing bono king of the travellers * Kings Kisses (2008) Lamb, * lifes a breeze * lobster Man About Dog man of aran maze * Michael Collins michael inside * Mickybo and Me * Miller's Crossing My left foot Nothing Personal (2009) * Odd Man Out omagh once Patriots(1994) Perrier's Bounty Philomena, Poitin * Quackser Fortune Has a Cousin in the Bronx rat 2000 * Rocky Road to Dublin * rosie sensation * Shake Hands With the Devil siege of jadotville sing street some mothers son Song for a Raggy Boy. Spin the bottle(2003) Stella Days(2011) taffin The 3:10 to Claremorris * The Actors The Boxer The butcher boy the citadel The Commitments the courier The crying game, the dead the farthest the favourite The Field ( Amazing casting and powerhouse performances) the front line * The General The Guard, The hole in the ground the informer the irish pub * the journey * The Lad from Old Ireland * The luck of the Irish The Magdalene Sisters the matchmaker The Miracle (1991). The Most Fertile Man in Ireland the quiet man the run of the country the secret of kells the secret of roan inish The Snapper (whole barrytown trilogy really) the stag the van the wind that shakes the barley this is my father undine/ondine Val Falvey TD(dougal!) * Veronica Guerin vivarium waking ned devine war of the buttons what richard did when brendan met trudy young offenders
I think the first spoiler looks shit on my laptop anyway so here's just text
SPOILER
a date for mad mary
A film with me in it
A Man of No Importance *
accelerator *
adam and paul
angelas ashes
anne devlin *
another shore *
barry lyndon
between the canals
black 47
Bloody Sunday
brooklyn
Calvary
candy floss *
cardboard gangsters
Clash Of The Ash.
Cowboys And Angels. *
crushproof
Da (1988) *
Darby O'Gill and the Little People
disco pigs
Eat the Peach
fatal deviation
flick *
Float Like a Butterfly(looks ugh)
foxes *
Garage
glassland *
going off big time *
goldfish memory
grabbers
headrush *
How Harry became a tree
How to cheat in the Leaving Cert *
hunger check quality
i went down
in america
in bruges
In the name of the Father
Inside I'm Dancing Also known as Rory O'Shea Was Here
intermission
Into the west
killing bono
king of the travellers *
Kings
Kisses (2008)
Lamb, *
lifes a breeze *
lobster
Man About Dog
man of aran
maze *
Michael Collins
michael inside *
Mickybo and Me *
Miller's Crossing
My left foot
Nothing Personal (2009) *
Odd Man Out
omagh
once
Patriots(1994)
Perrier's Bounty
Philomena,
Poitin *
Quackser Fortune Has a Cousin in the Bronx
rat 2000 *
Rocky Road to Dublin *
rosie
sensation *
Shake Hands With the Devil
siege of jadotville
sing street
some mothers son
Song for a Raggy Boy.
Spin the bottle(2003)
Stella Days(2011)
taffin
The 3:10 to Claremorris *
The Actors
The Boxer
The butcher boy
the citadel
The Commitments
the courier
The crying game,
the dead
the farthest
the favourite
The Field ( Amazing casting and powerhouse performances)
the front line *
The General
The Guard,
The hole in the ground
the informer
the irish pub *
the journey *
The Lad from Old Ireland *
The luck of the Irish
The Magdalene Sisters
the matchmaker
The Miracle (1991).
The Most Fertile Man in Ireland
the quiet man
the run of the country
the secret of kells
the secret of roan inish
The Snapper (whole barrytown trilogy really)
the stag
the van
the wind that shakes the barley
this is my father
undine/ondine
Val Falvey TD(dougal!) *
Veronica Guerin
vivarium
waking ned devine
war of the buttons
what richard did
when brendan met trudy
young offenders
Edit: song of the sea is not on the list for some reason but I also have that and anyone who likes animated movies should really give it a go, amazing movie with heavy Irish influences in animation, story and voicesLast edited by mdoug; 01-09-20, 23:52.Go big or go homeless.
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'71 count?
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/71_2015
Parked (never heard of this until recently)
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/parked
The Devil's Own(Brad Pitt's accent surely counts?)
Killing of the Sacred Deer (two leads are Irish)
Not sure of the requirements so just throwing out anything with something Irish in it that's not on your list.
Shrooms?Last edited by Charlie Sheen; 02-09-20, 01:56.
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Originally posted by ComradeCollie View Post"We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."
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Originally posted by Raoul Duke III View Post
American carnage.Gone full 'Glinner' since June 2022.
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Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide To... View Post
I've a grand on Biden now after topping up today when he moved into 10/11. Might give it a month before getting the final €500 on.
Especially if their covid response remains as ineffective as it has been. I think that'll be the big narrative of the election, not the current racism/mob violence (pick according to your political flavour) theme."We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."
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